411’s WWE Raw Report 12.15.03

411’s WWE Raw Report 12.15.03
Live from Tampa, Fla
Announcers are JR & The King
Report done *EXCLUSIVELY* for 411MANIA by PK

Evolution is on the stage with all the gold. HHH says that there is no hype necessary when he gets in the ring. And reminds us all how they won all the gold in 1 night.

Intro…Batista/Flair/HHH vs. RVD/Goldberg/HBK tonight.

Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Christian & Chris Jericho – Battle of the Sexes 2
Trish and Jericho to start, but Jericho tags in Christian before anything happens. Lita distracts Christian, and Trish rolls him up for 2. Christian lays out Trish with a clothesline, and Lita I tagged in. Lita is on Christian’s back, but Jericho pulls him off. Christian then nails a double clothesline on both females, and Lita rolls out of the ring, while Christian nails Trish with the Unprettier. Christian then goes to pin Trish, but Jericho pulls him off. Jericho then tells the ref to end the match, and he shoves Christian away.
Winners – Trish/Lita

Bischoff comes out and gets in Jericho’s face, but Jericho says that he never wanted the match, and asks if Bischoff knows how big of a jackass he is. Jericho then walks away, and Bischoff puts him a match against Kane.

Bischoff then has a big plan concerning Mick Foley, so he calls him out.

Commercials.

Foley comes out and says that Bischoff’s idea is not as big has his, and says that he is doing his best to bring Austin back to RAW. He has arranged a meeting with the Board of Directors to get Austin back, and has even invited Austin himself. Bischoff then congrats him. He then says that all the fans love him, but not as Co-GM Foley, but has Hardcore Icon Foley, the man they saw last week with The Rock. They then show the video montage to Foley with Staind’s music in the backround (same one they played when he was special ref at Bad Blood. Bischoff says that he had to deal with Austin for 6 months, and he decided that he would never deal with Austin again. So, Bischoff has a proposal. Foley vs. Randy Orton, if Foley wins, Bischoff leaves, if Orton wins, Foley leaves. Foley says no deal, unless he has ref Earl Hebner and Evolution banned from ringside. Bischoff, agrees. Foley also wants Bischoff banned from ringside. They shake hands on the deal. As Bischoff walks away, Foley says that his career just flashed before his eyes, and he has never been the IC Champ, so, with his powers as Co-GM, he makes the match for the IC Title. He then tells Bischoff to “Have A Nice Day.”

Commercials.

Maven & Booker T vs. Mark Henry & Matt Hardy
Matt and Henry have NO chemistry at all. Matt nails the Side Effect on Maven, but Booker breaks the count. Matt goes for a Powerbomb, but Maven spins out and nails a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Maven gets to Booker, who lights up. Nails a huge spinebuster on Matt, knocks Henry off the apron. Henry then charges, but Booker lowers the bridge, and Henry falls to the outside. Maven then gets on the top rope, and nails a Crossbody on the outside. Matt grabs Booker, goes for the ToF, but Booker spins right through, kick to the gut, scissors kick, pin.
Winners – Booker/Maven

Coach says that his exclusive interview with former World Champ, Goldberg is next.

Commercials.

Coach tries to get into Goldbergs locker room, but Goldberg shuts the door on him. Coach tries to get in again, and Goldberg pulls him in and roughs him up, then walks by.

La Rez comes out and pokes fun at The Rock, says that they kicked his ass last week. Conway then says that Foley is a lot like America, loud, obnoxious, and always sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong. Goldberg’s music hits and he comes out and beats down La Rez, breaks the French flag, and waves the US flag. Bischoff on the stage, and says that Goldberg is out of control, and deactivates Goldberg for the next 30 days!!!!

Commercials.

Foley talking to someone, asks if it is possible to step in the ring just for a taste, or is the business like an addiction, does he have to continually feed. The camera pans out, and HBK says that Foley is preaching to the choir, and that he came back for “just one match” a year and a Ѕ ago. Foley then asks HBK if coming back to beat HHH at SummerSlam last year was worth it, and HBK says that there is no doubt about it. Foley then tells HBK to get his flannel shirt, he as a match to wrestle, so does HBK.

