411’s WWE RAW Report 10.12.15

Hello everyone, and welcome to….MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!

We are ten days away from my birthday, so get the streamers ready! Until then, where’s AJ?!

RAW!
IS!
SNORE!

Kane is backstage with some chick wearing a headset. He informs her that we will be having one of the most exciting matches ever, tonight; A Lumberjack Match! Oh goodie….

Ambrose is out here. He says that The Authority is running late tonight. He says that on behalf of the entire roster, welcome to Monday Night RAW! He has always wanted to do that. Ambrose isn’t gonna stand out here and bore us. He’s more of an action speak louder than words type of guy, and right now – he’s lookin for a fight.

Orton’s music hits. RKO chant tries to gain traction, but it’s taken over by a “RANDY” chant. Orton wonders if he has ever told Ambrose how much he loves Chicago? Orton is about 4 hours away from home. The reason why he is out here, last week on Smackdown, Orton was fighting The Wyatts, and that’s a fight that Ambrose takes very seriously. He just heard that at HIAC, Ambrose will be taking on Luke Harper and Braun Stroman…and Orton is going to be his partner. If they want to win this fight…

Ambrose says he knows how they’re going to win, and is glad that Orton is going to be his partner. Ambrose says he’s been fighting The Wyatts for years, and the line to beat the beards off The Wyatts starts behind him. He tells Orton to follow his lead, “kiddo.” Orton says that Ambrose has made his name in a short amount of time, but years ago, before he was even dreaming of becoming a WWE Superstar, Orton was already hearing voices in his head. Orton knows that neither of them play well with others, but if there is anyone that Orton feels he can see eye to eye with, he thinks Ambrose is the guy. If they want to win the war on the Wyatts, then Ambrose needs to follow Orton’s lead. Ambrose says he’s not real good at taking direction. Orton says he can’t blame Ambrose, because he can’t trust himself. They chat it up without the mics until they are interrupted by…

BIG E!!!! YASSSSS!!!!

New Day heads out at the top of the ramp, all kinds of jiggy with it.

Woods says that they are sorry, they didn’t mean to interrupt, butl ast week on RAW, they slayed – destroyed – stood tall! The only thing that these two can talk about is The Wyatts?! Big E thought they were supposed to be “AM-BROS” Kofi says they need to be talking about The New Day. Duh. Woods says they did the impossible; they took out Ziggler and redefined the term Show-Off. They took out The Dudley Boyz; sending them back to Dudleyville, turning it into a retirement community. And…they took out WWE’s crowning achievement. They took out John Cena. But John…they can see him. They saw him last week laid out in the middle of the week at the hands of The New Day. In just one night, The New Day accomplished more than any other team in history, ever…eva eva! “GET ON OURLEVEL!”

Woods claims that The Shield never did that, as Orton stretches out his back, seemingly looking for a fight. New Day says The Authority ever do that? Evolution? Legacy? OH…NO!! Dang Orton, how many groups have you been in?! hahahaha. Kofi says Orton gives a whole new definition to the word “groupie.” Kofi says they’re not just any old group. Big E says they have a saying: “Out with the old, and in with the New Day!” Woods tells Orton and Ambrose to pull a Derrick Rose and sit on the bench, and let them bask in the ambience that is New Day…unless they’re tryin to get that work in…

Kane on the big screen. He says there seems to be some confusion in the ring. The inmates are not running the asylum tonight; he is. Kane says if one plays with fire, one gets burned. It’s a fire-safety poster, but it applies here as well. Let’s get a ref, because New Day will be facing Randy Orton and Dean Ambrose…right….now.

Match 1: The New Day vs Randy Orton and Dean Ambrose
Kofi and Ambrose to start. Ambrose works the left arm. He pulls back, as Ambrose rolls out of it and works the arm of Kofi. Side headlock. Rope work, and Ambrose hits a shoulder tackle. He ducks under a leap frog, another. Kofi tries for an elbow, but Ambrose hits one of his own, sending Kofi to the outside. Ambrose looks for a suicide dive, but Kofi moves out of the way, and we go to break.

