411’s TNA Impact Report 11.17.16

Hello and welcome everyone! James Storm, Bram and an unknown third man have infiltrated TNA as the Death Count Council. What are their intentions going into the new year? It is Thanksgiving, and although Impact has a lot to be thankful for, Brother Nero has vowed to return to Impact Wrestling and help Eddie Edwards with or without an amnesiac Matt Hardy.

Also tonight, many have qualified to go into contention for the World Heavyweight Title. We will find out how our favorite superstars go one step closer to becoming the next man to challenge Edwards for his title.

Hello once again everyone, this is Aaron saying welcome to the Official 411Mania Impact Report. We will cover Impact this week right here, please enjoy and sound off in the comments below. Your coverage begins now.

Eddie Edwards comes into the ring and he says he will look you in the eye and tell you what he is going to do. He says he came to Lashley, Drake and the rest. But now he comes to confront James Storm. They want anarchy? That’s fine, he is not leaving this ring until he gets his fight. Somebody get out here.

We get a DCC video where they say he was just an example?

No they’re heeee-er….

Kingston and company are here and they attack Eddie! Edwards runs over Kingston and here comes Storm and Bram! They beat on our World Champion, beating him down like a pack of wolves!

James with the belt-

“Obsolete” kicks up over the PA as Jeff Hardy runs down! He stares into the eyes of James Storm, after hitting a Twist on Kingston!

Aron Rex vs Jesse Godderz

Rex and Godderz lock up and Jesse goes in to early dominating, beating the man around the ring. This is a non title match, and a regular style as the announcers Josh Matthews and Pope make clear.

Rex regains control with rakes to the eyes and snapmares, wrapping in the headlock and also attacking the legs to gain control.

Jesse is actually the better wrestler as he avoids the attacks and goes to the back, setting up for the Adonis Crab. Rex takes him outside and begins beating him into things, inanimate objects like the railing and such to wear him down. An elbow down across the face in the supine position does damage to the pesky contender.

Rex takes the man in, and goes for the count no. Aron for the face no JESSE goes to the Eyes!

He sends Rex outside and begins grating his face on the steps! Jesse fighting fire with fire as the fans are on his side!

Rex retreats to the ring, and Jesse gets control, countering into an Adonis Lock and finally securing the submission win in this all important non title match!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Jesse Godderz at 7:50, Adonis Crab

Backstage Allie and Maria are joined by Laurel Van Ness and Sienna. They mock her for not stepping up to help Brandi Rhodes. They are heading to the ring, saying no one is dumb enough to join Brandi. ALLIE. 🙁

We show how Gail Kim’s announcement was vacating the title due to injury, after Rosemary put her down. We will have a new Knockouts Champion in two weeks.

Brandi Rhodes and ??? vs Laurel Van Ness and Sienna

Maria says she is so sorry that Allie can’t be her partner, and mocks Brandi for having no one to face Laurel and Sienna. She sends Allie to the back as the fans are booing.

Brandi says wait a second- her partner is someone else. And she is a five time Knockouts Champion. Madison Rayne comes out!

Brandi Rhodes & Madison Rayne vs Laurel Van Ness & Sienna

Brandi starts off with Laurel, she chases Maria around the ring, as Laurel paintbrushes Madison and Brandi tags her in! Rayne inside and runs through Van Ness, big hit and ducks Sienna! Gamengiri and Madison has Sienna in the corner!

Laurel has Madison’s hair and Sienna attacks from behind!

Hand of God Tree Choke and Slam! Sienna slams the forearm, Laurel in and extended boot choke!!

Leg across the neck and scissors in the ropes! Madison choking, as Brandi talks her on!

Sienna in, and the Lady Squad dominates as Sienna unloads chops. Kick to the chest and stomping a mudhole in the Five Time KO Champion. Sinne in and choking as Laurel has tagged but is distracting the Ref.

Madison kicks out of Van Ness pin attempt at two.

Sienna in, head vice.

Laurel in and rips Madison around by her hair, cover, no.

Brandi is trying to tag in, but she no Laurel is taken over from a hiptoss counter into a pin two from Madison. Laurel gets a nonchalant cover for two. Laurel misses a Curb Stomp and Double Clothesline both women down. Madison for the tag- dives and yes!

Brandi is in! Kick to Sienna! Clotheslines but kicked! Sienna beats on Brandi. LARIAT from Rhodes! Dropkick! Leaps over top and back elbow! KNEEstrike! Cover, no Laurel in to break it up.

