Lance Storm On Talking With Vince McMahon About ‘Large Penis’ Storyline

In a series of posts on Twitter, Lance Storm gave a little behind-the-scenes information on WWE’s attempt at a storyline that would have had him have a large penis. He also spoke about talking with Vince McMahon about the ridiculousness of the story.

He wrote: “True Story: They made a skin coloured thong for me to wear because they wanted the full naked shot, which they would censor (digitize) We did countless takes with me in the thong. In the end they never shot me below the waist. I could have wore jeans. Also the verbiage to the segment: Val was talking me up to the girls saying I was a great guy with a huge heart. After the reveal the one girls says ‘It’s not just his heart that’s huge.’

I tried to get out of this angle and went to Vince. Me: ‘Hey Vince, I thought we were supposed to be reality based.’ VKM: ‘We are, what do you mean?’ Me: ‘I’ve been wearing spandex on TV for a decade. How are we supposed to convince people I now have a large penis?’”

True Story: They made a skin coloured thong for me to wear because they wanted the full naked shot, which they would censor (digitize) We did countless takes with me in the thong. In the end they never shot me below the waist. I could have wore jeans. 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/m7Sl7n16It

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) December 30, 2020

I tried to get out of this angle and went to Vince
Me “Hey Vince, I thought we were supposed to be reality based”
VKM “We are, what do you mean?”
Me “I’ve been wearing spandex on TV for a decade. How are we supposed to convince people I now have a large penis?”
VKM: 😂😂

— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) December 30, 2020