Back, and Orton has Kofi set up for a suplex. He uses the ropes for momentum, and tags in Ambrose after. Dean with a scrape of the face via boot. He tosses Kofi in the corner then runs into some boots. Tag to Big E, who misses an axe handle. Chops and right from Ambrose. Snapmare into a running short clothesline, another off the ropes. Ambrose gets Big E in the corner. Tag to Orton. He comes in and hits a standing dropkick. Orton grabs the head, but Big E hits a right, another, backing Orton into the corner. A few more hits, followed by a nice little shimmy. Whip to the corner, but Orton fires out with a hard clothesline. Stomp to the face and a tag to Orton. Ambrose comes in and stomps the hand. Orton stomps the leg then heads to the outside. Ambrose grabs the head of Big E and sends him in the corner. He mounts and hits a few right hands. Forearm scrape to the forehead. Dean flies off the top rope with a dropkick. Cover for 1…2.NO! He takes Big E into the corner, tag to Orton. Orton is in. stomp to the boot. Another. Orton with another stomp to the shin. Stomp to the shoulder. Snapmare to Big E. Tag from Ambrose. Boot to Big E, another. Another stomp. Orton tags himself in, and now they have some words. Stomp to the chest. Commercial time!

Back to the show, and Kofi has Orton in an arm lock. Orton fights out with elbows. Kofi hits a dropkick then some stomps in the corner. Tag to Big E who joins in on the stomps. They do their thing till Big E decides to whip kofi into Orton. Big E dances as Kofi mocks Orton’s pose. Kofi hops off the ropes with a stomp to the chest. Tag to Big E, who comes in and stomps then locks in the abdominal stretch. Orton with a headbutt to get out! Elbow to the face! He hits the ropes, but Big E hits an elbow of his own! He mocks Orton’s pose, then tosses Orton to the outside! Big E distracts the ref, allowing Woods to kick Orton for funsies. Orton rises, heads to the apron, Big E goes for a spear, but Orton hits a knee! Big E tumbles out! Big E rolls in and grabs the leg. Orton kicks Big E away. Tag to Ambrose! He hits a splash in the ring, and Ambrose hits a splash and a bulldog out of the corner. He hops out of the ring atop of Kofi! Big E rushes, so Ambrose holds the ropes! Suicide Dive to both men from Ambrose! Ambrose tosses Big E back in and goes to the top rope. Elbow drop to Big E! Cover for 1..2..NO! Ambrose sets up for Dirty Deeds, but Woods distracts, allowing Big E to take the upperhand! Tag to Kofi! He hops off with a springboard frogsplash, but Amborse rolls out of the way and tags in Orton! Clothesline! Another! Powerslam. He grabs the head! DDT to Kofi! Kofi tries for Trouble in Paradise off a distraction, but Orton counters and gets the DDT to Kofi this time. Orton hears voices! Big E tries to come in and interrupt but Ambrose stops him!
Kofi sends Orton into Amborse hard! Ambrose tumbles out! kofi with the rollup! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: A New Day
A solid opener!
Rating: ***

New Day celebrates at the top of the ramp.

A nice little video package for Taker vs Brock.

Team Bella come out for the next match. They are followed by Team B.A.D.

Sasha gets highlighted as we see some clips from her match with Bayley at NXT Respect, including Bayley’s win and celebration. Major applause for Sasha, and she takes it in stride.

Match 2: Naomi vs Nikki Bella
Lockup to start. Nikki shoots the legs and takes Naomi into the corner. Shoulders to the gut of Naomi. Chants for Sasha, distracting Nikki. Naomi with a kick, then does that booty shimmy leg scissors in the corner. She rushes towards Naomi with knees and covers for 1. Nikki tosses Naomi onto the apron, but Naomi hits a high kick .She hops over. Sunset Flip, but Nikki reverses and hits an Alabama Slam. Pin for 1..2.NO! Nikki pulls the legs of Naomi up while stepping on her weave. Nikki with a suplex. Nikki calls for a cheer from the crowd, because she’s a face right now. She hits a few shoulders then a snapmare. Kick to the back. Knee to the back, and she pulls the arms back. Naomi is able to escape and hits a body slam. She goes for a leg drop, but Nikki rolls out of the way. Nikki covers for 1. Another suplex to Naomi. Nikki works the left arm. Naomi is up!! A few kicks, but it’s shortl ived as Nikki drops Naomi on the ropes. She goads the crowd, this time making sure to heel it up, and runs for a knee, only for Naomi to move, and Nikki tumbles to the outside! Naomi hits the ropes! She runs, flies over the top rope!

