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November 23, 2017 | Posted by Larry Csonka
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We go back to Thanksgiving 2008, with Alex Shelley vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Rhino in the turkey bowl finals. Rhyno won the match, “winning $25,000,” while Shelley lost and had to wear the turkey suit. The clip also includes an appearance by authority figure Mick Foley, doing some bad comedy.

– Chef Robert Irvine is here to prepare the Thanksgiving feast.

– We get Thanksgiving memories from various Impact stars.

– Borash is here to draw names for tonight’s turkey bowl match. The loser of the fall will wear the suit. Eli Drake and Chris Adonis arrive, and they draw names. Eddie Edwards will captain team one.

– Edwards is interviewed, and tries to act excited about the match.

– Next week, James Storm vs. Texano.

– The captain of team two is Fantasma. Fantasma is interviewed, and isn’t into this, since they don’t have Thanksgiving on Mexico.

– The tournament to crown a new knockouts champion starts next week. Sienna, Rosemary, Madison Rayne, Allie, KC Spinelli, and Laurel Van Ness will all compete.

– Next week, Patron vs. Impact, Matt Sydal vs. Tyson Dux, Ishimori vs. Hakim Zane, LAX speaks.

We go back to Thanksgiving 2011, for Eric Young vs. Robbie E in the turkey bowl match. Young won, but Robbie E was incapacitated, and Rob Terry had to wear the turkey suit.

– They draw more names, and Allie will team with Eddie Edwards. Allie is interviewed, and of course she’s super excited about it.

– Caleb Konley will team with Fantasma. Lee tells Konley that he better not lose. Standby wrestler Richard Justice will team with Edwards and Allie. Richard Justice gets interviewed, and he’s honored to be in the match.

– We get various Impact stars talking about what they are thankful for.

– KM and Lauren Van Ness will team with Konley and Fantasma. KM wants to prove himself to ATT tonight. LVN acts crazy during her interview.

– We get various Impact stars talking about Thanksgiving memories.

We go back to Thanksgiving 2016, where Grado battled Robbie E over the turkey suit.

– Tonight’s teams are KM, Hijo del Fantasma, Chris Adonis, Laurel Van Ness, & Caleb Konley vs. Eddie Edwards, Richard Justice, Allie, Garza Jr., & Fallah Bahh.

– We see some teams meetings.

– They actually have the teams come out and sit at a table for their feast.

Loser of Fall Wears a Turkey Suit: KM, Hijo del Fantasma, Chris Adonis, Laurel Van Ness, & Caleb Konley vs. Eddie Edwards, Richard Justice, Allie, Garza Jr., & Fallah Bahh: Justice works over Konley, shoves a roll in his mouth and Justice then rolls up Konley. The ladies tag in, with Allie taking control as Drake sits down to eat dinner. KM and Bahh tag in, they work big man spots and strikes. Bahh posts himself, and we take a break. Post break as Bahh takes over on KM. Garza tags in, still working with one arm, and he still makes time to rip off his pants. Bahh takes down KM, allowing Garza to cover for 2. KM quickly cuts him off, tagging in Fantasma. The dropkick connects, and he covers for 2. Adonis now tags in, working over Garza, and covering for 2. Konley tags in, continuing the heat on Garza. KM back in, doing stomps and acting like he’s doing something of importance. Adonis back in, hits a leg drop and covers for 2. He then works a bear hug, slowing things down even more. Garza finally escapes and Edwards gets the hot tag, running wild and taking out the heel team on his own. The blue thunder bomb on Adonis gets 2. It breaks down with everyone brawling, Edwards hits a suicide dive onto Fantasma. Adonis is sent to the floor, Justice and Bahh work over KM as Garza hits a RANA. Konley takes him out, and bodies fly to the floor. Justice to the apron and falls onto the pile, they catch him and Allie flies off the top onto the pile and everyone is down. Adonis and Edwards back in, and Adonis hits a spinebuster. Edwards escapes the Adonis lock and cradles Adonis for the win. Eddie Edwards, Richard Justice, Allie, Garza Jr., & Fallah Bahh defeated KM, Hijo del Fantasma, Chris Adonis, Laurel Van Ness, & Caleb Konley @ 16:13 via pin

– Chris Adonis now has to wear the turkey suit, but Drake tries to get him out of it. He says they will draw at random to see who wears the suit from the losing team, but Borash reminds Chris Adonis that he took an oath to wear the suit if he lost. Adonis refuses and tries to leave, but security cuts him off and brings him back to the ring. Borash then says Adonis is contractually obligated to wear the suit, if he doesn’t, Eli Drake has to wear it. Drake says bullshit to that and Adonis returns to the ring. Adonis puts on the suit and it breaks down into a food fight; Drake accidentally throws a pie into the face of our world champion as a painful two-hours comes to an end.

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