411’s WWE RAW Report 5.8.17

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Guess who is back!!!!!!!

oh yes, I have missed you fuckers as well! Here’s the skinny (what does that even mean, anyway?) I was recently made the manager of a bar, while it lost two employees, another got into an accident, and the one left over was only trained in beer and wine – not a full bar. This basically meant I lived there for close to three weeks. I wanna thank Larry for covering for me, but I am back, and I have a newb behind the bar tonight just for you! Let’s hope he’s not drowning in a bottle of Bacardi as we speak.

Anyway,

Let’s do RAW!!!

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We start RAW with Ambrose getting a call from Kurt Angle. It appears Dean sent the most recent nude leaks to Angle and his wife saw them. Ambrose says he has a great idea for the name of the next PPV, and I’m assuming it’s NOT Great Balls of Fire. He tells a stagehand to hit his music and heads to the outside as we start RAW from London.

Ambrose informs us that Angle will not be here tonight as the crowd boos a sick dog. Ambrose says that for tonight, he is the Acting General Manager of Monday Night RAW. Well then…

The Miz is here to question this decision of leadership.

Miz says RAW will be chaos tonight because of this. We’d be better off picking a random match generator than this. Ambrose says he has a detailed plan for an action packed RAW. Ambrose is about to make a match with Miz, but Miz says he received a call from Stephanie McMahon. She, apparently heard about Angle’s plan, and made Miz a co-general manager, The Miz.

Dean says ok, and says he’s going to beat The Miz down. Miz applauds his win last week, specifying that he beat Seth Freakin Rollins AND Finn Balor by himself.

Ambrose wants to extend his hand out of respect. Miz eases his way towards the hand, but is stopped by BRAUN!!!!

He’s here, with his arm in a sling. Braun says he doesn’t care who is in charge; he’s going to get what he wants. He took out The Big Dog at Payback, but as long as Reigns can still walk, he’s not finished with him. He tells them to call whoever they need to, because when his arm is healed, he is going to end Roman Reigns. When he is done with Reigns, he wants Brock Lesnar. He heard a lot of talk about Brock —-

Braun gets cut off by…..Kalisto?! haha.

Kalisto is at the top of the ramp. He says that he is not done with Braun. He wants to go back to the dumpster match and brings up the fact that he beat Braun, and Braun couldn’t take it like a man. He doesn’t care how big and strong Braun is – no one treats him like garbage. He is done talking; he wants a match with Braun tonight.

Braun says he crushed Kalisto like an empty beer can, and when his arm is healed, he’ll do it again. In fact, he can do it with one arm.

Ambrose then makes the match. Braun seems upset, says he was injured, Ambrose makes the match anyway. Braun gets close to Dean, then drops the mic and walks away.

Ambrose makes another match – a first time match – The Miz vs Finn Balor, and that starts…NOW.

Match 1: The Miz vs Finn Balor
Lockup to start. Some fancy back and forth. The Miz hits an elbow. Kick from The Miz. The Miz mocks Finn’s entrance then gets a sunset flip, only to eat a dropkick to the face. Finn with a whip, hops up for another dropkick. 1..2…NO! Miz misses a clothesline in the corner and eats a kick from Finn over the ropes. He knocks Miz down off the apron then heads to the outside as well and runs right into Miz with a dropkick! Finn sends Miz back in the ring as Balor heads to the top rope. He’s looking to finish The Miz, but Maryse pulls him from out of the ring as we go to commercial.

We come back with a clothesline from Miz and a pin for 1..2..NO! Miz pulls back on the nose, then gets a chinlock in. Balor escapes by turning it around and hitting an elbow. Throat thrust, but Miz hits the neckbreaker, backbreaker combo. Cover for 1..2..NO! Miz looks for the Skull Crushing Finale, but Balor drops out of it and rols into a pin for 1..2..NO! Miz with a DDT! Pin for 1..2..NO! Both men up and Finn hits a few rights. KNee from Miz to Balor. Miz with a chinlock again. Miz escapes, balor with an ovehead kick! Ten count starts from the ref. Both are up about 7. Balor with a forearm. Again. Dropkick. Chop in the corner. Whip to the opposite corner, and another chop. Another whip, but he runs into a boot. Balor uses the ropes to swing a boot up to the side of Miz’s head! Miz tumbles down outside. Balor with a dropkick to Miz on the apron. Balor on the apron! He runs! KICK TO THE MIZ’s FACE!!! The ref is counting, hits 4, and Balor rolls Miz into the ring. Miz begs for mercy. Maryse distracts the ref. Miz sends Balor into the ref.

