Wildkat Sports & Entertainment XXX-Rated 3 Results 6.24.17: Stevie Richards vs. Mr. Anderson

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6/24 Wildkat Sports & Entertainment XXX-Rated 3
New Orleans, LA:

What’s up, wrestling fans? We’ve got another recap of an exciting Wildkat Sports card. For one night each year Wildkat throws down with an adults only show in New Orleans.

Edward King was on hand to welcome us, pump us up and guide us through the night’s action.

Scott Phoenix and The Handouts def. The Mobile Home Mobsters via pinfall: Scott Phoenix teamed up with The Handouts, Edgrin Stone and Russ Radford, to take on the team of Herc ‘ZZ’ LeBouef, Jace Valor and Bubba Boudreaux.

The crowd was behind the Mobile Home Mobsters from the beginning. Phoenix set in on Valor with takedown. Valor turned things around with hammer lock. The two traded blocks and slams. Valor threw Phoenix to the floor.

Stone tagged in. Stone grabbed Valor on crucifix attempt. Bubba tagged in, but was quickly overpowered by Stone. Bubba unloaded some hard rights and corner splash, but his newfound momentum was stopped short by Stone.

Radford tagged in to double team Bubba with a big boot! The Handouts then continued to work over Bubba.

At this point ZZ made his in ring Wildkat debut with a hot tag. After ZZ’s assault was finished Stone caught him on a crossbody attempted. Valor lent the assist by missile dropkicking ZZ into Stone!

Radford threw out ZZ. Valor was quick to step in, but took a gnarly double chokelsam from The Handouts. 3 seconds later and Phoenix along with The Handouts had scored the victory.

Kojak Sly w/ Hardbody Harper def. ‘Money’ Mike Carradine via pinfall: Before the contest, ‘Money’ Mike took to the microphone and demanded the fans show him some respect stating that they had, “… paid money to see me!”

Sly walked to the ring to chants of, “Kojak’s gonna kill you!” from the Wildkat faithful.

Kojak started things off with a display of power when he threw Carradine into the corner straight way. Mike retreated to the ropes in order to bide time. Mike tried to fire back with a German suplex attempt, but couldn’t lift the colossal Kojak Sly.

Switching strategies Carradine let loose a series of dropkicks, but none phased Kojak. Kojak caught a crossbody attempt and sent Mike up and over his head!

‘Money’ responded one last time with an enziguri. Kojak laid him out with a clothesline for his troubles! The ensuing pinfall was just a formality.

‘The Mythian Warrior’ Anthony def. Barrett Brown via submission: Anthony took Brown down the mat and refused to relinquish control. Brown escaped a hammerlock with a foot sweep. A chain wrestling exchange followed. Brown duped Anthony into diving outside. Brown tried diving hurricanrana and got caught Anthony. ‘The Mythian Warrior’ sent him head first!

Anthony got a 2 count back inside the ring. Anthony commenced to stretching out Brown and kept on pressure. Brown escaped a falcon arrow attempt. He then used misdirection to lead Anthony outside and land suicide dive!

Anthony missed springboard moonsault, but nailed Brown with a superkick followed by a German suplex for a 2 count. Anthony tried to put Barrett away at this point, but Brown kept slipping out of his grasp.

Brown fired back with a super hurricanrana! Anthony rolls through and dropped Barrett Brown with High Roller, but only got a 2 count. The crowd erupted with, “This is awesome!” chants.

Brown let fly a series of kicks and knees punctuated with a tilt a whirl DDT. The result being merely a 2 count left Brown dismayed. Brown slipped a backstabber attempt, but took one anyway when Anthony went for it again. Anthony stretched out the neck Brown and he had no choice, but to submit

After the match Anthony and Barrett Brown shook hands in a mutual sign of respect.

‘The Equal Opportunity Ass Kicker’ Ruby Raze def. Krazy With a K via pinfall: Raze entered and issued an open challenge to any man or woman in the locker room. The call was answered by Krazy with a K.

Ruby pushed K to the mat and commenced laying into him with knees and forearms. Two loud chops in the corner blistered the chest of K. A corner splash had K winded, but Raze missed him while attempting another. K tried to follow up with forearm strikes, but they had no effect nor did his elbows and dropkicks.

Raze decided to make K pay for his outburst with 3 German suplexes in a row! She then slapped K to add insult to injury. K created some distance with a jawbreaker, but missed moonsault attempt. Ruby Raze charged in head first with a spear to put him down for the 3 count.

Ruby Raze def. El Saiko Gato via pinfall: “Too easy!” Raze shouted over the microphone and issued another challenge. El Saiko Gato immediately stepped forth from the curtain.

