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Happy Fourth of July, people of America! I’m a tad bit late, and join the show with Kevin Owens tossing a bunch of crap around. He’s covered in food of sorts, and it appears this Canadian is none too happy about the holiday.
Recap of opening segment courtesy of J&J Security Tag Title Run:
On the precipice of a special Monday Night Raw, a food fight erupts backstage. Too bad Kevin Owens had such a pickle up his ass at the end. Batman didn’t show up but Summer Rae’s long legs and Maryse’s cleavage made guest appearances.
Lillian gets to sing the National Anthem for the crowd and those at home. She does a great job, as expected…
Just as Lillian joins in with the crowd chanting USA, Rusev breaks the celebration quickly, and heads down the ramp.
Titus comes out as an Uncle Tom Sam.
Match 1: United States Championship Match
Titus O’Neil vs Rusev
Lock up to start, and Rusev gets the upperhand, boxing Titus into the corner. Stomps send Titus into the seated position. Whip to the corner, Titus hops over. Body slam to Rusev. Titus tosses Rusev across the ring like nothing, then hits a hard right to the chest. A chop to the hchest. Another toss across the ring to Rusev. Titus runs into a kick, and Rusev locks up from behind. Side toss over the top rope to the outside. Rusev sends Titus into the steps on the outside then mad dogs the ref. He gets back in the ring at 5. Titus is in at 8. Rusev locks the head, but Titus attacks the midsection. He hits the ropes and eats a dropkick from Rusev. Pin for 1..2..NO! Rusev with a cravat from behind, dropping Titus to a knee. Titus escapes and hits a knee to the gut. Again. One more, but Rusev hits one of his own. Rusev with a hard right .Tuitus hits one, but Rusev no sells it and gets the upperhand. he hits the ropes, but Titus hits a hard ass shoulder tackle. Right clothesline. Big ass Boot to Rusev. Titus with a bark and a splash in the corner! He sets up for a powerbomb, stalls, Rusev floats off, hits the ropes. Powerslam by Titus! Clash of the TItus! Pin for 1..2….NO! Titus was a little loose on that pin. Titus grabs at Rusev, but Rusev escapes. Titus tries to attack the back, but the ref backs Titus off. Rusev takes advantage with a kick to the head of Titus. Another one! Rusev with a stomp.
Rusev locks in The Accolade! Titus is fighting, but because he remembers that he’s black and facing Rusev, so he eventually taps!
Winner: Rusev
Poor Titus all clunky and stuff.
Match Quality: *1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: *3/4
Rusev telling me to celebrate with my hamburgers and little weenies is awesome. He says to celebrate for Rusev, and happy birthday to America.
The Social Outcasts are here, and Heath is all wrapped up due to Kane and Big Show chokeslamming him. Bo says that they are dressed as Minutemen from the Revolutionary War because….
YAS!!! ENZO AND CASS ARE HERE TO save the day!
HOW YOU DOIN!?
Enzo introduces himself for us, and it’s really something you can’t teach.
Enzo says it’s the 4th of July, so it’s only right that he and Big Cass give a little star spangled banter. After all, they’re stars, they take meteor showers, howyadoin, and they’re here to rain on the parade of Social Outcasts. They’re about to get presidentially ditched. Enzo lists some presidents for us, with a HOWYADOIN in between them all. In fact, I think he lists them all. I’ll be damned. He then says they would all be insulted if they were looking at what he’s looking at in the ring right now. Cass tells Zo that this was really impressive. He had a whole Paul Revere thing to do, but instead he’ll just use one word to describe The Social Outcasts!
