411’s TNA Impact Report 10.27.16

Happy Halloween from the 411 this is Aaron we are the Official TNA Impact Report right here on 411Mania for all things Impact and after this All Hallows Eve TNA will never be the same. Cody and Brandi Rhodes will main event against Maria and Mike Bennett, EC3 and Jesse Godderz will take on Aron Rex and E Li Drake, and Allie will face off with Laurel Van Ness.

All this and so much more as well as fevered discussion about this week’s courtroom cage match below, leave your thoughts on this and so much more in the comment section. Our card is subject to change, match times are not exact, I don’t know about you but I’m going as an Impact Fan this holiday, it is time for your 411Mania TNA Impact Report!

EC3 & Jesse Godderz vs E Li Drake & Aron Rex

Godderz and Rex to start, lockup by the Grand Champ on the head, Rex taken over and Carter tags in. The double team hiptoss and a two count only.

La Magistral by Aron only two as well, Rex in the corner as Jesse keeps the offense on. DROPKICK from Godderz a thing of beauty and Carter in Dropkick too!

TWO!

Eli Drake tagged in but runs from Carter, comes in and races to tag out, Godderz takes Aron over and Eli tags off the top he misses and takes a shot!

Drake gets a double team flapjack! Carter and Godderz have cleared the ring!

Carter and Godderz take control, but Drake won’t face off with Ethan, forcing Rex to take all the abuse. Thanks to an ankle pick, Aron gets control.

ELI tags in and fires the shot!

HUGE Drake Elbow and a cover no only two.

Rex tags in and ELBOW OF DISTINCTION!! Rex does not get it and he makes the tag out to Eli. Wraps the headlock and cinched in tight, the fans trade chants as Eli stays in control.

Rex tags in and slams the elbows to the head, focuses on the ribs, Drake tags in and they trade shots, Eli and Ethan Carter III. Side kneelift the short arm and SLEEPER wrapped by Carter, no Eli reverses! The pressure applied and Jesse cannot reach for the tag-

Jawbreaker from Ethan!

Carter manages out and Jesse in house of fire, powerslaaam to the host of Fact of Life, ANGLE SLAM from Godderz!

Rake to the eye from the wily vet! Godderz takes a kick and Aron in there he goes! Jesse kicks Eli off the top,

Ethan tags in and fires the shots the Ref gets involved, Jesse off the ropes fires into the head of Eli, REX is in! Goes to the eyes of Jesse and CLOCKS THE MAN HARD!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Aron Rex at 15:20, KO Punch

Josh Matthews and Pope speculate Rex has his rings on under his taped fingers. Either way, a victory for Aron Rex and Eli Drake here tonight in Orlando.

Maria is backstage and she is mocking Brandi for needing Cody around, and as she’s talking shit here comes Ms. Rhodes to chase her away!

Backstage, Rockstar Spud says he’s tired of being overlooked. So Spud is sick that’s why he has two allies in the X-Division. One of them a former X-Division Champion! This fate DJZ will face, is a face worse than death.

Grado makes his way out and says he wants to bring out the best wrestler in the world, who inspires him, Robbie E!

Robbie makes his way out and says this is kind of weird. Grado says at Halloween, you can be anybody you want. Tonight, for Halloween, Grado wants to be a BroMan.

“Boom” by Sstaria kicks up over the PA as Grado yes, comes out in a spray tan and yellow trunks. They dance and jump into each other, well why the hell not. They dance on Pope and Matthews and fall into the ring, and they finally do the Fist Bump,

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DCC ATTACKS!!!

ELEVATED KICK TO ROBBIE! SPIKE PILEDRIVER TO GRADO!!

Death Count Council have laid both to waste.

Earlier today, Corgan met with Allie and told her she didn’t have to wrestle. Maria doesn’t make the matches he does. She said she needs to stand up for herself. Corgan approves.

DJZ, Braxton Sutter, Mandrews vs Rockstar Spud & ???

Team X Gold

“Calling London Town” kicks up as Spud comes out. He says because he’s been overlooked so much, he promises they will feel pain, they will DECAY.

Manson blares as Abyss and Crazzy Steve make their way out, heading for the ring, the Deathdealers following Spud on their way to Team X Gold.

DJZ, Braxton Sutter, Mandrews vs Rockstar Spud & Decay

Team X Gold

Sutter and Abyss battle, Braxton comes off the top to nail a flying shoulder! Abyss tags out and Steve rushes into a snap powerslam!

Mandrews tags in, wheelbarrow into a bulldog on Steve! Clothesline down hard gets the two!

Spud is in and floors Mandrews, he makes the tag out to The Monster Abyss. Fists to the forehead of Mandrews, just beating him down and he tags out to Steve.

Crazzy Steve rushes into a boot, catches the dive and gutwrenches the man away from his corner. Mandrews bodyscissors roll through up into the Double Stomp! Mandrews tags and DJZ rushes in!

Dropkicks! Kicks and leapfrog over, springs off the second and back elbow! Dropkick to Abyss! STEVE smashes the spinning back elbow too! Spud tags in, and TAKES THE ZDT!!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Team Go For Broke at 4:05, ZDT

Next week, Eddie Edwards takes on Lashley. They will sign their contract, up next.

