411’s WWE Main Event Report 11.21.12
WWE Championship Roll Call:
WWE Champion: CM Punk
World Champion: Big Show
IC Champion: Kofi Kingston
US Champion: Antonio Cesaro
Unified Diva’s Champion: Eve
WWE World Tag Team Champions: Daniel Bryan and Kane
-Recap of last week’s show where Miz and Ziggler set up this week’s match.
-Michael Cole and JBL are the announce team tonight,
-Miz makes his way to the ring. Before he says anything of substance, Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring. Ziggler says the show is main event, and that he is the main event, Mr. MITB, the sole survivor from Survivor series, and he is too big a star to sit backstage with Matt Striker’s moustache. He mocks Miz for losing at Survivor Series, and then Ziggler says he will out class Miz in every way tonight. Miz says Ziggler is finally getting some spotlight, but the fact is that everything about Ziggler is fake. Miz discusses main eventing WM and beat John Cena, and Ziggler mocks him saying we have heard it a hundred times Ziggler says he steals the show every night, while Miz says the same thing over and over. So Miz replies by saying the same shit again, and adds that he did it on his own. He also adds that he cashed in MITB like a man, meanwhile Ziggler carries his around like a blanky. Ziggler says that Miz is the past, while he is the future. People will look back on this week, they will see Ziggler taking out Cena, winning at Survivor Series and shutting Miz up. Miz then says it will go like it always does, Ziggler will choke. Miz says Ziggler will fail, because Ziggler is nothing but a constant failure, and a future nothing. Miz adds that Ziggler is scared to try and cash in; because when he fails all he’ll have is an old woman and a crappy shirt. Cheap shot by Ziggler, and Miz tells a ref to ring the bell…
The bell sounds and “DEYZ BE A CLUBBERIN TONY!” The Miz is not amused; flapjack connects and then he clotheslines Ziggler to the floor. We head to a commercial about a minute in…
We are back from commercial as Miz works a chinlock. Ziggler to his feet, off the ropes and a back elbow connects for Ziggler. Rights by Ziggler follows, big jumping elbow drop by Ziggler gets 1. He grounds Miz with a headlock, Miz works to his feet and shoots v off the ropes, but Ziggler hits a shoulder block. Off the ropes, counters and Miz counters a dropkick and catapults Ziggler to the corner. Miz covers for 2. Miz gets a back breaker, but Ziggler fights back with the standing dropkick and covers for 2. Ziggler now chokes out Miz in the ropes, and then a neck breaker by Ziggler connects. Ziggler poses a bit, does the one-foot pin and gets 2. Ziggler back to the chinlock, Miz gets to his feet and elbows out. Ziggler charges, and Miz dumps Ziggler to the floor…
We are back to action as Ziggler hits several elbow drops, poses and then lands another and covers for 2. Ziggler works a front facelock, Miz to his feet and uses punches to escape. Dropkick by Miz, Ziggler to the corner and Miz misses a charge and eats the post. Ziggler now loosens a turnbuckle pad, roll up by Miz for 2. Dropkick again by Ziggler gets 2. The ref fixes the turnbuckle pad as Ziggler gets a handstand headlock, to show off again. Works it into the bridge, but Miz works to his feet. Elbows out, they trade shots mid-ring, off the ropes and they cross body each other…
We are back from a commercial again as Ziggler hits the fameasser, and covers for 2. Ziggler gets the body scissors and then looks for a sleeper. Miz escapes, Ziggler charges and gets tossed into the air and lands gut first. BOTH men are down here, they work to their feet, and clotheslines by Miz follow. Backbreaker into the neck breaker by Miz gets a cover for 2. Boot by Ziggler as Miz charges in, roll up with the ropes by the ref saw it. Side effect by Miz connects, and he covers for 2. Ziggler now looks to lock in the sleeper and does. Ziggler on the back of Miz now, and Miz down to his knees. He tries to fight up, does, to his feet and slams Ziggler to the corner. Ziggler grabs the hold again, escape by Miz and lefts connect for Miz. Ref separates them, Corner clothesline by Miz, he heads up top, and gets the double axe handle. Miz looks for the skull-crushing finale, countered, Miz counters the Zigzag and rolls up Ziggler for 2. Miz hits the exposed buckle, zigzag connects and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Dolph Ziggler @ 25:40 via pin
-Striker interviews Ziggler after the match, he’s just getting started. Ziggler says he is not done with Cena, and will make history when he finishes him. Anyone that steps up to Ziggler will be made history.
And here we go with out next match. Barrett attacks right away, takes Gabriel to the corner and beats him down. Side kick and rights follow, and then he lays the boots to Gabriel. Back breaker by Barrett gets 2. Rights to the ribs by Barrett, connects with a suplex and covers for 2. Chinlock by Barrett, Gabriel takes Barrett to the corner and then Barrett misses an elbow. Kicks by Gabriel, spin kick follows and then gets a clothesline off of the second rope. Springboard cross body by Gabriel gets 2. Moonsault by Gabriel misses, and Barrett with the black hole slam gets 2. Pump handle slam by Barrett countered and Gabriel then hits the springboard moonsault for a close 2. Gabriel slams Barrett down, up top, but Barrett up and crotches him. BULL HAMMER SON and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Wade Barrett @ 2:54 via pin
-We get a recap of the AJ scandal from Raw, with John Cena making out with her and then Cena and Ziggler brawling in a bathroom.
-Damien Sandow is out to enlighten us, and tells us that next week, he faces an offensive delinquent, John Cena. Sandow runs down Cena. On this, the 21st day of the 11th month in 2012, he proclaims John Cena a false idol. You’re welcome.
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