411’s WWE RAW Report 8.14.17

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RAW starts with an epic video package about the newest will they/won’t they couple. Yes, I’m talking about Seth and Dean. No, I’m not serious.

Live RAW starts with Live Ambrose actin all lunatic-y.

Dean wants the music to cut because he’s waited an entire week to be super impatient. He wants to bring Seth out with no wait time to straighten this all out.

Seth’s out. Dean is sick and tired of the games. Seth says what bout Dean…come on maaannnn. Seth says one look in Dean’s eyes says that he can trust Seth. The truth is, he knows Dean cares, and he knows that if they teamed up again, they could run this place. So if Dean is willing to forgive and put the past in the past, man, then Seth is done playing games. Seth puts his dick fist out.

Dean considers this phallic symbol as the crowd chants for this union to happen. Dean then says Seth is kidding him! Last week, Dean put his ass on the line, looked like the fool, and was spat on. He thought for just one second he could trust Seth.
Seth says sometimes he can’t even trust himself. Maybe this will never work. Maybe it’s just a stupid idea. But then again…maybe it wasn’t. Maybe their differences are why they work so well together and maybe that’s why when they are against each other or with each other, there is no one that can touch them. No, maybe too much has happened. Seth is done playin games.

Seth is about to leave. Dean grabs him and smacks the mic out his hand. he also drops his mic. I know so many fan-fictions that started like this…

Dean extends his fist. Seth stares at his fist as if he’s never seen it before. He then drops it and is about to walk out. Dean then turn him around. They shove each other. Fists! We get a rumble! Dean mounts and starts with some rights. He kicks Seth around a bit then stands up and asks why, what’s Seth’s problem. Dean leaves, but Seth grabs him from behind then pulls him down and beats him down. Dean sends Seth to the outside…sorta. They’re on the outside. Someone drops their phone.

Cesaro and Sheamus rush down the ring and attack!!!! They head straight for Dean. They send him over the barricade into the crowd then grab Seth and send him into the barricade chest first. They send Seth into the ring. Stomps to Seth.

Ambrose eventaully comes back into the ring and attack Sheamus and Cesaro. Cesaro shoots him down and hits crossfaces from above. Sheamus stomps. They lift Dean up by the mouth. Just as Sheamus is about to Brogue Kick Dean, Seth flies of the top rope and attacks Sheamus. Dean and Seth fight back, sending Sheamus and Dean away. They sends Sheamus over the top rope. Kick to Cesaro from Seth. Dropkick from Dean. Clotheslines from both send Cesaro over the top rope. The shield sans Roman is in the ring.

They stare each other down, then listen to the crowd. They struggle with the notion of teaming up. Dean extends his fist then stops. Seth does the same, then drops it. They then, at the same time, extend the fists like they’re Wonder Twins. The crowd loves it.

Kurt Angle is here. He says that Sheamus and Cesaro will be defending their titles against Dean and Seth this Sunday!

We get a news update about Ric Flair who has undergone surgery, but is not quite out of the woods but they will update us when needed.

At the bottom of the ramp is a high standing chair, kind of like a lifeguard tower. I’m sure it’s for Alexa.

After the entrance of Nia and Sasha, Alexa comes out, and the chair-tower is, in fact, for Alexa. Awesome.

Match 1: Women’s Number One Contendership Match
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax
Nia smashes Sasha against the ropes almost immediately, and Sasha is down. The crowd hates her. I’m indifferent as of now.

