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SICKOS! It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! AEW Dynamite is live tonight from Rogers Place in Edmonton…

Alberta…

CANADA!

(Okay, so it’s not Calgary, like Lance Storm would say, BUT, like the Loaf would say, “Two out of three ain’t bad!”)

Tonight is the final episode of Dynamite prior to this Sunday’s edition of Dynasty, and with only five matches announced for the main card and just one on the Zero Hour, I fully expect for Tony Khan to sign off on the expected nine total main card matches and three to four Zero Hour matches.

Now that Willow Nightingale is no longer one half of the Women’s Tag Team Champions, she instead has focused her attention towards her TBS Title, and after defending her title against the returning Hikaru Shida on Collision, Willow will put her title on the line tonight against another returning star in Queen Aminata. Can Willow keep her title and keep on smiling, or will the Queen claim her first title in her career in AEW?

Darby Allin has business this Sunday when he faces Andrade El Idolo in a match where, if he wins, he will earn himself a future AEW World Title match, but tonight, The Don Callis Family hopes to slow Allin down (if that is humanly possible). Because tonight, Andrade will team with Mark Davis and Konosuke Takeshita against Allin, Jungle Jack Perry, and Bandido, who is subbing in for Brody King, who is not cleared to compete tonight. Will Allin heads into Dynasty with momentum, or will Andrade silence him tonight and then thwart Allin from achieving his title match at Dynasty?

The wrestling world was shocked when last week on Dynamite in Winnipeg Chris Jericho made his return to the company after months away from the ring. With the speculation as to will he or won’t he leave AEW now in the rearview mirror, Jericho will address his return to the company tonight. All of this and, as always, so much more in store for us tonight!

(No, seriously, as of the time I am typing this intro, they have only announced two matches and the Jericho segment for tonight, so there is definitely going to be more in store for us tonight).

So, how is everyone doing on Hump Day? With a win last night over the New Jersey Devils, the Flyers are now at 70.3% probability to make the playoffs for the first time since 2020. With four games left and a possibility to reach the century mark in points, the only thing stopping the Flyers are themselves. This makes up for whatever the Phillies are attempting to do.

But, enough about me and enough about you, let’s get ready to make the Dynamite go BOOM!

Tonight, Dynamite is LIVE from Edmonton, Alberta in the Rogers Centre, the home of Connor McJesus. Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Nigel McGuiness are on the call tonight.

Excalibur welcomes us to the show, but we cut to the back, as Will Ospreay is attacking Jon Moxley! That’s short lived, as the other Death Riders are here and they attack Will. An SUV pulls up, and Alex Windsor gets out. She’s not alone, though, as members of the United Empire are here, including the new IWGP World Heavyweight Champion Callum Newman!

The fight is on, as Windsor and Shafir fight out into the arena. They are followed by some of the guys, as the battle rages on. Shafir enters the ring and chokes Ospreay, but Windsor is back and she takes her to the floor. Ospreay gets stomped on by Garcia and Moxley, but the United Empire members are back. All of the fighting ends with Moxley and Ospreay in the middle of the ring, as Moxley chokes out Ospreay, but Will escapes, and Newman comes off the top with the Double Stomp! The Death Riders retreat, and Ospreay has a mic.

Moxley told him to use his head, so Will did that. He went to New Japan, and he brought Akira, he brought Henare, he brought Newman, and he brought the fight to them. They have an hour and twenty minutes, and they are creating chaos in Canada, because tonight, the United Empire and the Death Riders in the main event!

Excalibur tells us that Kyle Fletcher had to vacate the TNT Title. Don Callis is here to give his thoughts, and he mentions that the TNT Title will be up for grabs in a Casino Gauntlet match. He wanted ProtoShida against the Young Bucks, but he had to pivot, and he did. All he hears is when will Okada and Takeshita fight each other. And Phil Jackson didn’t care if Jordan and Pippen liked each other, he doesn’t care. He calls all the shots. But you will see Takeshita team up with Mark Davis and Andrade El Idolo, as they destroy Darby Allin, Bandido, and Jack Perry. In fact, they’ll beat them so bad that they will pick up Connor McDavid and it’ll be like it’s 1984 again. Kyle Fletcher Strong, Baby!

…Yeah, I don’t understand the 1984 thing. The first year Edmonton won the Cup?

