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411’s TNA Impact Report 3.13.15

March 13, 2015 | Posted by Larry Csonka

411’s TNA IMPACT WRESTLING REPORT 3.13.15
* Match times are not exact.

* Opening video package, highlighting the Spud vs. EC3, Bram vs. Magnus and Roode vs. Young feuds.

Last Man Standing Match: Eric Young vs. Bobby Roode: Roode rushes the ring and they start brawling right away, as they should. Roode in control slamming Young to the corners and unloading with rights. Young tries to counter and Roode levels him with a clothesline. Back rake by Roode and then chops follow. Young sent to the corner, Flair flip to the apron and then gets dropkicked to the floor. The ref counts as Roode heads to the floor and continues the beating. Young fights back and rakes the eyes and then slams Roode to the apron. Young slams Roode to the barricade and then chokes him out with the boot. They brawl to the ramp and Roode hits a suplex and the ref counts on Young. Young gets to his feet and Roode connects with a running clothesline. He then slams Young to the barricade and the ref counts again as Roode looks for toys under the ring. He grabs a table and sets it up. Young is up and the battle continues. Rights by Young now, and we head to a commercial…

Back from commercial as Roode connects with chops, but then Young hits a neck breaker. Young chokes out Roode and they go to the apron as Young connects with the double axe handle smash. Roode falls to the floor as Young celebrates. Neck breaker on the floor by Young, and the ref counts on Roode. Roode makes it to his feet and fires away at Young, but Young slams him to the steps and the ref counts on Roode again. Roode to his feet, as Young looks for the piledriver on the steps. Roode fights and backdrops Young to the floor. The ref counts, Roode to his feet and has a chair and Young has one as well. They swing at the same time and collide chairs, and then Roode levels Young with a clothesline, but both men are down. The ref counts again, and both make it to their feet and are back in the ring. Roode fires up, and they trade rights center ring. Repeated rights by Roode now, but Young connects with the piledriver! The ref counts on Roode, but Roode makes it to his feet at 9. Young is pissed and connects with a back elbow, heads to the floor and grabs a chair. He nails Roode in the gut and then the back, and the ref counts again. Young then stops the count and picks up Roode. He looks for the piledriver on the chair, but Rode counters and PILEDRIVES Young on the chair! The ref counts, Roode to his feet, Young still down and tries to get to his feet and does. Roode bomb try countered, and Young looks to suplex Roode and pulls him to the apron. The table is right there on the floor, Young grabs Roode but Roode counters and hits the ROODE BOMB through the table! The ref counts on both men, Roode to his feet at 8, and Young gets counted down.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bobby Roode @ 20:00

* Magnus and Mickie walk.

* JB meets with Spud backstage and tells him he doesn’t have to do this. Spud says he has to, because people like him have to stand up to EC3. He doesn’t care about the outcome, because standing up to EC3 has been enough.

* We get highlights of Galloway vs. King from last week and his recent run ins with the BDC.

* Galloway makes his way to the ring. Galloway says he feels the passion from all of the real fans of pro wrestling. He used to come here to watch shows when he was a kid, he is a fan first and foremost. He heads into the crowd because he wants to feel the passion. He remembers watching shows back to see if he could see himself in the crowd, and tells the fans to get close, it’s story time with Drew. Wrestling used to matter what the fans thought, and they used to determine who was on TV due to what they could do in the ring. But then people started to force people to watch what they didn’t want. So who wants to talk back pro wrestling? MVP think she can play God, manipulate the system and shove his BDC down the throats of the fans. MVP has challenged him for tonight…

* MVP makes his way out with Joe, Ki and King. MVP mocks him for pandering to the fans, MVP says he is God as far as Drew is concerned because he holds his life in his hands. He says at one time Galloway was “chosen,” because he had the look and skill. But he didn’t have the brains, he was too stupid to realize what he’s done and who he did it too. MVP says Galloway is chosen again, by the BDC, to get the beat down of his life. But since MVP used to like Galloway, and he will do him a favor. He will ask the BDC to head to the back so that he can beat his ass all by himself.

