411’s TNA Impact Report 4.19.16

Welcome everyone to 411Mania’s Official TNA Impact Report. My name is Aaron and thank you for joining us. Match times are not exact, your card is subject to change, we will see Matt vs Jeff Hardy in an I Quit Match, a Knockouts Ladder Match for control of the division and Trevor Lee defends his X-Division title against Eddie Edwards and DJ Z.

Jeff Hardy is seen arriving in the rain as are Matt and Reby with Maxell in tow. Kane v Abel, tonight in our main event.

Knockouts’ Ladder Match

For control of the KO Division

Gail attacks Jade as all brawl in the ring. Everyone pairs off. Maria hides outside as Velvet and Madison take kicks from Marti and Rebel.

Dollhouse eat a dropkick as The Beautiful People kick a ladder into their faces! Maria sets up the ladder in the center but Jade kicks Gail in the chase. Jade spins the ladder and gets taken down. Gail climbs the ladder but Maria rips her down and slaps her hard!

Gail chases her up the ramp and as she grabs Maria Rosemary strikes her with a cane! Decay take Gail away…

In the ring Maria clears the ring until Jade chases her out, Jade goes for the top but Marti powerbombs her off.

Velvet gets her out and scales to climb but Maria hits her with the cane. She retrieves the contract and is now in charge of your KO Division.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Maria at 5:13

Drew Galloway challenges Bobby Lashley to meet him in the ring.

Maria promises she will change things around in the Knockouts Division.

Rosemary and Decay still have Gail in the arena.

Drew Galloway calls out Lashley

Drew highlights Lashley spearing him three times. He isn’t cleared this week. But he will fight. Lashley… he’s still standing come finish the job.

Rockstar Spud makes his way out instead.

Spud says he could become Champ now. Drew is up for a fight, but Spud says he has him wrong. First off Jeff Hardy is done tonight. Drew threatens him and Spud tells him he was warned- and brings out Tyrus.

Tyrus enters and says he warned him those ribs are a target. He’s a patient man. Galloway can barely walk. Tyrus says hes hiding behind his doctors. Tyrus promises to challenge him and Drew shakes his hand. He fights Spud and Tyrus and Spud attack Drew with splash after splash. Spud places a chair over the Champ and Tyrus lands a Vader Bomb.

Backstage Matt is preparing as Reby talks shit. Hardy says two brothers go to war. Jeff will learn he is a quitter. Matt does what he does for his family and his legacy. Jeff will quit existing after their match tonight.

Rosemary tells Gail she is her pawn…

Trevor Lee vs Eddie Edwards vs DJ Z

X-Division Title Match

Trevor Lee gets attacked by both Eddie and DJ Z. Edwards and Z trade fall attempts. Eddie pancakes Z as Lee sends Edwards into the post with the violence.

Lee slides into the Zema’s legs and Z battles back. Lee catches Zema with a crossbody slide to hit a back suplex on the apron. Eddie nails the dive, eventually a sit out bomb. Zema flies into Eddie and Helms drags the man out to clothesline him down.

Eddie and Trevor battle as Eddie throws the man down. Andrew Everett tosses Eddie off the top! Trevor wins!

Helms throws Zema into a Double Knees from Trevor! Everett goes up top and hits the 630 Senton into Edwards! Welcome back Andrew Everett!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Trevor Lee at 4:20, Everetterference

EY promises to change wrestling forever!

Helms says he told us he would spark the X-Division. Joining the Helms Dynasty is the Apex of Agility, Andrew Everett.

Eric Young has something to say

EY professes his everlasting hatred for everyone. No one can beat him. The King of the Mountain Championship proves it. TNA wants to suck up to EC3, Jeff Hardy and Galloway.

This is the last time we will see him. EY has had it, he is leaving. Bram and Young quit.

Bram just stands there as the fans sing goodbye.

Bram says he’s not leaving.

He’s sick and tired of being his bloody lackey. Eric says stay here by yourself. Bram says the title would look better around the waist of a real man. He doesn’t think Young has the balls.

EY attacks Bram and hits the Piledriver!