The Miz escapes the ring and grabs the mic. He cannot allow a Superstar to put his hands on a referee. He tells the ref to disqualify Balor.

Winner: The Miz via DQ
Solid outing. Good for The Miz
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: ***
Total Rating: ***

Dean Ambrose comes out. He says there is no way that this match ends like that. This match will start again, and Maryse is banned from ringside.

As Miz tries to argue, the bell rings and….

Match 2: The Miz vs Finn Balor

Balor with a surprise attack from behind. He sends Miz in the ring. Clothesline in the corner! Balor up top! COUP DE GRACE! Pin for 1..2…3!!!

Winner: Finn Balor

Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR

Backstage, Alexa Bliss is lookin fine as hell. Nia Jax comes up to her to stare her down. She says that last week, Alexa was running everyone down except Nia. Alexa says she has a match to prep for. Nia says she does’nt want to hear it; she wants to know if Alexa meant what she said – that she was great. Nia says if she meant it, then when Alexa is finished with Bayley, she wants the next shot at the title. Alexa says that no one deserves a shot more than Nia, and Alexa would love to give her that match, but she doesn’t make matches – Angle does, and he’s not here right now. Alexa says she will go talk to him. Nia says that until Alexa does so, she has gained a new best friend.

Match 3: Alexa Bliss (w/ Nia Jax) vs Mickie James (w/ Bayley)
Lockup to start. Mickie takes down Alexa for a pin. Gets a 1. Alexa overpowers Mickie down. Mickie with a Thesz Press, kinda sloppy. A beatdown starts, but Alexa escapes. The ref is between both women and Alexa uses this, but mickie ain’t down. Snapmare into a kick and a pin from Mickie. 1..2..NO! Alexa misses a duck. Mickie hits a neckbreaker. Cover for 1..2..NO! Alexa rolls to the outside, and seemingly does not need this. She looks to leave the arena, but Mickie hits her with a dropkick.

We come back to a cover and a kickout. Does it matter who? Alexa wraps up Mickie’s arm around the ropes in the corner then grabs the foot around the ropes as the ref counts. Alexa releases at 4 then twerks the arm. She pulls down hard. Alexa pulls the arm behind and sits on Mickie’s back. Mickie fights out, hits some right hands to the face. Alexa sends Mickie down hard. Whip to the ropes. Mickie in the corner. Alexa eats an elbow. Mickie with the head scissors, tossing Alexa across the ring. Alexa grabs the arm, twists, and drops it hard. Cover for 1..2….NO! Alexa drops an elbow on the left arm again, and again. She locks it up with her legs and drops the knees. Pin for 1..2..NO! Mickie bridges out. Alexa looks for another knee on the arm, but Mickie moves. Alexa shakes it off. Mickie fights back with a right. Clothesline to Alexa. Another. Ducks one, spinning kick to the gut, kick to the face. An axe to the face and a cover for 1..2..NO! Mickie waits for Alexa, kicks, Mickie goes for the DDT, but Alexa reverses, and Mickie hits a Flapjack! Mickie tries for the top rope, but Nia Jax is there to tug on her leg.

Mickie kicks her away. Bayley from the steps with a crossbody. Alexa takes advantage, clips the legs of Mickie, and covers for 1..2….3!!!

Winner: Alexa Bliss
Mickie had a few missteps there, and what was that ending about? Seemed off.
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Alexa attacks Mickie after the match, but Bayley is there to stop her and chase her up the ramp! Nia Jax sees the wreckage and heads into the ring. Mickie stands in the corner. NIA WITH A SQUASH IN THE CORNER! Elbow drop to Mickie.

Ambrose is talking to a stagehand. Miz comes up and wants to know what the hell is going on here. Ambrose says he made most of the show tonight; and he’s nearly done. He’s been doin all the GM’n, and The Miz can go home. Miz says he scheduled a Miz TV tonight. His guest is one of the guys from One Direction. Ambrose cancels it. More action, less talk. Ambrose says he’ll take on anyone, any time. Miz makes a match. Ambrose vs Bray Wyatt.