Brie is standing on the announce table with a microphone. WE WANT SASHA over and over! Brie is so annoying. She is shut up by Sasha tripping her up and the crowd LOVES IT!

In the ring, Nikki uses the distraction to hit a Rack Attack and a pin for 1..2…3!!!
Official Result: Nikki Bella
It was actually a good match
Rating: *1/2

John Cena’s doofus face lets us know that there will be a US Title Open Challenge tonight.

For AG

We return to RAW, where Cole shills some Payday. He’d make a good voice of herpes guy.

Byron Saxton is backstage with Paige, calling her the most unconventional superstar or Diva. Paige thanks us all. She says that she sure didn’t get the recognition she deserved for the Divas Revolution, but she is happy that they like her…they really really like her. She pats Byron’s chest, and notices a little rocky piece of goodness there. It’s a Payday. She grabs it from Byron’s inside pocket and kisses it, then leaves.

Cena is here to dance along to the tune of JOHN CENA SUCKS. He went to Triple H’s School of Jig, it appears.

Cena in the middle of the ring. He looks around like a pre-school teacher who brought Play-doh for us…

He says he loves this place. Cena believes that there is only one Allstate Arena. A quick Google search confirms this. Cena’s first match was here. He brings up the people and how they are what makes this building special. He calls their noise passion, and tonight they will get excellence and opportunity. Tonight, as it always has been, Chicago is the place to be.

Who answers the call….? DOLPH ZIGGLER!!! He is NOT dragged out this time around.

Match 3: United States Championship Match
Dolph Ziggler vs John Cena
This just feels special. Side headlock to Cena. Push to the ropes. Cena with an arm drag. He locks the arm. Cena pulls Dolph up and whips Dolph into the ropes. Dolph holds on and rolls to the outside. He needs a bit of a breather. STRONG YES CHANT!! Cena gets on the mic to point out that someone said yes to the married couple. How sweet….now wrestle.

Dolph heads back into the ring, and we geta proper start with Cena locking the left arm again. SHE SAIDYES chant! Cena drops Dolph and applauds the guy in the crowd. Ok, Cena…ok. Ziggler takes advantange with an arm bar of his own to Cena.

Back, after a break, and Ziggler hits Cena in the head with a hard right. Splash in the corner into a neckbreaker and a cover for 1..2…NO! Ziggler with an elbow drop. Another. Another! Crowd counts along. He gets to 10, calls for the title, and MISSES!!! Cena with a shoulder tackle! Another! Protobomb! FIVE KNUCK-NOO!!! DRopkick from Dolph! Pin for 1…2..NO! Cena goes for the AA! Ziggler slides this into a pin fo r1..2..NO! Kick out into an STF!!! We’re in the middle of the ring! Ziggler locks an arm around the head. ZIGGLER WITH A SLEEPER!!!! Cena rolls this over and stands with Ziggler attached to his head! He sets this up for an AA. HE HITS IT! HE HITS THE AA! But Ziggler rolls out of the ring!!! Cena heads to the outside and lifts Ziggler to toss him back in the ring. He rushes in and pinss for 1..2…NO! JBL and Cole argue over Cena’s ego. Cena grabs Ziggler and puts him up in the corner, presumably looking for the Super AA. Yup, he is. Ziggler realizes it and hits a bunch of elbows to drop down! Cena is seated up top! ZIGGLER HOPS UP FOR A DDT!!! Pin for 1…2..NO!!! Cena is laid out in the corner. Ziggler is in the opposite corner. HE TUNES UP THE BAND!!!! Goes for the Superkick, but Cena grabs the leg! Spins Dolph! CLOTHESLINE to Dolph! Cena is up first. He scissors the legs! Goes for the STF, but Dolph stands. DROPKICK to Cena! Dolph heads to the top rope. He flies. Cena catches him! Cena goes for the AA, but ZIGGLER TURNS IT INTO THE FAMEASSER!!! Pin for 1…2..NO!!

