411’s WWE Smackdown Report 10.12.12
Welcome to 411’s LIVE WWE Smackdown Report 10.12.12
Championship Roll Call:
WWE Champion: CM Punk
World Champion: Sheamus
US Champion: Antonio Cesaro
IC Champion: The Miz
Unified Diva’s Champion: Eve
WWE World Tag Team Champions: Kane & Daniel Bryan
–Reminder, I do not rate matches that are under three minutes long…
-JBL and Josh Matthews are our announcers.
-It is SCIENCE TIME, as we will find out which was more powerful, Big Show’s KO punch or Sheamus’ Brogue kick. We have some sports science center set up, and Show and Sheamus get introduced. The equipment will measure their force per square inch of the brogue kick and the KO punch. Big Show refuses the challenge at first, but insists that his punches are strong. Sheamus does his deal and the brogue kick is measured at 1322, which they claim is twice that of a heavyweight boxer’s punch. Show continues to refuse to take the test, and Sheamus says not to worry, because proving the Brogue kick was stronger still wouldn’t be as embarrassing as his last title reign. Oh shit it on now son, Show punches and scores 1809. Show tells Sheamus that he will see him at Hell in a Cell. Tensai attacks Sheamus, and that’s going to lead to our first match…
As Tensai makes his entrance, Sheamus attacks him on the floor. They brawl and Tensai slams Tensai into the post. Into the ring they go and the match is officially started. Sheamus charges Tensai and starts to beat him down. To the corner, corner clothesline by Sheamus. Off the ropes and a back elbow by Tensai. Off the ropes and a chop block by Sheamus gets a cover for 1. Clubbing shots by Sheamus, shoulder blocs in the corner follow. A big clothesline by Tensai connects, and Sheamus is down. Suplex try countered by Sheamus, they make it to their feet and a double axe smash by Sheamus connects. Shoulder block in the corner, and then a knee lift by Sheamus. Sheamus then gets a powerslam for 2. Tensai battles back, and then gets a clothesline to level Sheamus. Misses the back splash, and then white noise connects for Sheamus. Brogue kick connects, and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Sheamus @ 4:00 via pin
-We get some footage of Del Rio attacking Orton after SmackDown ended two weeks ago, and hype for Orton’s return tonight. We see Del Rio in the back, yelling at Ricardo for being afraid of Orton. He then instructed Ricardo to find Orton.
-We now see Ricardo making his way around backstage. He heard hissing and was petrified but it was the Cobra not Viper. Santino told him he shouldn’t be afraid of the Viper’s bite, but instead be afraid of his RKO. Santino then hit him with the cobra.
-The Band (Slater, Mahal and McIntyre) cuts a promo, it was as exciting as it sounds.
Ryder and Mahal to begin. Dropkick by Ryder and a cover gets 2. Tag to Santino, bottom rope axe handle smash by Santino. Mahal with knees, but a hip toss counter by Santino. Misses the saluting head butt, and Mahal with a clothesline. Slater tags in, clothesline to Santino gets 2. he lays the boots to Santino, to the corner and rights and boots follow. Mahal lays some boots to Santino, tags in and he and Slater lay some more boots to Santino. Slater makes a cover for 2. Santino rolls and misses the tag, allowing Slater to keep control. Santino fights out, gets the tag and he runs wild on Slater. Missile dropkick connects, and then lands a corner forearm. Broski boot follows, and Mahal in to stop the pin. Santino and then Mahal tossed to the floor. Slater gets his front faceplant deal, and that us all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: The Band @ 4:00 via pin
-We see Dolph’s TOUT from earlier in the week, challenging Kane to a match tonight.
Ziggler tries to use his wrestling skills to begin, but he runs into an uppercut and rolls to the apron. Kane tries to attack, Ziggler uses his speed to avoid the shots and deliver rights to Kane. Off the ropes, Kane catches Ziggler who then slides away and lands a big right. Kane tosses him over the ropes, but Ziggler hangs on and skins the cat back in. So Kane tosses him, this time to the floor…
We are back from commercial and Ziggler gets a stuns Kane off the ropes, heads up top and almost jumps into a chokeslam, but fights out. They trade shots, and then Ziggler with a neck breaker. Repeated elbow drops from Ziggler, and a cover gets 2. Kane slams Ziggler to the corer, but Ziggler back with a dropkick. Ziggler misses a charge to the corner, and then a big clothesline connects for Kane, and he covers for 2. Another clothesline by Kane, and a cover gets 2. To the corner, clothesline again by Kane. He does the same thing again, and then connects with the side slam and a covers for 2. Kane up top, Ziggler crotches him and follows him up top. Kane battles back and knocks Ziggler to the mat. Vickie tries to distract Kane, Ziggler grabs the MITB case and hits Kane as he dives in with the clothesline.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Kane @ 10:00 via DQ
-Dolph tries to attack Kane, but eats an uppercut. Daniel Bryan hit the ring, and claimed to save Kane. Kane did not approve, they argued, and then Matt Striker decided it was time for an interview. He asked if their arguing would cost them the titles at Hell in a Cell. They stopped arguing, but didn’t answer. Striker then foolishly asked Bryan if he was the weak link, and got placed into the NO LOCK for his troubles. Kane helps Striker escape, and then chokeslams him. They argue with a NO & YES back and forth.
