411’s TNA Impact Report 2.9.16

Hey everyone welcome to 411Mania’s TNA Impact Report! I am your host Aaron Scott as we come to you from POP TV. In our main event, Drew Galloway faces off with Kurt Angle, Trevor Lee defends his newly won title against Tigre Uno, Lashley takes on Bram and Jade faces off with Madison Rayne in Dollhouse versus Beautiful People action. My personal favorites, The Decay fight Beer Money. Match times are not exact, the card is subject to change, thank you for reading our Impact Report!

Winston Churchill’s Fat Ass on a Unicorn

We are in Manchester and here comes the money! Big Money Matt doesn’t need to sell out, he’s already filthy rich. He goes off on the fans, and Tyrus insults them all. Reby Sky, future KO Champion has words as well. Matt says he broke new rules and stopped EC3 who cannot be beaten. He’s beaten everyone and Dixie hasn’t even talked to him.

“We Want Jeff!”

Matt says Eric ended his career. He wants Dixie to meet him and he will tell her how to run a company the right way. He says she will do one thing, will fire Ethan Carter III.

Dixie arrives Other Angle 1

Bram and EY yell backstage. Other Angle 2

Lashley vs Bram

Match in progress. EY with the distraction and Bram takes advantage. Lashley battles back with a delayed… Vertical… Suplex. Bram sends him outside and Lashley runs in to lariat Bram over the top! EY gets the distraction, Bram overpowers him then EY attacks!

Bram sends Lashley inside and pummels him for the cover no dice.

Again and no. Bram wraps the skull with the sleeper, Lashley feeds off the fans and mashes his buttons but Bram gets a near fall. Sleeper submission, shades od Harley Race thank you Pope.

Lashley clothesline, elbow, neckbreaker, slams in the corner, takes the time to taunt and reversal no Lashley running powerslam!

Speeear misses into the steel! Brighter Side connects! EY says no pins! Bram holds Lashley and EY swings the title and Lashley ducks! Bram goes down and Lashley strikes Eric with the spear!

Lashley spears Bram!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Lashley at 5:38, Spear O Doom

Backstage, Tyrus has Security in case EC3 shows up in Manchester.

Kurt Angle Talky Time

Angle says it’s difficult but this is his farewell tour. It’s Damn Real. Ten years and he’s proud of his career. His UK fans are his best. Tonight is special because

Maria comes out! She understands the emotion is getting to everyone. But all she feels is it’s fake. What they all need, is the Miracle.

Bennett arrives and both head for the ring. Mike remembers he grew up in New England, the better more advanced England. He idolized Angle as a kid and told his mom he would grow up and beat Kurt.

Angle warns him to step back. Everything Angle has done is almost impossible. Look at the opponents. None compare to Mike Bennett.

Angle asks if Maria is beautiful. But she has horrible taste in men. He says he’s gonna need a miracle. He clotheslines Bennett down!

Kurt doesn’t wrestle men he doesn’t respect. Galloway comes out to celebration as Bennett crawls away.

Backstage Beer! Money!! converse about what Roode got him. Boozer Cruiser!!

Roode says go to the ring and let’s cash in their World Tag Team Title Shot! James back in the saddle. Good to see.

Trevor Lee vs Tigre Uno

X-Division Title Match

Uno chases Lee and kicks him through the ropes! Corkscrew plancha to the floor! Lee takes a spinning heel kick! Springing Tornado DDT! Two!

Abdominal Deathlock! Tigre turned inside out by Trevor Lee! Two.

Helms at ringside and Lee puts the stomps. Lee tosses Uno with a massive hiptoss, arm yanker of sorts, pin no. Lee catches the kick, Uno flips and enzugiri, Lee to the floor and Uno off the stairs, headscissors!

Lee smashes the man into the stairs!

In the ring and Helms grabs the ankle, Lee hits the Knee Plus! Package Driver!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Trevor Lee at 5:15, Small Package Driver

Beer Money are here and Boozer Cruiser!

Roode calls out The Wolves and instead…

Manson plays as Rosemary says everyone wants the titles, but everything pretty eventually rots and dies. Care to join us on the primrose path to decay…

Beer Money vs The Decay

Money attacks Steve in the ring after a brawl, Abyss breaks up the Sharpshooter. Abyss clobbers Roode running train into Bobby. Steve wipes the face for a tag and he mauls Roode with forearms.

Abyss rakes the face Roode avoids the chokeslam, Double R Spinebuster!

Storm and Steve in the ring flying Calf Wrangler and back cracker! Diamond Dust from Roode to Abyss! Double Suplex on Steve! On Abyss!

BEER!

MONEY!!

DWI on Steve! Abyss drags the Ref out and that’s a DQ! Roode backdrops Storm over into Abyss!