Both men up. They square up. Cena picks the leg. STF! Ziggler is near the ropes. He reaches! USE THE POWER OF LANA!!!! Ziggler is close. He drags himself. He’s got the ropes! Ref breaks the hold. Ziggler is on the apron. Cena is standing tall. He grabs Ziggler and sets him up on the top rope. Cena wants a superplex, but Ziggler fights out. He hits a few rights and a headbutt, and Cena goes down, but stands right back up! CROSSBODY, but Cena rolls through! He goes for an AA, but Ziggler rakes the eyes!! SUPERKICK!! Pin for 1…2…NO!!!! Ziggler locks the head. He lifts Cena up and hits a right hand. Cena stumbles towardss the ropes. Right hand. One from Ziggler. BOOs for Cena. YAYs for Ziggler. They trade blows. Giggity. Cena sets up randomly with the AA, ut Ziggler hops off, goes for Zig Zag, but Cena holds the ropes! ZIGGLER WITH A HEADBUTT FROM BEHIND!!! ZIG ZAG!! PIN!!!! 1…2…NO!!!!!

Ziggler uses the ropes to help him stand. He rushes. AA from Cena!! Xover for 1…2…3!!!
Official Result: John Cena
What a shit ending…
Rating: ***1/2

Cena gets up roughly, and is handed his title. Ziggler looks on in anger.

Kane watches backstage. He has a call from HHH. Kane says the show is going swimmingly. He calls Cena vs Ziggler a “barnburner of a match.” Triple H and Steph are seemingly bothered on the flight as someone drops coffee on Steph’s dress. Maybe this is some intense roleplaying that they’re doing.

The Dudleyz are up next to take on The Ascension. So this should last roughly one minute.

Match 4: The Dudley Boyz vs The Ascension
Conor and Vikto go on the attack quickly to start. Conor gets D-von in the corner then tags in his partner. Kick to D-Von. Uppercut. Elbows to the back, and a body slam in the midle of the ring. Cover for 1..2..NO! Another body slam to D-Von. Fist drop, but D-Von moves! Tag to Bubba! In comes Bubba! clothesline. Another. High boot to Victor! Bubba in the corner and hits a splash! Clotheslinie to Conor. Bubba ducks a right and hits a few lefts, juke and jive. Elbow drop to the head! Whip to the corner is reversed. Victor runs to the corner, hops up top. Bubba sits him on his shoulders!

Tag to D-Von! He gets to the tope rope! DOOMSDAY DEVICE!! Clothesline to Conor on the apron! 3D to Victor!
Official Result: The Dudley Boyz
Hai, Guys!
Rating: *

Match 5: Sheamus and King Barrett vs Cesaro and Neville
Neville and Barrett to start. Neville rushes forward with hands to the face. He flips over Barrett and does his whole im gonna go to the other side move. Kick to Barret. Pin for 1..2.NO! Tag to Cesaro, who must be missing Kidd hard. Body slam to Barrett. He helps Neville to hit a flip onto Barrett. It looks like Barrett lifted the knee, but they sell it as an offensive move. Pin for 1..NO! Barrett is able to get a tag to Sheamus. He and Cesaro trade uppercuts. Crowd loves it. Cesaro gets the upper-cut (see what I did there)? He rushes in the corner, hits another. Dropkick fro mCesaro, and the crowd loves him. Right hand from Sheamus. He hits a suplex in the middle of the ring. Kick from Cesaro. Whip is reversed, but Xesaro holds on and ends up sending Sheamus over. Sheamus lands on the apron, and we get the beatdown to the chest. Sheamus gets 4 hits before the ref stops him. Cesaro with an elbow. Sheamus hangs him up. He goes for a Battering Ram, but Cesaro hits an uppercut, sending Shaemus down! Cesaro looks for a dive, but Sheamus moves. Cesaro exits the ring and hits another uppercut to Sheamus! He hits Barrett with one, too! Neville wants a tag. Cesaro enters the ring. Tag to Neville! GORILLA PRESS to Neville, sending him atop Barrett and Sheamus!!! Neville grabs Sheamus and sends him in the ring. Ducks a clothesline. Go behind. Rollup for 1..2..NO!