Again Raze started off with knees and forearms followed by vicious chops against the turnbuckle. 3 more German suplexes later and all there was left for Raze to do was drop Gato with an elevated neckbreaker for the pinfall.

Ruby Raze has comes face-to-face with…

The Sandman! The crowd lost their minds as the opening notes of Enter Sandman played over the PA. Like a phantom Sandman appeared in the back of the crowd with spotlights on him. Chugging and pouring beers the Singapore cane wielding Sandman made his way around the entire venue.

Once in the ring Sandman went to crack Ruby Raze over the head with his Singapore cane, but before he could strike she grabbed him in a bearhug. Sandman employed a creative escaped by kissing Raze. While Raze was visibly nauseated Sandman snapped his Singapore cane across the stomach of Raze and followed it up with a White Russian Legsweep.

Raze was quick to her feet and Sandman decided to acknowledge her toughness. “This is one hardcore bitch right here!” he called out over the microphone.

This elicited, ‘She’s hardcore!” chants from the fans. Sandman offered up a beer, and the crowd egged her on to take it. Ruby chugged it in the center of the ring then took one for the road as he made his exit.

Pump Patrol def. ‘Southern Stomper’ Luke Hawx and ‘Outlaw’ Matt Lancie via pinfall: Jared Wayne asked, “Is there a doctor in the house?! What about a priest?! Because we’re about to lay down a full-blown flexorcism(™)!”

Johnny Flex refused to engage Hawx and tagged in Curt Matthews.

Luke chopped Curt across the chest and squatted him from a fireman’s carry. Lancie and Wayne tagged in and proceeded to chain wrestle. Lancie dropped Wayne with an exploder suplex, and Pump Patrol huddled up on the apron before Lancie dragged Flex into the ring.

Lancie flattened Flex with a gutwrench powerbomb then stretched him out on the mat.

Luke tagged in to powerslam Flex, but only picked up a 2 count. Flex let fly a series of forearms. He tried to crossbody Luke, but was caught in the air with ease. Luke knocked the wind out of Flex with 15 rib breakers in a row followed by a vertical suplex.

Lancie and Wayne tagged in and Lancie delivered a belly to belly suplex. Hawx and Lancie proceeded to wear down Wayne on their side of the ring. Lancie’s spinebuster only got him a 2 count, then Matthews assisted Wayne from the apron for a backstabber. Pump Patrol began working on Lancie in their own corner.

Matthews and Flex delivered The Pumples Elbow to Lancie, but he moved out of the way for a second attempt. Hawx then entered the ring hot. He tossed Flex over his head for a fallaway slam where he landed on Lancie’s knee for a gutbuster! Lancie took Matthews out of the ring with a clothesline. When Luke went after Flex on the other side of the ring he was blinded by Wayne at ringside with a handful of protein powder. Flex used the misdirection to roll up Luke from behind and score the pinfall victory.

‘The Situ-Asian’ Bu Ku Dao and ‘Wildcard’ J Spade def. Tracy Smothers and ‘Ruthless’ Ryan Davidson via submission: As he does every year, Tracy Smothers began by insulting the Wildkat fans. He stated the being from Tennessee he hated New Orleans, the Saints and the Wildkat faithful. The crowd chanted, “A**hole!” at him before he introduced hit partner, the Houston, TX-based Ryan Davidson.

Davidson claimed that they were going to beat down their opponents in, “… this armpit, toilet bowl of a city.”

Tracy then put over Wildkat at the fastest growing promotion in wrestling today, but still made it clear that he hated New Orleans and everyone in it.

J Spade and Bu Ku Dao emerged and J warned Smothers that he has eyes all over the city. Dao and Spade then dubbed Davidon, “F*** boy Ryan.”

J and Davidson started us out with chain wrestling. J one the exchange with some strikes and a series of kicks to the butt. Dao tagged in and when Davidson missed a leg drop Dao and Spade double teamed him.

Tracy refused a tag from Davidson then tried to call for a timeout before ultimately tagging in.

Tracy headbutted Dao after the two competed in a quick pose-off. Dao delivered a crossbody then Smothers dropped him with an STO. Spade tagged in and turned up the pressure.

Tracy called for a time out then accused Dao and Spade of pulling their hair and fighting dirty. He asked for a clean match then tried to shake Spade’s hand. Spade slapped Smothers’ hand away then dropkicked him. Davidson and Smothers then began using referee distractions to double team Spade and get in illegal tags. Davidson issued a big boot to Spade and got a 2 count. Davidson began stretching out Spade, but Spade powered out for a jawbreaker and cartwheel kick!