Anyway…

Darby Allin, Bandido, and Jungle Jack Perry vs. The Don Callis Family

Allin and Andrade to start this one. Andrade says no, he’s tagging in Takeshita instead. Mind games, the game! Oh shit, Andrade is walking up the ramp. Okay. Allin scores a Code Red on Takeshita, but Davis makes the save. Perry hits a missile dropkick to Davis, as Allin and Bandido take flight!

Allin has a mic. He wants to know where Andrade went, isn’t he the best in the world? You’re just Don Callis’ little bitch, get out here and fight me!

But it’s a trap, as Takeshita sneaks behind Allin and they do a Chaos Theory roll down the ramp back to the ring! Don Callis is out now with Andrade, as Takeshita works over the midsection of Allin with stomps. Allin gets away and tags in Perry, who hits an arm drag, sending Takeshita to the floor. Low bridge for Davis, and Perry hits a moonsault to both men on the floor!

Perry returns Takeshita to the ring and lines him up. Davis grabs his foot and Perry kicks him away, allowing Takeshita to counter Perry with a forearm smash. Perry rolls out of the ring and Andrade drops him across the barricade. Andrade has found tonight’s baddie, and he takes a selfie with her. Callis says that will be 60 dollars Canadian LOL! That’ll take us to the break.

Davis and Perry are slugging it out as we return. Davis with a scoop slam, but he avoids the back splash. Perry looking for the tag, he hits Davis with an enziguri, ad tags in Bandido. Bandido with kicks to both Takeshita and Davis. Wheelbarrow face buster to Davis and he Military Presses Takeshita! Bandido with a big kick to Takeshita, but Konosuke grabs him by the pants and hits the Blue Thunder Bomb for a two.

Davis is in now, and he spits on Allin. Bandido’s strikes have no effect, but his snap Rana does to the tune of a two count. Takeshita with an elbow strike, Perry with a Poison Rana, and Allin hits a Tope to Andrade! Allin goes after Callis, but Davis grabs him and chucks him into the barricade. Davis and Takeshita take Darby and throw him into timekeeper’s area! Darby is Ded again.

Takeshita and Davis powerbomb Bandido on the apron and look to corner Perry. Takeshita hits Davis with a forearm by accident, but Davis connects with the Piledriver. Andrade got the blind tag, and he’s finishes this with the DM!
WINNERS: The Don Callis Family
TIME: 11:35
THOUGHTS: A good match. Andrade and Allin’s stuff before and during the match were interesting.
RATING: ***1/2

Post-match, Allin rolls back into the ring. He shoves Andrade, he points at the Dynasty sign, and kicks Darby in the dick. Perry tries to protect Allin, but he gets his eyes gouged for it. Here come the Young Bucks! It’s a SUPERKICK PARTAY for everyone in the ring! Here comes Lance Archer and El Clon, but they too fall victim to the PARTAY! EVP Trigger to Davis! They look for the Meltzer Driver on Takeshita, but here comes Kazuchika Okada! He attacks Matt and Nick, but Takeshita gets into his face! STRIKES ARE BEING EXCHANGED, GUYS! OKADA AND TAKESHITA ARE THROWING DOWN! But the DCF break them up! BOO!

Now the Rascalz are here! Zachery Wentz and Dezmond Xaiver take out everyone on the floor! Okada flips off Takeshita! Myron Reed takes out Okada! The babyfaces hold the ring!

Lexi Nair is in the back with Dr. Sampson. She is seeking clarification on what MJF said about Kenny’s physical status. Doc says that MJF is just getting into Kenny’s head. Omega was cleared by the surgeon and himself, and he’s in the best shape of his life. And he does NOT appreciate MJF getting into Kenny’s head.

So… MJF vs. Dr. Michael Sampson when?

COMMERCIALS!

The Queen is back! All Hail the Queen!

TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (C) vs. Queen Aminata

The bell rings, as both ladies circle one another. Willow wants to shake hands, Aminata accepts, but she gets in a kick followed by a Fisherwoman’s Buster for a two! Willow rolls to the outside and she tells us that was a little close. Yeah, no kidding lol. Willow tries to get back into the ring, but Aminta boots her back to the floor.

The Queen hits the floor, but Willow fights back with strikes and grunts. We see HOLY SHIDA watching from ringside, as the Queen throws Willow into the barricade. She misses her follow up kick, though, and Willow throws her into the barricade. Willow returns the Queen to the ring as we keep cutting to Shida, much to my delight.

Willow with corner clotheslines and a legit clothesline for a two. Aminata fires back with a seated arm drag, a snapmare, and a frontal PK for a two. CHOCOLATE KISSES FROM AMINATA How generous! That’ll take us to the break.