Sheamus sends Neville shooting towards the ropes! BULLHAMMER from the outside Wade Barrett! Pin from Sheamus! Pin for 1..2…3!!!
Official Result: Wade Barrett and Sheamus
Fun, even if it makes little sense.
Rating: **

Video package for Hodor Wyatt.

Hey guys, Watry here. Allowing Tony to take a break real quick. We get a rundown of Heck on A Deck, which I cover verbatim. On another site. You can google it. TNA.

Roman Reigns is here. He still hasn’t found the entrance ramp.

He claims it feels food to be in Chicago. I had a layover there…kinda cold. Reigns says that this fight with Wyatt has to do with one thing…the WWE Championship. Wyatt took this opoortunity away from him. He reminds us of Wyatt fucking up his MITB moment. Reigns responds to the WHAT chant…bad move. Recap of Battleground now, where Wyatt called on the family. Reigns can do Family vs Family. Reigns called up Ambrose. Via hand telephone. They beat The Wyatts at Summerslam. Reigns says the war kept going on and on, and some weeks REigns got his ass handed to him. That’s the past though..like sooooo last week. What really irritates Reigns is this “anyone but you” idea…

BORING chant.

Reigns says that Wyatt is trying to stop everthing Reigns has going for him. He looks at his seven year old and tells her that Daddy is going out to get it for them. The fact that Wyatt thinks he can step in front of that…? Think of someone trying to stop us for doing the things for our loved ones. What would we do to that person? He’ll tell us. Come HIAC, Reigns is going to rip Wyatt apart.

Wyatt’s music thankfully cuts off Reigns, and here comes the Man with the Lantern. Music is cut short. Wyatt wants to know who Roman is trying to convince…these people, or himself. Wyatt will take blame, because at the end of the day, reigns put this tragedy on himself. There is a massacre awaiting Reigns at HIAC. Reigns agrees. But what Wyatt needs to know is that when the cell is locked, Wyatt will be wishing he was trapped in there with anyone but Reigns. Wyatt is about to say something, but drops the mic and whispers sweet nothings into Strowman’s ear.

Match 6: Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman
Lockup to start, and Braun tosses Reigns across the room like nothin. Reigns on the outside, struggles with shock and awe. Reigns gets back in, and he does look rather small by comparison. He locks up from behind, but Braun hits an elbow. Reigns tries to kick and slap his way out of this, but Braun sends Reigns into the corner. Reigns reverses and mounts. He gets 7 strikes, then gets sent across the ring like nothing. Braun lifts Reigns like nothing and rushes into the corner. He still has Reigns and sends him into the other corner. Reigns fights out of the corner, but gets clotheslined on his ass. Braun yells out HODOR or something like it. He lifts Reigns nad scrapes his face against the knee. Reigns with a right, but Braun his a body slam. Whip into a cravat, then Braun locks in a nerve pinch, and drops Reigns all at the same time. Reigns with a jawbreaker, creating a gap. Braun shakes it off and runs…right into an uppercut. Right hand. A kick to Braun. Another right hand. He hits the ropes, and tries for a clothesline. Another. One more but nope! Reigns flies off from behin.d Kick to the face! Reigns hits the ropes, ducks a clotheslin, right hand to Strowman, who is still standing!! Reigns with clothesline after clothesline in the corner! Reigns goes for a Samoan Dro, but cannot lift Bruan! Strowman with a right hand! Boot from Strowman, sending Reigns to the outside. Reigns with a right from the outside. Strowman hangs over the ropes, and Reigns starts in with the rights over and over and over. Reigns with the Drive By as Strowman hnags from the second rope. Reigns calls for another, BUT STROWMAN HITS A CLOTHESLINE!!! Nice. Reigns tumbles to the mat. Strowman goes to the outside, and Reigns meets him in the corner with a right hand. Reigns bounces his head off the announce table. One more time. Harper comes from around the bend, so Reigns flies off the steps with a Superman Punch! Reigns turns…ONE MORE TO STROWMAN, sending Strowman flying atop the announce table!

Reigns runs into the ring, and he gets the countout victory!
Official Result: Roman Reigns via Countout
Yeesh…slow and plodding.
Rating: *

Strowman is pissed! He tosses some chairs over the table as Wyatt yells at him. He hates us so much that the only live mic he allows to work is Byron Saxton’s.

