411’s WWE 205 Live Report 9.26.17

Yes it’s me, Tony, yet again!

I have no header for 205 Live, so enjoy a photo of Maryse.

We get a recap of last night, including Enzo asking for the No Contact clause.

Enzo to start the show! Our new Cruiserweight Champion is out! He’s on a crutch. Enzo’s all crazy eyed as he walks down the ramp to do his thing. Enzo struggles to get up the steps as the crowd chants for Neville.

Enzo finally enters the ring and apologizes for taking so long. He’s gotta keep it real. It’s the only thing he knows how to do; he’s a G. Last night, he was really really hurt. He’s out here smiling, because he hides it so well – almost as well as Cedric hides his charisma. He hides it well because Enzo hasn’t called out sick a day in his entire career. He takes the stage and he’s the same guy in front or in back of the curtain. And that guy? He’s a star, a champion. He put 205 Live on the map. He’s the reason people are staying up late. He’s the reason why this title means something, because it’s around the waist of Enzo Amore. So as far as Neville is concerned, Enzo feels bad for him. Do we realize that every single day Neville has got to wake up and look in the mirror? That’s it. Enzo removes his title and holds it up. He says Nevs might be partially responsible for how Enzo looks right now, but there’s more to that story. In case we didn’t know, he wants to show us what happened after RAW went off air.

We go back to the end of RAW AFTER the live show stopped. Braun Strowman came down to the ring and powerslammed Enzo into hell.

Afterwards, the entire division attacked Enzo in the middle of the ring. Damn. Like everyone got their shit in on Enzo. Damn. I just knew about Braun.

YOU DESERVE IT chant. haha.

Enzo says he does deserve this title. It’s a beautiful day. Last night, should have been so good. It was supposed to have been so good that his mother sat in the front row and cried her eyes out as she watched a monster and an entire cruiserweight division black and blue her son’s beautiful blue eyes. Her ears are wide open, and all she and he can hear is the same thing; the crowd chanting: “One more time!” Those echoes. The same bunch of haters that were echoing that in my mother’s ears were the same haters that probably thought Neville was a prince in shining armor. But he’s not. Nevie ain’t Jamie Lannister, but make no mistake, Winter is Coming, because Enzo will be able to put this title on ice. It’s gotta chill. Last night, when he entered the ring for his celebration, he had a clause in his hand. That clause said if any one of the CWs laid a hand on him, they forfeit any title opportunity while he is champion. Since every single one of them laid a hand on him, it’s looking like Enzo is going to retire as champ. Howyadoin.

As for Neville, he broke the clause first, so Enzo just wants to say that his little precious? You’ll never lay your hands on it again. Enzo calls him SAWFT.

Nese counts his abs during his entrance. Funny.

Match 1: Akira Tozawa vs Tony Nese
Nese stops Akira’s momentum to flex for the crowd. Akira just chants to prove the crowd likes him more. Nese with a kick. Gulak is on commentary cheering nese on. Nese beats Akira down a bit, grabs the head, and hits a back elbow. Whip to the ropes. Reversed. Nese with a sunset flip, but Akira kicks the chest then hits a senton. He rolls Nese towards the corner. Tozawa to the top rope. Nese is up first! He clips the leg. Tozawa is alid prone across the ropes. Kick from Nese and Tozawa hops up. Nese catches him on the shoulders. Gut buster. Leg drop to Akira. Another. Nese tosses his hair tie to Akira – the ultimate insult. Nese works the head from behind. Akira with the rope break. Kick from Tony. He locks the head. Tony lays Akira in the Tree of Woe. Knees to Akira from Nese. nese drops to do some bicycyle kicks to work out his abs all while kicking Akira in the face. haha. Nice. Running knee from Nese. Cover for a 1..2…NO! Scissors lock from behind.

