411’s TNA Impact Report 07.22.15

Welcome to 411’s TNA Impact Report 7.22.15

Welcome everyone to 411’s TNA Impact Report, I am your guy Aaron Scott and I want to thank you all for being here tonight, we have quite a lot happening. The era of Bully Ray has begun as tonight we feature three announced matches. Bobby Roode and Matt Hardy are fighting for number one contender status in a tables match. Rockstar Spud will take on Eric Young, fresh from attacking Jeff Jarrett at a GFW event, in a Chain Match. Bram will face former tag team partner Magnus in a Streetfight. In addition, James Storm reveals the newest member of his Revolution, Eli Drake answers why he prevented Drew Galloway from winning the world title, Tigre Uno has words for Donald Trump’s venomous attack on Mexican immigrants, and Dixie Carter announces the newest member of the TNA Hall of Fame. As always, match times are not exact, card subject to change, my spelling is adequate, and we will begin right now!

But first, our World Champion, Ethan Carter III.

Dixie Carter announces the newest member of the Hall of Fame

J E Double F J A Double R E Double T.

We get a stirring rendition of the highlights of Jeff Jarrett, from his battles in the USWA against Jerry Lawler, his feuds with Kurt Angle, and his career as a promoter. Dare to dream, dare to believe, and dare to never give up. The Pioneer, the KOTM, the Founder of TNA Wrestling.

“To the critic, no explanation will do.
To the fan, no explanation is needed.”
-Double J

We cut to back as Pope Daddy! And Josh Matthews, your hosts here tonight. They preview our main event including the matches I just posted. The top five contenders are led by Hardy and Roode, as we have a series of hardcore stipulatio-

Bram vs Magnus

Streetfight

Bram and Magnus are already going at it in the aisle! They battle inside the ring, and fight their way out as Magnus sends Bram into the post. Magnus has gained the upper hand as he attacks Bram in the corner with a series of kicks and stomps. Magnus sits Bram atop and goes for the Superplex! He lands it and stalks his former partner. Magnus takes a hard back elbow, but kicks the boot into the face of a charging Bram.

Bram battles with strikes and a toss to the outside floor. Off the side and baseball slide into the ring apron! Shades of Fit Finlay as Magnus takes control, but eats a garbage can lid to the face. Bram pulls out the Plundah from down under and rails away with a cookie sheet to the top of the head! Bram takes Magnus around, sending him into the barricade, and goes back to pull more out from under including a trash can he sends down across the back of Magnus. Bram Trash Can Lid down on Magnus, and tosses the man back inside like nothing.

Bram is all punchy but misses the elbow, walks into a kick and Magnus hits a second rope Missile. Magnus is slow to get up, has the can and kick to place it over Bram! Magnus with the chair and the fans approve, CHAIR TO THE CAN!

Magnus does it again, Bram is wobbling and MAGNUS CHAIRS THE CAN! Bram goes down.

Magnus sets Bram up for the Top Rope Elbow, off the buckles and one, two, does not get three. Bram is slow to get up as Magnus picks him but Bram avoids and hits the Referee! Magnus manages a Spine Shaker, no Ref to count! Magnus rises and eats a lowblow, the rollup and Bob’s your Uncle!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bram at 6:37 with the lowblow!

James STORM hits the cowbell! He promises to reveal who his partner is in his upcoming mixed tag match with Magnus and Mickie James. Storm shows off, he will announce this mystery woman later on tonight.

Why Eli Why?

Eli Drake walks out with crutch raised, fresh from making Drew Galloway #FallDown and the fans do not seem happy to see him. Eli cost Drew his title opportunity, and makes sure we know who he is.

“My Name is ELI DRAKE.”

Everyone is upset, crying and such. Eli Drake was furious, and created an opportunity by smashing Drew who was taking all the credit for The Rising. Micah and Drew held him down, Drake used them and everyone would do the exact same in his place. We all use people, including women who use their men to pay their bills. Eli Drake was able to finish Drew’s hopes and dreams and promises Galloway will never be the World Champion as long as Eli is standing.

Drew makes his way out on the stage, mic in hand.

“Eli. I brought you into the Rising because I knew you had the killer instinct.”

