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The Gratuitous B-Movie Column: Scanners

September 6, 2017 | Posted by Bryan Kristopowitz
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The Gratuitous B-Movie Column Issue #426: Scanners

Scanners September: Week 1

Hello, everyone, and welcome once again to the internets movie review column that knows telepathy is nonsense but still think’s it’s pretty cool anyway, The Gratuitous B-Movie Column, and I am your host Bryan Kristopowitz. In this issue, issue number four hundred and twenty-six, Scanners September begins with the sci-fi action horror flick that started it all, Scanners, which hit movie theatres in January of 1981.

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Scanners, written and directed by David Cronenberg, is a bonafide classic of genre cinema. Part science fiction movie, part gory horror flick, and part action thriller, Scanners is a movie that has everything nerds like me love. It’s a movie that, thirty-six years later, still packs a punch, is still freaky as hell, and still makes you think (like all good Cronenberg movies). In short, it’s an amazing movie watching experience.

Scanners stars Stephen Lack as Cameron Vale, a homeless man with the strange ability to hear the thoughts of the people around him and move objects by simply thinking about it. After inadvertently initiating a woman’s seizure in a mall food court, Vale is captured by two men in trench coats who, we find out, have been following him. Why have the men been following him? They work for a Dr. Paul Ruth (Patrick McGoohan), who works for ConSec, a private security company that also dabbles in weapons manufacturing. Dr. Ruth is an expert in the study of scanners, a group of people who can do what Vale can do; read minds, manipulate objects and people and whatnot by thinking about it. Ruth wants to recruit Vale to work for him and ConSec in tracking down Darryl Revok (Michael Ironside), a renegade scanner who controls what’s known as the “scanner underground.” There are only around 230 known scanners in the world, and Revok has been trying to find scanners to bring to his side. See, Revok wants to manipulate the world to his will, and he can do that on a large scale and essentially be unstoppable if he can find his fellow scanners and get them onboard. It’s a scary scenario, especially after we see what Revok can do (in the movie’s most memorable scene, Revok takes out a fellow scanner, played by Louis Del Grande, by making the man’s head explode).

At first, Vale isn’t interested in working for either Dr. Ruth or ConSec. Despite providing an explanation for his mental abilities and a drug that can calm his abilities when they become too overwhelming (the drug is called ephemerol), Vale isn’t entirely sure he can trust Ruth or ConSec. Vale eventually comes around to accepting Ruth’s offer when he watches an old research film featuring a young Revok explaining why he drilled a hole in his head. Revok is incredibly dangerous. He needs to be stopped. Vale may be the only one capable of doing it.

The new head of ConSec security, Braedon Keller (Lawrence Dane), isn’t too keen on the ConSec scanner research program or Dr. Ruth’s methods. In fact, Keller wants to shut down the scanner program completely and find some other way to deal with the scanner underground. Yes, Keller knows just how dangerous Revok is, but is it wise to use a scanner to go after him? What if Revok manages to turn Vale over to his side? Dr. Ruth convinces a majority of the ConSec board of directors to go with his Vale plan, which annoys Keller to no end. Of course, Keller isn’t the man he appears to be and his mistrust of the scanner program isn’t exactly on the up and up, but we don’t find out any of that until later on.

So Dr. Ruth activates Vale and puts him into the field to find Revok and the scanner underground. Vale’s first mission is to find the elusive Benjamin Pierce (Robert Silverman), an artist who also happens to be a scanner. Vale goes to a Pierce gallery show and, via interacting with people completely unaware of what the hell is going on, finds out that Pierce lives alone in the woods. It’s at this point that Vale also runs into Kim Obrist (Jennifer O’Neill), a scanner Revok is trying to find and turn. Vale doesn’t sense Kim as he’s too busy trying to find Pierce, but she senses him.

So Vale finds Pierce in his woodsy hideout and tries to get information from him. What does Pierce know about Revok? Before he can get much viable information, a band of shotgun wielding assassins show up and shoot Pierce to death. Vale, in a kind of rage, kills the assassins via his scanner abilities. How the hell did the assassins know where Pierce was? How the hell did they know where Vale was? Goddamn Revok.

