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411’s TNA Impact Report 5.10.16

May 10, 2016 | Posted by Aaron Scott

LASHLEY is your new number one contender as he speared Jeff Hardy up the stairs and forced Drew Galloway to count the pin in the center of the ring. Tonight 411Mania proudly brings to you the fallout as we get set to see what World Champion Galloway will do next.

“The Miracle” Mike Bennett will deliver his plans for EC3. Maria will announce what she plans to do as she is truly the First Lady of Professional Wrestling and controls the Knockouts Division. And Jeff Hardy will call out the Decay for dealing his chances at the title death tonight on Impact Wrestling.

My name is Aaron Scott, match times are not exact and there are no booked matches announced so this should be new. We are going to get to the Official TNA Impact Report and it all begins right now with E.C.3.

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Jeff Hardy calls out Decay

Jeff enters the ring and complains that Decay interfered. Abyss says it wasn’t personal and he should join their family. But his devotion to the pathetic creatures makes him weak. Abyss is beautiful.

Crazzy Steve says the same. Jeff doesn’t believe them. He thinks they’re dead wrong. Decay happens in death and he’s about to kill them. Rosemary says there’s a prize on Jeff’s head and it paid them well.

Abyss says whoever paid them doesn’t matter right now. But more importantly tonight is what Jeff needs to worry about. Jeff says he doesn’t sell out he sells in and attacks Decay!

All three attack Jeff Hardy!

“SORRY. About your Damn Luck.”

James Storm runs in to clear the ring! Cowboy chants with the microphone.

“If I remember correctly, you guys owe me a tag team title rematch. Now Jeff knows a lil something about tag team wrestling. I know a little something about tag team wrestling. Hey Decay! Sorry about your damn luck.

Abyss promises to destroy them both for free.

Jeff says let’s pretend he’s the weatherman. And they are in for the Charismatic Storm.

Charismatic Storm vs Decay

World Tag Team Championship Title Match

Jeff and Steve start off, Steve’s mauling ways eventually overcome by the experienced Hardy. James Storm tags in and hits a neckbreaker, takes down Abyss with a flying lariat drop. Cover and no.

Abyss tags out and Storm hit from behind as Steve laces his neck with a lariado. Abyss chokeslams Steve into Storm! Jeff works the crowd as the fans chant Cowboy.

Abyss actually connects with the Ho Train as Storm is down. Crazzy Steve misses the cannonball in the corner as the fans are cheering Jeff- Jeff is in beats into Steve and flying crossbody! Double legdrop to the gut and the two!

Jeff for the Twist thrown off the tag and Abyss noo
kicked by James! Jeff Twist on Abyss!

“In Willow’s Way” kicks up over the PA System! Willow is out on stage umbrella twirling and the lights are up! BLACK HOLE SLAMM TO JEFF!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Decay at 6:15, Still World Tag Team Champions

Highlights are shown from Drew’s attack by Lashley after Lashley became his number one contender.

Drew Galloway wants Lashley to remember when he was a man. Because he’s calling his new number one contender out.

Jeff is shocked! He says he’s the only Willow! Who the hell was that! Jeff says he will reveal whoever Willow is because he will never be Willow!

Maria is at a Smashing Pumpkins and Liz Phair concert. She took this video with her phone apparently. Now she tries to come back and get into his dressing room. Corgan puts over her leadership and she says Bennett also has great ideas. Oh Maria. Always scheming.

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Drew Galloway calls out Lashley

Drew says Lashley needs to come face him now. Enter Bobby Lashley who says Drew finally grew a set. But he is the only real fighter. Galloway says he’s a coward and that makes him more dangerous. Lashley says he respects that Drew is still there, so he will beat him. Galloway says Lashley will never break him.

Drew wants the title fight now.

Everyone chants “FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT” like a damn cafeteria.

Lashley says he’s in Drew’s head. If he fought him and he’d whup him in record time. Believe that. But as much as he could care less about the people, they deserve a prize fight. He’s going to give the man a week. Then he’ll take his title back.

Galloway wants a fight and Lashley warns him he will hurt him. Play and have a good time. Because afterwards he’s going to take his title. Have fun with these people.

“LASHLEY SUCKS”

“E LI DRAKE”

Eli is all like “Let me talk to ya.”

