Danhausen Hopes To Wrestle On WWE TV Soon, Talks Wrestling Goals

Danhausen has yet to compete in a match in WWE, but he hopes he gets the chance to soon so he can get more money. The Very Nice, Very Evil on has been busy making himself the premiere curser in WWE, but he hasn’t worked a match since his Elimination Chamber debut.

Danhausen weighed in on his hopes for an in-ring debut and more on this week’s Raw Recap. He talked about giving Michael Cole teeth at the Chamber and his wrestling goals in WWE, expressing a misunderstanding around the Money in the Bank briefcase. You can see highlights below:

On Michael Cole’s Reaction To Being Given Teeth:

“Well you know, I don’t expect everyone to get it right away. But I was quite rude to Mr. Wade Barrett. I had some bad news for him, if you will. I said, ‘I don’t have any gift for you up yours.’ I gave it to Michael Cole ’cause he’s been around for a long time. He’s earned it. He earned it, and I hope he he uses it well.”

On His Wrestling Goals In WWE:

“Oh, no no. I’ve got goals. I need to be on WrestlingMania. I think that’s be nice. Also, I hear about this Money in the Bank briefcase. And I think, you know, that’s a nice little bonus. Because you open it up, it’s full of cash I would presume. So I really wanna win that guy, because then it’s like a bonus payday for Danhausen, It’s filled with money and then I can go spend it on things. You can buy PT Cruisers and all the likes.”

On Being Told There Isn’t Money in the Briefcase:

“I don’t believe that for a second. It’s called Money in the Bank briefcase… You cash it in. You take it to the bank and you say, ‘gimme my money.'”

On When He May Wrestle:

“I hope soon. So far, I’m just going through and cursing some foes, trying to make some friends — possibly setting up some matches so I can win. And then that gives me more money, and then it gives me more likely chance to get on the truck.”

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