Eddie Edwards vs Lashley: A contract signing

Lashley says the fans support Eddie, getting them to cheer for Edwards and says the no touch rule they have only exists for Eddie’s safety. He says it doesn’t matter when they fight because he will take the title. TNA needs a Champion that can defend against all comers.

Eddie says the vast majority of the time Lashley did kick his ass, but the last time Lashley underestimated him and took him for granted. So the next time they fight, it will be the rematch.

Lashley agrees, he looked at the three and said Eddie would be an easy match. So he took Edwards lightly, he made the mistake and Eddie got lucky. This is not a movie, this is real life, and in real life you get lucky, and now you’re gonna pay. He’s going to beat you down and walk you out of the arena.

Eddie says he doesn’t get a happy ending and roll credits, but he will sign the contract right now because he will not back down.

Lashley demands the contract- and Eddie asks what happens if Lashley signs and loses? What happens to the aura, mystique, the killer? Or will they see Lashley, Eddie Edwards’ Bitch?

LASHLEY kicks the table over and they both get up fast! Lashley grabs the contract and he signs the paper. It is official, next week the World Title will be up for grabs. Lashley promises to hurt Edwards. Eddie raises the title, they will meet next week.

Last Week:

Backstage, Laurel Van Ness suggests to Braxton Sutter that they celebrate together once she beats down Allie.

At the Hardy Compound, #Ichweeed is going nuts with a weedwhacker, drawing a giant pumpkin and a Happy Halloween to us all.

Allie vs Laurel Van Ness

Laurel and Allie go toe to toe, and Allie shoves Laurel back, then gets sent to the corner and thrown! Laurel steps on her hand, then tortures her with a hair pull inside the ropes.

Van Ness throws her face down into the mat! Hairmare and Ness throws her around the ring, tossing her to the corner. Slap to the face!

SLAP back from Allie!

CLOTHESLINE from Laurel!

Choke to the throat, she tosses Allie to the floor! Slams the head off the apron! Does it again while inciting the fans! Van Ness talks shit and misses a rush into the stairs!

Rushing at double leg takedown! Allie pounds on Laurel! She ducks the rush, all fours to cause the trip and the cover!

Laurel kicks out! And she recovers to slam the flying Curbstomp! That’ll do it.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Laurel Van Ness at 4:32, Curb Stomp

At the Hardy Compound, a kid in a DCC mask brings a laptop. Reby hands it to Matt who realizes this was the premoneetion! The family gather around to watch the following:

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The DCC give a prepared statement. The attacks have led to an official challenge. They want the Hardys to put the belts on the line against them in Orlando next week.

We watch a promo video, detailing the meteoric rise to the top by Eddie Edwards, at the expense of Lashley.

Next Week: Eddie Edwards vs Lashley for the World Title

Aron Rex vs Jesse Godderz for the Grand Championship

The Hardys answer the World Tag Titles challenge of the DCC

Maria and The Miracle vs Cody & Brandi Rhodes

Maria goes to show off flexing, Brandi wants a fight and the match begins, Maria tags out! Cody tags in and Bennett with the kick! Cover gets a two!

Head slammed to the buckles as the fans chant “CODY!” and Miracle pummels Cody in the corner. Bennett goes for the suplex but Cody reverses and slams the front face suplex! Brandi gets in and Cody tries to get her to leave!

CUTTER FROM BENNETT!!

Mike almost gets the three, he strikes the face as we got to commercial.

We’re back from break, and Miracle is standing on Cody’s neck. He snaps the suplex!

Brandi goes around the ring to mess with Maria and Mike Bennett takes time to show of but he gets attacked by Cody!

Bennett gains control and throws Cody, almost gets the pin!

“Yes We Do” chants vs “No We Don’t!”

Cody goes for the tag but Mike Bennett keeps him away and they slam heads in the center. Maria picks the legs again knocking Brandi’s head into the apron!

Miracle sends Cody into the corner and smashes the clothesline, he tags out to his wife and MARIA MISSES THE KICK AND STRIKES MIKE IN THE BALLS!

Brandi is in and jumps on Maria, CATFIGHT, CATFIGHT, CATFIGHT!!!

Maria runs around the ring, chased by Brandi, and enters to stop face to face with Cody, and pleads for forgiveness and Brandi beats her down, hitting the drop toheold sending Maria’s head into Mike’s groin!

Brandi and Cody tie up the Bennetts in stereo submissions, Indian Deathlock on Maria, American Nightmare on Bennett! Maria and Mike try to fight towards each other- and they both tap!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Cody & Brandi Rhodes at 11:21, Stereo Submissions

Thanks for joining us, for the 411 this is Aaron saying so long and we will see you next week. We will have a possible new TNA Owner, but before that, we all want to wish you a very safe and happy Halloween. Tune in for Larry’s Impact Review, and sign off in the comments section down below. We will see you next time, have a Happy Halloween! Trick or Delete!