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411’s TNA Impact Report 07.12.16

July 12, 2016 | Posted by Aaron Scott

Welcome Everyone to the DESTINATION X Report here on 411! It is Lashley v Edwards. Title versus Title. For the first time, Option C is not necessary as Eddie will keep his title belt but he will instead place it on the line against The Destroyer, as Lashley has made the challenge for a Winner Take All. This is the first time in Impact history that both belts will be on the line in this all important main event.

Plus last week, the world bore witness to the Final Deletion, as “Broken” Matt Hardy deleted Brother Nero once and for all! We will have the aftermath and so much more. Is the career of Jeff Hardy really done? Does Matt own the Hardy legacy forever? Also we will see a Ladder Match to decide a number one contender to the X-Division Title, EC3 will take on Drew Galloway and “The Miracle” Mike Bennett and Maria Kanellis have threatened to ruin our show!

Thank you for joining, my name is Aaron. Match times are not exact, card is subject to change, we will get started right now.

In Cameron, at the site of the Final Deletion, Brother Matt has reached the dilapidated boat, and has thusly named it Skarsgaard. Matt takes Skarsgaard out to the lake with a garbage bag of Jeff’s things. He is burying the remnants of Brother Nero at sea. Vanguard One brings the final shirt Hardy was wearing during their masterpiece of a fight. Is this truly the end of Brother Nero?

We kick off the show with Josh and Pope Daddy, we will begin Destination X with!

Trevor Lee vs Andrew Everett vs DJ Z vs Rockstar Spud vs Mandrews vs Braxton Sutter

Ladder Match for the X-Division Number One Contender

Mandrews and DJZ attack The Helms Dynasty at the start with stereo aerial attacks! Mandrews hits a moonsault off the steel steps! DJZ lands a corkscrew plancha off the top rope into the Dynasty!

DJZ takes out Mandrews and fights with Sutter on the ladder! They climb the ladder and Sutter gains advantage but Spud bites his legs! Braxton drives Spud off but the Dynasty attack- they set up a second ladder. Everett and Spud get cleared off but Lee is still up and Mandrews and Sutter pull Lee into a split!

DJZ hits the kick into the groin! Spud clears everyone out with a chair, but takes it himself! Everett nails Z with the Pele! Lee springboards through the air! Spud has the belt, takes the Hostile Makeover! Z is up and Helms has his leg- ZEMA WITH THE RANA TO HELMS!

Z clears out Lee and shoves Everett’s ladder over, sent hurtling over the top rope into the athletes on the floor! DJZ climbs the ladder and he has the title shot!

OFFICIAL RESULT: DJZ at 5:54, Retrieves the Case

Zema says he’s been here SIX YEARS and he will be the next X-Division Champio MIKE BENNETT ATTACKS ZEMA!

“This is just the beginning, because tonight I promised I will burn TNA to the ground!”

Backstage Ethan Carter III says he is here to fight, they’ve spilled the same blood in the same mud, there can only be one. Tonight, we fight. Another fine Carter promo.

Backstage, Mckenzie Mitchell announces Dixie Carter. They hype their move to Thursdays, as next week we will see the eight men compete in the Bound For Glory Playoffs.

Face to Face with Lashley and Edwards

Lashley tells Eddie he got a lucky shot. He says the World Title is the real heart of TNA, and that makes it him. He tells Eddie he admires him, but he also pissed him off.

Edwards says he has never backed down, and won’t now. If he think he’s mad, wait till tonight. Edwards yells about becoming the Champ.

Lashley says no he doesn’t believe it. Wolves Nation won’t be able to get behind him. He tells the fans the underdog does not win. That’s only in movies. What’s going to happen, he’s going to beat his ass like he said he would, and will become the X-Division Champion. And the fans can’t do anything about it.

Edwards says it’s not a movie. It’s real life. The title, the ring, it’s his life

:LASHLEY ATTACKS EDWARDS!!

HE HITS THE POWERSLAM!

LASHLEY RAISES THE CHAIR! DAVEY RICHARDS PULLS IT AWAY!!!

Richards hits Lashley with the chair and slams it down across his back! The Wolves clear the Champ from the ring and Davey straps the title around Eddie’s waist!

Oh Lashley ain’t happy with that.

Backstage, Abyss consoles Steve, promising to take out Bram tonight to set Rosemary free. Then they will all be together, and it will be, beautiful!

Back in Cameron, “Broken” Matt is showing the Final Deletion. Reby goes to a secret room and opens the door with a HARDY BOYS book. She slides down the pole? They show Matt’s friends the Final Deletion in its glory as Maxell plays with his extraordinary xylophone. He welcomes them all to witness the completion of the Deletion. They all hail King Maxell and chant “Delete!”

Abyss vs Bram

Accompanied by Crazzy Steve, Abyss makes his way to the ring. Josh and Pope go over Rosemary’s dalliance with Bram, costing Decay the match to the BroMans and Raquel.