Reigns in the middle of the ring. Wyatt’s circle (triangle?) Reigns rushes out of the ring and heads towarsd the ramp as The Wyatt Famile stand in the middle of the ring. Wyatt drops to his knees. “Follow the Buzzards!” Reigns is like, “Nah, I’m aight” then hits Wyatt with a right hand.

Backstage, Triple H tells Kane that they are headed his way. Trips is breakin up. He does a bad rendition of “bad reception.” H wonders what the main event is. Kane says that tonight Seth Rollins will be in a Lumberjack Match…against him. The phone is silent. H comes back, says bad reception. He asks who Seth is facing again. Kane repeats that it’s him. H cannot hear him. “I know it’s you, who is Seth facing?” Hahaha. Phone hangs up. Well, Kane tried. Good ol Employee of the Month.

So last week, Summer Rae proposed to Rusev. Rusev said that he’ll put gold round his finger when he puts gold round his waist.

Cole mentions that TMZ broke the news of Lana’s engagement, but Rusev is out here with Lana.

Match 7: Rusev vs Ryback
Ryback with an elbow. He goes for a splash, but Rusev moves. He’s in the corner and dodges a shoulder.Rusev with kicks to the back of the left arm. Rusev drops a leg on Ryback’s shoulder. Rusev sends Ryback into the corner shoulder first. He tweaks the arm some more. Ryback rtries to fight out but Rusev sends him into the ropes. Ryback with the shoulder tackle! He hits a back suplex. Ryback tries for a Meathook! He hits it! Ryback goes for Shellshock, but Rusev drops down and hits a superkick! Uses the ropes for a pin 1..2..NO!! Ref yells at Rusev. Rusev rushes, goes for a splash, but Ryback moves!

Ryback with Shellshock! Pin for 1..2…3!!!
Official Result: Ryback

Rating: NR

Summer is on the mic. She brings up their impending engagement. She could have done this in the back, but she wants the whole world to know the real man Rusev is to Summer. We get a TMZ clip and photo of Lana’s engagement. Summer brings up having to find out online that he has been engaged to Lana for one month. Every single person here thinks Rusev is some strong, dominant force to be reckoned with, but he’s just a whipped little boy. Summer thanks him because she will never waste another minute of her time on a narcissistic, egotistical, lying, cheating, bastard. Summer slaps Rusev then leaves the ring.

Rusev yells like the brute he is.

Match 8: Kalisto vs Kevin Owens
Owens misses a clothesline. Kalisto with a bunch of kicks to the legs, one ot the chest. He hits the ropes. Hurricanrana, but Owens isn’t phased. Clothesline to Kalisto. Owens with a suplex onto the ropes. Right hand to Kalisto’s head. He does the Lucha point then senton’s on Kalisto. Owens talks shit to Cole. Right hand to Kalisto’s ear. Right elbow to the afce. Kalisto with kicks, but Owens uppercuts his ass down. Owens is kicked in the face once, again. Kalisto is up. He gets tossed over the top rope to the outside. Owens calls for a dive. He hits the ropes, goes for it, but rolls out of the ring and attacks the back with a forearm. Owens tosses Kalisto back in the ring. Dropkick from Kalisto. He springboards OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!! Wow! But Owens steps back and drops Kalisto on his head. Owens rolls him in the ring. Cover for 1..2..NO! Kalisto hits the ropes, hops off and locks in a headlokc. Crossbody. pin for 1..2..NO! Springboard ENZIGURI!!! Headscissors head drop to Owens! NICE! DDT!!! Cover for 1..2..NO!!!

Owens shoves Kalisto into the corner, but he hops off and locks the head, only for Owens to hold on and hit a hard powerbomb! Pin for 1..2…3!!
Official Result: Kevin Owens
Such fun! I know he should squash Kalisto like a gnat, but I’d gladly watch these guys go another 5-10.
Rating: *1/2

Owens holds his title high in front of Michael Cole.

The next match has Nattie coming out with Becky and Charlotte, and Paige on commentary. Apparently, she is still a part of Team PCB, and claims that they need her.