Aminata has Willow stretched out as we return. She scores a two off a roll-up to follow. Willow fights back with a gut buster. She hits a corner charge, a Snapmare, and a Missile Dropkick. Willow with the Death Valley Driver for another two. Willow has Aminata lined up, but the Queen escapes to the floor. It’s short lived, however, as Willow with the CANNONABLL taking out the Queen.

Champion returns challenger to the ring, and Willow heads to the top. The moonsault comes up empty, and Aminata starches Willow with an elbow strike that wasn’t too far removed from being a Hidden Blade, but Willow kicks out at two. The Queen heads to the top and she hits the Double Stomp, but again Willow kicks out at two.

Both ladies are on their feet, as they trade forearms. Willow implores Aminata to hit her, so she does. Willow gives as good as she gets, though. Aminata calls her stupid, and she headbutts Willow! Big clothesline from Willow, and the match resets.

Backslide from Willow for a two. Her Powerbomb is countered into an Air Raid Crash from the Queen, but again Willow kicks out at two! The Queen shrieks and looks for the running boot, but Willow back to her feet and she hits the POUNCE, PERIOD! Willow sets up the Queen and hits the Babe with the Power…Bomb for the win!
WINNER: Willow Nightingale (Still Champion)
TIME: 11:05
THOUGHTS: A great match in the Queen’s return to the ring. That’s the eighth title defense by the girl who just keeps on smiling!
RATING: ***3/4

Post-match, Willow helps the Queen to her feet and they shake hands. Willow leaves the ring and makes eye contact with Shida in the crowd.

We will hear from Chris Jericho next. But before that, we get a video package for the World Title Match this Sunday between MJF and Kenny Omega which focuses on the accomplishments of MJF. I assume that, later on, we’ll get the other half of that with an Omega package.

COMMERCIALS!

Chris Jericho is here live and in color. And that color is a lot of purple on his video wall. I’m also glad he’s back to Judas. Corny as it is to sing along to, it’s still a good song.

Jericho has a mic and a clipboard. Uh-oh. Are we getting the return of the list? Well, thank you, Edmonton! It is so good to be back on Dynamite! And last week, when I returned, I said I was home, and I am going to make it official by signing my new AEW contract! Right here, only 100 kilometers from where he had his first match that Panuco Moose Hall!

Tony: We’re getting a Panuco chant.

No shit, Tony.

Jericho says he went all-in with AEW back in 2019, and it was a big risk. But it has paid off, and he is happy to see the company continue to grow, and he is proud to have helped found it. He has had a lot of great moments, and a lot of stinkers. He loves pro wrestling, and that’s why he wanted to get into the best shape of his career, because you deserve the best Chris Jericho that he can be. He doesn’t care if he is opening the show, if he’s in the middle of the card, or if he is in the main event, he loves this company, do you understand? This is the perfect time to sign this contract! Do you want me to sign it?

AH-HAAAAAAAA! The Demand are here to ruin the moment! Ricky has his own mic. Before he says anything, let the first words out of my mouth be that as someone from Las Vegas, Nevada, let me tell you that Canada Freaking Sucks! I hate it here! But he didn’t come out here to talk about how much Canada sucks, he came out here to talk to Chris. They come in peace, believe him, if they wanted to hurt you, Kaun would have pulled the trigger. Do yourself a favor and just don’t. Don’t do any of this, don’t sign your contract, don’t come back. You’ve been gone for a year, and you are rusty. You’ve been with your band for over a year. But there is a difference between sing shape and ring shape. You are one of the greatest AEW Champions of all-time, and without Jericho, AEW may have not had its monumental rise. But your boy is kind of the man right now. Hell, attendance is up, ratings are up, and he was the inaugural National Champion. Oh, and this is all because of the rise of Ricochet, you feel me. He is only out here because he respects you, and he speaks for everyone when he says, no one wants you here, Dog. So do everyone a favor; pack it up, get out of my ring, get on your cruise ship, before you actually get hurt.

Jericho says WOW, you really are bald! But Chris respects you, Ricochet, but he doesn’t give a shit what you think. What you don’t know is that I have a clause in this contract that says I can choose any available opponent for Dynasty. So, he can choose your goons, he can choose the popcorn vendor, he can choose his nephew from Sherwood Park, he can choose Conor McGregor. He has to think about it, nope, he thought about it. You know what happens. Ricochet, when you’re bald. You know what happens when you come out in fancy track pants? You know what happens when Jericho doesn’t have an opponent for Dynasty? YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

OMGYOUGUYSHEDIDTHETHING!