Back to RAW, and Charley is with Samoa Joe. Joe wants to talk about Payback, where the kingslayer came to slay and slayed nothing. Next week, he challenges Brock? That’s not how things work. Seth now lives his life on his terms. It is over when he says it’s over, and he’s not through with Rollins. Seth’;s life is about to get very loud.

Seth has had enough. He rushes Samoa Joe and attacks! They battle back and forth. Seth grabs a ladder and smacks Joe with it then attacks the head. Refs finally come and break up the two. Cole says this is far from over – so apparently, we’re getting a rematch soon.

Cole then reminds us of Braun and Kalisto’s epic battle with a dumpster.

Braun gets on the mic before the match. He says Ambrose can shove it; he’s not accepting this match. He calls Reigns a coward that won’t face him.

Match 4: Braun Strowman vs Kalisto
The bell rings and Braun hits a suprise big boot! Huge kick to the gut. Braun with stomps in the corner, followed by a boot to the neck.

ROman Reigns music hits, and he’s here! The crowd hates him. So do I.

Winner: NO CONTEST

Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR

Reigns heads to the ring. He’s on the apron, staring off with Braun. Kalisto is taking a nap, I presume. Reigns is in the ring. They circle each other, slowly. Reigns with a kick to the injured arm! Superman punch to Braun! ANOTHER! A third one, and Braun is down! He rolls to the outside of the ring. Reigns leaves the ring. He rushes Braun, looking for a spear or something, but Braun puts his boot up and fucking MURDERS REIGNS!! Holy shit!!! Reigns is up! Braun hits the post arm first. Reigns attacks the bad arm, then wraps it around the post and swings it into it. He pulls Braun into the post over and over again. Reigns slams Braun’s arm onto the apron. Reigns grabs a chair. He smacks Braun’s arm with it, then slams it over his head! Braun with another smack to the arm! Braun is leaving the ring area through the crowd.

Backstage, Goldust gives Truth a pep talk about their win/loss record.

Enzo and Cass are out first, and they do they thing, making me smile with glee. Enzo says this is tag team turmoil, so any team in the back with plans to beat them better pack a lunch, because those plans are gettin foiled, and pants are bein soiled. Take those pants, throw them in a hamper, and next time they face off, come strapped in a pamper. They don’t care bout bein dirty, and when this thing is over, they’re gonna have winning streaks in their dirty drawers.

Cass says they’re on the 02, and after you face Enzo and Cass, they’re going to be strapped with an oxygen mask…cuz there’s only one word.

Not their best work.

Match 5: Tag Team Turmoil Match
The Golden Truth vs Enzo and Cass vs Cesaro and Sheamus vs Heath Slater and Rhyno vs Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows
Enzo and Cass vs Cesaro and Sheamus to start. Lockup from Sheamus onto Cass. Cass gets the upperhand, but Sheamus hits an uppercut. Another in the corner. A few rights. Sheamus with a whip, but Cass won’t let it happen. He blocks it and sends Sheamus into the corner. Right hands and a knee. Elbow to the face. Cass with a whip into the corner. Splash to Sheamus! Body slam to Sheamus! Empire Elbow Drop!!! Cass grabs Sheamus and gets a tag from Enzo. Enzo in, rushes and gets tossed into the incoming Cesaro! He’s then tossed into Sheamus! Crossbody to Sheamus. Cover for .1.2..NO!! Enzo distracted. Sheamus with the Irish Curse!!!

Back from the break, and Cesaro is stompin the shit outta Enzo. He’s goin over and over onto the arm. Cesaro tries to lock in a submission, is able to. Whip to the corner, hard. Cesaro rushes forward, but Enzo moves and Cesaro hits his shoulder. Sheamus in the ring, tries to rush Enzo, but Enzo moves! Sheamus flies to the outside. Cesaro has the ankle of Enzo so he can’t get the tag. Enzo with an Enziguri! Enzo with the ta—NO! Sheamus poulls Cass off the apron! Sheamus sends Cass into the ringpost. Enzo is in the corner. Uppercut to the back of the head from Cesaro!! Cesaro with the sharpshooter! Enzo Taps!