After a commercial break, I’ve decided I hate Nia, too. She slides Sasha to the apron. Sasha stands and Nia headbutts her down. Nia heads to the outside and tries to drag Sasha off the apron. Sasha goes for a hurricanrana, but Nia locks on and just swings Sasha into the barricade. Guys, like seriously, hard as fuck. Nia sends Sasha into the ring and covers for 1..2…NO! Nia grabs the head of Sasha. Bear hug from Nia. Nia lets go then tosses Sasha across the ring. She does it again, sending Sasha into the corner, then trucks Sasha down with a tackle. Cover from Nia for 1..2….NO!! Leg drop from Nia for 1..2…NO! Nia locks the arms from behind. Double chicken wing but Sasha rolls this into a pin for 1..2..NO! Nia gets under Sasha and stands. Sasha is on her shoulders. She pulls back on the chin of Nia. Nia turns this into a firemans and hits a Samoan Drop for 1..2…NO! Cover for 1..2…NO!!!! Sasha gets the ropes, just barely! Nia stands up. Grabs Sasha. Sets up for another Samoan Drop. Hits it and looks for a pin, but Sasha rolls out of the ring!!! Nice. The ref starts the count. Nia heads to the outside. She sends Sasha back into the ring. Nia heads in after. Sasha with an axe handle to the gut. Another. Sasha with a roll up for 1…NO! Nia goes for an elbow drop but Sasha moves!

We are back, and Nia is placing Sasha on the top rope in the corner. She climbs up but Sasha drops a bunch of elbows to her head. She goes for a Sunset Flip, but Nia holds on, so Sasha kicks the legs, and Nia falls to the 2nd rope. Sasha with a knee drop! Pin for 1..2…NO!!! Sasha is up first. She runs towards Nia in the corner and hits a running knee! A few more knees to Nia. Sasha backs up, speeds up, and runs right into abig boot from Nia! Nia reaches down. Sasha locks the arm. BANK STATEMENT!!!! Nia crawls towards the ropes. Her arm is out. Sasha hops over Nia and locks the opposite arm!

Nia gets on her knees She’s up. She lifts Sasha, but Sasha turns it into a DDT! BANK STATEMENT!!!! Nia taps!!!

Winner and Number One Contender: Sasha Banks
Yay!
Match Quality: **1/2
Personal Enjoyment: ***1/2
Total Rating:***

Sasha gets to the top rope and stares straight at Alexa. Alexa holds her title in the air in response.

Backstage, Kurt Angle is watching and is happy with the results. He says Summerslam is going to be tremendous. He wants to talk To The Hardy Boyz. Angle tells The Hardyz that they were going to get Revival at Summerslam, but they can’t now. The Miz interrupts and wants to know what Angle is going to do to make up for last week. The Hardyz laugh. Miz is upset. Angle says that Axel will have his match with Jordan tonight. Anything else Miz has an issue with, he can take it up with Brock.

Miz says Angle’s protection of his son and The Hardyz, that ends tonight. Axel won’t be taking on Jason Jordan…The Miz is.

A ref comes out of nowhere to tell Angle that we have a problem with Wyatt and Finn and he needs to go now. Angle leaves while MIz gets upset for being interrupted and left hanging.

We come back to the show and Wyatt and Finn are in a battle of fisticuffs. Agents are holding Finn and Wyatt back. Angle says to wait till Summerslam. Finn says they don’t need to wait, and attacks. Guys hold them back again and Angle says Summerslam is coming early because they are going one-on-one….TONIGHT!!

And now for something completely different….

Elias is here to sing about clam chowder.

What’s Up with that?

Speaking of which…R-Truth is back!

Match 2: Elias vs R-Truth

Elias cuts Truth’s entrance off with a huge kick and drops Truth down hard. He locks his head and sets up. He hits a fisherman’s twisting something or other. I didn’t hear what Cole called it, so let’s just call it The Samsonite till I figure it out.

Winner: Elias
Commentary still calling him Samson, so I don’t even know what to call this man.
Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR

UPDATE: The move is called The Drift Away. I like mine better.

We’re back after a break, and The Shark Cage is in the middle of the ring. Man, how original…

Big Cass makes his average sized entrance.

He gets in the ring with the cage and tries to bring up This Sunday. Every time he says, “This Sunday…” the crowd cuts him off with boos. Good crowd. He tries over and over, and the crowd ain’t down. He says he’ll stay here all night. This Sunday it will be Big Show vs Big Cass at Summerslam.