Match 2: Enzo and Cass vs The Social Outcasts
Bo is wrestling in full minutemen gear, it appears. He slams Enzo in the corner and hits a knee, some rights, and tags in Axel. Axel stomps and tags in his partner. Bo sends Enzo into a big kick by Axel after a tag. Cover for 1..2…NO! Axel with a cravat from behind, then slams down Enzo. Axel marches a bit then hops to the 2nd rope. He drops down with an elbow, but misses. Enzo gets a tag to Cass. Tag to Bo. Hard clothesline, splash in the corner to Axel. Body slam to Bo. Cass hits the ropes. Empire Elbow! Cass sends Axel over the top rope into Slater. Bo tries for a go behind, but Cass turns and hits a Big Boot.
Tag to Enzo. Enzo on the top rope. BOOMSHAKALACKA! Pin for 1…2…3!!!
Winner: Enzo and Cass
I just want to have drinks with Enzo
Match Quality: *
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: *1/2
We are joined by Charlotte and Dana. She calls Sasha Banks jealous, and cuts a pretty standard horrible promo.
Sasha eventually comes out, thank sweet baby Jesus. She wants to break off some truth with Charlotte. She has accomplished a lot this year, but she has never beaten Sasha Banks. She tells Charlotte to back her little biatch up before Sasha knocks her out again. Sasha says the truth is staring at Charlotte, when she steps in the ring with Charlotte, she will dominate her. Charlotte says Sasha isn’t even in the conversation. Sasha says she IS the conversation.
Charlotte wants to know what “The Boss” even means. Charlotte says she’s been champ for nearly a year, which makes her the legit boss. Truth hurts, guys.
Sasha….GOT DAMN….
Sasha says Charlotte wishes it was that easy. A boss fights for what she believes in not cuz it’s handed to her. She says a boss will throw it down anywhere and any time and THIS BOSS right here, THE BOSS is telling Charlotte now that her reign is over.
Dana tries to attack, but Sasha hits a right elbow and hits Charlotte a good one, too. She kicks Dana out, and eats a big boot. Sasha goes for The Bank Statement, but Dana is there to help.
Sasha needs a little work on her promos, but she’s got that fire man…
The Miz is here to complain about the food fight. He wants to dedicate his match to his beautiful wife, who just so happens to celebrate St John Baptist Day. Miz gives Maryse a little peck as Ambrose makes his way out.
Match 3: Champion vs Champion Match
Dean Ambrose vs The Miz
Ambrose with a go behind. Miz breaks it and locks in a side headlock. Whip to the ropes, and Miz hits a shoulder tackle. Arm drag by Ambrose and a body slam. He chops Miz into the ropes. Miz with a kick to the chest, but Ambrose ducks a right and clotheslines Miz to the outside. Ambrose with a dive over the top rope atop of Miz. Ambrose sends Miz to the barricade, stomach first. Side Russian Leg Sweep into the barricade. Ambrose breaks the count and heads back to attack Miz. Miz is able to reverse and drop Ambrose atop the barricade, then knocking him into the timekeepers area.
We are back, and Miz hits a hard kick in the corner. He dropkicks the knee of Ambrose, and it looks like that’ll be the focal point for the match. Miz kicks the knee again, then stomps it. Miz grabs the knee, looks to drop it on his oiwn, but Ambrose rolls him up for 1..2..NO! Ambrose with a chop, another, one more. He misses a dropkick and MIz locks in the Figure Four real quick! Ambrose eventually gets to the ropes, though! Miz escapes, and kicks Ambrose down. Ambrose is able to send Miz back to the outside, though! Miz back in! Rights, goes for the neckbreaker.backbreaker combo, but Ambrose escapes and hits a running clothesline. Ambrose bounes off the corner. Hard forearm in the corner. Ambrose sits Miz up on the top rope then goes under the arm. He holds the underwear, Miz with a right hand and a headbutt. Miz on the top, flies off, runs into a boot! Ambrose goes for Dirty Deeds, but Miz counters, goes for Figure Four, but Ambrose with a roll up! Pin for 1…2..NO! Miz with a right, Ambrose bounces off the ropes. Clothesline! Miz rolls to the outside. Ambrose stands. Suicide Dive to the outside into The Miz!!! Ambrose gets to the top rope. He flies off. KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! Full Nelson, but Ambrose slips out, goes for a rollup. Pin for 1..2..NO! KICK to the face to Ambrose!
