411’s WWE Smackdown Report 9.19.14

Welcome to 411’s WWE Smackdown Report 9.19.14

Match times are not exact.

Roman Reigns vs. Rusev will main event tonight’s show. I’m pretty sure we all have a good idea how that will end.

WAR USOS! By the power of Samoa Jey Uso is HEALED!

Goldust and Stardust cut a mini-box power. They will be getting the cosmic key, oh yes, they will be getting the cosmic key…

Stardust vs. Jimmy Uso
Lock up, to the corner and Jimmy battles back with chops. A clothesline connects, gets a go behind and to the ropes they go. Stardust with a head butt, but Jimmy connects with a kick to the gut and then an uppercut. Stardust fires back and hits with a neck breaker and then lays the boots to Jimmy. Stardust works over Jimmy, rips his shirt off and then hits the dropdown uppercut. Stardust charges in, eats a boot from Jimmy and then Jimmy misses a superkick. Series of counters, Stardust counters another superkick, another series of counters and the third time is the charm as Jimmy finally connects with the superkick to score the win.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Jimmy Uso @ 2:08 via pin

Post match, Goldust hit the ring and ate a double superkick, leaving he and brother Stardust down and out.

Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler w/R Truth vs. The Miz and Cesaro w/Sandow
Yes the stunt doubles are still around. Ziggler and Cesaro to begin, they lock up and work for position. Side headlock takedown by Ziggler, into the head scissors by Cesaro escapes into his own side headlock. Off the ropes, shoulder block by Cesaro, who then mocks the Ziggler hip swivel dance. He goes back to the side headlock, off the ropes, counters and Cesaro cuts off a sunset flip and pulls Ziggler up into a press slam. Ziggler escapes that and hits a dropkick. Miz then distracts Ziggler, allowing Cesaro to hit a tilt a whirl back breaker for 2. Miz tags in and hits a kick to the face of Ziggler, and covers for 2. Miz in control, looks for a suplex by Ziggler manages a small package for 2. He then connects with the neck breaker, but then misses the fameasser. Miz then hits the neck breaker combo and covers for 2.

~commercial time~
Back from commercial as Miz connects with the corner clothesline, and then heads up top. Off the top with a double axe handle and a cover gets 2. Tag to Cesaro, and he cuts off Ziggler. He holds on now and looks for a possible tag to Miz, to the corner now and a big boot by Ziggler. Cesaro had cut off Ziggler, but Ziggler then connects with a tornado DDT and both men are down. Tags to Sheamus and Miz. Sheamus in and kicks ass all over the ring. Sheamus with the 10-beats in the ropes on Miz, and then hits the Finlay roll and covers for a close 2. off the ropes, boot by Miz, but then Sheamus hits the Irish curse and gets 2 as Cesaro makes the save. Cesaro and Ziggler to the floor, Sheamus hits a slam on Miz and Sandow gets involved. He escapes the 10-beats, but Truth takes him out on the floor. DDT by Miz to Sheamus and a cover gets 2. Miz sets for the end, Truth distracts him and then Ziggler sneaks in and hits a superkick on Miz. Brogue kick connects from Sheamus and that is all. Miz eating the loss three days before his PPV title match is so WWE these days.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler @ 10:22 via pin

Highlights of recent shenanigans with Adam Rose’s Bunny.

Adam Rose vs. Heath Slater
Quick right by Slater to begin as he takes control on Rose and talks trash along with Titus as he works over Rose in the corner. Rose back with a boot, up top, high cross lands and Rose covers for 2. Rose works a side headlock, but Slater with the belly to back suplex connects to break that up. Slater works over Rose as Titus cheers him on. Slam by Slater, to the second rope and then eats a boot as he leaps off the ropes. Small package by Rose gets 2. Slater then misses a corner splash, clotheslines by Rose follow. Spinebuster by Rose connects, hits a corner splash and then works over Slater hockey fight style. Titus trips up Rose, allowing Slater to cover for two. The Bunny is in and hits a slingshot plancha onto Titus, party foul by Rose and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Adam Rose @ 3:03 via pin

We get a video package from Raw’s main event angle, where Mark Henry tried (and failed) to Rally America.

Renee Young interviewed Lana and Rusev. I’m pretty sure Lana talked about cock, but there was no translation. Rusev them discussed dinner I can assume, as I heard “yummy” in there somewhere. Hey, this is what you get when they don’t offer translation.

Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Erick Rowan vs. Big Show and Los Matadores w/Torito
Rowan and Show to begin, or so it seemed as they went too commercial and came back with an Matadore and Rowan in the ring. Sunset flip try by the Matadore, stopped and tosses to the corner. Tries a high cross, caught and Rowan gets the sack of shit slam. Bray tags in and lays the boots to the Matadore, a snap suplex follows and then the running back splash. Tag to Harper, beats down the Matadore and covers for 2. They then trade forearms, and a roll up by the Matadore gets 2. Michel Cole is completely fucking useless here as he is obsessed with the bathing habits of Luke Harper. Rowan tagged in a Cole discussed bathing habits, and Show also got a tag. He walked semi-quickly and wildly with clotheslines, but then got cut off with the chop block. Bray tagged in and beat Show down for a while, tagged din Harper who laid the boots to the giant. Gator roll on Show, Show tries to fight back but Harper hits a dropkick and tags in Rowan, who covers for 2. Tosses Show to the floor, Wyatt tags in and brawls with Show on the floor. Show tries to get in the ring for a tag, but gets cut off and Harper gets tagged back in. Chinlock applied as Harper tries to keep Show down, but he gets to his feet and hits the belly to back suplex to break and BOTH men are down. Show up, climbs the ropes and does the Vader bomb, but Harper had rolled to the floor. Tag to Bray, Harper takes out a Matadore and Bray tries to keep Show down, with another headlock. Show again uses a belly to back suplex to escape, both men down, tag to a Matadore. Top rope judo chop follows. Spinning back elbow as well as he runs wild. Drop toehold to Wyatt, off the ropes but Wyatt wipes him out with the cross body. Brawling on the floor by the others now, Harper posts Show but the in ring Matadore hits a suicide dive onto him. Up top, he jumps over Bray, but then runs right into sister Abigail and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Erick Rowan @ 8:33 via pin

Baby girl Renee Young interviewed Roman reigns. Reigns doesn’t care who is opponents are of where they come from, because he’ll bring the fight to them.