Madison kicks Laurel, Sienna has Brandi- AK 47 no! Brandi with the head and FLATLINER!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Brandi Rhodes at 6:05, Flatliner

At the Hardy Compound, Matt is deleting emails. He gets into an argument with Reby, who castigates him for not helping his brother Jeff. Matt says violence is not the answer, and denies giving out green beans at Halloween.

Hardy goes back to deleting emails- a Young Bucks newsletter? He is not a fan of the rock music. He summons the scribe by accident, and Reby asks who he’s talking to. Will he ever regain his memories?

“The Miracle” Mike Bennett vs Lashley vs Trevor Lee vs EC3

Number One Contender’s Match

Tornado Style, Lee and Bennett pull Carter off Lashley, who runs Carter over. Everyone targets EC3, Lashley beating on Ethan in the corner. Lashley tosses Carter and Bennett almost gets a pin on Lashley, and Lee almost gets one on Miracle!

Lashley runs into both, and sends Lee sailing!

Lashley has Bennett up, and SUPLEXES him down! THROWING LEE OVER THE SIDE INTO EC3!!

Back from break and Lee smashes into Lashley! Bennett and Lee send Carter in who kicks them away and moves as Lashley crashes into the corner. GERMAN from Lashley!

KNEEStrike to the face of Lashley as Lee screams at Bennett to help him toss the former champ! They send Carter in hard and Lee goes to the fans- and they hit the double team suplex! Bennett clears Lashley from the ring as Lee tries the cover, no.

Carter attacks both after a tenuous handshake, running clothesline from Bennett as Lee pulls the man off.

“WE SHOOK HANDS!”

Lee and Carter trade blows LEE with a big dropkick! Miracle pulls him off to chants of “Kill The Troll!” Bennett goes to attack Carter as Lee goes to attack Lashley on the floor!

Miracle for the cover, LEE pulls him off! They start striking! Both men down and Trevor gets run over by Carter, huge lariat to Bennett, SPLASH in the corner from Carter to Lee and he sends Lashley down, FLAPJACK ON MIKE! SINGLE LEG PANCAKES LEE INTO BENNETT!!

Double One Percenter! NO! Lashley spears CARTER!

KNEE from LEE, BENNETT WITH THE CUTTER ON LASHLEY!

DEADLIFT GERMAN ON BENNETT! COVER! NO!

KNEE FROM LEE! SUPERKICK FROM MIRACLE!

SUPERKICK TO LEE!!

COLLISSION COURSE FROM LEE ON LASHLEY!

DOUBLE STOMP FROM LEE ONTO BENNETT!

SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP INTO CARTER AND LASHLEY!!

Lee inside, up top, misses the stomp as Miracle throws him off! Carter catches Lee, TK3!! Submission wrapped on Trevor Lee, EC3 has won it all!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Ethan Carter III at 14:05, Sleeperhold

Ethan Carter III is our new number one contender.

Cameron. North Carolina.

Reby has an idea. She has brought Matt to show him video of Maxell’s first birthday party. He is astounded at seeing Vanguard 1. Matt is visibly upset at seeing himself destroy Jeff’s lawn work, and reacts horribly to watching Final Deletion. He has a promoneetion- no, just allergies. Fall and such.

Eli Drake’s Facts of Life with EC3

Eli Drake is upset and he calls out Ethan Carter III. Eli Drake says they don’t have to fight right now, just sit down. Carter is apprehensive and he takes a mic.

“HIT THE BUTTON!”

Drake says he wants to extent the olive branch. Spade a spade- calling it… the last few times Carter tried for the title he choked. Shut up dummies. Drake says here’s what they can do. Next week, they can wrestle, one on one, title shot on the line because Carter wants to think he’s the man.

Maybe some think he is. But he says each and every one of them- Dummy, Yeah! – but they have a chance to do something special, and if he loses he will take Ethan’s title shot.

Carter says Drake is proposing exactly what he said a few weeks ago. And Ethan Carter III says that sounds like a terrible idea. Spade a spade- nope!

Drake says he figures Carter wants to prove himself to get on the incline so as a businessman- if Drake loses he will not challenge for the World Title for a Year if he is beaten.

Carter says well, yeah hmm interesting, and that was the concept as well— he wants Drake in the title scene, he wants Drake to want to be the guy because he’s only better when he’s being chased. He wants the most competitive wrestler in all of wrestling and hell they’re damn close SO… Eli, he declines.

But, looking in your eyes, he knows Drake wants to be Champion, he came THIS close to succeeding and he failed, he tasted the agony of defeat, and now he kind of respects Drake, he can challenge whenever, but he does accept the proposal, he wants the match, middle of the ring. To earn that title shot, to earn that match, he has to put something on the line. …Your Voice.