Miz goes to attack. Dirty Deeds outta nowhere! Pin for 1…2…3!!
Winner: Dean Ambrose
Leave it to The Miz to have a good ass match.
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: ***
Total Rating: ***
Immediately after Ambrose’s match, Seth Rollins comes out. They meet halfway down the ramp and go opposite ways.
As Rollins gets preapred in the ring, Ambrose runs down the ramp, looking ot attack. Instead, he exits the rings and sits ringside with commentary.
^^^^^^ Hmmmmmmmmmmm ^^^^^
Match 4: Seth Rollins vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler shoots for the legs, gets one. But Seth locks up against the ropes, breaking the hold. Ziggler goes for the leg again. Rollins tries to escape, but Ziggler locks up from behind. He turns it into a pin for 1..2..NO! Rollins rolls to the outside. Test of strength. GO behind by Rollins. Ziggler turns into it, locks the leg, drops Rollins down to his shoulders and pins for 1. Ziggler again with a pin for 1. Ziggler one more time! He gets 2. Rollins is super frustrated, and rolls to the outside. Test of strength again but Rollins drops Ziggler with a kick and starts stomping Ziggler down. Right hands to Ziggler. Rollins with a body slam in the center of the ring. Rollins hits the ropes, hops over Ziggler, hops under Ziggler, over again, and eats a dropkick! Ziggler goes for a Superkick, but Rollins rolls to the outside yet again. Ziggler follows this time, circles the ring, and hops on the apron. Hangman to Rollins. Ziggler hops to the top rope, but Rollins with an Enziguri!
Back, after a break, and Ziggler has a pin on Rollins for 1…2..NO! Rollins turns to ziggler, sets up for a Pedigree, posibly, but Ziggler gets up hi, hits the corner, a clothesline. Splash in the corner. Neckbreaker. Scream of intense agony! Elbow drop to Rollins. Pins for 1…2..NO! Ziggler is calling for the Superkic, but Rollins side steps, kicks the midscection, goes for a kick of his own, but Ziggler grabs a leg and pins for 1..2..NO! Rollins with a Superkick! Pin for 1…2…..NO!! OoooooOOooOOOoOoO!! Rollins rolls to the apron. He stands, waits for Ziggler to stand up. Seth with a springboard, lands on his feet, Ziggler grabs the head and goes for the DDT, but Seth sends Ziggler over and down! Ziggler pulls the arm leg out of a Pedigree try! SUPERKICK! Pin for 1…2…..NO!!!!!
Ziggler looks for a Zig Zag off the ropes, but Rollins sends Ziggler flying back by holding on. Rollins turns. Kick. Pedigree! Pin for 1..2….3!!!
Winner: Seth Rollins
Nice!
Match Quality: ***1/2
Personal Enjoyment: ***1/2
Total Rating: ***1/2
Rollins leaves the ring, gets atop the Spanish Announce Table, then grabs a mic and says that this is how it’s done. Unlike “THE GUY,” Rollins needs no controversy. He works harder than ANY OF US could ever imagine, and he won’t have Reigns tarnish his legacy. Rollins calls Reigns’ career a joke, and says he needs to be taken out of the Triple Threat so he can get his rightful one on one rematch. Reigns shouldnt even be in the draft. The worst part about it is that he’s supposed to be a role model for everyone here. Guess what…you’re just like him; always cutting corners, cheating and lying to get to the promise land, and none of us have worked a day in their lives.
Behind Seth, Ambrose gets on the table with a mic. He shakes his head at Seth, and Seth calls Ambrose the lunatic here, not Seth. The title is his life, and Ambrose stole that from him. He laid out Ambrose last week because he can, because he’s that good. He’s going to beat Ambrose and Reigns at Battleground, and he’s going to take back his title.
