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Botched!: Darby Allin vs. Ropes, Blade vs. Table, More
Hi, hello & welcome to Botched! We’ve got a lot of AEW this time around, with a little GCW fun mixed in. We cover WWE enough in this column so I think it’s nice to spread the love every once in awhile.
1. I think Cage lost him in the lights
Darby Allin likes jumping onto people. Sometimes, Brian Cage isn’t really feeling that whole “catching people” thing.
Yikes.#AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/wg9Rlhziyz
— GIFSkull IV – Fire @Jack Dorsey, Antitrust ASAP (@GifSkullIV) July 30, 2020
We’ve got more with Darby in a little bit. He’s had an interesting couple of weeks/months/years.
2. Blades don’t go through AEW tables
I’ve seen some rough table spots over the years, but this attempt by The Blade to take one out by himself ranks pretty high on the list.
#AEWDynamite
I AM THE TABLE. pic.twitter.com/BOZYRwfmjl— GIFSkull IV – Fire @Jack Dorsey, Antitrust ASAP (@GifSkullIV) July 23, 2020
I think the wind got him on that one. We got more wind-related hijinks later!
3. Darby into the ropes!
Here’s Darby Allin again, this time having a painful interaction with the ring ropes…
GOOOOOOOOOD
LOOOOOOOORD#AEWDynamite is LIVE Wednesday at 8/7c on TNT #AEWonTnT pic.twitter.com/kJW0Ws9GYs— Colt Cabana (@ColtCabana) July 28, 2020
He was wrestling this week on Dynamite, so one presumes Allin survived unscathed, but still a pretty scary moment. Those ropes are more dangerous than they look.
4. Not quite a Code Red
Diamante had a big opportunity on Dynamite, taking on AEW Women’s Champion Hikaru Shida. Unfortunately, her attempt at a Code Red could have gone better.
lol what 😂#AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/6fFYedRH5H
— GIFSkull IV – Fire @Jack Dorsey, Antitrust ASAP (@GifSkullIV) July 30, 2020
Looked more like a sunset flip, which is one that you don’t see enough of these days for my money.
5. Mother Nature says no fire in wrestling
Game Changer Wrestling had a couple of socially distanced shows over the weekend. Lots of hardcore shenanigans went on, but an attempt to light a wrestler on fire was snuffed out by the wind.
.@Maffewgregg I think you might enjoy this #GCWHOMECOMING pic.twitter.com/aAFjr6ojBI
— #OrlandoDeathSquad (@gorelandodeath) July 26, 2020
You know what? That’s probably for the best. Lighting people on fire is typically a bad idea anyway.
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