Your voice Eli Drake for the rest of the year he cannot speak for the rest of the year, no more anything for the rest of the year Eli Drake. So if you truly want that opportunity, put up what’s most important.

Drake thinks… and he reiterates. Drake says YEAH, you got a DEAL.

Carter takes his mic, and says Never Again. And walks out.

DUMMY! YEAH! as Drake slams the button.

Backstage Jade is talking to promote CRAZZY STEVE.

Steve: I want you to know it wasn’t your fault Rosemary destroyed you.

Decay say Rosemary will destroy her and everyone. Jade mocks them for doing Rosemary’s dirty work. Abyss tells her to go find Rosemary, saying it’s beautiful up there.

Jade looks for Rosemary

Jade goes up the stairs to the rafters….

Basile Baraka vs Mahabali Shera

Baraka chokes down Shera, who is all by his lonesome. Knee across the neck as Shera is choking down across the bottom rope. He goes to pummel Shera who Hulks Up and ducks a clothesline, big right hand!

Shera sends Baraka in, takes a high cross, two.

Baraka punches into Shera, big kick to the side of the head! Legdrop down across the throat, cover and no. Reverse Curb Stomp from Baraka, and he goes up top. He leaps, Shera catches him, POWERSLAM!

Shera in control, series of clotheslines and a tackle, scoop and slam, submisson no, tights from Baraka cover NO!

Shera catches the man and SLAMS him down.

He grooms his sexy mustache! CAMEL CLUTCH and Shera makes him HUMBLE!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Mahabali Shera at 4:04, Camel Clutch

Big kick to the balls by The Tribunal, and Al Snow hits the ring to attack his former proteges, he makes the save for Shera. He raises Shera’s wrist to the fans.

Jade looks for Rosemary II

Rosemary mocks Jade. She says Gail’s Chosen One, can’t hear that she is never alone. Jade says she doesn’t give a damn and she will face off with Rosemary for the KO title.

Rosemary asks if she hasn’t had enough?

We are darkness, and chaos made flesh. We have a brand of violence unlike any other. Jade says she isn’t afraid. Rosemary is happy and says join us inside a steel cage.

Eddie Edwards and Jeff Hardy make their way to the ring.

Jeff Hardy & Eddie Edwards vs The DCC

No DQ, No CO

Everyone runs to the ring and we be clubberin’ Tony!

Jeff Hardy hits the Twist on Bram, goes up top but DCC drags Bram out, EDDIE HITS THE SUICIDE DIVE!

HARDY DIVES ONTO EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR!!

“THAT WAS AWESOME!”

James Storm regains control with a steel chair, and Kingston sends Eddie into the railing. Kingston is in the ring he hits a suplex on Edwards.

Back from commercial, Kingston and Bram are beating down Edwards. On the floor, Storm and Hardy brawl. Storm takes the railing, Hardy takes the steps.

Edwards attacks Kingston and takes it in the eyes! Short Arm from the new guy. One two, no Bram only gets two.

Storm has a weapon, again in the ring Bram gets a two.

Step on the face from Kingston, Storm wedges the chair into the corner, and Bram kicks down Edwards. Bram slams the face of Eddie. Bram runs Eddie into the corner no, blocked!

Eddie sends Bram over the side!

Kingston in and STO ON EDDIE!!

Jeff with the chair into Storm on the floor!

Kingston has the chairs set up, suplex, no reversal EDDIE SUPLEXES KINGSTON INTO THE CHAIRS!!

BACKCRACKER BY STORM ON EDDIE!

JEFF in the ring, atomic drop & legdrop combo! Hardy for the cover, NO!!

JAWbreaker from Hardy, into NO he runs into the chair! Storm has the head, up and EYE OF THE STORM ON JEFF

ONE! TWO! NOOOO!!!

James Storm almost had two! Eight Second Ride does not do it. Bram has Eddie on the apron and BRIGHTER SIDE OF SUFFERING THROUGH A TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!

Jeff and James battle, TWIST OF FATE ON STORM! Jeff for another and LAST CALL FROM JAMES!!

ONE! TWO! THREE!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: James Storm at 13:40, Last Call

The DCC celebrate and that is the end of our show. For all of us here at 411Mania, this is Aaron saying thank you for joining. Sound off below, and make sure to check out Larry Csonka’s Impact Review. We will see you next time fora Thanksgiving Edition of Impact. Have a great one, thank you so much.