Ambrose says, “Nah….” he tells Rollins he can have it now, then tosses the belt at Rollins and lays in with the right hands. He drops down to the ground and slams Seth into the table, then tosses him gingerly across the SAT. Ambrose hops on, sets up. DIRTY DEEDS ON THE TABLE!!!
CONTEST TIME!!!!
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Michael Cole talks about Cena for a bit, then is interrupted by a Wyatt promo. Wyatt says the power of positivity doesn’t really exist. Pain is a reality, a constant. It’s a place where lost souls are found. A sanctuary for the damned. This is where they come from, and they want to formally invite New Day to join them. He will deliver them the truth. The power of positivity is a fairy tale, a myth, a joke, something only kids and fools can believe. Fear is real. Wyatt says the water is fine – to join them.
Baron Corbin still doesn’t matter.
EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!
It’s Vickie!!! She said Excuse Me! She is here tonight because she is a former GM of RAW and Smackdown, and since Smackdown begins Tuesday, July 19, it is in need of an experienced COO. While Shane and Steph are handling RAW, Smackdown cannot be lead by a people pleasing moron like Long, a corporate suit like Johnny Ace. Smackdown live needs a woman like her who has the experience and knowledge to back it up. Tonight, she is officially submiting her name as COO. So WWE Universe, make your voices heard. Let the world know that WE believe in her to lead Smackdown live! Tweet #VICKIERUNSSMACKDOWNLIVE
Security is out to drag Vickie out. She smacks one of them then is carted out.
JBL gets on the mic for no good reason.
Backstage, Big Show is here with a beard, attempting to join the Wyatts?
Anyways, he’s here to rally up the troops. He’s talking to Crews, Ryder, Kane, Bubba, D-Von, Henry, and Swagger.
He says that they are to unite against a common enemy. It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white, when the chips are down, they stand together. There’s a new enemy standing before them. Eight men from all around the world. It won’t be easy. Some won’t make it. 16 Man Elimination match is not a walk in the park. Are we afraid? no. Show can’t hear them. NO. Show says they will never give up, never back down. This is the Fourth of July, they are Americans, and they are going to beat some ass.
Is Hell a province of America?
Backstage, Vickie is being carted off by security. Dolph Ziggler walks by and Vickie pleads with him to help her. He calmly tells security that he has never seen her in his entire life. haha.
Match 5: The Vuadevillains vs The Golden Truth
Truth and Gotch to start. Gotch overpowers and hits a few uppercuts, kicks, then a roundhouse kick to Gotch. Goldust in. English in. Goldust with an uppercut after a whip. Gotch flies off the corner into an atomic drop. Goldust sends English in the corner. Right hands. Goldust sends English in the corner. He flies out into a powerslam. Gotch in, and he is sent to the outside. Goldust sends Gotch out. Truth hits him with a shoulder tackle. Blind tag from Truth. English doesn’t realize it.
GOldust and Truth hit a double team move that JBL calls Solid Gold. Pin for 1..2…3!!!
Winners: The Golden Truth
….
Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR
John Cena is here. He’s out with his Supa Stupid Swag, brah, so get ready for a Super Patriotic Denzel Cena.
Just as suspected, Cena sounds like he’s introducing a mixtape. Cena says it sounds like the people may be a little disappointed. We get a somewhat chaotic dueling chant. he says this is the excitement he felt when he first stood in the ring with Styles. They knew that someone like Styles would bring out Cena’s best. Those who support Styles, they’ve been waiting 15 years for him to get his shot…then “this” happened. No matter who you were rooting for, in a moment of truth, Styles failed to stand on his own feet. Instead, Styles leaned on the shoulders of The Club. Cena wanted to see who the better of the two was, but he knew that if he fought one member of The Club, you’re really fighting the whole club.
Cena says he now has to worry bout The Club at all times. We get a recap of last Monday where they attacked Cena.