Where is Rosemary? Abyss goes right on the attack, the World Tag Champs laughing as they beat down Bram.

Bram gets sent to the floor and Steve attacks, pulling his hair out! Bram returns to the ring and they all brawl, and finally Bram finally hits the knee. He goes for the Brighter Side of Suffering but Abyss throws him off!

ABYSS NAILS THE CHOKESLAM!

Rosemary makes her way down and talks to Bram, distracting Abyss- and Bram manages a rollup from behind! Decay scream at Rosemary as Bram just takes his win and leaves.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bram at 4:05, Schoolboy

Sienna vs Gail Kim vs Jade vs Marti Belle

Knockouts Title Match

Allie accompanies Sienna but Gail attacks the Champ before she can get to the ring! Inside the ring Belle and Jade fight, Jade goes for the Package Piledriver, but Marti avoids it and takes a kick!

Sienna enters the ring and slams Marti, avalanche in the corner! Knee to the face again and again, she rushes and slams her head as Marti moved! Belle slams the kicks and runs to nail the ass into the face!

One Two, no.

Gail is in, forearms for all, double clothesline to both! Kim on Sienna and slamming fists! Marti pulls Gail to send her outside, Belle on Sienna to smash the shots! They trade forearm shots, but JADE AND GAIL COME OFF THE TOP MISSILE DROPCKICKS FOR BOTH!!

Jade and Gail are face to face, running past each other baseball slides into both! Hammers the forearms does Jade, missed the Rollback Kick but Gail lands the senton! Jade wraps the back and GERMAN! ONE TWO NO!

Jade up top, caught, Gail ascending and Sienna in, electric chair! JADE OFF THE TOP CRUSHES THEM BOTH!

Marti is in, PEDIGREE ON JADE! PROTECT YA NECK!

KICK to Sienna!

GAIL- EAT DEFEAT ON MARTI!

ONE TWO THR- ALLIE PUT MARTI’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!

SIENNA SMASHES GAIL WITH THE SILENCER!!!

ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Sienna at 5:10, Silencer!

Last night in Cameron, Maxell offers Reby some shrimp but she’s full. Matt asks the senorita to serve him, and she says she’s not Spanish. WONDERFUL! He demands Green Beans. But no mustard. Because he dislikes, mustard. Reby proposes a toast, and Matt orders Vanguard One to lower the lighting. She goes off in Espanol, sorry no subtitles.

Matt says tomorrow at Impact, he has his scribe write, on Impact he will complete the Deletion of Brother Nero. DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! …you know how that goes.

In the locker rooms, Lashley tells Davey Richards to be at ringside to watch what he does to Eddie in our main event.

The Completion of the Final Deletion

Reby announces the broken brilliance of Matt Hardy.

Matt Hardy says their boos only make him STRONGAH! He says Jeff does not exist! He says he has deleted him, but he will bring out Broken Nero one last time. For all you ANTS, with no music, no fanfare, the evil enigma, Brother Nero!

Reby announces hailing from a most desolate place than Parts Unknown, the deepest debts of deletion… Brother Nero. She does the GOT chanting “Obsolete” as Jeff does the shame walk to the ring.

“Brother Nero! I knew you’d come.”

Matt has decided a punishment. He has determined that his Impact Wrestling Contract is terminated! It’s OVAH!! BE GONE!

Matt says Jeff would just change his name and go to work in New York for McMah-han, or Honorable Wrestling, or Japan. So instead he’s going to turn him into his personal mule. Because there’s a lot of money in his intellectual property. He is going to work him like a mule, until there is no money in him. The vessel that is now flesh that is now Brother Nero. He may be broken, but he will never be broke. Be gone Brother Nero! OUT!

DELETE! (times 1000)

Beethoven plays as Matt bastes in the boos. Nero has become an Obsolete Mule.

Backstage Bennett and Maria are on their way to fuck shit up, and DJZ gets in his face telling him not to worry about Edwards, face him in the ring. Miracle accepts.

Mike Bennett vs DJZ

Bennett with his new Pro Wrestling Tees shirt, he attacks DJZ from the ring ropes and he slaps Zema around. Z fights back and ennett with the inside kneelift! Kick to the head!

“DJZ!!” “DJZ!!!”

Miracle in Progress no! Zema off the side and hammers the forearms! Takes a knee to the ribs! Mike snaps him and runs, takes a dropkick! Zema takes Mike down again, and slams the charge in the corner, hammering elbows down across the neck!

Bennett rushes to the elbow and staggers back, Zema for the roll and pops up to get caught in the Cutter! Miracle manages a pin but Zema kicks out!

DJZ takes a running clothesline in the corner, set up top, and Mike up, sent off the top! ZEMA leaps over top but gets caught, SPINEBUSTER!

ONE! TWO!! NO!

Bennett wraps the face, gets hit and knee to the guts! Zema rebounds with a lariat flying! Mike sent over the top, ZEMA through the ropes, rolling scissors! SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE SIDE INTO THE MIRACLE!!!

