411’s TNA Impact Report 6.24.15

We begin with EC3 and Tyrus channeling Airplane’s Dr. Rumack.

“Kurt Angle, good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

Enter The Champion!

Angle calls out EC3 and says in 7 Days he will prove there is no one better than Kurt Angle. Tonight, bring out my mystery opponent, right now.

Ladies and Gentlemen…

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Carter and Tyrus make their way to the aisle as Carter tells Angle he’s unbeaten, that Angle is the best, but only for now. Angle is none too impressed, and would like to begin. Next week, Carter will tap. Tonight, Angle’s opponent will tap out too.

“TAPAROO KURT!”

Carter says Angle knows he will never tap out. Why? Because he has a perfect unbeaten streak. He’s beaten Sting, Lashley, Anderson, Bully Ray, he has beaten everybody. And just getting started. Raise your heroes from the ashes and he will sacrifice them upon his altar of perfection. Angle says he’s obsessed. And he’s curious. How many hours does he spend in front of the mirror? A good ego is healthy but this will bite him in the ass. EC3, Aunt Dixie? She can’t help you anymore. Nor Tyrus and/or your ego. Because next week, he will end Ethan’s streak- and make him tap. It’s real. It’s Damn Real.

“I’m never gonna tap!”

On his way to the ring-

“But we’ll find out next week.”

And he brings out Matt Hardy. We go to the broadcast booth as Matthews and Da Pope Daddy are at ringside. They preview the card tonight, as The Dirty Heels will take on The Wolves in Match 4. Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky, if she wins she returns to active competition. Up next, the X-Division Title Fight, Grado vs Tigre Uno vs Low Ki.

Low Ki vs Tigre Uno vs Grado

X-Division Title Match

All three in the ring as we are LIVE from Destination America. Low Ki SLAPS Grado and whip to Tigre, kicks him to the floor and Grado slams the elbow, ducks another shot but Ki battles back. Grado sent down as Tigre with the hurricanrana and Grado on the attack! Grado talking with Uno who tries a bodyslam but no, Grado picks and slams Tigre! The pickup, the whip, baseball slide and Uno delivers a dropkick! He misses the splash and Grado snaps and sentons him, and the straps are down!

Grado to the outside, goes up to the high rent district gradually… and Low Ki takes the time to toss him off. Climbs up himself, and delivers the Warrior’s Way on Grado! Ki defeats him and this match goes to Tigre Uno and Low Ki!

Low Ki with the whip, Uno hits a bodyscissors and rollup does not get three. Low Ki takes another two count and Tigre slaps him in the corner. Whip across the ring and Ki misses a charge but counters a leap with a faceplant. Low Ki with the front pickup and gourdbuster! Cover gets a two count only, as Low Ki sizing the man up and lets the kick fly into the chest. Low Ki goes up top and on the buckles no Tigre hits the ropes to crotch. Tigre Uno goes to the second and Low Ki elbows him down. Uno off the ropes springboards to Ki and flying Frankensteiner off the top TWO COUNT ONLY.

Corkscrew off the springboard no! Uno avoids the dropkick! Off the top rope with the Phoenix Splash and HE WINS!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Tigre Uno at 5:10 with the Phoenix Splash

Tigre Uno: Esta Noche, Grandest Night in my life!

Backstage Bram would like you all to know he hates everyone. Who should be on his way?

Up next-

Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky. But first, in preparation for the Full Metal Mayhem, let’s look at how The Dirty Heels and The Wolves finished Match Number Two in their Best of Five Series for the World Tag Team Titles.

Backstage, Taryn is not happy with her Dollhouse. Now she has to face Brooke and Awesome Kong for the TNA Knockouts Champion. She handled Gail Kim, and promotes Slammiversary. Sunday all three of The Dollhouse will face Kong and Brooke. Terrell is happy and announces playtime is OVER.

Slammiversary,

Magnus will face James Storm in a Non Sanctioned Match,

Jesse Godderz will face off with Robbie E.,

And Lashley and Mr. Anderson will take on Tyrus and Mr. Anderson.

Also King of the Mountain, but we’ll get to that later.

Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky

If Sky wins, she returns to TNA

Love says Sky’s return is not gonna happen. Velvet’s new entrance music would say different. There’s the bell and Sky rams Love’s face into the buckles and runs her across the ring to do it again. Clothesline with authority and Sky with the face and tosses Angelina through the ropes. Sky to the outside and smashes her face off the ring apron. Whip sends Angelina into the post. Love isn’t moving, as Velvet Sky takes her up only to take a shot to the abs. She absorbs this and sends Love into the steel steps.