Today is the day every American looks forward to. Cena says, instead, he’s looking over his shoulders. He’s tired of looking over his shoulder, so he wants to send a message. If they want some, he’d gladly supply them with an ample amount of some.
The Club does, in fact, want some. They come out and Styles says he expected Cena to do something patriotic, but what he’s doing is pathetic. He’s complaining about a personal setback. Things don’t go his way, so it’s unfair. Let’s talk about this. Tokyo, Japan, this past week, supposed to be a homecoming, but instead they see Cena’s face all over the city. The Club runs Tokyo. Soon, they will run the WWE. But that can’t happen until they get rid of Cena. Styles found out really quickly that the powers that be can’t get over the fact that at Money in the Bank, Styles beat him. Cena isn’t over, that’s why he’s got the boys here. At any time, Cena can try and bury him. Styles thinks they enjoyed beating him up almost as much as he does. They found out last week that no superstar is coming out to help Cena. No one. Cena has no one. Because its you. Cena has put himself on an island that no one can relate to. YOu know who most relate to? The Club.
Most WWE Superstars would want to be in their position, but The Club is the only one with big enough balls to actually get it done. Every week that Cena comes here, they’re going to beat them up. What’s more fun than beating up John Cena week after week after week after week….after week. Sooner or later, it’s Labor Day, and what is Karl going to do for Labor Day? Well, he’s going to beat up John Cena. What’s Gallows going to do for John Cena? Gallows says he’ll dress up like a Bushwacker, and beat up John Cena! Christmas? Anderson will wrap presents with his hot asian wife, then beat up John Cena.
Styles says today’s a holiday….they’ve gotta do somethin! He’s got an idea….BEAT UP JOHN CENA!
hahaha
The three memberso f The Club walk down the ramp, and Cena readies himself. They circle (triangle?) the ring. They all get in the ring, and we get a triple team on Cena. They stomp him down over and over and over. Styles mounts, hits a bunch of rights. Gallows is next. Anderson follows.
IT’S ENZO AND CASS!!!!!
Enzo is wearin an XO shirt!!! I LOVE HIM SO HARD!!!!
Enzo and Cass head to the ring! They attack! We get Cena attacking AJ. Cass is with Gallows. Enzo sends Anderson to the outside. Styles is next. Big Boot from Cass to Gallows!
Fuck, I love em, but not with Cena….
Don’t go to Puerto Rico.
Summer is here.
Oh, also, Summer Rae is here.
Match 6: Summer Rae vs Becky Lynch
Summer shoves Becky, and screams. Becky kicks, Summer catches, and Becky hits an enziguri. Becky misses a splash. Summer pulls Becky out of the corner and stomps her down. Right hand then she chokes up Becky on the ropes. Summer pulls back on Becky until the ref tells her to stop. Summer chokes up Becky in the corner. Summer with a whip to the ropes. Heel kick to Becky . Cover for 1..2…NO! Summer with a hold from behind. Becky turns into it. Becky attacks with rights, but Summer stops her and sends her down hard. Suplex from Summer. Cover for 1…2..NO! Becky sends SUmmer into the corner. Hard flying elbow. Exploder Suplex out of the corner. Cover for 1..2…NO! Summer gets on the apron, Becky attaks.
Summer tries for a kick, Becky ducks. Disarmer! Summer taps.
Winner: Becky Lynch
K
Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR
Backstage, Jericho to rally his Unamerican troops.
NEW DAY is here!