Big Cass and Enzo are eliminated

Sheamus and Cesaro rush Rhyno and Slater at the end of the apron. They whip Slater into the apron. Rhyno tries to attack, but Cesaro and Sheamus double team them. Sheamus and Cesaro kne Rhyno aganist the barricade. They send Rhyno into the steps, chest first. Slater tries to attack, but Cesaro with a fucking uppercut! Sheamus hits his own. Sheamus sends Slater into the ring. Cesaro heads in as well. The bell rings, and the match has officially started. Cesaro with a leg drop between the legs of Slater. Cesaro pulls the arm back and locks the head of Slater. Slater tries to fight out but Cesaro whips him. Cesaro runs into a boot, hits Sheamus, hits a leg lariat. He goes for a tag, but no one is there. Cesaro grabs Slater, though. tag from Sheamus. Clothesline off the top rope. Cover for 1..2..NO! Rhyno is on the apron. Sheamus kicks him off. Sheamus grabs the head of Slater. Right hand to the face. Sheamus with a headlock takedown. Cesaro gets tagged. Uppercut in the corner. Tag to Sheamus. Brogue Kick! Pin for 1..2…3!!!!

Rhyno and Heath Slater are eliminated

Anderson and Gallows are next. After a break, Cesaro has the upperhand, with a kick in the corner .Anderson is able to get a tag to Gallows, and he hits an elbow drop to Cesaro. Cover for .1..2.NO! Gallows drops elbows to the shoulders of Cesaro. Gallows with a kick. He goes for a suplex, but Cesaro locks it up. DEADLIFT SUPLEX TO GALLOWS!!! Tag to Sheamus. They double team drop Gallows. Cover for 1..2…NO!! Sheamus tries to crush the shouylder, but Gallows fights out and hits an uppercut. Hard right to Sheamus. Whip to the ropes. Sheamus with a kick. Clothesline from Sheamus. He knocks Anderson off the apron. Sheamus on the top rope. He flies right into a book. Tag to Anderson. He’s in. Gallows knocks Sheamus down. Cesaro in! He attacks Gallows! Anderson with a spinebuster to Cesaro! All four men are down! Sheamus and Gallows are the legal men. White Noise to Gallows!

Back from a break, and we get a double team from Anderson and Gallows onto Sheamus. Pin for 1..2..NO! Tag to Gallows. Looks like they’re going for The Magic Killer. It doesn’t work out! Sheamus in with a Brogue Kick! Pin for 1..2…3!!!

Truth and Gallows rush down the ramp into the ring! Double team and Goldy covers for 1..2..NO!!! Sheamus fights out and hits a right, another. Whip to the ropes. Sheamus drops. Uppercut. Goldust with a bulldog? Maybe? Goldust mounts Sheamus in the corner and beats down for 10. Whip to the ropes is reversed. Sheamus runs. Scoop Slam and a pin for 1..2…NO!! Cesaro tries to interrupt but Goldust sees it! He knocks Cesaro out. Sheamus with a right. Tag to Cesaro. Cesrao drops Goldust kneefirst onto the barricade. He sends Goldust into the ring. Cesaro grabs the leg and drops an elbow. He drives an elbow into the knee. Tag to Sheamus. Sheamus drops a knee. He locks the leg and looks for a single leg boston crab. Goldust twists out and kicks out of it. Tag from Cesaro. He drops an elbow to the back of Goldust! Cesaro pulls Goldust and kicks the hamstring. Whip to Goldy into the corner, but Goldust drops. His knee is too damaged. Cesaro is happy with his work. He mocks Goldust. Goldust with a kick. Cesaro kicks back. He knocks Truth off the corner, Goldust looks for the slam, but he ca’nt and Cesaro uses the pressure to drop onto Goldust. Cover for 1..2..NO! Sharpshooter to Goldust, and it’s about to work, but Truth is in the ring and he kicks Cesaro, breaking the hold. Goldust goes for a tag, gets it. He’s in. Clothelsine. Another. Dropkick to Sheamus. Heel kick and a pin for 1..2…NO!!! Truth with a front face plant. Lie Detector. Cover for 1..2….NO!!!!

Cesaro is up! He’s in the corner. Truth with a splash in the corner, but Cesaro moves. He rolls Truth up! HOlds the jeans! Pin for 1..2….3!!!!

Winners: Cesaro and Sheamus
Sweet
Match Quality: ***1/2
Personal Enjoyment: ****
Total Rating: ***3/4

After the match, Sheamus and Cesaro beat down Truth and Goldust to celebrate. The hardyz have had enough. Cesaro and Sheamus wait for the Boyz. The Hardyz rush the ring, but Cesaro and Sheamus leave the ring. Hardyz are in the ring, calling out Sheamus and Cesaro, but The Euros ain’t down.