Cass says he’s just going to talk over them. When he talks, it matters. When we talk, it does not. The Big show is going to bring his new best friend Enzo with him. Well, duh, he’ll be in a cage. Cass questions the friendship. Cass says Enzo needs The Big Show. Enzo is nothing without someone to have his back. Crowd is still booin. Cass says Enzo pisses someone off every single day. As or The Big Show, why does he need Enzo? Are they really friends or does he need Enzo to stay relevant? Show needs his Jester to come out and dance for him and tell all his jokes and use clever lines that are never understood, but we cheer anyway.

Cass looks like a big, cute, lil bunny.

Enzo will be in this cage. Enzo will be suspended high above the ring. Cass continues to talk, but say nothin until Enzo comes out bein every bit a G that I know him to be.

Enzo mocks Cass being cut off by the crowd. He wonders if Cass is alright, because right now, Cass is rambling like a man who has been knocked down two weeks in a row. Wait…cuz you did.

Cass calls him the funny guy.

Enzo does his walk and dance, then does a little shimmy.

Cass says if Enzo has something to say, then say it to his face.

Enzo wonders if Cass is still seeing stars. Of course he is, he’s lookin at Enzo. But hey, how about we add another star to the equation and make it a constellation – and it ain’t gonna be The Big Dipper, it’s The Big Show.

Big Show is out and walks seriously, which is greatly juxtaposed by Enzo actin a fool.

Big Show hops up on the apron. Cass backs up. Show is in. The cage is in between he and Cass. Enzo gets on the apron. Cass sends him off the hard way. Show attacks, but Anderson and Gallows are here!!! Show takes care of all three with clotheslines, then Show goozles. BIG BOOT from Cass! All three stomp down Cass. Gallows has a belt in his hand. They stomp Show down. Gallows wraps Show’s hand with a belt then crosses Show with it. Gallows drags Show’s hand into thecage. Cass grabs the door and swings it hard across Big Show’s hand. Gallows pulls Show’s hand with the belt and Cass stomps it over and over and over. Anderson is holding the legs. Stomps to the hand. Cass with another stomp until a bunch of refs that are all likely shorter than I am run in to stop the attack.

So, apparently, not only are we getting Wyatt and Finn tonight as well as Sunday (allegedly), we are also getting Neville vs Akira tonight.

Match 3: Cruiserweight Championship Match
Akira Tozawa vs Neville
They get super special announcing beforehand. Tozawa with a surprise rollup for 1..2..NO! They circle. Lockup and a side headlock. Tozawa shoots Neville to the ropes. Neville comes back with a tackle and a pin for 1. Side headlock for Neville. He hops over a drop, splash, gets tripped up, Tozawa pins for 1…NO! Both men up. Nice exchange. These two men go forehead to forehead, talking shit. Neville goes for a kick, Tozawa twists, then hits a dropkick. Chop in the corner. Another chop in the corner. Another chop. Again. One more. More. Kick from Neville sends Tozawa down hard. Neville whips, reversed, Neville hops up, flips backwards over Tozawa, and lands on his feet. He runs. Tozawa tosses him over the ropes. Neville lands on his feet. Dropkick! Tozawa looks for a suicide dive, but Neville rushes the ring and Tozawa drops him with a pin for 1..2…NO!!!

Back from a break and Neville hits a dropkick from the top rope then pins like a cocky prick. 1..2..NO!! Neville grabs Tozawa by the hair. He works the arm from behind and above. Tozawa turns into the hold then hits a back suplex. He reaches forward, Neville grabs him, both men up. Neville misses a kick. Tozawa hits one, misses the second. He lifts Neville and drops him hard on his back. neville heads to the outside. Tozawa hits the ropes. SUICIDE DIVE! Akira rushes back in the ring. he hits the rope. Another Suicide Dive!!! I’ve never seen them look so good. Tozawa sends Neville into the ring. Cover for 1..2..NO!!! Whip from Akira, reversed, Tozawa holds the ropes. Neville falls on his ass. Kick to the face. SENTON to Neville. Tozawa goes to the top rope. Neville is up! Right hand. Neville grabs the head. We are on the top rope. Tozawa fights away with some right hands. He sends Neville locks the head anyway. SUPERPLEX from Neville!!!!

