Botched!: Late Foxy, Sasha Dives, Kofi Trippin, More

Hi, hello & welcome to Botched! It was a busy week in the world of wrestling. Evolution went down on Sunday. I liked the show, but it takes up most of this column because that’s what the people were paying attention to. I watched Raw & don’t remember any of it. SmackDown had some fun stuff, and there was a show on Friday after I wrote this that we might cover next week.

Lots of stuff going on, so let’s get right to it.

1. Late Foxy: Evolution started off with Trish Stratus & Lita taking on Mickie James & Alicia Fox. It went pretty well, the crowd was really hyped for the whole piece of business. There was a problem toward the end when Trish hit the Stratusfaction bulldog on Mickie. Alicia was supposed to break up the pin, and she did…eventually…

watching evolution

no idea why they'd show a replay of the ref stopping the count because fox was late pic.twitter.com/gdndIy8J44

— MaffewBotchamaniaGuy (@Maffewgregg) October 29, 2018

I had to laugh when they showed the replay that completely exposed it. It looked better the first time.

2. Kind of a side slam : The Historic Women’s Battle Royal was a fairly typical battle royal. Lots of wild stuff going on, like Ember Moon’s side slam on Carmella. My man Daniel with the GIFage for this one and the next two.

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Ember didn’t get a hold of Carmella where she needed to. There’s some kind of joke there maybe.

3. Ivory vs. the ropes: Mandy Rose tried to eliminate Ivory from the battle royal. She lost her grip & the ropes wanted nothing to do with it.

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Ivory looks so frustrated for somebody that managed to avoid elimination.

4. Sasha dives typically don’t end well: Sasha Banks likes doing dives. I don’t fault her for that, dives always pop a crowd. Unfortunately, it seems like every time she does one it ends up looking something like this.

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It’s gotta suck when you land on your ass on the hardest part of the ring. At least it was an accidental apron bump, so I can’t get mad about it.

5. Kofi’s agility took a night off: The Brood Day appeared on SmackDown Live this week, and I think we can all agree it was pretty glorious. The ordinarily graceful Kofi Kingston ran into a problem on his way out of the ring though.

smackdown continues to be the best wwe show pic.twitter.com/5tqRUm90ix

— MaffewBotchamaniaGuy (@Maffewgregg) October 31, 2018

Is this Kofi’s first appearance in the column? He’s certainly not a regular, that’s for sure. Everybody has their moments.

Thanks for reading! If you see (or hear) anything wrong in the world of wrestling, let me know via Twitter or e-mail at [email protected]. Have a good weekend!