Commercials.

Highlights of Clinton Portis of the Denver Broncos, he apparently wears the World Championship on the sidelines.

RVD & Shawn Michaels vs. HHH, Ric Flair, & Batista
This match is now a handicap match, with Goldberg being put on the inactive list. Batista & HBK start to continue the borefest from last night. HBK plays with Batista, knocks Flair and HHH off the apron and runs around dodging Batista. Batista then charges, but HBK gets a drop toe hold. Batista grabs HBK and carries him to Evo’s corner and beats him down. HHH in, HBK with some stinging punches, keeps HHH down. (Just a thought, HHH/HBK at Rumble?). RVD in, works over HHH’s shoulder, but HHH thumbs RVD in the eye, and tags in Flair. RVD with a kick to the faced to Flair, HBK in. HBK runs Flair in the ropes, and Flair seems to have smacked his face in the top rope. Evo double/triple teams HBK. RVD in, cleans house, HHH and Flair to the outside, the ref gets caught behind Batista in the corner and goes down. RVD with Rolling Thunder then the 5*, but HHH comes in and nails the Pedigree. Ref is still out, and by the time he comes to, RVD kicks out. Flair slaps on the Figure 4 and they head to…

Commercials.

We come back to HHH beating down RVD. Evo then takes the rounds beating RVD down. HHH back in, RVD with a kick to the head, but HHH gets to Flair. Flair gets a kick to the head, and HBK is in. HBK cleans house, body slam on HHH, elbow drop for 2. HBK tunes up the band, but Flair distracts the ref, and Batista comes in and nails the sit down powerbomb. RVD takes out Flair and Batista. Ref with a 10 count on HHH/HBK. HHH grabs HBK and goes for a pedigree, but HBK back body drops out. HBK goes for the superkick, but HHH catches it, goes for a clothesline, HBK ducks, superkick, pin!
Winners – HBK and RVD

Commercials.

Slam of the Week – Rico beating Heidenreich on Heat last night.

Rico (w/ Miss Jackie) vs. John Heidenreich
Rico is acting even more flaming then usual, and I like it! Heidenreich with a big back body drop for 2. Rico goes for his neckbreaker but John slides out, John on fire, but Jackie distracts him, and Rico nails a neckbreaker for 2. Look for these guys on Heat for the next 3 months before they are back on RAW.
Winner – Rico

Jericho knocks on the Woman’s locker room, wondering if Trish is alright. Trish comes out and says that Jericho never talking to her again would make her alright. Jericho walks away sad.

Kane walks, mad.

Commercials.

Chris Jericho vs. Kane
Jericho tosses a cup of coffee on Kane as he gets in the ring…that’s as funny as I get folks. Kane pretty much dominates the match, Jericho gets the Lionsault in, but Kane kicks out. Kane with a military press, tosses Jericho to the floor. Kane goes to pull him back in, but Jericho drills him with a chair for the DQ.
Winner – Kane

Kane then puts Jericho in the tree of woe and chokes him with a camera wire. Kane then choke slams him and leaves. Christian comes out, helps Jericho up, and shoves him back down.

Commercials.

Bischoff with Orton. He tells Orton that Foley will get tired quickly. He then tells Orton that the rumor is that they locker room thinks he has what it takes, but…Orton then goes off when Bischoff says ‘what’. Orton is heated as he goes to the match.

Foley walks through backstage, with various SuperStars wishing him luck. HBK then wishes him luck, and Foley does the same. HBK questions it, and Foley says that he makes HBK/HHH in 2 weeks in San Antonio.

Commercials.

Randy Orton (c) vs. Mick Foley – Co-GM job on the line – IC Title
Foley gets out of the ring, and walks around a bit, and makes his way up the ramp and back behind the stage and walks back into his office. He grabs his shit and starts to leave. Bischoff tries to stop him, but Foley keeps walking. Orton stops him at the door, and calls him a coward and spits in his face. Foley wipes it off and just walks away.

Show Over.

~PK