411’s WWE Smackdown Report 2.05.15

Welcome to 411’s WWE Smackdown Report 2.05.15
* We get highlights from Monday’s Raw.

* Miz TV kicked off the show. Miz and Sandow are still not on good terms, so Miz scolds him and makes him sit on the floor by the commentary team. Michael Cole immediately lies to us, saying that this week’s Miz TV is highly anticipated. No one anticipates Miz TV. Bryan came out first, and then Reigns’ music interrupted Miz’s announcing. Roman Reigns gives no fucks, so he Superman punched Miz right away. Fucking awesome. Reigns then made his intentions clear, that he wouldn’t allow Bryan to slide his way into his spot. Reigns went though 29guys to win the Rumble, and will go through one more to get to WrestleMania, to face Brock Lesnar and to win the title. Reigns said he would beat Bryan at Fast Lane, but he doesn’t think they should wait and challenges Bryan to fight right here, and now. They clear the ring of the set pieces, and both men look ready to go. Unfortunately for them, Seth Rollins and the goon squad made their way out to the stage. Rollins has the biggest smile on his face, but then says he has to ruin the party. He has a bone to pick with both of them. He is pissed at Bryan because he got screwed on Raw, and the one that screwed him was Roman Reigns, who he calls a coward since he wouldn’t face him one on one. Rollins then announces that Bryan will face J&J security tonight. Bryan laughed this off, but then Rollins announced that he would be involved as well, making this a 3 on 1 handicap match.

* Miz was backstage with Renee Young. An angry Miz said he was challenging Roman Reigns to a match tonight. Nice knowing you dude.

Dolph Ziggler and Ryback vs. Goldust and Stardust: Dolph Ziggler and Ryback and new besties since the Authority fired them, what a time to bond. Eating grilled chicken breast salads at Panera, getting wine advice from Erick Rowan, party animals. Ryback and Stardust to begin. Stardust and Goldust got the “already in the ring jobbers” entrance. Ryback over powers Stardust to begin, he then catches Stardust and tags in Ziggler. A dropkick connects and Ziggler covers for 2. Tag back to the Big Guy, slam by Ryback and then to the 2nd rope. Ryback hits a splash and covers for 2. Tag to Ziggler, off the ropes and a double back elbow to Stardust. They ten both strut, and Ziggler with an elbow drop, Ryback with the splash and the cover for 2. Stardust bails to the floor, talks with Goldust and heads back into the ring. Ryback misses a corner charge and posts himself as we head to a commercial…

Back from commercial as Goldust is in and he and Stardust are in control, beating down Ryback. Rights by Goldust follows, Ryback is able to rush him to the corner, but Stardust tags in and lays the boots to Ryback. He works over Ryback a bit, tag back to Goldust who works a front face lock. Ryback battles back, knocks Stardust to the floor and then tosses Goldust to the floor. Ryback looks for a tag, but Goldust tags in Stardust. Up top and leaps off, but Ryback catches him with a right to the gut. Ryback crawls and gets the tag. Ziggler is the old house of fire, works over Stardust and knocks Goldust to the floor. An elbow drop connects and then gets the cover for 2. After a few counters, Ziggler hits the DDT on Stardust and covers for 2. Stardust hits the disaster kick and Goldust calls for the tag, and makes the mistake of calling him Cody. Stardust tags out and then leaves the ring. Superkick by Ziggler, tag to Ryback and the shell shock will finish this off.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Dolph Ziggler and Ryback @ 7:40 via

* We get the Black History Month video on Ernie Ladd.

* Axel is out and asks if we want to change history. He was never eliminated from the Rumble, and says he should be headlining WrestleMania. He asks us to join the AxelMania movement. Ambrose makes his way to the ring.