MVP vs. Drew Galloway: They start brawling at the bell, Galloway takes MVP to the corner and just goes crazy fists on him as he beats him down. He then lays in the boots, but MVP with a cheap shot and then double legs Galloway and lays in the ground and pound. Snap mare and kick to the back by MVP and then a boot to the face gets the cover and 2. Elbows by MVP follow, and then chokes out Galloway in the ropes. To the corner they go, MVP changes and misses the bog boot. Rights by Galloway now, chops as well and then Galloway lays in the chops to MVP in the corner. Kick to the head by Galloway connects, off he ropes and then the running kick and kip up by Galloway. He looks for the future shock DDT, but the BDC runs in for the DQ…

OFFICIAL RESULT: Drew Galloway @ 3:00 via DQ

* King and Ki are the ones out, they beat down Galloway and then MVP hits the blackout kick. MVP with rights, Ki heads up top and wants to hit the warrior’s way, but MVP calls him off. They toss Galloway to the floor, and hold Galloway up against the post and as Ki goes to attack Joe is out and puts a stop to that. Joe has a pipe instead and hands it to Ki. Ki then hits Galloway in the head as he’s being held against the post. Galloway is busted open as MVP welcomes him to TNA.

* Mickie meets with Magnus and is concerned about him, due to the doctor’s concerns in regards to his head and neck injuries. Magnus says he is not waiting anymore, because it is happening tonight. Mickie wants to be out there, but Magnus wants her to stay backstage.

* We get a video package on the history between Spud and EC3.

* EC3 walks and is asked about tonight’s match. He says he has been unbeaten in 16-months, beating Sting, Bully Ray and Angle. Spud is a failure, a loser, tonight Spud gets what he asked for in his home. So when he’s laying in his own blood, is bald and his mother is reduced to tears, remember, you wanted this.

* We get a video package on the history between Magnus and Bram.

Magnus vs. Bram: Magnus dares Bram to meet him on the ramp and he does and WE’RE BRAWLING. They battle around the ringside area, Magnus then tosses him into the ring and the match officially begins. Clubbing shots by Bram, Magnus counters the dropkick and then clotheslines Bram to the floor. Magnus then slams Bram to the steps and then rolls him back into the ring. Magnus charges, but then eats a boot. Bram charges, and he eats a boot. Bram fires back and then clotheslines Magnus in the back of the head, and then attacks as he slams him repeatedly to the mat. Bram then chokes out Magnus against the post, back into the ring they go and Bram connects with the neck breaker. Bram continues the attack and connects with another neck breaker. Bram talks shit, and Magnus slaps him. Bram hits the Edge-a-cution, and the cover gets 2. Bram looks for the DDT, countered and then Magnus to the second rope and hits the dropkick. Both men are down and Mickie James is now out to check on Magnus. She cheerleads at ringside as Magnus and Bram exchange rights. Magnus then hits multiple clotheslines to take control back and is fired up. He heads up top, elbow drop connects! Magnus picks up Magnus, but then Bram low blows him for the DQ…

OFFICIAL RESULT: Magnus @ 7:00 via DQ

* Bram has a chair as the ref holds Mickie back. Bram then lays into Magnus with multiple chair shots and bails to the floor. Mickie begs for the ref to get security or some other help as Bram zip ties Magnus to the ropes in the corner. He grabs the cue ball, the ref tries to help and gets tossed down. Mickie in the ring and covers up Magnus, and begs Bram to stop. He grabs her, but she fires back and slaps Bram. Bram gets pissed and grabs her again and has the mic. He used to look up to Magnus, but now Magnus looks up to him. He will take away everything Magnus loves, and then asks if he should let her go, and says he will if Magnus kisses his boot. Mickie begs Magnus not to do it, but Magnus does to save Mickie. Bram calls him pathetic and leaves.

* Brooke walks.

* Highlights of Galloway getting beat down by the BDC.

* The BDC celebrates backstage. MVP promises that the blood has just started to flow. Ki shows off his wound and says that he said he would get revenge on Galloway, and he’s gonna collect because it is on. Joe says they warned Galloway, but he kept coming. They will eliminate anyone by any means available. Welcome to TNA Galloway, sorry things got rough.

