I used to write The SIXAXIS Report, B3yond the Report, and Games Only a Mother Could Love. I used to be the Lead Dance Choreographer for The Spice Girls, until an unfortunate disagreement broke us up.
Best Dance Choreographer - 1999.
I am from Northern Minnesota, where life revolves around woodsheds, snow, and lots of moose. Basically I spend my day whacking those silly moose with shovels.