Standing on the stairs, Sky looks out across the Impact Zone before tossing her former tag team partner inside, and climbs through only to get dropkicked to the floor.

Love regains herself and takes to the floor to grab Velvet and return the favor. She sends Sky inside and grabs the cover, hooking the outside leg but only gets two. A kick no, Sky beats her back but Love cuts her off. Whip across the ropes to the corner and the charging Avalanche! Love with the pickup and sidewalk slam! Cover only two, Sky with the forearms and Love reverses into a lariat of her own.

Angelina to the top to bask in the boos and Sky cuts her off and rips her to the canvas! Velvet Sky hits a clothesline and a series of kicks! Sky looks in control, more focused this time but takes a jawbreaker. Angelina hits the Lights Out STO but Love kicks out! Sky crawls around and ducks the Botox Injection kick and nails a Stunner!!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Velvet Sky at 5:13 with the Stunner

The Dirty Heels talk trash and promise a win. The Dirtier, The Better. You know these fights are definitely not your traditional wrestling, there is nothing in the rulebooks that can prepare for a fight like this. But that’s where the Heels excel, when there are no rules and that’s why they’re going to take Match Number Four of the Best of Five Series for the TNA World Tag Team Titles. Full Metal Mayhem.

On a Razor’s Edge…

Time for Collapse…

Someone Must Bring Down The Corrupt.

Playtime is Over….

MVP enters the Impact Zone to address the rumors. He talks trash about the pathetic leeches in the wrestling journalists. He makes adjustments and he will attack again. The Beat Down Clan is stronger than ever. Consider yourself warned.

Let’s look at the last match that kept The Dirty Heels alive!

The Dirty Heels vs The Wolves

Full Metal Mayhem

TNA World Tag Team Titles

Best of 5 Series Match 4

The Wolves rile up the crowd as the plunder is all set up ringside. Bobby Roode talks trash as all four men will compete at the same time, they lockup and Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster how will I call this? Double team bodydrop by Wolves to toss Aries and double Elbow in the corner to Roode, Roode is down as Eddie drops the elbow to the back of the head. Aries on the outside has the chair. The Wolves have chairs and the Heels enter to slam their chairs and The Heels retreat back to the outside floor.

The Wolves talk trash, chairs in hand as The Dirty Heels call timeout. They say get rid of those chairs and talk strategy but The Wolves kick them off the apron! Off the ropes and flying Double Suicida into a ladder!!

The Heels take time to show off as we go to break.

And we’re back live as the fans chant “TABLE” with the Wolves down as Aries and Roode have taken control. Inside knee from Bobby to Eddie as Aries chokes Davey in the corner. Standing on his neck is Roodie as Aries wraps a cable around the neck of Davey and Roode produces a chair. They both set one up and snapmare Davey over, sitting down on both to choke both men out as they relax, The Wolves stand them up and kick but The Heels send them into the chairs!

Aries tosses in the trashcan lid as Bobby hits a catapult into the Lid! Slingshot into the ring as Aries drives the elbow as Edwards lands on the knees. A lid over the head as Eddie is down. The Heels slide inside a ladder and set it up in a corner. The Heels beat down Davey in the corner, as The Pope yells at them to slam the trashcan lid over and over again. The Wolves get sent into the ladder as Aries takes a whip and lands the dropkick! He sends Eddie over who manages a leg lariat into Bobby! Aries charges Davey only to take a Mexican armdrag upside down into the ladder! The Wolves beat The Heels around the ring with trashcan lids and steel chairs!

The Heels grab the ropes off a whip to slide out but The Wolves take flight and land two suicide dives! They hit another two! AND ANOTHER TWO SUICIDE DIVES TO SMASH THE DIRTY HEELS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

Davey in the ring and has the chair as Eddie sets them up, tosses Aries the chair and Davey smashes it into his face! Chair off the back of Bobby as Davey off the top, Double Stomps it into his spine! They pull Aries up in the suplex and Eddie hits the back with a lid! Davey drives the buster as Roode breaks up the pin!

Richards on the outside, retrieves a steel chain. He wraps it around his boot! Misses the kick as Aries hits the schoolboy into the Last Chancery! Eddie Edwards breaks it up with a garbage can!

