Botched!: Alicia Fox’s Quick Healing, Kane Tripping, More

Hi, hello & welcome to the column that nobody in the world of pro wrestling wants to be involved in: Botched! WWE was building towards Clash of Champions and there may have been five bumps along the way. Let’s hit them.

1. How much does dis guy Cesaro weigh?: I find myself keeping more of an eye of Jojo lately, which probably doesn’t bode well for her future of avoiding placement in this column.

Two hundred & twenty twone pounds indeed.

2. Alicia Fox is a quick healer: Absolution has made a habit out of taking women out backstage & stealing their on camera. They pulled the same act on Alicia Fox on Monday, apparently attacking her backstage and causing a wrist injury. Paige, Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville ended up getting a taste of their own medicine this week, as the entire division came down to run them out of the ring.

Including Alicia Fox.

Foxy, to her credit, was still selling the injury. But what kind of goofy doctor lets her run down there?

3. Kane’s trippin’: Oh, Kane. You trippin’, boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Kaaaaaaaaane pic.twitter.com/xKgmzbvMZL

— MaffewBotchamaniaGuy (@Maffewgregg) December 12, 2017

I thought Kane main event pushes were played out in 2007. Little did I know I’d still be making these types of comments in 2017. Where is life going?

4. Happy Birthday, Sabu!: WWE Network’s Twitter account wanted to wish Sabu a Happy Birthday on Tuesday. Which in itself isn’t a botch, as Sabu was in fact born on December 12. The problem came up when they tried to put a video in their tweet.

Instead of Sabu getting another victory, Beth Phoenix superplexes Kelly Kelly in the video. Maybe Sabu would rather watch Beth Phoenix & Kelly Kelly than himself, so it was a birthday present from WWE to Sabu? Sure, we’ll go with that.

5. Bryan’s Awkward Entrance: Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn decided to follow in Daniel Bryan’s footsteps on Tuesday night, attempting to Occupy SmackDown with the Yep Movement. Bryan would join them in the ring to lay down the law, but his entrance into the proceedings was a bit off.

Bryan just randomly pops up on the stage, and eventually his music starts playing. It was pretty awkward. Either play the music when he first appears or not at all, am I right?

Thanks for reading! If you see (or hear) anything wrong in the world of wrestling, let me know via Twitter or e-mail at [email protected]. Have a good weekend!