Author Profile for T.G. Corke

I am a fan first and a critic second. I am unashamed in my bias towards WWE, especially post-attitude era when I started watching. However, I am objective and when I am subjective I will attempt to be objective along with it. I will also be diplomatic as possible, as we are all human beings with feelings, but I can dish it out as well as the next chap. Thanks for reading!
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Writer of The Seventh Dimension, contributor to Wrestler of the Week and Roundtable Previews, and occasional 'blogist'.
Just a fan, mate.
No significant journalistic credits, but I got an A for a newspaper article I wrote for A-level English Language just after George Best snuffed himself out.
I was born of a virgin typewriter and fathered by a grapefruit. I started writing at the age of 12, when I grew my maiden set of hands. Since then, my credits have included 'Kellogs The Cornflakes Snake', 'Cave Boat', 'A Man Meets a Woman on a Train Who He Tries To Seduce but She is Only Thirteen but Then She is Actually a Bit Older Than He Is and is Also a Police Officer Who Arrests Him and Then Has Sex With Him', and 'The Tree'. I went through a rough patch at the age of seventeen when I committed suicide (at least, that's what a forum full of Eighties Matchbox fans were lead to believe), but a few weeks later I was back and better than ever, except that I had lost every inch of skin previously upon my body. For more information, read a book.
May232008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.23.08: Phil Taylor, John Terry, and Other Things That Will Not Be Discussed In This Column

In the final installment of my current 411mania run, I talk about disqualifications, CM Punk, and Regal's suspension. I...

May162008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.16.08: Project Runaway

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Get out of my studio."
"Who's there?"
*WHACK!*
...

May092008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.09.08: You Have The Right To Remain Entertained!

You don't have to, though. I'm not New Labour....

May022008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 05.02.08: The Generation Blame

How is a generation defined in wrestling? Is it purely by virtue of age, or relevance? And how crucial...

Apr252008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.25.08: Who Wants To Be A Championnaire?

Where exactly does being King of the Ring rank with certain other titles and records? Is it a legacy...

Apr182008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.18.08: Joe’s Journey – Justified?

Well? Was it worth it, then?

(HINT: The answer is "Yes".)

Also this week,
...

Apr112008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.11.08: Junkie Jobseekers

He ain't heavyhe's Mike Knox....

Apr042008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 04.04.08: Milking the ‘Mania

I’m surprised they didn’t dub it ‘VESSELmania’! You see, because the set, it…yeah....

Mar282008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.28.08: When ‘He’ Came

And just like that, the World Heavyweight Championship's legitimacy increased to near-infinite levels seemingly overnight...

Mar212008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.21.08: Teeming With Potential

With WWE's attitude towards tag team wrestling easily ridiculed, I look at a few non-existent duos that are both...

Mar142008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.14.08: A Hardy Pill To Swallow

To be honest, I can't help but feel sorry for him....

Mar072008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 03.07.08: Pirates of the Buy-Rates!

In response to feedback I received last week, I try to examine what possible ramifications arise from the illegal...

Feb292008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.29.08: Politics and/or Die!!!

Politicians have a profound effect on the product we see. They always have done, and they always will. This...

Feb222008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.22.08: Musing Over Music

After the small uproar that has materialised this week concerning WWE's recent use of entrance music, I share my...

Feb152008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.15.08: Flair Enough

Ric Flair is soon to draw the curtain on his illustrious career, and he's looking to do so with...

Feb082008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.08.08: Educating Lashley

In the midst of Bobby Lashley's departure from the WWE, I try to teach him a thing or two...

Feb012008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 02.01.08: The Doyle Grumble

Soanyone see the wrestling at the weekend?...

Jan252008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 01.25.08: Film Me Up, Guv.

What can we expect from WWE's movie-making geniuses in the next couple of years? I aim to find out....

Jan182008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 01.18.08: F.O.O. Wrestling!

What would 411mania be like as a wrestling promotion? You're about to find out. Well, not really....

Jan112008
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wrestlingThe Seventh Dimension 01.11.08: A Dynasty of Markness

Is the suspension of disbelief in wrestling really a thing of the past? And, if the answer is "no",...