Chris Rock Talks About Being Unfaithful To His Wife In New Stand-Up Special

E! News reports that in his latest stand-up comedy special for Netflix, Chris Rock spoke bluntly about cheating on his wife of eighteen years, Malaak Compton. Here are highlights:

On his last few years: The last few years have been crazy for me. Don’t clap for that s–t unless you’re a lawyer! You don’t wanna get divorced. You got somebody you love, hold tight. Commit.”

On cheating on his wife: “It’s f–ked up. When guys cheat, it’s like we want something new. But then you know what happens? Your woman finds out, and now she’s new. She is never the same again. So, now you have new, but you have a bad new. Some of these lessons you’ve just got to learn. Like, I brought this s–t on myself; nobody told me to go ho up. I brought this s–t on myself, and you’ve got to learn some lessons—some man lessons. It’s my fault, because I’m a f–king asshole. I didn’t listen. I wasn’t kind. I had an attitude, I thought, ‘I pay for everything, [so] I can do what I want.’ That s–t don’t f–king work! I just thought I was the s–t.”

On becoming addicted to porn: “When you watch too much porn, you know what happens? You become, like, sexually autistic. You develop sexual autism. You have a hard time with eye contact and verbal cues. You get desensitized. When you start watching porn, any porn will do. Then, later on, you’re all f–ked up and you need a perfect porn cocktail to get you off. I was so f–ked up—like, I needed an Asian girl with a black girl’s ass that speaks Spanish just to get my d–k to move an inch…I’m a lot better now.”

On having a hard time attracting women: “You ever forget how old you are? Rihanna looked at me like I was one of her aunts. She didn’t even register me as a dick-carrying member of society. Like, I would have had an easier time f–king Aretha Franklin.”