Match 9: Charlotte and Becky vs Brie and Alicia Fox
Brie Bella to start with Becky Lynch. Becky with a go behind. Brie reverses and works the arm. Becky with a whip, arm drag, and another. Becky works the left arm now. Brie gets Becky in the corner. Becky reverses and hip tosses Brie down. Cover for 1…NO! Becky backs up into a tag. Charlotte in and they do a double arm drag into a leg drop. Cover for 1…NO! Brie with a knee to the gut. Another. She knocks Becky off the apron, then gets chopped by Charlotte. Another. Neckbreaker by Charlotte. in the ring, Brie is locking up with Charlotte, while Paige shoves Nattie.

Back in the ring, Brie with a Missile Dropkick from the top rope. Pin for 1..2…3!!
Official Result: Brie Bella and Alicia Fox

Rating: *

Triple H is on the phone again with Kane. H wants to know who Seth is facing one more time. He says that it’s highly unlikely that they’ll be there on time. Steph says this is ridiculous. Triple H says that under no circumstances, Kane will not be going out there. He says that he doesn’t care who Kane replaces with him, but it won’t be him. Do not screw this up.

Backstage, Big Show and Seth Rollins are chatting. Seth asks Show to make him feel safe, because they go way back. Big Show laughs, says that Seth is hilarious.

Big Show leaves. Seth turns, and Kane is there. Kane tells Seth the good news, but then says he’ll find a suitable replacement.

The Lumberjacks flock to the ring. New Day is in full support of Seth, cheering on their buddy.

Match 10: Lumberjack Match
Seth Rollins vs The Monster Kane (Not to be confused at all with Corporate Kane, who is most certainly not the same person as The Monster Kane)
Seth tries to retreat, but the Lumberjacks send him back in. Kane corners Seth and hits some rights. Splash in the corner. Whip to Seth, causing him to flip upside down, then right side up to meet an uppercut. Seth rolls out, and he gets sent back into the ring. Kane with a headbutt. he sends Seth to the outside, who then gets rolled back in. Kane attacks, sends Kane back outside. Seth gets tossed back in. Seth goes for a kick, but Kane stands. Seth sends Kane to the outside, and no one touches him. Seth with a suicide dive, but Kane still stands. Seth escapes the ring, but Cesaro grabs him and sends him back in the ring again. He turns into a chokeslam, but Seth hits an enziguri! Clothesline to Kane, sending him over the top rope! Kane lands on his feet! Big E and Woods stare on….Kane with a right to Woods! To E! To Kofi! Big Show is here! They stare each other down. Kane does the ol Michael Myers head turn then gives Show a right hand! The Ascension attacks! Big Show with the KO Punch to Kane!!!! Big Show leaves!!

New Day lifts Kane and sends him into the ring. Seth Rollins pins! 1…2…NO!!! Seth with a Superkick! Cover for 1…2.NO!!! Seth chokes Kane in the corner with the boot. He bounces off the corner and splashes Kane with a forearm. He foes for another, but Kane sends Seth over the top rope! Enziguri from Kane sends him into the middle of the ring. Seth on the top rope! He flies! KNEE TO THE FACE! Cover for 1..2..NO! Seth back on the top rope. Kane is laid out in the ring. Seth looks to his lumberjacks. FROG SPLASH! Pin for 1..2..NO! Seth goes to the top rope yet again, but Kane is up. GOOZLE!!! Seth with right hands! Kane with an uppercut! Seth is crotched. Kane heads to the top rope! He hits a SUPERPLEX! Mark Henry calls for Kane to pin, but New Day yanks Kane out of the ring and beats down on him! We get a melee of attacks! Everyone is beatin on everyone! Kane is sent back in the ring, and now everyone attacks him for some reason. New Day then tells everyone to stop. They dance a bit, and Big E goes for his big splash, only for Kane to sit up!!

Of course, all of the lumberjacks enter the ring and attack each other. People start leaving. Kane chokeslams Stardust. Woods is next. He screams loudly, but to no avail. Chokeslam to Woods! Seth is beind Kane! Kick! Pedigree attempt, but Kane sends Seth up and over!

Seth lands on his feet! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Pin for 1…2..3!!
Official Result: Kane
So much wrong in so little time.
Rating: *1/2

End Show