wrestling / News

Beyond vs. Women’s Wrestling Revolution Lit Up Results

April 6, 2018 | Posted by Larry Csonka
Toni Storm PROGRESS Beyond

Credit Adam Cardoza and Pwinsider.com:

Deonna Purrazzo vs. Matthew Riddle: Deonna is Riddle’s third opponent of the day. She immediately goes after the SAME limbs that Zack Sabre Jr stretched in the main event of the previous show. Her opponent hobbled, Purrazzo goes to work on Riddle until he catches a huracanrana attempt into a Powerbomb and running knee, which puts Deonna down for the count.

Winner: Matt Riddle

Post-match, James Ellsworth ambushes Riddle with the inter gender championship belt. This builds some hype for their match at Sprig Break tomorrow.

Team PAWG (Jordynne Grace & LuFisto) vs. LAX (Santana & Ortiz): Santana with a big boot to Grace. He gets mauled by both members of PAWG. Ortiz tags in and hits a plank splash and a northern lights suplex on Lufisto for a near fall. They try to hit the double hip attack on Santana but Ortiz trips Lufisto up. Lufisto and Santana are throwing strikes until Santana ends it on a cutter. LAX with dives to the outside. PAWG takes over, getting near fall off a muscle buster/powerbomb on Santana. They hit the double hip, Santana kicks out! Grace with falcon arrow on Santana finally seals the deal. This was fun.

Winners: Team PAWG

Josh Briggs vs. Davienne: Davienne with a powerbomb off the top rope as Briggs gets his introduction. She suplexes and posts him for another near fall. Corner chops and strikes, Davienne is on fire. Briggs gets a shot in and eats a German suplex. She drapes him on the apron and lays in some kicks. Briggs comes back with a trio of big boots. Davienne with a Samoan drop. She reverses a chokeslam into a x-factor. He catches her running and gets the pin after a chokeslam across the knees. Crowd was a little dead for this one, as Briggs and Davienne are mostly unknown to this audience.

Winner: Josh Briggs

Doom Patrol (Chris Dickinson & Jaka) vs. Twisted Sisterz (Thunder Rosa & Holidead): Jaka gets tossed around by Rosa in the early going with a pair of lucha armdrags and a Lou Thez from the apron to the outside. Holidead tags in. “That’s all you” says Jaka as he tags Dickinson in. Holidead and Chris go blow for blow, Dickinson hitting a big falcon arrow for a near fall. They try to isolate Holidead and keep Rosa at bay. Holidead turns the tide with a Yakuza kick and spinebuster. Rosa in with Jaka and he’s getting beat up, near fall off a top rope hurancanrana. They attempt to double team but Rosa clears them out. Near fall on Jaka after a double team splash. Dickinson back in for a hot second to German Holidead. Chaos of double team moves. Jaka is finally isolated and is pinned off a pedigree/top rope stomp combo. Good match.

Winners: Twisted Sisterz

Karen Q vs. Jonathan Gresham: This is a match full of back and forth technical chain wrestling. When Gresham realizes he’s not coming out on top easily, he starts beating on Q’s arm and working towards a sub. Back and forth pin attempts, tumbling around the ring. A brief scramble and a forehead collision lays them out together. Back and forth elbows. Q drops Gresham but he’s up with an enziguri and German for a near fall. A final brief scramble and Gresham bridges Q for the pin. This was really good.

Winner: Jonathan Gresham

Joey Ryan & Laura James vs. Rumblebees (Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee: It’s a Joey match so you know the spots. Blow pop. Touch it. No I won’t touch it. It gets touched…a lot. The finish comes when Joey puts his blowpop in Solo’s mouth, causing the Sugar Creature to hulk out on sugar, getting the tap on Ryan with a cloverleaf.

Winners: The Rumblebees

Kimber Lee vs. Tracy Williams: Technical back and forth, Williams dumps Kimber on her face. Kimber returns fire with an alligator clutch. Williams with a Powerbomb. Kimber with a top rope dropkick. Williams with a German for a near fall. Kim tries to cut him down with kicks but Williams blasts her with a lariat into a crossface. Kim taps. This was decent but the ending fell flat for the crowd cheering for the returning Lee.

Winner: Tracy Williams

Mia Yim vs. Tessa Blanchard vs. Maxwell Jacob Friedman vs. Wheeler YUTA: MJF runs down all his opponents before the match. He ducks out, letting Tessa and Mia gang up on Yuta. Tessa lays out both guys with a dive. Mia locks in a armbar on Tessa. The guys are back in, everyone trying to lock in a sub. MJF with an eye poke on Mia, who responds with a German. Mia slams Tessa into a cornered MJF. Yuta teases a piledriver. Mia teases one too. Yuta and MJF collide heads and Tessa gets the pin on MJF. This was a blast.

Winner: Tessa Blanchard

Jimmy Havoc vs. Jessicka Havok: Jessicka tried a couple of chokeslams. Jimmy goes for a couple rainmakers. Jessicka with a few back drops. Havoc with a double stomp. They go to the outside. Havoc bites Havok’s foot to stop some kicks but he gets powerbombed on the ring apron. Back in the ring, Jimmy tries to chop his opponent down but eats two chokeslams and a Powerbomb to get the pin.

Winner: Jessicka Havok/b>

Joey Janela & Penelope Ford vs. Session Moth Martina & Orange Cassidy: Orange starts with his lazy man rope work, confusing Penelope with Joey at points. Martina is in, tossing Janelope to the outside. She hits the ropes about 20 times before needing a beer to complete the tope. We have a bit where Martina attempts to emulate Penelope’s handspring elbow. Janela says he’s gonna beat her and eat her 47 children. Orange with the laziest hot tag ever. Martina and Orange go for their respective drinks and Janelope is misted. Martina pulls a condom out of her pants and does a Mr. Socko spot on Janela (that gets transferred to Cassidy). Orange with the slowest Canadian Destroyer ever on Janela until Penelope hits a crossbody on Orange for the pin. This was dumb but fun.

Winners: Janelope

Toni Storm vs. Timothy Thatcher: The story here is Toni Storm attacking Thatcher with everything she has, only for her to be beaten back to the mat. This happens several times, with Thatcher trapping her in several painful holds in between. It gets uncomfortable but Storm refuses to give in. Thatcher is wobbled and dropped at points after several headbutts but he keeps the pressure on. Thatcher blasts her with a European uppercut but gets caught in a triangle choke when he comes in for the kill. He tries to escape but Storm transitions to an armbar and Thatcher immediately taps out. This was a good finish.

Winner: Toni Storm