411’s LIVE Raw Coverage 07.12.04: Highlight Reel With Kane And Lita / Jericho’s Challenge

Last night at Vengeance, Matt Hardy told Lita that he needs her to stay away from both the ring and himself.

Chris Jericho is out for the Highlight Reel. Jericho says that the highlight of his career occurred last week when he became the undisputed champion of musical chairs. Since this is WWE, you’re not allowed to have privacy, so you must solve your problems in front of the millions of WWE fans. Makes sense. What kind of an unstable, psychotic man agrees to appear on a talk show? Kane says that Lita is deeply mistaken if she believes she’ll get away with costing him his match last night. Cue that terrible, God awful music. Kane says that people who hurt him “suffer.” Lita, however, says that Kane will do absolutely nothing to her. In WWE world, there is no such thing as DNA tests, as Lita says her suffering comes from not knowing who the father of her baby is. A minute later, she rescinds that comment, saying that it has to be Matt Hardy because he is more of a man than Kane will ever be. What kind of logic is that? Kane is very upset, and he even tries to destroy the obscenely expensive JeriTron 5000, but Jericho doesn’t allow it. He goes, though, get thrown to the outside, and Kane retreats to the back.

Jericho tells Kane, who is backstage, that he got “punked out” by a girl, and that they might as well cancel the Diva search, because they have a winner. What prompts Kane to come back to the ring is him saying that Kane has no balls. When we come back from break, it’s time for a match.