Galloway says he had no idea that Eli was going to turn on him. But he’s just turned 30, he’s been wrestling for 15 years, beaten, bruised, battered, a torn shoulder but Drake hurt him worse, his own brother turned his back on him. He’s been depressed and drinking. (cheers) And angered, and turns it to the fans. Audible “Kick His Ass” chants fly across Orlando. Galloway says he’s gonna kick Eli’s Arse.

“I’ll make ya famous!”

Drew makes his way up the stairs as Eli holds the broken crutch, and Drew ducks the shot and takes Eli down with a series of forearms and elbows! Eli answers with a low kick and elbows of his own! Drew fires the kick, goes for the Future Shock but Eli rolls out!

Galloway clears the ring and screams as Drake is in full retreat.

Gail Kim cost Taryn Terrell her 238 days of Title reign and now to Christy with Pit War- again?

Taryn has interrupted! Bitching Out like Nicki Minaj at the VMAS!

The Dollhouse demand Gail Kim meet them in Six Sides of Steel

She is freaking the fuck out and demands Gail meet her in the Six Sides NOW!

Brooke makes her way out and mocks Terrell. She doesn’t care what Taryn thinks, and says the Dollho-s are responsible for what they got.

Taryn is screaming that no man can touch her, no Knockout can beat her in the ring. Brooke tells Terrell to come get the title from her. Taryn stalks out of the cage… and Gail Kim’s music kicks up. She’s in the cage! The lights arise and Kim attacks Marti and Jade! The cage is locked and Taryn can’t get inside!

Gail sends Marti into the cage! She tosses Jade into the steel! Brooke walks around the ring as Taryn rushes away!

Kim hits the dropkick to the backs of the Dollhouse, smushing them into the wall. The fans are cheering as Kim and Brooke celebrate, Taryn unable to help.

Jeff Jarrett vs Eric Young vs Drew Galloway vs Matt Hardy vs Bobby Roode

King of the Mountain Match

Wow. Well I had to call my first pay per view main event sometime!

Damn Karen.

“THANK YOU JARRETT”

Everyone squares off and they talk some trash as Roode is all ‘this is mine’ and the shoving starts! Matt with the inside kneelift! Eric takes a shot from Drew! Jarrett is alone in the ring as Young and Galloway fight on the outside, Roode and Matt on the other side. Eric for the ladder and inside, Bobby on Hardy, kicks and stomps in the corner. He goes to Jeff and shoves him, Jarrett is on him and sends him up with a high back body drop! Another to Eric! Jarrett talking trash, Eric misses and Jarrett hits the seated senton into Young on the ropes. FARGO STRUT and Bobby schoolboys for the pin!

Jarrett send to the Penalty Box as Bobby Roode can now go for the title!

Back in the ring and Roode sets up the ladder, Matt takes him down! Hardy moving the ladder and goes on the attack. Sending Roode into the ladder and Bobby eats an elbow and suffers the Side Effect! He kicks out from the pinfall as Jarrett can only look on from the Box. Galloway kicks Hardy but runs into a Double R Spinebuster!

All three are down as Matt takes Bobby down with a pair of clotheslines. Jarrett emerges and Eric Young jumps him from behind! Eric hits the DDT on the floor and scores a pin! Jeff goes back in the box and now EY heading for the ladder. He pulls it to the center and scaling to the top as Pope puts over his strategy. Hardy knocks him down and rams people with the ladder. Drew locks the head and FUTURE SHOCK ON THE LADDER! Galloway for the pin, Bobby breaks it up.

Young slams the kick into Drew as Roode beats Galloway in the corner. Bobby hits a front face suplex and proceeds towards the ladder. Young socks his former Team Canada partner, then goes back into Drew. Whip cross ring into the leaning ladder and now a toss of Hardy into the ladder. Jarrett is out of the Penalty Box and goes all House of Fire! ERIC with the kick and the toss on Jeff now back to choking Drew down in the corner. MATT hits the TWIST OF FATE on Roode! Galloway hits the Jacknife Pin on Eric! Three Counts and All except Jarrett are eligible!

Roode and Young both sent in the box as EY tries to talk Bobby into allies.