Nese pulls the head back while holding it in. He turns the hold away from the ropes. Tozawa with an elbow. Another. A third and the hold is released. Nese with a kick to Akira. He drops a knee to the gut. Nese locks the head. Suplex attempt. He stalls. He sends Akira into the ropes. Nese pulls Akira, but the ref holds him back. The ref checks on Akira. Nese flexes. Akira says he is ok. Nese with a right hand to the face. Cover for 1..2..NO! Nese lifts Akira, sets him up atop the sholders with a torture rack! Tozawa with knees to break the hold. Hurricanrana. Knee! Tozawa to the top rope! He jumps off and lands on his feet as Nese escapes the ring to the outside. Akira with a suicide dive! He sends Nese back in the ring. Cover for 1..2…NO!!! Nese is being fed by the crowd. Right hands to Nese. He hits the ropes Elbow from nese. He hits the ropes. Kick from Akira. He hits the ropes. Akira misses a clothesline. Nese with a few kicks. Akira with a kick, misses another, blocks a hold, goes for a back suplex, Nese cstacks him with a pin. 1..2…NO!!!

Akira with a huge kick to the head. Tozawa up top. Senton. Pin for 1..2….3!!!!

Winner: Akira Tozawa
Damn….amazing.
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: ****
Total Rating: ***1/2

Gulak presses the siren on his megaphone and annoys the shit out of the crowd, and Akira. He apologizes then does it again. Gulak in the ring. He says that Akira is in direct violation of Proposal #3 on the plan for a better 205 Live. Akira doesn’t understand the rules. Gulak speaks Japanese to Akira. Akira doesn’t know what the hell he is saying. Haha. Akira is also in violation of #7 and that is…..

“No Celebrating!”

Drew has a dream of a wrestling world where men wrestle without the need for celebrating. Just like akira and his chants, it turns the WWE Universe into mindless sheep. We might as well be chanting BAA. Drew does that a few times until Akira kicks him in the face.

Backstage, Enzo runs into Ariya. Ariya says he sympathizes. He just wants to apologize. Enzo does not accept his apology. Ariya says he was a victim of mob mentality, something that would never happen to Enzo because he is an original. Last Sunday, Enzo won the title – that’s amazing, and Enzo is amazing. Enzo wonders what Ariya is looking at. Does it look like a piece of toast? Quit trying to butter him up. Ariya says this was all Neville’s fault. He orchestrated everything. Enzo says he knew it. He is going to be in Ariya’s corner tonight.

As Lince Durado is about to make his entrance for his match against TJP, Rich Swann runs down the ramp and attacks TJP!!! He goes straight for the head, he tosses TJ into the corner. Rich misses a kick as TJ escapes through the crowd.

Backstage, Kendrick and Gallagher have something to say. Kendrick knows we are wondering why these two are forming some type of alliance. Or they could just show us. Gallagher says exactly, just like they’ve shown Alexander the past couple of weeks. Actions speak louder than words, and what action is louder than cruelty. I get a hell of a shitty feed, but I’m going to pretend that Gallagher said something bad ass about weather, as he ends with telling Cedric to enjoy his sunny days somewhere in all this.

Match 2: Ariya Daivari vs Neville
Neville rushes straight out of the ring to stare down Enzo. Ariya attacks from behind and sends Neville into the barricade. He grabs Neville and sends him into another barricade. Ariya rolls in the ring, then back out. A third time into a barricade! Ouch. Daivari sends Neville into the ring and covers for 1..2..NO! Daivari lifts Neville and drops a back breaker. Daivari sends Neville into the corner back first with an hip toss then just hurls him into the opposite corner with another toss. Enzo mocks Neville on the outside. Neville tries to kick him. Daivari with a stomp to Neville. He grabs the hair and locks Daivari up from behind with half nelson. Daivari lifts Neville onto the corner and drops Neville down head first. Cover, but there’s a rope break. Neville gets a right. He is tossed into the ropes. knee to he face then a right forearm to the face. Cover for 1..2..NO! Ariya goes for a frog splash, but Neville moves! He’s back up with some kicks! Stomps from Neville, and each time, he stares directly at Enzo. Neville leaves the ring and chases Enzo.

Neville back in the ring. Ariya goes for a hammer lock lariat, but Neville locks in the submission! Ariya taps!!!

Winner: Neville

Match Quality: **
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **

Immediately after, Enzo attacks Neville with the crutch! He smacks Neville over and over and over! A ref comes down to stop Enzo. He swings again. Enzo with right hands. Forerarms directly to Neville’s head. Enzo grabs his crutch again, but it’s snatched away from him. Enzo is backed out of the ring by the refs.

End Show