Bu Ku Dao came in with a hot tag to take the wind out of their opponents. Spade tagged back in and Smothers tried to hit him with the tree branch he carries to the ring. Spade struck first with a spinning wheel kick. Spade stretched out Smothers on the mat with a crucifix forcing the submission.

Socorro(c) w/ Hardbody Harper and Kojak Sly def. ‘Chalmation Sensation’ Danny Flamingo via pinfall – Retains Wildkat Revolution Championship: Before the match Edward King declared that the contest would be no disqualification.

The two gladiators went at each other with hockey fight-style punches. Danny nailed Socorro with a shoulder block. The fight went out of the ring, through the crowd and all the way around the building!

Socorro escaped the chaos and headed back toward Harper and Sly at ringside. Danny came through the crowd like a bat out of hell and blindsided him! Danny then choked Socorro with a stuffed flamingo a fan at ringside was holding. Harper got in Danny Flamingo’s face and distracted so Danny smacked him with right hand. Socorro smashed Flamingo over the head with the tile leaving Danny bleeding.

Back inside Socorro hung Danny in the tree of woe for a basement dropkick which only got him a 2 count.

Danny answered with a Russian legsweep. Socorro then baited Danny by going up to the rafters as if he were looking for something high-risk, but he dropped down when Danny tried to get up and cracked him with a basement dropkick to the head.

A missed Flamingbow attempt by Danny led to the two of them trading right hands. Danny finished the series with a clothesline and a Rocky and Carlo’s Special (bicycle kick into the corner followed by a swinging neckbreaker) for a 2 count. Socorro threw off a DRS jawbreaker attempt by Danny then dropped Danny one final time with a pumphandle fallaway slam for the 3 count.

Stevie Richards(c) def. Mr. Anderson via pinfall – Retains Wildkat Heavyweight Championship: Stevie Richards emerged from the curtain wearing his new red, white and blue gear while lip syncing to Eye of the Tiger. He declared that The Summer of Stevie Tour continued. He then had Edward King read off a list of his accolades including his 23 Hardcore Championship reigns, that he has been straight-edge since 1971… a lot longer than that skinny guy with the tattoos that lost that UFC fight, being loved by cats all around the world, being one of the top 50 most jacked superstars of all time, being a future WWE Hall of Famer, being from the best wrestling city in the world… Philadelphia and being a gosh darn American hero.

Mr. Anderson then chased Stevie from the ring with a chair. He set up the chair in the ring for King to stand on an lower him the mic. After delivering his trademark intro in classic Mr. Anderson fashion the match was on!

Stevie went for the hair pull right off. Stevie took a chop from Anderson as a receipt then hid behind the ref from Anderson. Anderson stepped between them to give Stevie a wedgie that ripped the waist of his underwear as he fled the ring.

Anderson kept on the pressure, and Richards called foul using this as a distraction to send Anderson out of the ring. Richards then grabbed a chair to get King to help in reenact Mr. Anderson’s intro, but Anderson snuck back in the ring and climbed up on the chair himself. After being greeted by Anderson from behind Anderson slammed his right fist into Richards’ head. The fight went outside and through the fans when Anderson used had a crutch handed to him by a fan. He jammed the crutch between Stevie’s legs then chugged a beer from a nearby table throwing the remainder in Richards’ face! Stevie got the better of him with an eye rake and took the fight back to the ring.

Anderson tried to jump over Richards as he came off of the ropes and injured his knee on the landing. Stevie tried to have the match declared over, but Anderson was able to shake some life into his knee. Anderson handed out Manhattan and atomic drops leading Richards to take the fight back outside.

Stevie ran Anderson into the ringpost then slapped on a chinlock back on the mat. Sensing an opportunity as a submission Stevie transitioned to a rear naked choke, but Mr. Anderson powered out. A Stevie Kick from out of nowhere only got Richards a 2 count. The two traded blows before Stevie raked Anderson’s eyes. A rolling senton and a Mic Check from Mr. Anderson got him a near fall. Sensing that he was in trouble Stevie Richards kicked the referee forcing a disqualification.

Edward King stepped in to declare that management ordered the match restarted as no DQ while a new referee stepped in.

Mr. Anderson went after Stevie Richards with a fury, but Stevie pushed him into the replacement ref. He rolled up Anderson while holding onto his tights leaving it up to the original referee to count the pinfall.

As Richards tried to leave Mr. Anderson dragged him back into the ring by the hair to deliver one last Mic Check! He draped the Wildkat Heavyweight Title over Stevie then grabbed a microphone to recite the official result.

Shaking out the cobwebs Stevie took to the microphone to give thanks to Philly fans. He ended by giving the New Orleans fans, “… a big f*** you!”

That brought us to the conclusion of another great wrestling card by Wildkat Sports. Keep it locked in here for the next one!