In the ring, Matt and Drew are fighting atop the ladder but Jeff shoves them over! Wraps up Galloway and he hits the Stroke! ONE! TWO! Matt Hardy breaks it up!

Jeff with the kicks into Hardy and head into the buckles, runs into a foot! Matt for the Twist, Jarrett reverses into The Stroke! Galloway breaks up the pin! Karen tries consoling Jeff as Drew has the title- and Young and Roode are allowed out! They storm the ring and attack Hardy and Drew, both taking Hardy to the ropes and double back elbows! Double kick to the stomach and Suplex Drew over! Pick up on Jarrett and slams him down! Eric off the top to land the elbow on Jeff!

OOOOH CANADA!!!!

KICK from Eric as he goes for the Piledriver, Roode counters and sends Eric over the top with a Cactus Clothesline! Drew sends Matt to the ropes and Hardy climbs up but stopped with a hard right hand. Drew scales up for the Falloway and Jarrett makes it Tower of Doom! Roode pins Galloway, Young covers Hardy to keep Jarrett from scoring a pin!!

Roode screams and attacks Eric as Jarrett fires a punch! All three Originals are throwing bones! Jarrett wins the brawl but Eric from behind to knock him down. He heads outside towards the Jarrett signature guitar, and Karen gets in his way. Young starts the trash talk and Karen slaps him! Young scares her away and he has the guitar! EY enters the ring to attack- Jeff hits the lowblow! He takes the weapon and El Kabong to Bobby Roode! Jarrett finally gets a pin!

Galloway and Hardy rush out of the Penalty Box to grab the title but Hardy slugs him off! Drew wrestles it away and climbs for the ring and up inside, he goes up the title with ladder in hand. Hardy smacks him and takes the belt, both fall off the ladder as it falls over, Jeff finally grabs it and sets up the ladder to climb up high, but EY has him and powerbomb, no tosses him over the top and both spill to the apron. There is a second ladder across the apron and the railing, and YOUNG COUNTERS A STROKE INTO A PILEDRIVER ON THE LADDER!

Hardy attacks Eric as Drew climbs the Penalty Box and SENTON OFF THE TOP INTO HARDY, ROODE AND YOUNG!

Drew Galloway scales the ladder with the belt, Matt Hardy is trying to make it in and finally cuts off all momentum, he hits the Twist of Fate off the ladder! Matt wraps the title and goes to climb, forcing himself to scale up top but Bobby Roode hits him from behind! Bobby sends a series of shots and Sit Out Powerbomb! Bobby for the title, he begins to make it until Eric hits him with the second ladder. Young sets it up as both begin to climb and Eric thumbs his eye as Roode crashes to the canvas.

EY has the title, heading up as Jeff Jarrett returns to the top, has Eric and STROKE OFF THE LADDER!

Jarrett has the belt, he sets both ladders up close, begins to climb, and he is your NEW KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!! The First Ever KOTM Champion has returned in 2015 and regained his title! The fans are cheering and Jeff Jarrett will officially enter the TNA Hall of Fame next week.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Jeff Jarrett at 28:25, New KOTM Champeen

Tigre Uno talks Trump

We go to Mexico as Tigre Uno talks up his home country. He’s lived his whole life there, and he and his kids are proud of their history. He talks about his country. They show Trump’s recent words on the Mexican immigrants. Tigre says his people are hard workers, landlords, businessmen and artists. He invites Trump to the Impact Zone.

The Revolution are on their way out, next.

Highlights of James saying he can hire any woman to beat Mickie James. Mickie thanks James for making her promise one more match. She tells James to find that One Woman and Magnus and her will whup both their asses!

James Storm reveals the newest member of The Revolution

James Storm is surrounded by Abyss, Khoya and Manik. Storm has been torturing Mickie for not taking her son Donovan and joining up with his Revolution. and tells the country they need leadership. It doesn’t matter what color you are, what language you speak. There is always room for one more. He gave Mickie James gifts, opportunities, and she turned him down. He knows she wishes she had a better life without Magnus. Storm says she’s lost, a lost cause and so he will welcome the one more…

SERENA.