Lexi has a fraction of the Don Callis Family in the back. Lexi wants to know what big match Callis was talking about. Callis glazes Andrade before he says that, due to Fletcher being hurt, Takeshita and Okada will team up to face the Young Bucks. Takeshita objects, but Callis says there is only one Coach, and that is him. Takeshita accepts that, but he wants a shot at Okada’s International Title. Callis says fine, you guys work together and beat the Bucks, then we’ll get that booked. Shake hands, Jordan and Pippen! They shake hands, and Okada calls Takeshita Pippen. Love it!

My Shadow Knows My Story!

Match for the first entrant into the Casino Gauntlet Match at Dynasty: Tomasso Ciampa vs. Mascara Dorada

Obviously, you want the number one or two spot in the Casino Gauntlet match, because higher numbers may never get the chance to make their entrance if a pin or submission happens early.

The bell rings, and Ciampa eyes up his Sylvie at ring side. Ciampa works over Dorada with a headlock and a takedown. Dorada traps Ciampa, but he gets back to his feet and throws Dorada to the mat face first. Dorada with an arm drag, but Ciampa throws him down to the mat. Dorada pops up and rolls up Ciampa for a two. Dorada looking for a submission, but Ciampa yells NOPE, NOPE and escapes the ring. He looks at the title again and re-enters the ring.

Ciampa with chops to Dorada, but Mascara lights him up with kicks. Dorada avoids Ciampa and heads to the top rope. Dorada bounces around like a pinball and hits an arm drag. Thrust kick sends Ciampa to the floor. Dorada misses his springboard attack, and Ciampa kicks him in the head. Dorada avoids Ciampa’s attack and hits a springboard kick to the head. Ciampa again ends up on the floor, and this time, Dorada hits the Tope Corn Hio as we head out for the break!

Ciampa and Dorada engage in a chopping battle as we return. Ciampa, obviously, gets the better of that, so Dorada attacks the midsection. Dorada with an arm drag from the top, and he avoids an incoming Dorada. PK from Dorada on the apron and he heads to the very top and nails the moonsault! Dorada returns Ciampa to the ring and again goes to the top. 450 Splash, but Ciampa kicks out at two.

Tony Khan has made Ricochet and Jericho official for Sunday. Well, he did make the list, so it had to happen. Leg lariat to Ciampa, but he cuts off the springboard attack with a basement dropkick. Project Ciampa, but Dorada kicks out at two. Dorada gets placed on the top rope, but Mascara escapes and he pins Ciampa’s head in the corner. Area Code Jones, and the Neck Breaker from Dorada, but Ciampa kicks out at two.

Dorada again heads to the top, but his moonsault meets boots from Ciampa! The knee pad is done, but he runs into an enziguri. Roundhouse kick avoided, and Dorada is stuck in the ropes! Draping DDT from Ciampa! The Knee Strike means Ciampa is entering number one this Sunday!
WINNER: Tomasso Ciampa
TIME: 11:00
THOUGHTS: A good match between two guys with contrasting in-ring styles. And it worked. Ciampa winning makes sense since he still has designs of getting his TNT Title back.
RATING: ***3/4

The Dogs are in the back, and they have attacked Roderick Strong and Orange Cassidy! David Finlay says they are hunting everyone from their main event match this past week. The Dogs are all back together, and Gabe Kidd pops into view. He isn’t afraid of the Conglomeration, and they are coming for the gold that Mistico and Jet Speed hold.

Wait, isn’t Kidd waging war on New Japan?

COMMERCIALS!

Lexi has Thekla in the back. Thekla says if she has to hear Jamie was a former champion again, she will take Lexi out to a nice stake dinner, she will take her to a strip club, and she will get her up on stage, and she will break your fingers. She went after Jamie first when she arrived not because she is the toughest, but because she is the dumbest bitch. At Dynasty, she will make Jamie the dumbest bitch ever.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW HIM! Maybe, but we know Christian Cage as the Father of the Year!

Copeland has the mic. Jealousy and pettiness. That’s what blew up Rated FTR. Those guys said they were in my shadow, that they were nothing more than glorified henchman for me. But that’s not his fault, that is their fault because that’s the hand of fate slapping you in your stupid face. He isn’t shrinking down to their size, and they can’t grow into his shoes. The C&C take their place at Dynasty as YOUR tag team champions.