Rosemary distracts Roode as Steve hits a lowblow and Abyss gets Janice. The Wolves run out with chairs but Rosemary blocks them away.

Richards grabs the mic and yells at The Decay. Eddie says now they’re running. He is willing to give Decay a title shot. Abyss says next week for all the gold, next week, Monsters’ Ball!

The Wolves say

“Let The Hunt Begin!”

OFFICIAL RESULT: Beer Money at 5:34, Disqualification

Reby confronts Dixie backstage. Matt just wants to help TNA. It’s about family. Reby says they only want what’s best for family. She rolls her eyes as she leaves.

Grado jumps the barricade to say he was screwed and has proof! Eli Drake comes out and says no one cares and he has security.

Grado leads them on a Benny Hill Inspired chase and runs with his proof!

Backstage Drew says he’s been called the future and it’s time to become the present as he beats Kurt Angle tonight.

Madison Rayne vs Jade

Rayne is solo and she avoids Jade to sail and take out Rebel, Marti and Jade with a flying plancha!

Madison hits an armdrag into a rolling back press for a two, Jade wraps the crossbow submission. Madison escapes and Rayne comes back with an enzugiri!

Rayne blocks the clothesline, forearms to Jade and crossbody from the top gets a two!

Marti and Rebel jump to the apron and Rayne beats them down! Jade tries a roll up and Jade finally nails the Package Piledriver! She gets three!

The Dollhouse attack Madison and go to injure her with a chair, but Knockouts Champ Gail Kim runs the ring and beats them up. Eat Defeat to Rebel, double lariat to the rest. Kim has saved Rayne from certain injury.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Jade at 4:20, Package Piledriver

Backstage Billy Corgan is interrupted by Grado. Grado begs Corgan for help as Billy tells him to calm down. Eli Drake attacks Grado before he can explain and security drags Grado away.

Kurt Angle vs Drew Galloway

Lockup and Angle top wristlock. Drew locks the shoulder, keeping the man in control. Angle escapes, headlock cinched in. Back elbow, two count.

Drew grounded as Kurt keeps the head. Double clothesline takes them both down.

Back from break and Drew dives off the top but Angle moves to grab the leg and wraps in the Angle Lock! Drew escapes, flips from a backslide and hits a Future Shock for two!

Galloway lands the strike and Angle to the floor, Drew beats him around ringside but Angle hits an Angle Slam into the steps!

“TNA! TNA!”

Angle Slam in the ring! Pin! No!

Drew hits a reverse Alabama Jam! Two!

Angle set up top. Drew up takes a shot. Galloway for the Air Raid Crash off the second rope! Celtic Cross! One! Two! Nooo!

Angle german suplexes him! Angle Slam no wristlock takeover! Claymore!

Drew hits the second Claymore! Kickout!!

“This is Awesome!”

Claymore off the top avoided! Kurt with the Germans! Three!!!

Drew up and Angle Slam!

Kurt to the top, does not go for the cover, crossbody gets a two!

Ankle Lock!

Drew fights it, kicks off! Angle charges, sent to the post! Claymore again! Kurt kicks out!

Angle is busted open from his mouth!

Drew Armtrap crossface!

Angle fading, for the leg and Ankle Lock!

Drew kicks out the knee! Armtrap Crossface again! Drew taps Kurt out!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Drew Galloway at 15:16, Armtrap Crossface

Next week, Wolves vs Decay, Tag Team Titles on the line in a Monsters’ Ball

Matt Hardy will not Lie

Hardy calls out Dixie to fire her nephew. Carter has a new theme, less country. She tells Matt she isn’t sure why

Matt says he is a global household name. He says how important he is to the company. He doesn’t want to say the last guy’s name.

“EC3!!!”

Matt says all what happened is Ethan’s fault, cause and effect. EC3 caused the problems from Bound for Glory. He says he treated her badly and she knows it. Matt demands she cut the cancer from TNA and screams at Dixie.

SPUD walks out and tells Madam he has it. He tells Matt to back off and Hardy threatens him. Spud agrees that Carter did terrible things, most to him! Spud yells and Matt yells back!

Spud refuses! He says Ethan backs it up. He says it seems that the Iconic Matt Hardy is running like a little bitch! Tyrus attacks!

He tosses Spud and Matt tells Dixie he’s not asking. He’s commanding her-

Ethan Carter III makes his return and beats down security, sending Tyrus into the post! Ethan chases Matt from the ring and with a look to Spud and Dixie, makes his way to the ramp and gives the three to the air….

Thanks for reading everyone! Tune in to Larry’s Review and for 411, this is Aaron Scott saying so long and look for the TNA Impact Report next week.