Serena walks of the back all smiles. Making her way down the aisle as Pope puts over her 2005 debut. Mickie James and Danny Davis trained her, and now Serena is out here to join Storm against her. Serena enters the ring and takes up the mic as James wants her to tell the truth about Mickie James.

Serena thanks Storm, and says she’s been friends for over ten years. Best friends, sisters, as Mickie called her a protege. And then Mickie became famous, and dumped her friendship. She left Serena behind and broke her heart. And she was lost for a long time. Until she saw James Storm.

James is enjoying this, he says unlike Magnus standing behind Mickie, Serena, his woman, is standing beside him.

“Donovan, when you get old enough to watch this you can say to yourself. This is the moment my parents made the worst mistake.”

Up next, CHAIN MATCH goodness! But first here’s Spud!

Eric Young vs Rockstar Spud

Chain Match

Young attacks Spud and beats him down! Both men bound together as Eric tosses Spud with the chain around his neck! Big wallop and another for good measure! Young takes a shot, and then another but rakes the face! Eric chases Spud to the outside and puts it in Spud’s mouth, pulling away to torture the man. EY slides outside and sends Spud into the stairs, but is distracted by the fans and misses a shot on the stairs. Spud climbs through to the outside and yanks Young into the ringpost!

Spud climbs inside and tugs EY in but Eric rips him to the apron. Tosses Rockstar Spud to the floor, he wraps the man’s neck and drags him around to yell to the camera. Spud weakly pulls the chain from his neck, as Eric stomps his face. Spud is suffering as Eric sends Spud inside the ring, climbing in to clothesline Rockstar Spud with the chain!

“EY SUCKS!!”

Eric takes out his frustrations and Spud kicks out! Spud tries to rise as Eric misses the shot and Spud crawls under his legs and flips off Young to send him flipping upside down! Spud wraps the chain and lariats Eric down! A screaming shot with the chain and he whips into Eric Young! Pope goes Piper/Valentine for references as Young sends Spud off the top and Piledrives him on the chain!

OFFICIAL RESULT:Eric Young at 5:45, Piledriver on a Chain

Bobby Roode vs Matt Hardy

Number One Contender’s Table Match

Representing The Dirty Heels, Bobby Roode enters the main event. The winner will go on to face EC3 for the World Heavyweight Championship. @MattHardyBrand makes his entrance, ready to step up against Bobby as both lock up no Roode immediately charges him into the corner! Fight across the ring and Matt sends Bobby to the corner, hit from a kick and catches the Side Effect!

Hardy sets up the table but Bobby is on the attack, takes some shots but finally takes Matt down with a flying clothesline! Roode to the outside, he has the head and sends it into the table surface. Matt reverses with a shot of his own! Hardy set it over and locking the head, goes for the suplex but instead Bobby suplexes him onto the stairs!

Matt is taking shots as Bobby pummels his forehead. Roode drags out a second table and slams it down across Hardy’s carcass. Bobby Roode climbs the table and steps on it, crushing Matt underneath between the table and the stairs. Roode looks down in disgust, then takes said table to send it inside as Matt convulses on the floor. Bobby whips Matt into the ring and throws the kick to the stomach. He steps on the man’s throat and chokes him down. Bobby again going for the table, setting it in the corner. He charges but Matt counters with an elbow and a boot. Matt drops the elbow from the second and lariats Roode in the corner. He goes for a bulldog, thrown off and Bobby counters with a Double R Spinebuster!

Roode is trying to crush Matt with the table legs! Pushing them down on the neck of Matt, bar across the throat!

He gets caught as Matt shoves it up in his face! Matt with the Twist of Fate! He sends Roode atop the table and climbs to the top! NO Bobby knocks the ankle and Matt crumples to the mat. Roode sets it over, and picking Hardy up, goes for the Roode Bomb! Hardy sent him over and Twist of Fate, Roode shoves him off and charges! Hardy backdrops him over and down through the first table!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Matt Hardy at 6:56, New Number One Contender

Next week, Jeff Jarrett finally joins the TNA Hall of Fame, Mickie James wrestles her last match with Magnus against James Storm and Serena, and Jeff Hardy makes his return to the Impact Zone. Thank you all for hanging out, we will see you next week!