After briefly recuperating in his hotel room (ephemerol happens to be pretty damn awesome), Vale starts walking the streets to see if he can figure out what the hell is going on. It’s at this point that he once again runs into Obrist, figures out that she’s a fellow scanner, and he goes up to her hotel room to meet up with other fellow scanners. While Vale and Obrist and the others meet, we find out that Revok is watching them. Pissed that these scanners are not down with his underground movement, Revok sends two guys with shotguns up to Obrist’s apartment. The shotgun guys bust in and take out several scanners (the scanners were engaged in a group scan session so they didn’t sense the shotgun guys nearby). The scanners eventually realize what’s going on and attack the attackers, setting one of them on fire. Obrist’s apartment erupts in flames, and Vale and Obrist and the scanner survivors get out and hop into a van. A small car chase ensues, more scanners die, and a bitching record store is demolished when the scanner van smashes through the storefront. How many goddamn assassins does Revok have at his disposal?

So Vale and Obrist escape, some stuff happens, and they find out that a company known as Biocarbon Amalgamate is somehow involved in all of this. I won’t spoil what happens here because, well, it’s pretty shocking and it’s something that, if you haven’t seen the movie, you need to experience for yourself clean. Well, as clean as possible when dealing with a 35 plus year old genre classic.

Part of what makes Scanners so great is that it isn’t just one thing. It isn’t just a horror movie, or a sci-fi movie, or even an action movie. It’s actually all of those things plus a sort of spy movie, and it’s a mix that you just don’t expect to see. I know I didn’t expect to see action and suspense, car chases with explosions, and sort of gunplay in Scanners. Blood and gore and nasty stuff? Absolutely. But a car chase with a wicked drive by shooting element? Hell no. Multiple car crashes and an exploding gas station? No way. The big scene where Vale mind melds with a computer over a pay phone? I wasn’t surprised by that, but I was surprised that the scene didn’t end with the phone eating Vale or something like that. The phone melts, the phone booth explodes, and a computer room miles away explodes. I didn’t expect to see anything like that.

Scanners also has a political element that I didn’t expect to see. Revok explains why he wants to take over the world and he ends up sounding like a 1970’s revolutionary (Michael Ironside actually refers to Revok as a kind of Che Guevara in the special features on the Criterion Collection DVD release). And the presence of private security firms that experiment on people in order to create and sell potential weaponry is something that I didn’t expect to see in a movie from 1981. In a modern movie? Absolutely. But at the start of the 1980’s? Is it meant to be a comment on the rise of free market capitalists running roughshod over society? It might be, especially when you realize that the police don’t seem to be all that interested in handling/dealing with these scanners. Scanners are killing one another on the streets, blowing shit up, and no one outside of the “scanner business” seems to care about it. Is this an extreme example of what could happen if big business is allowed to do whatever the hell it wants? It could be. Again, no one outside of the scanner world seems to be all that interested in what ConSec does. No one seems to be questioning the company’s methods.

Scanners has a kind of cold, analytical pacing that may turn off some viewers because, even when the action heats up, the movie itself doesn’t heat up. It’s almost like director Cronenberg was making a parody of John Carpenter’s Assault on Precinct 13, a very deliberate thriller that still gets under your skin and is exciting but never really changes its pacing. Check out the shotgun scenes, where we see Revok’s assassins take out various scanners. Those scenes are loud and frenetic, but at the same time the movie doesn’t really speed up. How often do we see that kind of thing in movies today? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself unnerved at various points watching Scanners.

Now, the gore effects are still just as awesome and spectacular now as they were back when the movie came out. The exploding head, the final “scanner off” sequence, they both deliver in ways that are still shocking and gross as hell. The most disturbing gore effect to me is the bit where Vale actually digs into his head and removes a chunk of skin with his fingers. The flesh removal is done slowly and is something that you may not catch on to immediately because there’s so much other stuff going on at that time. But when you see that hole in Vale’s head (and you will see that hole) it will give you the goddamn willies. I’m getting uneasy right now just thinking about it. Awesome stuff.

What’s the deal with all of the shotguns? Are the shotguns we see in the movie the only weapons Cronenberg could afford to get for the production? Are the shotguns just a personal preference of Cronenberg’s? Was the folding stock meant to be futuristic?

The score by Howard Shore is brilliant. It almost sounds like something that John Carpenter would have created back in the early 1980’s. Listen to that opening and closing theme. Does it give you goosebumps? If it doesn’t, you’re not playing it loud enough.

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The cast is fantastic. Stephen Lack, as Cameron Vale, comes off as robotic at first, kind of annoying, but his performance grows on you the more you realize that Vale is an outsider trying to deal with a personal issue that he doesn’t completely understand. Even when he’s told by Dr. Ruth what’s going on he still seems out of it. There are moments where Vale seems like David Emge’s Stephen from George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead after taking a sleeping pill. Lack doesn’t provide much in the way of range with his performance. He’s still fascinating, though, and you can’t take your eyes off him.