Neville is up. Tozawa in the corner. Neville eats a boot. Right hand form Akira. Kick from Neville. Again to the chest. Again to the gut. Neville hits the ropes. Tozawa with a hurricanrana, Standing Enziguri!! Damn that was sick. Tozawa to the top rope. Neville is laid out flat. Tozawa calls for it! Neville is up!!!!! Tozawa rolls through. Tozawa rushes the corner, but the ref is in the way!!! Neville used the ref!!! He goes for Rings of Saturn!!! Tozawa escapes!!!! He turns it into a pin! 1..2….NO!!!! Oh shittttt! Tozawa is up! Neville grabs the arm and sends Tozawa into the corner shoulder first. Neville is on the top rope. Red Arrow attempt! HE MISSES!!!!!

Tozawa rolls out of the way! Tozawa heads to the top rope!!! Tozawa calls for it! SENTON!!! PIn!!! 1…2……3!!!!! TOZAWA WINS TITUS IS HYPED AS FUCK!!!

Winner and NEW Cruiserweight Champion: Akira Tozawa
Tozawa winning is great, but Titus and Apollo celebrating with him made it all that much better.
Match Quality: ***3/4
Personal Enjoyment: *****
Total Rating: ****1/2

Big Show’s hand is officially broken, and Enzo tells him Summerslam is off. Big Show says he’s Big Show, so don’t forget yo.

Backstage in another area, Hot Ass Evil Emma is telling a bronzed Mickie James that she has issues with bein screwed and overlooked. Mickie tells her to put her phone down and shut up and step in the ring with a 6-time Women’s Champion tonight.

Bray Wyatt makes his entrance.
2017 passes.

It is now 2018.

Match 4: Bray Wyatt vs Finn Balor
Balor dodges Bray immediately and locks in a sideheadlock. Knees trikes to Bray right back into the side headlock. Whip to the corner and Bray tries for his upside down hanging thing. Finn with achop. Bray with an elbow. Balor dodges a splash in the corner and hits a high kick. He goes for a springboard, but Bray hits a right hand to the chin. He drags Balor in the ring and hits Balor in the gut. Bray hits the back with his forearm then drops a right tho eface. Finn is up and hits a right hand. Bray with a throat thrust. Finn sends Bray to the outside. Dropkick through the ropes. Finn on the apron. Running kick to the face!

We are back, and Bray drops Finn with a side headlock. Bray is all smiles. They go back and forth with right hands. Wyatt hits a headbutt then a hard ass clothesline. Cover from Wyatt for 1..2..NO! Wyatt with another headlock from above. Balor turns into the hold, hits a jawbreaker, then gets in a right hand. Wyatt shoves him into the ropes. Forearm to the chin. Overhead kick from Finn! Finn kicks out of the corner. Another one from another corner .Clothesline. A shove. Dropkick to the face of the kneed Wyatt. Wyatt in the corner. Finn splashes. Hops over, eats a boot, but Finn hits a running kick to Wyatt, who falls off the corner and down. Pin for 1..2..NO!!! Finn lkocks the head, Wyatt shoves. They each hit the ropes, and Wyatt hits the huge crossbody he loves to do. Pin for 1..2..NO!!!! Wyatt wants the Uranage, but Finn escapes and hits a slingblade. Wyatt is up. Balor goes for a dropkick, but Wyatt side steps. Senton by Wyatt. Pin for 1..2..NO!!! Wyatt is up first. He hangs upside down and Cole calls it one of the strangest scenes in the WWE. Idiot. Sister Abigail attempt, but Finn escapes. Double stomp to the chest. Wyatt leaves the ring. Balor leaves. Running dropkick to the chest of Wyatt into the barricade! Balor sends Wyatt into the ring then heads to the top rope.

