Various News: Daniel Bryan Rants About Manscaping, Sabu Gives A Health Update, Host Does Ultimate Warrior Impression

– Daniel Bryan was a guest on Arizona’s 12 News (via Wrestling Inc) where he ranted in character to Arizona Diamondbacks’ Cody Decker about ‘manscaping.’

He said: “You’re not so big. Yeah, I was talking about punching people in the face. I don’t think you’ve got what it takes, little man.”

Decker replied: “I’m sorry, your beard is nice, your beard is pleasant, but have you seen this thing?” Decker asked, pointing to his facial hair. “This thing’s got a point, yours is just kinda all spl-”

Bryan interrupted: “Okay, okay, okay. This is the problem with the world – you see this? He calls this a beard. Like a real man would just, like, manicure his beard. Do you see the lines here? Do you see the effort he’s put in to this? No real man would put that kind of effort in to a beard. That’s called manscaping! Manscaping is a horrible thing in this world! This!” Bryan continued, pointing to his own beard. “This is uncluttered man right here! This is unfiltered manliness. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying, hiring somebody to trim your beard, what kind of bourgeois baseball player are you? Hiring some man to just trim your beard. That’s outrageous! Listen, part of my platform is to fight against stupidity. That’s what I’m doing, I’m fighting the world of stupidity. There’s all these people doing and saying all these stupid things and I’m trying to fight them all. I can’t fight them all on my own! I can’t fight ’em all on my own! Stupid beards, stupid things about beads, I can’t fight them all on my own! But I’m gonna try because I’m the WWE Champion, I’m Daniel Bryan!”

– A fan recently asked Sabu how he is doing, health-wise, and he responded on Twitter:

I am pretty good just one broken rib
And need new shoulder but other than that i good . real good .bro thx for asking https://t.co/xNVs57swvD

— Sabu (@TerryBrunk) January 31, 2019

– On a recent Good Morning Football, Kyle Brandt did his best Ultimate Warrior impression to support the 49ers.

The Ultimate Warrior lives!@KyleBrandt goes ballistic for the @49ers and @WWE.

cc: @JuiceCheck44 pic.twitter.com/SqeLA85Huc

— GMFB (@gmfb) January 31, 2019