Jennifer O’Neill, who is actually the top billed actor in the credits, does a great job as Kim Obrist. She’s out of it, too, like Vale, but she gives off a different energy throughout the movie. She doesn’t have much in the way of romantic chemistry with Vale, but then they don’t come off as characters who are supposed to end up as lovers. I can’t quite say that they have a strictly platonic relationship, but I don’t know what else to call it. They do learn to love eachother, but it’s more of a brother-sister love as opposed to a boyfriend-girlfriend deal. Is that what Cronenberg wanted? Was that always his intention? The Criterion Collection DVD talks about how the script wasn’t finished before the production started and that Cronenberg was sort of making the movie up as he went along. Perhaps the potential romance angle had to go when the story changed. A lack of romance fits in with the whole cold, analytical feel of the movie.

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Michael Ironside is a force of nature as Darryl Revok. Every second he’s onscreen Ironside’s Revok is pure, unadulterated menace. His voice, his sneer, his eyes, it all freaks you out. And I’m talking about Ironside just staring into the camera not doing anything. When Revok does start doing stuff, especially “scanner stuff,” watch the hell out. The black and white scene where we see a “younger” Revok is also unnerving because, holy crap, a younger, thinner Revok is even more terrifying. The guy drilled a goddamn hole in his forehead. Who the hell does that? And that final “scanner off” sequence? Ironside deserved an Oscar nomination for that sequence. Watch how he sells those special effects. The effects help amplify Ironside’s performance, but you just know that Ironside could have freaked out the world without those effects. He could have made you feel the pain and power a scanner can project. Amazing stuff.

Patrick McGoohan is excellent as Dr. Paul Ruth. Dr. Ruth is a bizarre fellow because you’re not quite sure you can trust him, even after he explains what the hell is going on and who he is and what scanners are. Is he really a good guy who wants to take out Revok’s scanner menace, or is there some other agenda afoot that he we can’t see? You end up liking him when you find out what he’s really up to (that’s what happened with me).

And then there’s Lawrence Dane as ConSec security man Keller. Keller is a piece of shit the second you see him and that feeling doesn’t change throughout the movie. Even when his assessment of the scanner problem is one you agree with you still don’t like him and wish he would lose his head via psychic missile. Dane just oozes sleaze, and, shit, when you find out what he’s really up to, you actually despise him even more. A great performance.

Does Louis Del Grande do the horror convention circuit as the exploding head guy? If he doesn’t, there’s something wrong with the horror convention world. There is.

So why didn’t Cronenberg make a Scanners sequel? The movie was successful, it was a major hit on home video and on TV, and the premise of the movie seems to suggest a series of movies. So why didn’t Cronenberg do one? Did the disjointed production of the movie scare him off from doing another one? Did he think there wasn’t enough of a story to continue on? Was there some kind of behind-the-scenes business nonsense going on that prevented a sequel from happening quickly and Cronenberg needed to move on to other things? And what does Cronenberg think of the two sequels that were eventually made in the early 1990’s? Has anyone heard Cronenberg say anything about these movies or read anything?

Scanners is a classic through and through, and absolute must see for B-movie nerds the world over. It has everything. Track down that Criterion Collection DVD or Blu-ray disc. It’s well worth the expense.

See Scanners. See it, see it, goddamn see it!

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So what do we have here?

Dead bodies: 15

Explosions: Multiple, big and small (check out that exploding computer room)

Nudity?: None.

Doobage:A great opening theme, multiple nose bleeds, food stealing, mind reading, a very public seizure, tranquilizer dart hooey, a dangerous escalator stunt, mild bed bondage, more mind reading, multiple drug injections, multiple scanning demonstrations, a serious exploding head, a fake injection, exploding car, a forced suicide, pipe smoking, “telepathic curiosities,” a big meeting, an old film, glass throwing, throwing away a newspaper, yoga bullshit, peace out in the woods, multiple shotgun attacks, a pretty nifty package left at the front desk, exploding apartment building with massive fire, a wicked drive-by shooting, total record store destruction, another fire, people in hazmat suits, an eerie factory, multiple instances of people smoking indoors, a computer mind meld, face slapping, an off screen head shot, multiple forced hallucinations, off screen car stealing, power line hooey, exploding car, multiple exploding computer terminals, a melting pay phone, a messed up pregnancy, kidnapping., a major revelation, a full on scanner face off, a major practical special effects extravaganza, facial bumps that bleed, skin removal, fire hands, exploding eyes, white eyes, a massive fire, and an ending that satisfies.