Wyatt is up! He shoves Finn off the corner and crotches him. Wyatt drags him off the corner and hits Sister Abigail. Pin for 1..2…3!!

Winner: Bray Wyatt
What was the point of this?
Match Quality: ***
Personal Enjoyment: **
Total Rating: **1/2

Bray wants twins!! He hits ANOTHER SISTER ABIGAIL!!!

Lights go out for a while.

They come back on and Wyatt has a bucket. Balor is propped in a seated position in the corner. Bray says that this is what happens when you send a boy to do the Devil’s work.

Bray covers Finn in the corner with a red substance that I presume is blood.

We get a recap of earlier in the night when someone dropped their phone nearby the ring.

It didn’t “Cell” well…

*Crickets*

Match 4: Hot Ass Evil Emma vs Mickie James
Lockup to start, and Mickie is sent to the corner. Hot Ass Evil Emma has a side headlock in hard. It’s released, Mickie hits a clothesline. Spinning kick to the gut and a kick to the face. ASnapmare and Mickie hits a kick to the face. Cover for 1..2..NO! Hot Ass Evil Emma is slow to stand. Mickie with a flapjack. Kip up and Mickie hits the top rope in the corner. HOt Ass Evil Emma trips her up and Mickie tumbles all the way down. Hot Ass Evil Emma heads to the outside and grabs Mickie. She sends her back in the ring and covers for 1..2…NO! Hot Ass Evil Emma with a snapmare of her own. Half Nelson into a Full Nelson locked in. Hot Ass Evil Emma with a clothesline after Mickie escapes. Pin for 1…2..NO! Hot Ass Evil Emma stands on the hair and pulls Mickie up. Cover from Hot Ass Evil Emma for 1..2…NO!!! Whip to Mickie. Mickie with a kick right out of the corner! Mickie on the top rope. Hot Ass Evil Emma pulls Mickie off the corner. Pin for 1..2..NO!!! Hot Ass Evil Emma tries for another cover for 1..2..NO!!!

Hot Ass Evil Emma goes for a body slam, but mickie lands on her feet. High kick from Mickie to the face. Pin for 1..2….3!!!

Winner: Mickie James
Yawn
Match Quality: *1/2
Personal Enjoyment: *
Total Rating: **1/4

Backstage, Angle’s door opens and a bloodied Finn Balor comes out. He says he has his rematch at Summerslam. Bray Wyatt has his demons, but this Sunday, he’ll find out that Finn’s got his Demons too….

Corey Graves: “…uh oh!” hahahaha

Match 5: The Miz vs Jason Jordan
Miz backs up just as Jordan is about to shoot. Jordan ducks under and lifts Miz on his shoulders then drops him down. Front Face lokc and Jordan spins then grabs mIz from behind. He’s up by the ropes and Jordan holds on. Miz with a cheapshot. Jordan with a dropkick. Miz leaves the ring for a bit then gets back in slowly. Axel and Bo get on the apron to distract but it doesn’t work. Miz is in the corner. Jordan with a running shoulder. He’s about to hit his finisher, but Axel and Bo attack!!

Winner: Jason Jordan via DQ
Jordan looked crisp as fuck
Match Quality: NR
Personal Enjoyment: NR
Total Rating: NR

We get the three on one beatdown untillll…The Hardy Boyz are here!!! They attack Bo and Axel, sending him to the outside. Whip to The Miz, Poetry in Motion. Jordan with a belly to belly!