Christian wants FTR to sit down and shut up while he conducts his business. You’ve been very busy, you managed to not only piss off Cage and Cope, but you managed to piss of the entire country of Canada. And as everyone’s favorite Father Figure, I have to say you have been very naughty. So naughty, in fact, that he paid a visit to both of their mothers. And when he says he paid a visit, he means he banged them. But he doesn’t want Stoke and his mother to feel left out, because when he visits her, he will be one half of the tag team champions.

FTR and Stoke are here. But it’s a trap, as Rocky Romero and Trent Beretta attack Copeland and Cage from behind. Cage gets hit in the head with one of the title belts, while Cope has a chair kicked in his face by Trent. FTR hold up Cage and Stoke hits the SPEAR! FTR wrap a chair around the left arm of Cage, Wheeler to the top rope, but Stoke says hold on a minute. He takes Cage’s watch! LOL! Wheeler stomps on the chair, as Cage writhes in pain. Cope is dead on the floor as the heels admire their handiwork.

The Chaos in Canada match is up next!

COMMERCIALS!

Darby Allin is emoting in the back. Everyone thinks that Darby doesn’t care that he doesn’t want to be World Champion. But it’s a facade. He is scared. He’s afraid he can’t win the big one and be the face of the company. Andrade, I don’t think you know what you are getting into. It doesn’t matter who walks out champion Sunday, whether it’s MJF or Kenny, he needs this. He needs this more than anyone else does.

It’s time for some group warfare!

Canadian Chaos Match: The United Empire vs. The Death Riders

The United Empire doesn’t wait for the Death Riders to make it out of the crowd before things get started. The bell rings, and everyone ends up fighting to ringside. Raiden Claudio catches a charging Akira and drops him on his knee. Alex Windsor runs out from the back so she can get some of Marina, while Akira and Henare clobber every Death Rider with a ladder. The ladder gets set up in the middle of the ring, and Akira climbs to the very top of it and wipes all the Death Riders on the floor! That takes us to what should be the final break of the night.

The United Empire are holding the ring as we return. Stereo Plancha’s from Ospreay and Akira take care of Moxley and Garcia. Here comes a table, and the steps are set up next to it! Ospreay and Newman look to suplex Moxley through the table, but Claudio grabs Newman and throws him into the barricade. He hits Ospreay with a backbreaker, as Moxley shows his appreciation for Claudio, as we all should.

The Death Riders isolate Akira in the ring, as Garcia is still wearing his ring jacket. Eight minutes into a brawl lol. The clothesline Express runs train over Akira, and Newman tries to make the save, but he gets stomped out. Moxley chokes out Henare on the floor, while Newman takes the Clothesline Express now. Claudio punctuates that with a lariat as Moxley chokes Ospreay and bites his ear. Garcia stands on the back of Ospreay and he removes his jacket. That gets an odd number of cheers.

Henare’s turn to eat the Death Riders Clothesline Express. But Aaron isn’t having any of it as he decks Claudio and hits a double clothesline to PAC and Garcia. Henare looks to put Garcia through the table, but Claudio picks him off and carries him around the ring to the other table and suplexes him through the wood! I stand corrected, we’re going to ANOTHER break!

Moxley peppers Ospreay with cross face blows as we return. We see Moxley hit a Gotch Style Piledriver during the break. Moxley looks to table Ospreay, but Will has other ideas. So does Moxley, as he applies the sleeper everyone is back in the ring and they hit their shit. It ends up being Ospreay and Moxley again as he hits a thrust kick, but Garcia picks off Ospreay with the Dragon Tamer. Moxley with the stomp while Will is prone! Akira is back and he makes the save.

Akira comes face to, well, chest with Moxley in the middle of the ring. Akira smacks Moxley, he shoves him away, so Akira comes back with strikes. Moxley says enough and he decks him with a lariat. Newman is here now as he trades with Moxley. Rolling Elbow Strike from Newman followed by a thrust kick. Ospreay is back, stereo springboard Oscutter’s to Moxley and Garcia! Double pin, but double kick out.

Ospreay wants to send Moxley into the table, but Claudio intercepts him and he goes swinging! Henare catches out Claudio, and Akira tries to dive on to him, but Claudio catches him. Henare leaves the ring, he pulls Akira to safety, and SPEARS Claudio through the table! Akira with a double stomp to Garcia on another table, but I AM THE TABLE! Newman puts PAC through a table, and Akira tries again to put Garcia through the table, but I AM THE TABLE x2.