Zema is on the ramp, up the stairs, RANA sending Mike rolling across the floor! ZEMA to the top!

Bennett retreats up the ramp! He says he’s leaving, and Braxton Sutter, Mandrews, Helms, Lee, Everett, they walk down the aisle ! Bennett rushes into the ring and RUNNING BODY SCISSORS! ROLLOVER AND DJZ PINS MIKE BENNETT!!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: DJZ at 5:20, Rollup

Bennett screams that he has promised to ruin Destination X! He is going to burn this company to the ground! And he’s not going to do it alone.

Backstage Drew Galloway arrives. He says EC3 is a passionate passionate man! He wants to walk to the ring and talk this out like gentlemen, but that’s not what he wants. He has a better idea. They’re gonna fight. They’re gonna fight right now.

Drew Galloway is out and he calls out Ethan Carter III.

Carter calls Drew his Scottish Puppy Dog Bitch and they get to brawling! Fighting on the floor, chops and what not as there is no Referee, this is not a match this is a fight. Drew has a chair, takes a kick in the stomach!

Carter sends the chair into Drew’s face!

EC3 gets picked up and thrown into the post!

GALLOWAY LANDS THE STEEL CHAIR!

They trade punches in the aisle, Carter takes a headbutt! Referee Stifler tries to help, as Ethan smashes Drew on the floor. They go back to the interview set, agents and talent rush in to pull them apart.

Backstage, Davey is wrapping tape around Eddie’s wrist. Edwards says he wants to win by knock out, not submission. Davey says he’s been watching and says no matter what he has Eddie’s back.

It is TIME Ladies and Gentlemen for your 411Mania presents TNA Impact LIVE Main Event! Both belts are on pedestals at ringside, here we go! Davey Richards is out here with partner Edwards.

Lashley vs Eddie Edwards

World Title vs X-Division Title Match

Lashley and red headband atttack Eddie, taking him down! They trade grappling and Eddie holds his own! He counters a delayed vertical and sends Lashley tumbling outside!

LASHLEY CAUGHT THE SUICIDE! No! EDDIE slides off and RANA on the floor!

BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD LASHLEY TOSSES EDDIE UP THE RAMP!!

Edwards cannot even stand as Lashley shows off.

Lashley tosses Edwards and takes a three point stance. He runs and eats a back elbow! LASHLEY smushed him into the steps!

Back from commercial, and Lashley is slamming forearms across the face of Eddie in the ropes. Lashley peels Edwards up, calls for it and hits the hangman’s neckbreaker. Cover, kickout.

Sleeper applied to Edwards, Eddie fighting his way up, eats an elbow as he runs off the ropes. Lashley controlling the pace, reaches down to grab the head, big punch to send Eddie down. The announcers talk about Lashley’s strategy to slow down the fight, just utilizing power to keep Eddie from speeding.

Lashley lands knees and elbows, the World Champ is all smiles. Kisses the hand and misses the strike! Eddie lands chops! He comes off the ropes and Lashley for the Powerslam EDDIE COUNTERS WITH THE DDT!

“EDDIE! EDDIE!”

Lashley runs and EDDIE pulls down the ropes! LASHLEY TO THE FLOOR!

EDWARDS OFF THE SIDE SUICIDE DIVE!!!

HE HITS A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE!!!!

EDDIE EDWARDS LANDS A THIRD SUICIDE DIVE!

Lashley is trying to get in and Eddie charges, eats the elbow! Lashley runs and SIT OUT SPINEBUSTER!!

ONE! TWO! NOOOO!!!

Edwards almost had the World AND X-Division Title! Eddie again, running HUGE FOREARM in the corner! Lashley sent, runs into a boot! HE kicks Lashley! Eddie Edwards once again KICK as Lashley is near out sitting up top! Eddie smashes him as Lashley falls off the top turnbuckle! Eddie sends him up, to the top-

TOP ROPE RANA NO!! LASHLEY HANGS ON!

EDDIE HITS THE RANA ANYWAY!

Lashley on his stomach, Edwards yelling! BOSTON KNEE PARTY CAUGHT! Lashley spins and the leg hits Brian Hebner!

Eddie is down, no cover! Lashley for the World Title! Lashley is going for the World Title as Davey grabs the title away! He wraps Lashley and suplexes him as Eddie lands the Superkick!

ONE! TWO! MIKE BENNETT!!

Miracle slides in! And he calls for MOOSE!

Moose takes out Davey! Catches Eddie and POWERBOMBS him into the apron! MOOSE goes toe to toe with Lashley! AND MIKE HITS THE LOWBLOW!

MOOSE TAKES DOWN LASHLEY WITH THE LARIAT!!!

Backstage, McKenzie asks Dixie and the President says next week there will be a World Title vs X-Division Title Match, in Six Sides of Steel. Thank you everyone, we appreciate you for joining in, tune in next time as there must be a winner! Good night!

OFFICIAL RESULT: No Contest

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