Angle has turned this into a six man tag team amtch

Match 6: The Hardy Boyz and Jason Jordan vs Curtis Axel, The Miz, and Bo Dallas
Matt drops an elbow to the side of Axel’s head. Matt grabs the arm and drops it on his shoulder numerous times. He works the arm a bit then tags in Jeff. Kicks to Axel and he works the right arm. Jordan is in and chops Axel down hard. He lifts the arm of Axel and works it a bit, pulling and twisting it hard. Whip to the corner. Dropkick by Jordan. Deep arm drag from Jordan. Axel with a kick and a fist to the back of the head. Tag to Bo, and Jordan hits a Fireman’s Carry takedown. Tag to Matt. DDT to Bo. Cover for 1..2…NO! Matt grabs Bo up, works the left arm. Tag to Jeff and we get a double kick into a leg drop/splash cover. Pin for 1..2..NO! Jeff sends Bo into the corner. Whip and Bo reverses. Jeff omes out of the corner with a hard clothesline. Axe handle to Bo’s back. Jeff grabs the arm and tags in Jordan. Jordan in with an arm takeover and pin for 1..2..NO! Jason holds onto the arm, never releasing from the previous pin. Kick from Bo, but we get a blind tag. Jordan sends Bo to the outside. Miz rushes the ring. Jordan goes to give him a right but Miz leaves the ring. Jordan grabs him and brings him into the ring the hard way. He sends Miz into the corner and goes for a shoulder, but Axel pulls him out of the way and Jordan hits the ringpost!

We’re back and Axel hits a backbreaker on Jordan. Axel is on the nd rope. He drops an elbow but Jordan has moved. Jordan tries for a tag, but Axel holds the ankle. Jordan gets the tag. Matt is in hitting right hands. He gets the Delete headbutts in the corner. Matt rushes the corner for a clothesline into a bulldog and a cover for 1..2…NO! Hardy calls for the Twist of Fate, but Axel shoves him. Matt hits a back elbow. Matt grabs the neck and drops Axel down hard. Pin for 1..2..NO! Matt sends Miz off the corner. Axel with a foreram to Matt. Tag to Miz. Miz stomps Matt down hard and repeatedly. Stomps from The Miz to Matt in the corner. Tag to Bo. He drops some knees to Matt. Cover for 1..2….NO! Cravat from behind. Matt fighths out but Bo tags in Axel and they double team. Axel on his own hits rights to Matt then gets a chinlock in from behind. Curtis backs Miz into the corner. Axel rushes the corner, goes for a splash, but matt side steps and ends up dropping Axel to the mat.

Tag to Miz. Matt doesn’t quite make it. Miz drops an axe handle to the back of Matt then cheapshots Jordan off the apron. Miz goes for his corner clothesline, but Matt hits one of his own. Tag to Jeff. Tag to Bo. Jeff with a right to the face. Inverted Atomic Drop. Leg Drop to the crotch. Pin for 1..2…NO! Kick Twist of Fate, but Bo counters and whips. Jeff sends Axel off the apron. Whisper in the Wind and a pin for 1..2…NO!!! Jeff stomps. He gets to the ropes. He knocks axel off the apron. Miz distracts. Swinging Neckbreaker off the top rope! Jordan in to stop the pin. Miz is in. Belly to Belly1 Jordan sends Miz off the apron. Bo sends him to the outside. Jeff with a rol–no. Bo grabs. Twist of Fate. Jeff covers. Axel in. 1..2..NO!!

Axel breaks it up. Jordan back in. Sends Axel out. Jordan with the elevated neckbreaker. Belly to Belly to Bo. Matt with a kick. Twist of Fate. Jeff is up top. Swanton! Pin for 1..2…..3!!!!