Dean Ambrose vs. Curtis Axel: Axel attacks at the bell and takes Ambrose to the corner, laying in rights. Ambrose battles back with ton of punches, rakes Axel’s face off the ropes and then hits a lariat and mounted rights. Axel fights back with clubbing shots in the corner and then slams Ambrose to the mat. Axel tosses Ambrose to the floor and works him over at the announce table. Ambrose back with a clothesline and then tosses Axel back in. Ambrose with a bulldog, and heads up top. Axel catches Ambrose with the boot on the way down, but Ambrose back with the jawbreaker lariat. Dirty deeds connects for Ambrose and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Dean Ambrose @ 2:50 via pin

* Post match Barrett appears on the TRON, and he has BREAKING NEWZ via the BNZ, Bad News Zone. He says that Ambrose is trying to be relevant by challenging him, but Ambrose is too much of a lunatic to get a title shot against him.

* The Rosebuds didn’t catch Rose on the trust fall, as they all fell down. Rose got pissed and attacked them for embarrassing him. He kicked the hot dog right in the onions, the bastard.

Fandango vs. Adam Rose: Fandango pulls Rose in the ring and then double legs him and beats him down. Chops follow, and then off the ropes and a back elbow by Fandango connects. Rose reverses an Irish whip, and looks to take control. A clothesline connects, and he kicks Fandango down on the apron. They both go to the apron and Rose hits a back suplex onto the apron. Back in they go, Rose yells at the Rosebuds, and then Fandango gets a roll up for 2. Leg lariat for Fandango follows, he heads up top, hits the big leg drop and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Fandango @ 2:15 via

* Miz calls out Reigns, and here he comes.

Roman Reigns vs. The Miz: Miz attacks Reigns before the bell and slams him to the ring steps. The ref checks on Reigns, and Reigns says he is ready to go so the bell sounds. Miz attacks right away, Reigns is able to battle back with a clothesline and then lays the boots to Miz in the corner. Head butts by Reigns follow, off the ropes and a boot by Miz but Reigns takes him down with a shoulder block. Miz rolls to the floor, he yells at Sandow and then Reigns hits a clothesline on the floor. Back into the ring they go, knee by Reigns connects and as he charges Miz, he runs into a knee. Miz with punches to Reigns, and then a boot to the head, the cover gets 2. Miz rakes the eyes and then applies a lazy camel clutch. Reigns works to his feet, body shots to Miz, but Miz hits the back breaker/neck breaker combo and covers for 2. He then chokes out Reigns in the ropes, and then gets a cover for 2. Miz then works a chinlock, grounding Reigns. Reigns again fights to his feet, off the ropes and a knee to the gut by Miz takes Reigns down. Miz charges, but Reigns hits a clothesline to take him down. Corner clothesline by Miz follows and another, short armed clothesline also connects. Miz counters the Samoan drop, looks for a DDT but Reigns blocks it and then gets the Samoan drop into a flapjack. Reigns sets, Superman punch to Miz. Spear by Reigns, and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Roman Reigns @ 6:02 via pin

* We get highlights of Rusev destroying Rowan on Raw. John Cena proved he was a horrible friend by not helping Rowan.

Non-Title Match: Champion Rusev vs. Erick Rowan: Rusev charges at the bell, and the big men start CLUBBERIN right away. Big boot by Rowan, slams Rusev to the corner and then shoots Rusev off the ropes and hits a big shoulder block. Rusev tries to take a powder, Rowan chases and tosses him right back in. Corner splash by Rowan connect, but he then runs into a huge leg lariat from Rusev, the cover gets 2. Rusev starts to lay in the boots to the ribs of Rowan, and then drops some 12 to 6 elbows to the head and shoulders. Rusev then works a half nelson; Rowan is able to work to his feet and hits a back elbow. Rusev stops the big boot, but runs into a Polish hammer. Big hip toss by Rowan, to the second rope and leaps in with an elbow strike. Corner clothesline and mounted rights follow for Rowan, but Rusev sneaks out and kicks the leg of Rowan, sending him to the mat. Rusev connects with the superkick, RUSEV CRUSH! He applies the accolade, and Rowan has to tap.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Rusev @ 3:24 via submission

* Rusev celebrates and holds the US Title high post match.

* Highlights of the Bellas assaulting Paige with spray tan on Raw.

* Paige is with Renee Young. She admits to being embarrassed on Raw, he knows she is pale and is not like all of the other divas. She’s also not a conformist, and when she beats Nikki for the title, the Bellas will be the ones embarrassed.