“TABLES TABLES TABLES!”

Aries reverses the whip to send Eddie into the ropes and Bobby drags him out! Austin hits the Suicide Dive into Davey! Roode slides the table in and the fans go wild! Roode begins to set up the table as Aries goes upstairs. Bobby for the powerbomb on Edwards, ARIES with the Missile! Cover and DAVEY breaks it up!!

The Dirty Heels clean the carnage from the ring as Eddie is trying to rise, big chop (Whoo!) from Aries they set the ladder on Eddie and Edwards tosses the ladder into a charging Austin! Davey caught Bobby with the steel chain kick and Aries breaks up for two! They put the garbage can on Aries and they take turns smashing the chair into the can! Aries sits in the corner as The Wolves go up top!

DOUBLE VAN TERMINATOR TO THE CORNER TO THE CAN OVER ARIES!!!

THEY PICK ARIES UP FOR THE POWERBOMB WITH THE CAN STILL ON HIM! DAVEY CLIMBING WITH THE CHAIR! ROODE THROWS THE CHAIR INTO DAVEY! ROODE HITS THE LOWBLOW INTO EDDIE! ARIES WITH THE PIN!

OFFICIAL RESULT: The Dirty Heels at 18:8 with the Lowblow

Matt Hardy and EC3 square off in the back, Ethan telling Matt he owes him. Hardy tells Carter he’s proven himself but what will Carter do when he faces Angle? Your main event tonig-

JEFF AND KAREN JARRETT ARE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!

Has Hell Frozen OVER!?!

Jarrett says he got a text in Raleigh and didn’t even answer the text from Impact Management! They wanted to talk with him, perhaps for a talent exchange, so he called back. They said hey Jeff, we want you to return and be in a match. And Jeff almost hung up, he doesn’t wrestle for his own promotion. They said it wasn’t just any match.

THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH.

They said this isn’t just any episode of Impact, this will be at the 13th Anniversary of the company that you co-founded in 2002. Jarrett was standing in the ring way back when Cornette announced the entry of Kurt Angle. When Samoa Joe walked down the aisle and headbutted Angle bloody. When a punk kid from GA became the greatest wrestler from TNA in AJ Styles. Beer Money, Eric Young who came so far from nothing! However, Jarrett has put himself into Global Force Wrestling. He had to think about how this would affect the GFW roster!

It goes without saying, how was Karen going to react?

“First off, I love you with everything I am Jeff Jarrett”

Karen talks about how TNA was in their rearview mirror. That GFW is their future. Her emotions said absolutely not, don’t return. And Jeff explained that TNA was his baby, he started it, and as hard as it is for her to understand, but she will support Jeff in everything he chooses in life.

Karen begins tearing up. Audible “Please don’t cry” chants.

On the phone at 11am this morning, Karen was talking with Sonjay Dutt in surprise and Sonjay said Jarrett didn’t go out the way he wanted to. No matter what, Jeff Jarrett didn’t leave on his terms, he was fired by Sting. So, Jeff, she didn’t come to the Impact Zone to turn around and go home. And Sunday, Jarrett will make things right the way he knows how to do it.

“I love you baby, and I will be there by your side.”

Jarrett: The King of The Mountain is officially declaring himself in the match, one last time!

Toby Keith told him…

“Hey Kid, you may not be as good as you once were, but once, you’re as good as you ever were.”

Never say Never.

And we’re at break.

Bram vs VADER!!!

Bram is smiling as VADER enters the ring! The Hall of Famer stands in the ring and they begin to circle! Lockup! Vader with control and Bram shoves him away! Vader for the jive talking and tosses Bram to the mat! Bram rising and Vader nails a series of strikes and then beats him across the head! Vader with the whip and runs him over! Bram is overwhelmed as Vader plows through him with a clothesline!

Bram manages a kick and hits the head to the buckles, Bram beats him to take the mask off! Bram paintbrushes him but Vader slams him down! Vader hits the clothesline and short arm lariat! Bram rises up as Vader goes for the second rope, climbing up and hits the Vader Bomb! He gets the cover- and Bram gets his foot on the bottom rope.

Vader holds his rib as Bram enters with the metal turnbuckle in hand, nails Vader in the ribs and Earl calls for the DQ!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Vader at 2:22 by the DQ

IT’S MATT MORGAN! HE RUNS IN AND FALLAWAY SLAM TO BRAM! CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!!!!