Winner:
Looks like they’re trying to give Jordan a rub.
Match Quality: **1/2
Personal Enjoyment: **1/2
Total Rating: **1/2

Cole with an official announcement of “The Demon” Finn Balor vs Bray Wyatt. What an odd way of blatantly saying The Demon will be there…

Main Event Interview Time

Brock is out first with his advoacte. Heyman introduces Brock as only Heyman can do. Heyman wants to shoot from the hip. In a desparate effort to squeeze one last pop out of his client, the WWE and Angle have conspired to arrange a face to face x’s 4. Heyman calls this a prison fight. If you put this Beast in the same ring at the same time with the last man standing Braun Strowman, the Samoan Rip Off Artist Samoa Joe, and the Big Dog, Roman Reigns…..you can have all the security that you want, and add 10,000 more right here, right now. Tonight. All Hell is going to break loose. Brock’s bad mood is justified, because this vast conspiracy. Because Brock is willing to listen to ideas that don’t include WWE, Kurt and the WWe have conspired that this unbeatable champion against 3 top contenders in a match that assures us a new champ, and when these three get Brock out of the equation, it guarantees us a new champ, and at that moment, anyone can “eek” a victory over anyone else and escape with the title.

Heyman is a fan, and as a fan, that concept sucks. On the night that Brock loses the title, it will be because someone was man enough to slay the beast, man enough to pin or tap out Brock. That man will stand over Brock and hold the title high in the air, and all of us can point to him and say, “That’s my guy, that’s MY Universal Champion.” That sure as hell won’t be Samoa Joe, though. He’s 300 lbs and desparate to steal so he could crawl back to his tribe and offer the championship as a significance of his tribal spirit.

Braun has all the tools to be champion, but in the horror film that happens this Sunday, Beast slays Monster.

Then there’s Roman Reigns. (Boos from crowd). The man that retired The Undertaker. Roman says THIS is his yard. As long as brock is Champion, Reigns’ “yard” is in Brock’s house, and rent is due Sunday at Summerslam!

Heyman doesn’t make predictions; only spoilers. One of two things will happen. One) The conspiracy against Brock is successful. They take the title off of Brock and Heyman and Brock leave. If this is the case, you may has well lock Brock up in a cage. Two) Brock Lesnar beats any one of the thtree and proves what Heyman has known all this time. For 15 years, all he has done is undercut the greatness of the man that stands before you tonight. This is his case for us to subscribe and watch Summerslam, for he is our humble advocate Paul Heyman, and this is….BROOOOCKKKK LESSSSNAR!!!!

Samoa Joe is out first and he likely has very little to say. Joe pushes one of the security guards aside before entering the ring. haha.

Joe has a mic and stares down Brock. He says that he’s told them from day 1, that he doesn’t fear Brock. He wants to alleviate some of Heyman’s fears. At Summerslam, when Joe comes for the title, he’s coming to rip it from Brock’s hands after putting him to sleep in the middle of the ring.

BRAAAAAUUUNNNNN!!!!

“In case you didn’t know, I am always the last man standing. Ask Roman Reigns.” – Braun

Joe questions Braun being the Last Man Standing. He says as he remembers last week, Reigns was stomping Braun around the building until Joe arrived. Braun is merely a man who barely stood up while Joe put Roman Reigns down.

Reigns heads to the ring.

SPEAR TO JOE!!! Braun turns him around. He hits a powerslam! Braun turns. Brock is watching him from the corner. Braun turns slowly and stares down Brock. Security rushes the ring to stop these big guys. Crowd hates them for it. Half has Brock. Half has Braun. They are holding them back in the corner. Brock is able to break them, and nearly makes it, but Security holds them back. Braun does the same, but is stopped short. Brain starts fighting security. Brock does the same, sending them over the top rope. Brock with a clothesline. Braun sends a bunch. Kurt asks for more help. Braun turns. The RAW locker room comes down. Again….ugh. Makes no sense.

Brock and Braun are kept apart. Gallows and Anderson hold Joe back outside of the ring. Brock rushes the ring. He attacks Braun!!! The roster holds Brock back again. Braun escapes this time and splashes the entire crowd. We get another pull apart and this was just…horrible done.

End Show