Brooke vs. Robbie E w/Jessie and Love: Robbie E is wearing a hoodie and acting like a fighter, as Jessie has a stool and spit bucket. Robbie E does some silly shadow boxing and avoids Brooke, hiding in the ropes. He gets the stool and sits in his corner. He’s back now, lock up and tosses Brooke down. Robbie E celebrates with a cartwheel and hits the stool again. Robbie E wants a test of strength, Brooke agrees and he controls and bends he back but she powers up and then Robbie E with the go behind, She counters into a headlock. Off the ropes, counters and then Brooke stops and lays into Robbie E with chops and forearms. She mocks Robbie E with his little dance, and grabs his stool and relaxes in the corner. Love then distracts Brooke and Robbie E slams her down by the hair. Suplex by Robbie E follows, and he then goes to the second rope but misses the elbow as Brooke rolls away. Love tries to trip up Brooke, she kicks her away and Brooke with a dive to wipe her out. Brooke up top, high cross caught by Robbie E but she escapes. DJ Z distracts the ref, Jessie in and accidentally dropkicks Robbie E. Jackknife cover by Brooke and she wins.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Brooke @ 5:00 via pin

* James Storm vs. Matt Hardy in a no DQ match is set for next week.

* They hype Lashley vs. Angle for next week’s show. Josh discusses the match and says that both men have been given the week off to prepare for the match, and we get a Kurt Angle video package.

* Back to Josh, who after putting Angle over, we get a video package for the Champion.

Hair vs. Hair Match: Rockstar Spud vs. Ethan Carter III: The bell rings and they brawl right away. Spud takes control and beats down Carter in the corner, and then stomps away. They go to the floor, and Spud slams Carter off the apron and then connects with chops. They brawl over to the barber chair, and then Spud tries to bite off Carter’s nose. Spud with a dropkick to Carter as he sits in the chair. Back into the ring they go, and as Spud enters Carter catches him with a kick to the face. Chops and rights by Carter, and he just pummels Spud in the corner. Carter talks shit to Spud, but then Spud fires back and they trade rights. Carter fires back and decapitates him with a clothesline as we head to commercial…

Back from commercial as we get a graphic content warning. Carter chokes out Spud in the ropes, but then Spud side steps him and hits a dropkick and sends Carter to the floor. Spud then hits a flip dove off the top onto Carter and BOTH men are down. Back to the ring they go, Carter tries to tell the ref that his arm is hurt. Tyrus runs down and powerbombs Spud on the floor, which had to suck. Tyrus rolls spud into the ring and Carter slowly covers, but Spud kicks out at 2. Carter is not pleased. Anderson then runs down to take out Tyrus, they brawl at ringside and Anderson hits the mic check on the floor to lay out Tyrus, Carter then attacks Anderson, hitting him with the braced left arm, Spud to the floor, but he eats a shot from the brace and is now busted open. Back in the ring they go and Carter starts tossing Spud to the corners, and then hits repeated rights to try and open up the cut even more. Carter hits a Stinger splash and Spud collapses to the mat as his blood covers Carter’s chest. JB looks on concerned, and Carter tosses Spud to the floor and then beats on Spud at the feet of JB. Back into the ring they go, and JB slides in and LOW BLOWS Carter. Stunner from Spud! 1…2… NO! They go to black and white footage from time to time, due to the graphic nature of the blood. It’s odd that they do it a few times and then stop, it made no sense. Carter hits a TKO and then slams Spud to the mat repeatedly. Spud tries to fire up, Carter yells at him to stay down but Spud wants to fight. Spud with rights, forearms and then a shining wizard connects. Spud has the old crimson mask as he delivers rapid-fire rights and then the testicular claw. An enziguri follows, sliced bread countered and Carter destroys Spud with a shot with the arm brace, but Spud kicks out at 2. Carter is shocked, Spud tries to pull himself to his feet, but Carter hits the 1 percenter and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Ethan Carter III @ 17:00 via pin

* Post match, Carter tells Spud that he has the most heart and determination he has ever seen in wrestling. Carter admits he has done horrible things, and that was misguided. But there was a time when they were friends, but Carter ruined that. But here, in front of his people, his mom and dad, Spud proved that he belonged. Despite the size, maybe one day Spud could be a world champion. Carter says he won’t shave his head tonight and embarrass him, because Spud proved he belongs and is a fighter and a man. Carter offers his hand to Spud so that they can end this on good terms. Spud limps to Carter and they shake hands. Carter then raises Spud’s arm in celebration and opens the ropes for him. Carter then grabs him and starts to kick his ass again! He grabs the mic and says, “NOOOOOOOOOOT! TIME TO PAY SPUD!” He puts Spud in the tree of WHOAAAAAAAAA and grabs the clippers and starts to shave his head. Carter says to take notice, this company, the industry and this world is his now.

* End scene.

* Thanks for reading.

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