Match 6: Seth Rollins vs Samoa Joe
They start hot and heavy, with a bunch or rights, then immediately take the fight outside. Seth attacks Joe, as Joe tries to walk away. Chop to the chest. Another. Seth sends Joe into the barricade. Joe punches Seth right in the chest. He slams Seth into the apron then sends him into the ring. Joe with a headbutt. Right hand, and another, sending Seth into the corner. Seth drops Samoa Joe down hard! He grabs the head. Right hands to Joe. Joe tries to get to the ring, but Seth grabs him from behind and hits a right. Whip is reversed, and Seth hits the barricade hard. Joe breaks the count and heads back towards Seth to punih him. Joe sends Seth into the ring. Joe in, Seth tries to push him away, but Joe with the kicks! Another kick. Joe grabs Seth, hits some right hands. More. Joe witha whip to the corner. Joe runs right into a boot. Slingblade from Rollins. Cover for 1…Rope break. Seth with a chop. Another chop. Whip is reversed again, and Joe trucks Seth down hard. Joe with right hands directly to the head from above. Joe grabs Seth from behind and hits a headbutt. Seth blocks ar ight hand and hits one of his own. Joe hits one too. Back and forth. Seth gets the upperhand. He goes for a suplex, but Joe stops it. Joe hits one! Cover for 1..2…NO! Joe stomps. He grabs Seth by the head and lifts him up. Joe whips Seth to the corner. Back elbow to Joe. Seth on the 2nd rope. Blockbuster to Joe. Seth rushes the corner, Joe sends him over, Seth hits an elbow to the face. Seth looks to kick, but Joe grabs the leg. Joe escapes and does a unique drop toe hold thing to drop Seth to the outside.

We are back, and Joe has the upperhand. He lifts Seth up, but gets a chop for it. Snapmare into a huge chop to the chest, followed up by a kick! Elbow drop! Cover for 1..2…NO! Joe talks shit. He stares down Seth, Seth. Seth flies off the corner with a crossbody and a pin for 1..2…NO! Joe in the corner. Seth is up. He rushes the corner with an elbow. Joe with a chop. Powerslam to Seth! Pin for 1…2…NO! Joe grabs the hair of Seth and lifts him up. He hits an inverted atomic drop. Boot to the face and a senton. Cover for 1..2…NO! Joe grabs the hair of Seth, pulls him up, and locks him up under. Seth escapes, swings, locks the head. Seth with a Falcon Arrow. Joe hits a bunch of hands. Seth with kicks. He misses one. Joe with the clutch. Enziguri! Joe in the corner. Joe rushes the ocrner. Eats aboot. Seth up top. Joe with a punch. He grabs Seth off the corner. Seth grabs the turnbuckle. Rolls through and a pin for 1……2…NO! Kick to Joe! Cover again for 1..2…NO!!! Seth lifts Joe up. Seth pushes, Joe whips Seth into the corner, chest first into the post!

The ref sees and tries to fix it, but joe notices and tosses the cover. He grabs Seth. Head to head. Joe talks shgit. He sends Seth into the corner head first and the ref DQs him!

Winner: Seth Rollins via DQ
Not sure why I didn’t enjoy the first half, but it seemed a bit odd.
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: **2
Total Rating: **3/4

Joe sends Seth into the corner one more time, Seth bounces back, and Joe locks in the clutch! The ref screams for him to stop it, but JOe ain’t done. He says it’s over when he says its over.

Kurt Angle has, apparently, made the match of Ambrose vs Miz for the IC Title next week, and not at the upcoming PPV? Interesting.

We’re back to RAW after a break, and the beautiful Sasha is here! Alicia Fox is already in the ring.

Match 7: Sasha Banks vs Alicia Fox
Sasha and Alicia talk smack like they’re on WorldStar. Then they trade slaps before locking up via hair and attacking with rights. Alicia with a kick and a head slam to Sasha. She locks the head and works the arm then hits a Northern Lights. Pin for 1. No! Alicia goes for another cover but only gets 1. Knee to the back and a chinlock from behind. Sasha with rights. She hits the ropes. Tilt a whirl, but Sasha reverses and hits a crossbody. Pin for 1..2..NO! Head scissors to Alicia and Sasha hits a double knee in the corner. Sasha runs into a kick. Sasha holds onto Alicia, looks for the Backstabber. Alicia shoves herself into the corner. Alicia sits Sasha on the top turnbuckle.