Eli wants to take the opportunity and he told Drew as long as he’s in Impact their fight will never be over. He will become KOTM. He will do sunset planchas like all those jaybrones he will win the X-Division Title. He will win the tag titles by himself. But the holy grail is the World Title and he will challenge him. But don’t pray to God because you’re looking at him. And in the first church of Eli, there is only one World Champion.

Drew is all like “You picked the wrong night buddy.”

THEY BRAWL!

Drew Galloway vs E LI Drake

World Title Match

Are all the matches being booked on the fly tonight? Noice.

Galloway jumps on Eli, match JIP. Backcracker off the ropes as Eli falls to the floor. Kickout by Drew. Eli on Galloway and foot in the throat of the Champion.

I like how Josh is saying E LI Drake.

Eli hits a powerslam and a Taunting Elbow! Two!

Now Pope is saying E LI Drake.

Drew slashes chops into Eli on the floor. Drake takes control and tosses Drew in, drops down to snap the neck now off the top. Eli off the top caught and overhead belly to belly by the Champ!

Punch battle that Drew wins, Crossbody Over the top as Drew hurts Eli and leaps off the top to clothesline! Future Shock no! Eli dodges but gets caught in a snap powerslam! TWO!

Drew sent for the ride, boot to the face Eli knocked sideways, Drew to the top ELI LEAPS TO THE TOP AND BUTTERFLY SUPERPLEX! TWOOOO!!!!

Eli Drake impressing us all. And himself as he goes for the World Title! Drake tosses it in the ring! Eli gets the Ref distracted! He goes for the case but Drew ducks and the Ref grabs the case- Eli turns and eats the Claymore and a Future Shock!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Drew Galloway, Match Time Unknown, Claymore & Future Shock

LASHLEY SPEARS THE CHAMP!

Lashley stands tall with the Championship.

Backstage EC3 says he Is an Asskicking Machine. But he is a businessman. He is prepared for everything, and will business his way into the one thing he wants. A rematch. What will Mike and more importantly, Maria think??

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Backstage, Maria tells Jade and Gail they will fight, and has Sienna on hand to make sure it’s a good one.

EC3 calls out The Miracle

Carter wants Bennett back in the ring. He calls out Maria and Mike and gets a “Toots McGee” chant going as he cuts off Maria’s intro. He gets “Doucheville” chanted as well as he mocks The Miracle. He says he wanted Bennett to be the World Champ but Mike failed and now he has no other choice.

Bennett says he would have done the same thing as Ethan but since he had a little chat with Billy Corgan, they’ve put together a fight in the Six Sides of Steel. You see if Ethan wants to face him, he’s going to have to defeat his Demons first.

And he will do so, tonight. More matches booked on the fly. Beats a Guest Host.

Jade vs Gail Kim

Knockouts Title Match

Sienna at ringside. Lockup to start, Jade pickup and takedown from the rear. Headlock from Gail. Up and Jade back rolls Gail out but no taken down again. Gail with the lock and sent over, Gail once again, Jade reverses to the side. Pickup no headlock takeover by Jade!

Jade sent for the ride shoulder into Gail, Gail with one of her own. Hiptoss trade and both to the circle. Audible clapping from the fans rollup back from Gail, Rolling scissors from Jade, two again. Gail with another, two. Jade for the no Gail on top, two, Crucifix from Gail up and Gail with a rana!

Flying scissors from Jade!

Handshake well no both slam each other with the arms. Gail sent back and Jade under the corner stand, Jade does the same and catches Gail, GERMAN!

TWO!

Jade has the head and underhook, no Gail for the backslide, locks the legs, Jade out and short arm clothesline! Gail and Jade both down.

Count from Baby Hebner and Gail crushes her in the corner. Up top and Jade catches the arm, armbar hanging over the ropes! Gail in pain and kicks out the legs! Smart. Gail Kim ASAI CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR!

Gail send Jade in and Sienna talking shit as JADE DIVES ALA SUICIDA INTO GAIL!

SIENNA CLOBBERS JADE

SHE SENDS JADE INTO THE STEPS!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Gail Kim by DQ at 5:31, Siennaterference

GAIL attacks Sienna! Sienna comes back and posts Gail!

Sienna in the ring with Gail, Argentine Front Face Slam! Sienna has destroyed Gail Kim.

