Full Recap of the Iron Sheik on Howard Stern

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The Iron Sheik Visits. 08/02/07. 8:25am
After the break we heard a prank call that the guys made to Tabitha Stevens using Wood Yee (Steve the Engineer) from K-Rock. Fred also played a ”Who’s High Pitch” song parody. Howard came back a short time later and said that it was time to bring in the Iron Sheik whose clips they have been listening to quite a bit lately. He said that Sheik has been waiting for over an hour out in the green room.

Howard said that on August 10th they have something very big happening. He said that’s when Rush Hour 3 is opening. He had to do a commercial in the middle of all of that talk up. He then had the guys bring in The Iron Sheik. Sheik came in and said it was a pleasure to be there today. He thanked Howard for inviting him in. Howard had him put on his headphones so he could hear what was going on and then told him how his grandfather worshiped the Iron Sheik. He said he’d be so proud of him if he knew he got to meet him.

Howard said that this is two legends meeting this morning. Sheik told Howard about this medal he brought in with him. He wanted him to read it so Howard read it and it was something from 1971. He said that he came over to this country back then after being the Shah of Iran’s body guard.

Howard asked Sheik who discovered him here in the States. He said it was Vince McMahon. Howard said he thinks that Vince McMahon has forgotten about Sheik and wondered if he’s still on the payroll. Sheik told him that’s a great question. He then started getting worked up and telling Howard that he sold out shows in Pontiac, Michigan and things like that. Then Howard asked him about Hulk Hogan and why he’s still involved with wrestling. Sheik said he should be there right along with Hulk. He said that Hulk was a weight lifter and he told people not to use drugs so he wondered what the fuck he was doing.

Sheik was all over the place talking about the wrestling stuff and calling people fags. He said that Hulk is a fag to him. He said that someone asked him to break Hulk’s legs one time but he didn’t do it because he’s twice the man that he is. He said that he’s not jealous of Hulk’s money but he does get pissed off when he thinks back to the days when he was acting like a phony. He said that hulk told him he ”owed him one” one time but never did anything for him.

Howard was trying to get Sheik all worked up asking him why he’s not part of the wrestling scene now. He used to be huge in the wrestling scene and now he’s been forgotten. Sheik said that’s true and went off on Hulk again. He said that he’s a gold digger. He explained how he had left the WWE and went to other wrestling leagues.

Howard told Sheik that they found this new guy Iron Sheik Jr. (Artie) so he put him on the mic and let Artie try to get Sheik worked up. Artie did his impression of Sheik and went off on him as if he were the real Sheik. Sheik started to go off on him like battling Sheiks. Artie was talking over him and not letting him get a word in. Howard told Sheik that Sheik Jr. was getting $2 million from Vince McMahon to do his thing. Sheik told Artie to come in and show himself if he’s man enough. He told him he was going to fuck his ass and break his back to make him humble.

Sheik told Sheik Jr. that talk is cheap and he should show himself. Howard had to get rid of Artie to calm everyone down. Sheik was out of breath from yelling. He said he was all excited over that and that’s why he was all out of breath. Howard told Sheik that Sheik Jr. had been signed on for $2 million and that was just wrong. Sheik asked for a cold beer and said that the guy got him all excited and if he was there, he’d put him in the camel clutch and fuck him in the ass. He said he’d do that to humble him.

Artie had been out of the studio so when he came back in Howard told Artie what had just gone on. Sheik kind of knew that it was him so he told him he’d fuck his fat ass if he fucked with him. He told him not to fuck with him because he’s heard about him. He said that Artie might be bad but he’s the master of the bad.
Howard told Sheik that he had Ultimate Warrior live via satellite for him. It was actually Richard Christy doing an impression of Ultimate Warrior. He told Sheik that he’d beat his ass. That got Sheik all worked up again and he was telling Warrior that he was a faggot for shaving his chest. He was ready to wrestle the guy but Howard got rid of him and said ”fuck that guy” and moved on to the next guy.

Howard said they had Randy ”Macho Man” Savage live via satellite as well. Sheik went off on him before they even put him up. Sheik called him a cheap, Jew, son of a bitch. Sal was playing the part of Randy and called Sheik some names and told him he was ready to wrestle him. Sheik told him he was a Jew son of a bitch a few times and yelled at him for a couple of minutes. Sal was throwing out as many racist comments as he could. He also whipped out his cock and put it next to a picture of Sheik. That pissed him off even more.

Howard let ”Randy” go and talked to Sheik about what a great performer he is. Sheik told him he’s right and he should have been treated that way. He’s broke now though. Howard asked him about Andre the Giant. Sheik said he was a piece of shit too. He went off on him for a short time calling him names and goofing on him.
Anal Ring Toss With Bubba And Iron Sheik.