THE BLUEPRINT CELEBRATES! OH MY GOD!!!

And we’ll be right back as the comments section explodes!

Eric Young vs Chris Melendez

Young is on Melendez with shots across the back and talks trash! The fans chant “USA!” as Eric tosses Chris to the corner and steps on his throat to choke him down! Young socks the punch into Melendez! Josh Matthews announces Morgan v Bram This Sunday Live at Slammiversary! Chris battles back as Young hits the DDT! Eric Young for the pin, Melendez out at two.

Young tosses Chris over the side as Referee Stifler keeps him from going out after. Young plays to the crowd as Chris Melendez clambers in and Eric punches him down. Spinning neckbreaker and Eric for the two. Chris kicks out as Pope references Zack Gowen working without a leg. Josh tells him to go work for BBQ Pitmasters. Young keeps the chinlock in, as Chris fights his way to his feet and Eric wraps the leg but Melendez kicks him off! Chris with a series of forearms to the bearded jaw and Eric is being battered! Chris sends Eric to the ropes and ducks but Young catches and PILEDRIVER. That is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Eric Young at 3:43 with the Piledriver

We’re back as The Rising are brawling with The BDC! Galloway has Low Ki in the ring as Drake comes off the apron to clothesline Kenny King! MVP enters with Drake inside!

HERNANDEZ ENTERS! HE ATTACKS THE RISING!

HERNANDEZ EQUALIZES MICAH!

Hernandez lets The BDC gain control! Hernandez has Galloway and picks him up!

BORDER TOSS ON GALLOWAY!

“This what you want Drew?!”

“This is Hernandez! The newest member of the BDC! Very pleased to meet you son!”

The Beat Down Clan leave the ring in triumph as next week we will see the TNA World Tag Team Championship will be decided. At 217 days tonight, Taryn Terrell is the longest reigning KO’s Champion, she will defend against Brooke and Awesome Kong. Next week, EC3 will face off with Kurt Angle, undefeated streak of 600+ days up against Angle’s own World Heavyweight Title.

Fresh from the birth of his son with Reby Sky, Matt Hardy on his way out for our main event.

Kurt Angle vs Matt Hardy

Hardy on the attack and a series of legdrops to Angle, attacking with forearms as he targets the neck. Gets Kurt wrapped up in the corner and slams him down, gets a two. Hardy right back to the neck, and sends Angle to the corner, charges but Kurt catches and hits the Belly to Belly Overhead!

Angle with the neck and forearm of his own, bodyslam and a two. Angle wraps the neck and Matt tries to sit up and out. Kurt keeps control as Matt to the side but walks into a kick as Kurt with the waist but Matt counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Both men up as Matt Hardy and Kurt Angle fire into each other’s heads as Brian Hebner calls for open strikes. German by Angle, pickup and a second! Matt taken up and a third from Angle! Kurt for the Angle Slam but Matt had it scouted and SIDE EFFECT! 1, 2, No.

Matt showing off as Angle to rise, and Austin Aries will face Davey Richards, winner picks the stip for the final fight for the World Tag Team Titles. Angle Slam by Kurt but Matt kicks out! Angle Lock as Matt rolls through! Matt hits the hog lock elbowdrop and Angle kicks out. Matt to the top rope, MOONSAULT MISSED!

Angle with the straps down, waistlock and THE GERMAN! AGAIN! Taking Hardy up and no! For the Slam- Another Side Effect! One Two, Kickout at Two!!

Both men to rise as HARDY DELIVERS A THIRD SIDE EFFECT! To the crowd and up A FOURTH SIDE EFFECT!

1, 2, SHOULDER UP AT TWO!

Kurt still alive as Matt with the kick, Twist of no! Kickoff but Matt got it! ONE TWO NOOOO!!!

Hardy can’t believe Angle kicked from the Twist of Fate! Matt for the head and no! Kurt throws him down, it’s the Angle Lock! The grapevine and the submission!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Kurt Angle via Angle Lock Submission at 6:51

EC3 AND TYRUS ATTACK! HARDY FOR THE SAVE! TYRUS TAKES OUT MATT! KURT ANGLE SLAM ON TYRUS!

AND ANGLE LOCK ON EC3!

GOOD NIGHT FROM ORLANDO!!!

CARTER IS TAPPING!!! WHATTA SHOW! GOOD NIGHT!