Young grabs scissors and returns and cuts the beard off the face of Bram. He was the first and the only man who gets to have a beard. Apparently.

Mike Bennett and Maria are on their way to the ring.

Fairytale time with The Miracle

Bennett talks about how the Prince Ethan was defeated by the White Knight. He lost everything he had and blamed The Miracle. Bennett beat Ethan and he stole all of his power. This is his Kingdom of Miracles. Yes We Do.

Ethan Carter III enters the ring to huge cheers. Disqualification. He corrects Bennett. He mocks Bennett’s girly legs and says while they both want to be the franchise, Bennett hasn’t earned it.

Bennett says he beat Ethan and will never wrestle him again. Carter promises to hunt him down. Mike says they can fight forever and he’ll always win so he refuses.

Ethan says he has never been pinned or submitted. Pin him or submit him he will be the man. No Disqualifications. At Sacrifice.

Bennett accepts. Carter says glad he believes in himself. It will take a miracle to beat him.

Decay have a now conscious and yelling Gail tied up in a pentagram. Rosemary says they are using her for Attention, Chaos, and Gold. Gail is freaking out.

Al Snow vs Mahabali Shera

Snow beats down Shera immediately and grabs the mic to taunt the crowd. Shera powers up but Snow outmaneuvers him. Snow has him under control, nailing right crosses in the corner. Shera powers out of a pin at two.

Shera nails punches, suplexes and haymakers. Al has the knux and manages a shot. Snow easily gets the pin.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Al Snow at 6:29, Foreign Object

Backstage Decay promise they will get what they want, or sacrifice a struggling Gail Kim.

Eli Drake says Fact of Life begins next week. Stay Tuned.

Decay hold Gail hostage

Rosemary calls us puppets. She threatens to cut off Gail’s head. Abyss says they want Beer Money. James, Bobby, come to Decay.

BEER! MONEY!!

James says this has nothing to do with Gail. Abyss demands a shot at the gold. Roode says they would have given them a shot without this. Rosemary grabs Gail. Decay say they don’t a regular match. No Regulations.

Roode agrees.

Rosemary says anyone can enter the Valley of Shadows. But only Decay survive.

Next week, TNA Sacrifice:

Drew Galloway vs Tyrus (World)
EC3 vs Miracle (Pinfall/Submission)
Beer Money vs Decay (World Tag)
Eric Young vs Bram (KOTM)

It is time for your Main Event here on 411, I Quit Match, the winner gets the rights to the Hardy name.

Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy

I Quit Match

Matt and Jeff trade Twist of Fate attempts and brawl as Jeff gets the upper hand. He wraps Hardy in the Figure Four but Matt does not quit. Spud gets involved!

Jeff hits the powerbomb, and clotheslines Matt over the guardrail. Hardy runs to leap off the chairs and Matt throws one in his face!

Jeff has Matt’s arm in the guardrail armbreaker, but Matt escapes. They battle in the production area as Matt grabs a pipe and Jeff beats him away. Matt attacks Jeff with a bell and puts the chair in his throat. Jeff won’t quit as Matt spikes him with the chair.

Matt wraps his head in the chair for the Twist of Fate, but Jeff bites his hand. He strikes him in the throat and beats him with the chair. Jeff scales the stairs and slides down the railing to crash the chair into Matt!

Jeff sets up a ladder on the stage, he pounds away on Matt on a guard rail across the stage and another. Matt climbs to attack Jeff on the ladder.

MATT SIDE EFFECT THROUGH THE GUARD RAIL!

Matt puts Jeff on a table but Jeff wraps him in the side choke!

The Ref says he’s out, Jeff won’t stop! He feeds off the fans, and getting down off the ladder, he goes all the way to the top of the stairs some twenty to thirty feet up, crosses himself and dives to hit the Swanton Bomb!

“THIS IS AWESOME!!”

Officials move in to pull them from the wreckage. Jeff is conscious, Matt is out. They secure Matt’s neck and place him on the backboard. The paramedics and referees place Hardy on a gurney with Reby bitching at them the entire time.

OFFICIAL RESULT: No Contest

Thank you everyone. See you next week for Sacrifice. Larry will have his review, and everyone take care.