08/02/07. 8:55am
Howard told Sheik that they were going to play this Anal Ring Toss game. They were going to have this girl come in and stick a stick up her ass and they have to throw rings on her ass. Sheik didn’t know what he was talking about so he was going to have to demonstrate it more.

Howard had Bubba the Love Sponge come in because he was going to be playing today. Bubba came in and said that he was hearing all of this bullshit from Sheik and he thinks that he’s just a self-promotion machine. He said that Hogan isn’t a faggot and he’s a very smart man who made a lot of money doing what he did. He started to argue with some of the things that Sheik was claiming and was ready to start wrestling him. Sheik was ready to take him on but Howard told them they weren’t going to do that.

Bubba was saying that Sheik never won an Olympic gold medal like he claimed, he had some other kind of gold medal. Bubba was also calling him out on some other things that he claimed. He said that Sheik is just a ”jobber” and wasn’t impressed by that. the two of them went off on each other calling each other names. Sheik was telling Bubba he was a fat, ugly piece of shit… and of course a ”faggot.”

Bubba said he was sorry to Howard but didn’t apologize to Sheik at all. Howard wanted to settle everything with Anal Ring Toss. Bubba said that he and Sheik had some good heat going on between them. Howard tried to calm Sheik down and brought in the hot chick that was going to have the stick in her ass.

AJ came in and seemed to calm the savage beast that is Iron Sheik. He stayed calm for about 5 seconds before Howard told him they had The Killer Bees live via satellite. They had Sal and Richard on again trying to get Sheik all riled up again. It worked. They had him yelling at them within seconds. Howard got rid of them and Bubba said that he was going to see them down in Tampa, just to make Sheik even more pissed off.
Howard said that Sheik is making some appearances at various places around the area. He said you can book him though his manager at ESSPromotions.com. You can also find out more at SheikShow.com.

Howard talked to AJ a little more and said you can find out more about Anal Ring Toss at AnalRingToss.com or buy AJ’s movies at ChesterMolestHer.com. He also said that they have Clips4Sale.com as the sponsor of this event.

Howard calmed everyone down in the room and had AJ prepare for the game. She laid down on the floor with the stick up her ass that the guys were going to toss the rings on. AJ was 20 years old and has some porn movies coming out that can be found at the web site Howard mentioned earlier. AJ said she wasn’t raped or molested as a child or anything like that. She said her parents aren’t too thrilled with what she does for a living though.

Howard had Artie go first. He said that it was much further than it was at K-Rock so it wasn’t going to be easy. Artie, the Lord of the Anal Rings, threw his rings and missed all five. Howard asked AJ if she does this stuff much. She said she does it quite a bit at bachelor parties.

Bubba went next and threw his rings. He missed all five and Sheik called him names while he was missing. Sheik was up next. He started throwing his rings and missed all five. Howard asked him what happened there. Sheik said that he’d like to try one more time. Howard said they were going to have another round since no one got any.

Howard had Sheik go first. Sheik had the chance to win $2,500 if he had gotten any on. He had only 3 this time and missed all of them. Bubba was up next. He threw and missed all three as well. AJ was having some trouble staying in position since it was so uncomfortable. Artie went next and missed all three as well.
They had to do yet another round so they moved everyone even closer to AJ. Sheik went first and got all three since he was so close. Howard gave him the prize money since he needed it so much. Howard wanted to end the event but Artie wanted to defend his Lord of the Anal Rings title. he threw his rings and got one of the three on.

AJ was able to remove the stick from her ass so Howard was going to talk to her a little more. He asked her about her movies and found out that her new movie is called ”AJ the SoCal BroHo.” She explained what that was about and it didn’t make a lot of sense. Will told Howard that she wanted to ride the Sybian too. Howard had the guys prepare it so she could take it for a ride. AJ got on and took it for a ride. She was kind of nervous about it. Howard said that this machine is guaranteed to give a woman an orgasm.

Gary started out low and slowly turned up the power. AJ said it felt really good even though it tickled. Gary jacked it up slowly and AJ said she was getting horny. She said that it was pretty cool. Sheik said he was getting horny too. AJ said it still felt pretty good but she wasn’t finishing. She told Howard it was crazy. They eventually stopped the machine since she wasn’t getting off. She said it felt really good but she didn’t have an orgasm.

Howard thanked AJ for coming in and wrapped up with her. He gave her some plugs for the web sites that she was plugging. He also thanked the Iron Sheik for coming in and Bubba as well. He had the two of them shaking hands before they went to break.