Kofi says that a lot of people think The Wyatt Family are some no-style having, non-grooming, big ol booty, you sure got a purty mouth lookin hillbillies, and rumor has it that The Wyatts don’t stray from the family tree – that they keep it Archie Bunker – all in the family, and that their sisters appreciate their misters. Kofi says they would never spread those rumors, they like The Wyatts. And The Wyatts like them too, why else would New Day be invited to their compound? Big E says the next time they see The Wyatts, they’ll give them a big ol bowl of Booty-os. Kofi says there is someone that doesn’t need a bowl
Rowan is on the big screen. He says ignorance is bliss, and the sound of laughter is one of the most precious things in life. Braun is next to him, and says that screams is music to his ears. Wyatt is behind them, says there has always been one big balancing act: positivity vs fear. They can keep marching themselves right into the mouth of the machine with their jokes, or New Day can come to his world and be men. Wyatt wants to know how far they’re willing to go to fight for what they believe in? Are they willing to fight a battle that’s been going on since the beginning of time? Let’s not forget, they started this New Day, and now he must end it. They’ll be waiting. Find him.
Woods looks very concerned. Kofi says that The Wyatts really wants them to go? Well Kofi says for someone to tell Tarzan Wyatt that they accept. Big E says they’re going to shoot positivity everywhere, from the windows to the walls.
Woods cuts them off….
He says that he loves the both of them like family, but what he fails to understand is how they don’t see what’s going on. The Wyatts are dangerous. Why would they go? Woods says now they’ve gotta go on their turf where they have the advantage. Everything up until now will have been fun and games, but if they don’t see the threat that Wyatt is to them, then he doesn’t think that The New Day will be able to survive.
Woods drops the mic and leaves the ring.
John Cena will team with Enzo and Cass to take on The Club come Battleground. Good for them.
Match 7: 16-Man Elimination Tag Team Match
Cesaro, Sheamus, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio, Sin Cara, Kalisto, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens vs The Big Show, Mark Henry, Kane, Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder, The Dudley Boyz, and Apollo Crews
Owens and Ryder to start. Owens beats Ryder down in the corner aggresively. Cannonball in the corner. Whip to the ropes. Owens runs into a soft boot. Tag to Dvon. Tag to Sin Cara. Springboard crossbody to D-Von. Whip to the ropes,. Springboard elbow to D-Von. Kick to the right arm. Springboard moonsault!!! Nice. Whip to the ropes. Tag by Buba. 3D!! Pin for 1..2….3!!!
Sin Cara has been eliminated
Shemaus attacks. Tag to Kalisto, who flies off the ropes and pins for 1..2…3!!!
Bubba Ray Dudley has been eliminated.
We get a commercial break.
Back from the break, and Cesaro is gettin in some uppercuts to D-Von. He drops D-Von and starts the swing! He gets about 10 rotations then locks in the Sharpshooter. D-Von taps.
D-Von has been eliminated
Swagger enters the ring. They square off. WE THE PEOPLE in stereo! Swagger with a belly to back. Cesaro locks the gut. Gutwrench slam, but Swagger picks the angle! Patriot Lock! Cesaro turns, kicks forward, turns it into a Sharpsh–NO! Swagger counters. Jericho tags himself in and eats a clothesline! Swagger with a hard right to the chest, whip, Jericho rolls through and looks for the walls. Swagger twists out of it and sends Jericho over the top rope. Jericho runs to th top and flies off into a Belly to Belly! Pin for 1….2….NO!! Whip to the corner. Splash by Swagger. Jericho falls. Swagger Bomb! Jericho has a boot up and hits the Codebreaker! Pin for 1..2…3!!!
Jack Swagger has been eliminated
Kane is in and looks for a chokeslam while Jericho celebrates. Kalisto flies off the ropes, and Kane is looking to double chokeslam. bit everyone gets in the ring! Del Rio hilariously locks up Big Show from behind. Everyone is goin crazy in the ring, and we get another commercial.
Back, and Del Rio has Apollo in a hold. Apollo escapes, misses a right, and gets hit with a backstabber. Pin for 1..2…NO! Apollo in the corner. Del Rio rusn and gets tossed over the top rope. He hangs Apollo up and enters again, then goes to the top. He flies off, and eats a dropkick midair! Tag to henry! He’s in and knocks Del Rio down a few times. Tag to Kalisto, who flies into Henry’s arms and gets hit with World’s Strongest Slam.