Kim Richards?: None.

Gratuitous: People smoking indoors, stuffing a woman’s mouth so she doesn’t choke on her own tongue in public in the midst of having some kind of seizure, Patrick McGoohan, hand holding, Michael Ironside, Michael Ironside blowing up a guy’s head with his mind, “telepathic curiosities,” yoga bullshit, an art gallery filled with weird fucking art, a giant head sculpture, scanning together, a yellow school van bus, multiple shotgun attacks, a poster of The Village People, computer stuff, a big alarm button that says “alarm” on it, a scientist with a big mole on his face, exploding computers, a phone booth, an old Life magazine, sculpture fondling, a scanner faceoff, and an ending that satisfies.

Best lines: “Hurry up!,” “I would like to scan all of you in this room,” “Do I have to close my eyes?,” “Everybody out! Call ConSec leader!,” “Give him a shot of ephemerol!,” “He is a scanner,” “Ray, I’m going to kill you if you don’t do it!,” “You’re making a very provocative allegation, Dr. Ruth,” “I feel so exposed. I can hear myself,” “She as forcing me to think about her,” “This is Mr. Keller. Will my car be ready for this evening?,” “Is he still like that? He’s worse. How can that be?,” “End your scan! End it!,” “You were right, Dr. Ruth. It was easy,” “That man has incredible power, doesn’t he?,” “I’ve heard you know a man named Darryl Revok,” “My art. My art keeps me sane. My art,” “You, my friend, are a liar,” “My God! They killed Ben Pierce!,” “Everywhere you go someone dies! Who are you?,” “Ephemerol has been sent out?,” “To be honest with you, Kim, the only one you should be afraid of is me,” “Goodbye. Kim,” “Security! Scanners! Find them and kill them!,” “The ripe program must be stopped!,” “Secure the computer room!,” “What the hell is going on? It’s the scanners, sir. They’re out,” “No one’s ever switched off a scanner before,” “What happened? I was scanned,” “An unborn child scanned me,” “The future? You murdered the future!,” “All right, we’re gonna do it the scanner way! I’m going to suck your brain dry!,” and “I’m here, Kim! We’ve won! We’ve won!”

Rating: 10.0/10.0

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Things to Watch Out For This Week

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Security: Antonio Banderas and Ben Kingsley star in this low budget action flick about an ex-Black Ops badass turned mall security guard who has to protect a young girl from bad guys who want to kill her because she’s set to testify against someone important. Do you think this was the idea for a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 but Kevin James didn’t want to do it so the producers turned that script into this? I mean, it’s possible, right? This doesn’t look bad. Banderas has done the damaged badass hero thing before, and it looks like he’s on his A-game here. And Ben Kingsley as the bad guy? Who the hell wouldn’t want to watch that happen? I hope this is as awesome as it looks. Anyone out there see this?

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Raw: This French horror flick has developed a reputation for being incredibly messed up. As far as I can tell, it’s about a vegetarian who eats meat on a dare and ends up becoming a kind of cannibal. Or something like that. There’s stuff in it about college, young people fucking around as young people can only fuck around, and some really weird stuff (that’s what the trailer seems to suggest. What’s with all of the crawling around?). I’m curious to see if this movie is as nasty as its reputation suggests. Is it so gross that I’ll want to turn it off halfway through? I can’t wait to find out.

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Iron Protector: This is apparently some sort of kung fu superhero deal chock full of non-stop action. It’s also known as Super Bodyguard, which isn’t as cool of a title. Yue Song stars, directs, and is responsible for the screenplay. The trailer is awesome, and if the action is as cool as in the trailer, holy crap, this should rock. I’m hoping it rocks. Has anyone out there seen this as Super Bodyguard?

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First Kill: Bruce Willis and Anakin Skywalker hisself, Hayden Christensen, star in this low budget action drama that received a very small theatrical release a few months ago. Christensen plays a father who has to rescue his kidnapped son after they witness a mob death in the woods or some bullshit like that. Bruce Willis plays a cop who has to, I guess, help Christensen find his son. I really need to delve more into the whole Bruce Willis low budget movie thing just to see what the heck it’s all about. I’ve seen a few, but not enough (the same goes for Nicolas Cage). Why isn’t Willis playing the bad guy in this? Wouldn’t that be a nice change of pace for him?