Alicia grabs the head. Sasha shoves her down. Knees from the top rope!!! Cover for 1..2…..3!!!

Winner: Sasha Banks
Something very distracting was happening in the crowd, and it’s a damned shame cuz Sasha did work.
Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Cole and a recap show that Alicia may have had her shoulder up.

Match 8: Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose
Lockup to start. Wyatt sends Dean into the corner then rags him into the middle of the ring. Ambrose from behind, but Wyatt escapes and hangs upside down inh the corner, apparently freaking Dean out. Chops from Dean. Right hand and chop combo, but Bray hits a right. He chokes up Dean on the middle rope. Right hand to Ambrose. Wyatt attacks the mid section. Ambrose sends Wyatt over the top rope. Dean with a suicide dive. Dean slams Wyatt onto the barricade. Dean sends him back in the ring. Dean up top. Wyatt rushes the ring, Ambrose flies off, looks for Dirty Deeds, but Wyatt escapes then heads to the outside. He clocks Dean in the head. Dean hangs over the 2nd rope. Wyatt grabs the head, drags him out a bit, then suplexes him from there to the mat. In the ring, cover for 1..2…NO!

We are back, and Ambrose is escaping a hold. Wyatt hits the corner then splashes Ambrose hard. Cover for 1..2…NO! Wyatt with a kick to the back. Wyatt drops an elbow to the back of the head. Right hand, another. Ambrose hits one of his own, but gets kicked for it. DDT. Cover for 1…2..NO! Wyatt sits on Ambrose’s back and pulls back on the chin of Ambrose. Wyatt with a knee to the back of Ambrose. He pulls back on the chin of Ambrose. Ambrose witha jawbreaker. Right hand. Wyatt reverses. Back and forth with these two, but Wyat shoves Ambrose into the ropes. Ambrose bounces back and Wyatt hits a huge clothesline. Wyatt drags Ambrose to the corner. Wyatt on the 2nd rope. He goes for a senton, but Ambrose moves and Wyatt meets mat! Ambrose ducks a clothelsine, hits one of his own. Another. Ambrose with a whip. Clothesline to Wyatt. Ambrose bounces off the corner and hits an elbow, gets shoved, eats a right hand, then kicks Wyatt’s beard Ambrose to the top rope. He waits, but Wyatt rolls to the outside. Ambrose doesn’t care. He flies off anyways, and hits an axe handle to Wyatt below. Both men in the ring. Wyatt trucks Ambrose. Miz and Maryse, who were at the announcers table, decide to get a closer look of the match. Ambrose sends Wyatt into the corner then turns his attention to Miz and Maryse. Bray is there to go for Sister Abigail, but Dean escapes and rolls up for 1….NO! Bray with the Uranage and a pin for 1…2..NO! Wyatt with a throat check. He sends Dean to the top rope, seated. He hits a right. Wyatt shushes the crowd as they chant Randy Savage for some unknown reason. Wyatt locks up. Ambrose hits a right hand. He escapes the suplex attempt and hits a headbutt. Wyatt drops down. Ambrose flies…right into a hit from Bray! Ambrose doesn’t care! He sends Bray down hard! Outside, Miz grabs the IC Title and holds it high! Wyatt is there to attack, but Dean nearly hits Dirty Deeds. He gets sent inot the ropes. SUICIDE DIVE ONTO MIZZZ!! Wyatt to the outside. Ambrose sends him into the barricade. Ambrose sends him bac in the ring, but Miz from behind, uses the IC TItle and attacks Dean!! He smacks him a good one on the back.

Wyatt is there to pick him up and send Dean inside the ring. He covers. 1..2…NO!!! Ambrose kicks out. Wyatt lifts Bray. Sister Abigail and a pin for 1..2…3!!!

Winner: Bray Wyatt
Run of the mill, ey?
Match Quality: **1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **1/2
Total Rating: **1/2

The Miz announces Bray Wyatt as the winner, then heads into the ring to attack! He goes straight for the face. Miz grabs the IC title nearby. He says that next week, when he beats Dean, he won’t just be holding the title, he’ll be wearing it, and the whole world will look at him as the Intercontinental Champion, and simply say…..AWWWEEEEESSSSOOOMMMMMEEEEE

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