Kalisto has been eliminated
Owens is in and waits for Henry to turn. Whip. Pop-Up Powerbomb!!! Pin for 1..2..3!!!
Mark Henry has been eliminated
Ryder is in and gets handled pretty easily. Senton to Ryder. Sami wants in. Owens pretends to tag him, and instead just whips Ryder into him. Superkick to Ryder. Pin for 1..2..NO!! Owens turns and Sami is in the ring! They go back and forth until Sami sends him to the outside. Sami turns and gets hit with a huge clothesline by Kane. Kane goes for a chokeslam, but owens is in with a chair and hits Sami hard! kane goes for a hokeslam to Owens, but Owens stil lhas the chair. He attacks Kane!! That’ enough for an elimination.
Kevin Owens has been eliminated
Owens goes to attack Sami, but Kane grabs the chair and sends Owens to the outside with a chairshot. The ref elimnates him.
Kane has been eliminated
Kane chokeslams Sami before he leaves. Apollo is in to cover with a standing moonsault for 1…2..3!!!
Sami Zayn has been eliminated.
Brogue Kick from Sheamus immediately! Pin for 1..2…3!!!
Apollo Crews has been eliminated!
Tag by Jericho to enter, and he beats down Ryder. Tag to Sheamus, and they double team Ryder. Tag to Del Rio who kicks Ryder in the back. Whip to the corner. Del Rio with a clothesline. DDT out of the corner. Tag to Jericho, and NO ONE is tagging in Cesaro. Jericho with a cocky pin. 1…2..NO! Jericho teases a tag, but opts not to. He drops Ryder with a body slam. Cesaro gets a blind tag and the rest of the team is pissed. Jericho shoves him. Cesaro warns him. Jericho shoves again. Then pushes Cesaro’s face. UPPERCUT TO Jericho! To Del Rio! To Sheamus! Uppercut in the corner to Jericho then Del RIo then Sheamus! Cesaro is goin crazy with the uppercuts! One to Jericho. To Ryder. To Jericho. To Ryder! Neutralizer attempt, but RYDER ROLLS HIM UP!!! PIN for 1..2….3!!!
Cesaro has been eliminated!!!
Jericho rushes in and dropkicks Ryder then shoves him in the corner and chops. Tag to sheamus. Sheamus is in and uppercuts Ryder. Another uppercut. Sheamus locks the head. Suplex attempt, but Ryder holds on and hits a neckbreaker! Ryder is killin it!!!
Ryde with a tag to Show! Tag to Jeriho! Show trucks Jericho down. Clothesline to Del Rio. one to Jericho. Another to Del Rio. Whip to Del Rio into Jericho. Splash in the corner. Show calls for the WMD. Punch to Jericho! Pin for 1…2….3!!
Chris Jericho has been eliminated!
Chokeslam attempt to Del Rio, but he floats over, clips the knee, goes for a superkick, but Show stops him and hits a chokeslam. Pin for 1..2….3!!!
Alberto Del Rio has been eliminated!
Sheamus is woozy on the outside. He gets on the apron and realizes he’s all alone. Sheamus ain’t no bitch, though, so he gets in the ring….only not really. He drops. Big Show grabs the hawk and brings Sheamus in the hard way. Chop in the corner. Again. Again. One more. Again! Whip to the corner. Splash in the corner. Show hits the ropes. He does an awkward knee. Another. Sheamus blocks a chokeslam then dropkicks the legs. Tag to Ryder. Ryder rushes forward with a huge right forearm. Again. Over and over and over again! Rushes forward. TILT A WHIRL BY SHEAMUS! Pin for 1..2…NO!!!
Sheamus goes to punch Show, but Show grabs him by the neck! He gives him the death stare then tosses him into the Ruff Ryder! Pin for 1…2…3!!!!
Winners: Team America
I know this will amount to nothing, but Ryder looked like a star.
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: ***1/2
Total Rating: ***1/4
End Show