AJ is out for commentary.

Non-Title Match: Paige © vs. Nikki Bella
Paige told Nikki that she didn’t want involved with her sister drama, and shoved Nikki. Nikki shoved her back and they brawled. Paige then slammed her to the corner, back elbow by Nikki and then a jump kick off the ropes connects. Nikki then tries to rip out Paige’s hair, and then kneed her to the floor. Nikki tossed her back into the ring, but then took her time getting back in and ate a knee from Paige. Back into the ring they go, and Paige works a body lock and works a choke. Nikki escapes, because Paige has a shitty guard, but Paige connects with a sidekick and then misses a clothesline, and Nikki hits one and then hits a backdrop. Face buster by Nikki and a cover gets 2. Kick to the face by Paige, Paige-turner follows and that is all. Glad the champion won a singles match, but Nikki eating the loss three days before her PPV title match is so WWE these days.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Paige @ 3:00 via pin

Post match, AJ gets the title and taunts Paige with it. She enters the ring and cradles it like a baby. Paige tries to take the title, and then loser Nikki steals it and tries to stand tough. She then attacks both ladies with the title and stands tall, because wins and loses do not matter in WWE, only the final image and what music gets played.

We get highlights of the Swagger vs. Dallas feud.

Bo Dallas vs. Jack Swagger
Swagger attacks at the bell, rushing Dallas to the corner and the ref makes him break. Lock up, to the ropes and the ref makes Swagger break again. Dallas slaps Swagger and then runs. They play chase around the ring, and Swagger nails him with a clothesline. Swagger then slams Dallas off of the announce table and rolls him back in. Dallas cuts him off as he re-enters the ring, and then hits a neck breaker. Dallas covers for 1. Side headlock by Dallas now, Swagger escapes but rights by Dallas stop that. To the corner, big boot by Swagger, charges for the corner Swagger bomb and connects. Dallas then runs away to the floor, back in and Swagger catches him with the ankle lock but has to break. Dallas stuns the arm of Swagger off the ropes, and then the Bo-Dog connects and scores the win with WWE 50/50 booking.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bo Dallas @ 2:45 via pin

Bo did his victory lap and then noted post match that Jack has lost his swagger, and said he shouldn’t end up like Colter. He knows Swagger is a slow learner, and as he was about to tell Swagger to “Bo-lieve” Swagger kicked him in the face.

Recap of Monday’s John Cena/Paul Heyman/Brock Lesnar angle.

Mark Henry was with Renee Young. Henry felt good about what happened on Raw, but he still thinks back to losing to a Russian in the Olympics two times. At night of Champions, he will win for himself, his fans and his country. He then stated that he would crush Rusev.

Roman Reigns vs. Rusev
Back on July 11th, these men faced off in the main event of Smackdown. They got seven minutes and went to a DQ finish; lets see what happens tonight! Lock up, to the ropes they go and then they battles and tumble all the way to the floor. Leg kicks by Rusev, but a big uppercut follows for Reigns. Back in the ring they go, hard kicks by Rusev and then clubbing shots to the back follow. Body shots by Rusev, and then head butts follow. Never head butt a Samoan dude. Rusev then applies a bear hug. Reigns works elbow strikes to escape, does and slams Rusev to the corner. Off the second rope and Reigns connects with the clothesline, he looks to follow up, off the ropes but Rusev lays him out with the leg lariat…

~commercial time~
Back from commercial as Rusev is back to working the bear hug, taking Reigns down to the mat. Reigns fights to his feet, knees by Rusev and then a shoulder block in the corner. Reigns battles back, but misses the Superman punch, but is able to rebound with a clothesline and both men are down. To their feet, they battle back and forth and then Reigns hits the Samoan drop. Corner clothesline by Reigns follow and then a clothesline off the ropes, Reigns covers for 2. Rights and boots by Reigns, to the floor and hits the apron dropkick on Rusev. He sets in the corner now, but Rollins is out. he distracts Reigns, allowing Rusev to hit a superkick on Reigns. Rusev then looks for the accolade, but Reigns doesn’t even let it get applied and slams Rusev to the mat. Rollins up top, leaps off and Reigns moves, so Rollins ended up hitting Rusev with the MITB case for the DQ finish.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Rusev @ 8:00 via DQ

Reigns tosses Rollins to the floor, and then Superman punches Rusev. Rollins and Reigns brawl on the floor and roll over the announce table as they continue their fight. Reigns tosses Rollins into the crowd and Reigns chases as Rollins bails.

Back in the ring, Rusev is announced the winner via DQ and Lana raises his hand in victory. Mark Henry then heads out to the ring, and then reveals a giant American flag as some patriotic music plays. Henry then hits the ring and Rusev takes control and beats him down. The chants of USA ring out, Henry battles to his feet and says, AMERICA… FUCK YEAH,” and his the world’s strongest slam. Because America, that’s why.

End scene.

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