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Mr. Mom Collector’s Edition: This Collector’s Edition Blu-ray comes to us from the fine folks at Shout! Factory. Star Michael Keaton doesn’t participate in any of the special features, which is a shame, because I’d love to hear what he thinks about the movie now 34 years later. It’s still the movie I think of when I think of Michael Keaton (this, Johnny Dangerously, Night Shift, Beetlejuice, Batman, and The Dream Team, in that order). It’s still as funny as the first time I saw it, and it’s a movie that I still love to quote (“Tough luck, Jeff. Jack. You bet” is one of the funniest lines in the movie). Martin Mull is such a goddamn douchebag in this. Great stuff. A seminal film from the 1980’s.

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B-Movie News

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Death House getting a 100 screen theatrical release via Regal Entertainment Group in January 2018: Death House, in case you didn’t know, is the big hooha horror movie featuring an all-star cast (Kane Hodder, Barbara Crampton, Tony Todd, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, Felissa Rose, among others). It was directed by Harrison Smith and written by Gunnar Hansen before he died. I saw a panel discussion about the movie last year, and have been waiting for its release date (it did get a special screening at a New England horror convention this past summer but I didn’t get there to see it). We now have a release date. vDeath House will be hitting 100 screens across the country exclusively with the Regal Entertainment Group on January 26th, 2018. I’m going to assume that if the first weekend of this theatrical run is “successful” Regal will expand the reach of the release and add more screens. Hopefully, the horror movie loving nerd world will show up for this release, but I’m not getting my hopes up on that. Horror movie fans may be loyal to the genre and whatnot, but horror fans also have a tendency to not show up when they’re needed the most. Remember that Sid Haig movie Creature? Of course you don’t because you didn’t go to see it. I saw it ( reviewed it, too). The movie is still, to this day, notorious for being the least successful movie release with over 1000 screens. It was featured on Nightline.

I really hope that this plays near me because I will, without question, make an effort to see it. And if it’s playing near you on January 26th you need to make an effort to see it, too. I just can’t stress that enough.

Anyone else out there excited about Death House? Anyone out there see it via any sort of special screening?

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Trailer for Brawl in Cell Block 99 released: This low budget thriller from S. Craig Zahler, the man behind Bone Tomahawk (goddamit, I still need to see that), is getting all sorts of buzz. It stars Vince Vaughn as a guy down on his luck who ends up stuck in a prison where he then has to engage in some messed up shit. Don Johnson is in it, as are Udo Kier, Jennifer Carpenter, Marc Blucas, and the immortal Clark Johnson. With the success of Bone Tomahawk and the star power of Vaughn and Johnson, I’m surprised that this movie isn’t getting a larger theatrical release. It looks like it’s getting a one week release in a few cities before it hits Video on Demand a week later (for the record, the theatrical release is October 6th and the VoD release is October 13th). I have to say that a mega bald Vaughn makes him look like the Kingpin, which is kind of cool. Perhaps this role will lead to Vaughn getting more psycho work in bigger movies. It could happen, right?

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Sony has the rights to The Crow and plans on doing a reboot: Is it me, or does it seem like there’s news of a new reboot of The Crow movie franchise every few months that then goes nowhere? Various actor and director combos have come and gone (Tom “Loki” Hiddleston was rumored to be involved at one point). According to this article, the new The Crow will be called The Crow: Reborn and will be “more faithful” to the original James O’Barr comic book, whatever the hell that means. The Crow has had three sequels (City of Angels, Salvation, and Wicked Prayer, and a TV series, Stairway to Heaven, starring Mark Dacascos, none of which were as successful as the original movie.

I understand why Sony wants the rights to the property, as the Brandon Lee original is revered by people. I thought it was okay but nothing all that special (it’s a pretentious but well-made revenge fantasy). But people still dress up as Lee’s Eric Draven for Halloween (they seem to alternate between the Crow and Heath Ledger’s Joker), so the property/franchise still means something. I’m just not sure the world needs something that adheres closely to the comic. What’s wrong with just making another well-made revenge movie?

It will be interesting to see who the producers manage to get for the Draven part. Jason Momoa is allegedly still in contention. He could do well in the part.

Am I the only one who just isn’t all that excited for this reboot?

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Scanners

Jennifer O’Neill– Kim Obrist
Stephen Lack– Cameron Vale
Patrick McGoohan– Dr. Paul Ruth
Michael Ironside– Darryl Revok
Lawrence Dane– Braedon Keller
Robert A. Silverman– Benjamin Pierce
Louis Del Grande– First Scanner

Directed by David Cronenberg
Screenplay by David Cronenberg

Distributed by AVCO Embassy Pictures, Embassy Home Entertainment, Image Entertainment, MGM Home Entertainment, and the Criterion Collection

Rated R for graphic violence and language
Runtime– 103 minutes

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