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Louis Smolka Wishes Sergio Pettis a Speedy Recovery From His ‘Hurt Vagina’

September 23, 2016 | Posted by Larry Csonka

– Yesterday, Duke Roufus announcedthat Sergio Pettis is out of his UFC Fight Night 96 bout with Louis Smolka due to injury. Smolka decided to take to Instagram, and post the below video. Here is the transcript…

“Hey guys, as I’m sure most of you already know, Sergio Pettis pulled out of our fight this morning. I’d just like to wish him a speedy recovery with his hurt vagina. I understand that period cramps happen, and he’s probably going to be in the white shorts, and it’d be really embarrassing to bleed through those before the fight even started. “So I’d just like to him a speedy recovery and send him a box of tampons, which I will autograph. For everyone else, I’ll see you on Oct. 1 in Portland.”