Csonka’s WWE Main Event Review 9.06.19

Csonka’s WWE Main Event Review 9.06.19

OFFICIAL RESULTS
– Mojo Rawley defeated No Way Jose @ 6:09 via pin [**½]
– Sarah Logan defeated Dana Brooke @ 4:35 via pin [**]

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Mojo Rawley vs. No Way Jose: They lock up and Mojo follows with strikes. Jose fights back and then gets mowed down by a shoulder tackle. Jose fires back, takes him down and dumps Mojo. The plancha follows. Back in and Mojo cuts him off and hits the pounce for 2. He lays the boots to Jose, and then whips him to the buckles and covers for 2. Mojo works him over in the corner, slams him down and covers for 2. He grounds the action and Jose fights to his feet but Mojo hits the corner splash for 2. He hits another and then Jose cuts him off with a dropkick. He follows with strikes, clotheslines and a hip toss. The corner splash follows and follows with a backstabber. Mojo rolls to the floor and Jose hits the apron cannonball. Back in and the high cross follow for 2. Mojo fights back, slams him to the buckles and the Alabama slam finishes it. Mojo Rawley defeated No Way Jose @ 6:09 via pin [**½] This was a perfectly solid match, with Jose working hard, but unfortunately, the result means absolutely nothing.

– We head to Raw & Smackdown for KOTR tournament updates. You can read my full Raw review at this link. You can read my full Smackdown review at this link.

– Next are highlights from the Rollins & Strowman contract signing from Raw and the tag champions beating the Good Brothers and then the 5 on 2 heel beat down on the champions. You can read my full Raw review at this link.

– We go back to Raw and Smackdown for the Bayley heel turn and fallout. You can read my full Raw review at this link. You can read my full Smackdown review at this link.

– Back to Smackdown and FTRKO kicking the shit out of Kofi. You can read my full Smackdown review at this link.

Sarah Logan vs. Dana Brooke: Renee questions where these two will go next, Main Event, the answer is always Main Event… or purgatory it’s the same thing. It’s cute that she thinks this matters. Logan dropkicks her to the floor and back in, Logan beats her down in the corner. Dana fires back, gets cut of and Logan grounds the action. She lays the boots to her and follows with knee strikes. Logan sends her to the floor and back in, Dana fires back but eats another knee strike for 2. Logan grounds the action, maintaining control. Dana makes the ropes, but Logan chokes her out and to the apron and Dana gets tripped up. Logan rolls her back in and follows with grounded strikes. Dana fires back, and to the floor slams Logan to the barricade. Dana slams her to the floor and back in, Dana heads up top and the swanton follows for 2. She lays the boots to Logan, but Logan follows with a right and running knee strike for the win. Sarah Logan defeated Dana Brooke @ 4:35 via pin [**] This was their SEVENTH FUCKING MAITCH AGAINST EACH OTHER ON THIS SHOW SINCE JUNE STARTED. If you’ve seen one of these matches, you’ve seen them all. It always goes 4 to 6 minutes, it’s always ok to solid, but you just keep waiting for it to matter or get actually good. They are obviously working hard, both have gotten into better shape, but it just doesn’t matter because the company doesn’t care about Main Event or trying to use it as a way to give anyone momentum for a possible angle on Raw. No, they are as lazy as possible with this Main Event show. But you’d think after SEVEN matches they would actually be, you know, good; but they aren’t. So in closing, FUCK OFF WWE. Maybe if you start caring about this show I will as well, I think I’m one of five or so people that actually watch this.

– We close by going back to Smackdown for the Roman Reigns saga. You can read my full Smackdown review at this link.

The 411 on Wrestling Podcast returns to the 411 Podcasting Network for episode 48. On the show, the good brother, Jeremy Lambert, joins 411’s Larry Csonka and the guys will breakdown & review NJPW Royal Quest 2019 Review, talk WWE’ s most underutilized talents, look at a list of possible suspects in the Chris Jericho belt theft case, and preview the ROH Global Wars Espectacular tour. The show is approximately 122-minutes long.

* Intro
* Most Underutilized WWE Talents: 3:45
* NJPW Fite TV Problems: 32:15
* NJPW Royal Quest 2019 Review: 38:45
* Chris Jericho Loses AEW Championship Belt (plus a list of the possible culprits): 1:05:45
* Bayley Turns Heel On Raw: 1:15:45
* ROH Global Wars Espectacular Dearborn Preview: 1:20:45
* ROH Global Wars Espectacular Chicago Preview: 1:33:05
* ROH Global Wars Espectacular Milwaukee Preview: 1:48:45

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3.0

The final score: review Bad

The 411

WWE Main Event continues to be an absolutely dire show, with the matches and results not mattering. Some will claim minimal effort on the part of the performers, but I can’t blame them as the results don’t matter and the only thing worse would be in NXT as an established indie name stuck on the coconut loop an never making TV. The company doesn’t care, puts no effort into the show on any level and doesn’t even elaborate on the highlights. This show exists, and I cannot see anyone caring about it or actually investing time into watching this on a weekly basis.