-Ricardo continues to search for Randy Orton. He thinks he hears him but instead finds Hornswoggle with a talking Brawling Buddy. Ricardo smashed it against the wall, because he’s gangster like that.
-The Miz came out to do commentary.
Kofi tries to avoid Show, uses his speed to lands some shots, and then levels Kofi with a right. Kofi then springboards in and bounces off Show. Chops by Show follow, and he just does not look impressed here. Kofi fights back with a boot to the face, another connects and Kofi up top. Missile dropkick connects for Kofi, and the boom drop follows. Trouble in paradise try by Kofi is blocked, and Show then nails him with the KO shot. Show covers and that is all.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Big Show @ 2:00 via pin
-Miz hit the ring and talked trash to Kofi, saying that he is right where he belongs, on his back. He said it was the story of Kofi’s life, always coming so close, only to come up short. Miz then says he would leave with his head held high, and title on his shoulder like it will be after he beats him on WWE Main Event this coming week.
-TOUTS are shown.
-Ricardo is in the back with Del Rio. They both get scared by Daniel Bryan’s shadow. Del Rio said everyone knew Bryan only had the tag title because of Kane. Bryan said the only reason Del Rio was talking to him now, was because Orton hadn’t found him yet. Bryan then reveals that Booker T has made a Bryan vs. Del Rio match for later tonight.
-Booker T meets with Teddy Long. Layla and Kaitlyn yap very loudly, quickly, and annoyingly. They said they had found a blonde wig. Teddy claimed that Aksana said she found a blonde wig in Eve’s bag. Eve came in and said she found a blonde wig in Long’s bag. DRAMA!
MOOD LIGHTING…ENGAGED! Leg kicks by Cara, spin kick follows and then the run up the ropes lucha arm drag. Sandow bails to the floor, and talks with Cody. Sandow back in, knee by Sandow connects and he works over Cara in the corner. Sandow lays the boots to Cara, hits the Russian leg sweep and then drops the elbow and covers for 2. Cara manages to counter with a jawbreaker, rights follow. Off the ropes and a back spring elbow by Cara connects. Head scissors follows, and Sandow to the apron. Springboard kick by Cara. Sandow to he floor, and Cara dives, but hits Cody instead. Cara to the apron, kick to Sandow lands. Cody tosses Cara to the floor, but the ref hits the floor and boots Cody! Cody is not pleased, and has to leave. Sandow is not happy about this either. Cara springboards in over the ref with a RANA into a roll up for the pin.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Sin Cara @ 2:30 via pin
-As Cody Rhodes charged into the ring, Sin Cara escaped to celebrate on the ramp.
-Bryan passed Kane in the hallways and told him that even if it seems he’s in trouble, he doesn’t want Kane to rescue him. Kane says not to worry about that.
Lock up to begin, to the corner and Del Rio looks for the arm bar. Rights by Bryan, snap mare and kicks to the back by Bryan gets a cover for 2. To the corner again, kicks by Del Rio and then chokes out Bryan. Bryan battles back with kicks in the corner, and Bryan now looks for the surfboard. He stomps down on the knees instead, and then covers for 2. Uppercuts by Bryan, more kicks follow. Back flip counter by Bryan and then levels Del Rio with a running kick. More kicks to a downed Del Rio, backs off and then hits the running kick to the chest of Del Rio. Del Rio to the corner, and Bryan misses the charging dropkick. Kicks from Del Rio now, and works the shoulder of Bryan in the ropes. Bryan up on the apron and Del Rio misses a charge and Bryan kicks him to the floor. Bryan misses the charge off of the apron, and Del Rio slams him shoulder first into the barricade.
We are back from a commercial and Del Rio hits a tilt a whirl back breaker and covers for 2. Del Rio keeps working the arm, Bryan escapes with kicks, misses the high kick but counters the arm bar and into the NO LOCK! Ricardo distracts the ref, and then Del Rio works towards the ropes and finally makes it. Bryan has to break, and then del Rio gets an arm breaker in the ropes to weaken Bryan. Back into the ring and Del Rio slams Bryan to the steel post. Arm breaker time, and Bryan struggles, but has to tap.
OFFICIAL RESULT: Alberto Del Rio @ 10:00 via submission
-Del Rio then claims that social media lied to everyone, and that Randy Orton wouldn’t be here tonight. We then see footage of Del Rio beating down Orton from a few weeks ago as well as Orton losing to Show on Smackdown. He said he was the new apex predator, and that Orton was simply a slimy garden snake. He adds that if Orton was actually here that he would take care of him, and then posed like Orton. Del Rio did the big flop down like Orton before an RKO, only to find he was lying down face to face with Orton. Ass whooping time for Del Rio. Ricardo makes the save before Orton can do too much damage. Orton then RKO’d Rodriguez on the announcer’s table as Del Rio ran away up the ramp. The table no sold the RKO, must have been made in Japan.