411’s LIVE TNA Slammiversary ’08 Coverage: THE WEDDING~!

JAY LETHAL and SOCAL VAL’S WEDDING
The ceremony begins with the announcing of the groomsmen. Ace Young (they hate him, and shit dude, dress up), Kamala (in a tux), Jake The Snake Roberts (in a tux and wishing he was drunk), Koko B Ware (with Frankie II), and finally George The Animal Steel (sporting a tux and in full gimmick with the green tongue)! Some chick I don’t know, the maid of honor and Sonjay come to the ring.

Jay comes to the ring, with full entrance music and a pimp white and gold Macho Style tux. He shakes hands with SNAKE ROBERTS! Val comes to the ring in what Christi tells me in an atrocious wedding dress.

The reverend starts, does the objection line, and we’re all clear. Dutt finally says he has had enough with this, and says he is talking to Val. Dutt says he knew that he was in love with her. The man that she should marry should be him. He begs her to reconsider and gets on his knees. Jay is pissed and they argue. Dutt then attacks Jay and completes his heel turn. Ace Young flies in, but gets taken out. Koko is in and tries to help, but Dutt takes him out. Kamala is in, and he and Koko double team him and George Steel in coming down as is Jake Roberts, who has a snake under the ring. Kamala freaks, and Jake puts the snake on Dutt, who freaks and leaves. Steel eats a turnbuckle pad and that is that.