Ospreay and Moxley are left in the ring. They trade, but Moxley connects with the Paradigm Shift! He hits a second one! He hits a third one! He goes for a fourth one, but Newman decks him with a lariat. OSPREAY WITH THE HIDDEN BLADE TO MOXLEY AND THROUGH THE TABLE! Newman helps Ospreay pin Moxley!
WINNERS: The United Empire
TIME: 20:40
THOUGHTS: A fun brawl that was broken up by two commercial breaks. Pretty cool to see members of United Empire in AEW that we haven’t seen before.
RATING: ***3/4

Post-match, Ospreay has Moxley and looks for either the Stormbreaker or the Tiger Driver 91, but we’ll never know, as Claudio makes the save for Jon.

As expected, we got the MJF video package earlier, and we get Kenny Omega’s tonight. Very cool seeing all of the history, going back to DDT and early New Japan. This title match has been done justice by these video packages.

Tony Schiavone stands in the ring and introduces Kenny Omega to the ring. Tony hands the mic to Kenny and says the floor or his.

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! This is a very nostalgic moment for Omega, as he hasn’t been here in 15 years, when he was in the Indy scene that took place. So, from Kenny Omega from 15 years ago to now, thank you!

If it wasn’t for Speedball Mike Bailey, he would have taken MJF out for good. He was trying to figure out what pissed him off. The Kota Ibushi thing? No, not really. The diverticulitis thing? Well, commentary brings it up every week, and he manages it and he fights through it. As one famous person once said, “Cry Me a River”.

So, what pissed him off? The God of Professional Wrestling thing? That is not what he has said about him, each and every one of you have adorned me with that, and I accept that and I wear it. AEW used to be a place for different things and different wrestling, but it has changed. The thing about MJF is his big mouth. Everyone used to talk shit, but just know that everything you can do, I can do better. But what you can’t do, I always do, which is recreate wrestling in my image. That is what the God of Professional Wresting does.

So, Kenny thought maybe MJF was the one who should be pissed off, because all he does is talk and pull the rug out from under people. He could never do what Kenny did in Japan, he couldn’t tell that story that he could, and he can’t illicit the same emotion that he does. Kenny felt that it was all on him to save the company, to make it a place that the best wrestle. But he was wrong, this isn’t his responsibility alone, this isn’t his legacy. This is OUR legacy. No matter where we are, what you deserve is a man who wears the World Title with pride. A man who goes down in the annals of time as one of the best. He isn’t the same Kenny Omega, but he values the work, and it’s about working harder and it’s about keeping my legacy. His strength is in those promises that he can keep, and in Vancouver, he will take the title from MJF, and he will begin to right the wrongs that you committed. So, it will come to pass, it will be your last offense, and this version of Kenny Omega can absolutely promise.

Oh, good, MJF is here to talk now. At least he got the carpet rolled out for him. Cut my Music, Cut my music! You know, Kenny, I was listening to you back there, and you were talking like, in 2026, you are better in this ring, like you are going to beat me in this ring. But it makes sense, you should talk yourself up, and these morons should talk you up. Because keep down, you are scarred shit less, as you should be. Because everyone is wondering if this will be last shot at the AEW World Title. But you are wrong, this will be the last title match for Kenny. Do you remember the last time we faced off, and I beat you like a drum? Well, you made the excuse that you were at 75%, but you say you are the best that you have ever felt. What will be your excuse when I beat you this Sunday? What MJF loves more than anything is that, when you come down to this ring, that you bring the best version of yourself to this ring, and you will learn what everyone else has learned. And that is, you are not on the level of the Devil. This Sunday, in front of your comrades and in front of everyone watching, they will see you fall the Devil will take his throne. And do you know why, bud? Because my name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman, and I am better than you, and you know it.

Omega thinks that, if MJF is the man that he says that he is, that he would be able to shake the hand of his challenger. So, in front of all these fine folks in Canada, how about we let bygones be bygones? What do you say, PAL? Shake my damn hand!

MJF throws down his mic and contemplates this, but he starts to walk away. He initiates CHEAP SHOT, but Omega is waiting with a V-Trigger! Omega says he is so unpredictable. He removes the ring from MJF’s hand, and he says he knew Max would do this, because he studied him. He will have to bid us adieu, so goodbye, MUAH, and goodnight, BANG!

Oh, shit, I wanted more talking, I am so let down.

And with that, we are done!