Paige vs. Alicia Fox: This is a return match from Raw. Paige attacks Fox right away and pummels her with punches. She is not pleased with Miss Fox. Off the ropes and Fox hits the tilt a whirl back breaker, and covers for 2. The Bellas watch on from backstage as Fox tosses Paige to the floor. It looked as if it sucked. Paige beats the count back in, Fox works the arm and hits the northern lights suplex and that gets 2. Chinlock applied by Fox, Paige works to her feet and elbows out and then hits some clotheslines. Dropkick follows for Paige, superkick then connects. Paige then applies the scorpion cross lock and Fox taps.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Paige @ 2:20 via submission

* Natalya is with the married Usos for their double date. Kidd is late, and then shows up with Cesaro to kill the vibe. Kidd is a dick and then Cesaro tries to steal some food. Kidd then treats Natalya like shit, which pisses off Naomi so she stands up to him. Kidd dumps the table over and Cesaro lays out Jimmy. Natalya then says they ruined everything.

* They hype Triple H’s face-to-face confrontation with the vigilante Sting at Fast Lane.

* Bray Wyatt cuts a promo from backstage. He says a man is defined by his actions, but he is no man. He is everywhere and everything, he is the reaper. What makes you think that you are immune to him? Maybe you think your since do not count, but you are blinded by pride and the devil is knocking on your door. He just wants you to come home, to let him in, let him in. Let me in.

25.00 Handicap Match: Daniel Bryan vs. Seth Rollins, Joey Mercury, and Jamie Noble: Bryan starts off by laying in some kicks to Mercury, which he did not appreciate. Rollins gives him some advice, and then Bryan just takes him down. Mercury gets the ropes, and Bryan breaks. Tag to Noble, lock up and Bryan works the arm. To the corner and kicks by Bryan follow. Off the ropes and a knee by Bryan takes Noble down. Bryan works the arm, takes Noble down and stomps on the arm. Bryan locks in an arm bar, but Noble gets to the ropes for the break. He takes a powder, and then tags in Rollins. Rollins talks trash, lock up and Bryan works a hammerlock. Elbow by Rollins, off the ropes and a dropkick by Bryan. He covers for 2. Rollins then rushes Bryan to the corner, he fights his way out but Rollins drops him with a back elbow and then a neck breaker. Noble tags back in, lays the boots to Bryan and then hits a clothesline and a leg drop. Bryan takes him down, Noble gets the ropes and then kicks Bryan away. Rights by Bryan, kicks in the corner and then goes for the shotgun dropkick, but Rollins pulls him out of the way and Bryan crashes and burns. Rollins pulls him to the floor, and slams him to the barricade as we head to a commercial…

Back from commercial as Rollins hits a German on Bryan and is in control, dancing around a bit like Brock Lesnar. Another German from Rollins, and says that this is what it’s like to face Lesnar. Mercury tags in, elbow drop and a cover for 2. Noble then tags in, elbow drops to Bryan and then he dances a bit and then lays in some kicks. Mercury tags back in, dropkick connects and Mercury covers for 2. Rollins tags in, works over Bryan and tells him that he will not make it to Fast Lane. Rollins targets the neck of Bryan, and then works a neck crank. Bryan gets to his feet, elbows out and they collide as both tried for a cross body. Both men are down here, they struggle to their feet and rights by Bryan follow. Rollins then whips him to the corner, and lays the boots to him. Noble and Mercury are in, they go for a top rope powerbomb with Rollins, but he gets a RANA on Rollins. Bryan fights back, suicide dive to Rollins. Stuns Mercury off the ropes, heads up top and dropkicks J&J. Kip up, and then kicks to J&J who are on their knees. Rollins sneaks in, tries a German, Bryan lands on his feet and tosses Rollins and Noble. Sidekick to Mercury, knocks Rollins to the floor and then gets the YES lock on Mercury for the win.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Daniel Bryan @ 12:30 via

* Bryan celebrated on the ramp, but then Kane attacked him from behind.

Close enough. Kane takes him back to the ring and they beat him down. Kane then hits two choke slams on Bryan, and then Rollins hit the curb stomp to stand tall…

* End Scene.

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