Cut to Al Snow’s Wrestling Academy. Snow says this used to be the way it is as his students fight and grapple in the ring. Snow mocks Shera and Grado for having dreams and he will make damn sure that his sport stays the same. Everyone is coming in and the door is open. He will make Wrestling Great Again. He will shut the door and he will shut the door in their face.

Oh Ethan Carter III is here and he is ready to have the cage lowered as he storms around backstage a yellin!

Al Snow vs Mahabali Shera

Shera chases Al out of the ring but the match has to start. Shera beats into Snow and knocks him from the ring. Al has a foreign object, and jabs the man in the throat during a headlock! Shades of The Sheik!

TWO counts as the Ref could not find the object as it was in Al’s mouth.

Snow posts Shera.

Headlock takeover, Al in control as Shera tries to keep his shoulders off the mat. Snow has the wrist tape, the Ref grabs it so Al has some more! Choking out Shera, cover and a hook, no.

Hebner threatens Al to hit him and Al tosses Shera to the floor. He beats into Shera over the stairs with haymakers and slams the hand on the steps! Earl chases him inside and Shera comes in halfway to take a running kneelift!

Al has the hook and no!

“GRAAADO” “GRAAADO!”

Al hits the SNOW PLOW!!!

NOOOOOO!!!

Al can’t believe it! Snow shoves the Ref and Earl aboout throws him! Al has the knux! GRADO has the knux!

Grado is back and saved Shera from the knux, Al SNOW EATS THE SKY HIGH!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Mahabali Shera at 5:29, Sky High

Jeff Hardy attacks Willow backstage!

A second Willow attacks him! Jeff gets the upper hand and a THIRD Willow smashes a chair into Jeff!

Three Willows stand over Jeff as they slam his head with the chair, well that escalated quickly.

Next week: GALLOWAY vs LASHLEY. For the World Title of the World. It is our main event so join us right here on The 411. But it is time for our main event. Brought to you BY the 411 and of course, Maria.

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Ethan Carter III vs His Demons

Six Sides of Steel

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Maria arrives to let us know it is truly a glorious day. Do you believe in Miracles? Mike Bennett will be at ringside to watch as we await Ethan’s mystery opponent.

Bennett says the man who crushed Ethan’s head in England will be the first Demon. ROCKSTAR SPUD.

Spud charges the ring and the hands are flying! Ethan with the chops! Twist and short arm chop! One more time says the fans Ethan he say Okay. EC3 pickup and Spud flips over and yells! Ethan socks him down!

Ethan runs him into the cage! Spud tries to escape and Ethan goozles him and lifts him over but Spud slips off and lowblow!

Spud has his belt, it’s all studded and whips EC3! Spud whips the man like he owes him money! Choke! Ethan is hurting as Spud is strangling Carter with the belt! He is on the man’s back and run back into the buckles!

Ethan tosses Spud over! Runs into the corner, eats the elevated boots! Rockstar calls for the door but Ethan has his leg, and takes a stomp in the face.

Spud on the stairs and Ethan dragging him in! Ethan catches the foot and tosses the man back, jawbreaker to Spud! Ethan runs and STINGER SPLASH IN THE CORNER!

SPUD up and climbing as Ethan has his leg, Spud scaling and Ethan coming up to drag him off the edge! Spud bites his face and Ethan falls! Rockstar dives the elbow into Ethan’s chest!

COVER! ONE! TWO!

The fans are clapping in Orlando as Spud wraps the belt around his hand, buckle point at the head but Ethan blocks it! Carter blocks and sends Spud racing into the cage! Again and again! Gorilla Press! RUNNING LAUNCH INTO THE CAGE!!

Ethan calling for the 1 Percenter NO! GAMENGIRI FROM SPUD!!!

Underdog NO! Ethan blocked and tosses Spud up the man leaps to climb! Spud biting his face and Ethan falls! Rockstar Spud over the edge and CARTER PRESS SLAMS HIM OFF THE CAGE WALL!!!

ETHAN CARTER ON THE TOP!!!

ONE PERCENTER!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Ethan Carter III at 8:22, 1 Percenter

The Miracle applauds from the stage. Next week, Galloway vs Lashley. Promo video for the World Title Fight.

Thanks everyone, this has been Aaron Scott saying so long, thank you for reading. Y’all take care now and see Larry’s Review on the site, tune in and sound off in our comments sections. Thank you so much we will see you next time for 411’s TNA Impact Report.

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