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411’s ECW on Sci-Fi Report 8.01.06
Joey and Tazz welcome us to ECW from the Hammerstein Ballroom! Batista vs. Show for the ECW Title this evening!
The Sandman begins his entrance as Joey and Tazz discuss the feud and the way we got to the match. Long intros for everyone it seems, 5-minutes into the show and finally they are all in the ring.
Extreme Rules Tag Match: Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman vs. Mike Knox and Test w/Kelly Kelley
“You suck dick” chants as the match begins. Dreamer and Knox to begin. Lock up and rights by Knox. Off the ropes and a hip toss by Dreamer. Sandman and Test in already and they BRAWL! DROPKICK by Sandman! Know crotches Dreamer on the steel railing, and Knox in to help Test. Knox holds Sandman…Test gets the cane! Dreamer in to make the save. DDT/White Russian Leg Sweep by Dreamer and Sandman! Knox too that like a CHAMP! PLUNDA TIME as Dreamer and Sandman get the toys. Test tossed to the floor as the crowd wants tables…but they get BARBED WIRE BOARDS! In the ring they go with it, set it in the corner. They beat down Knox…try to suplex him into it but Test makes the save with the cane. Dreamer is BUSTED open big time! Not from his skull Joey. Test misses Dreamer and eats the steel post. Knox to the floor. Trashcan shot to test. Kelly stand sin front of Knox so Sandman cannot hit him with the cane, he tosses her in the ring and beats down Knox! They brawl to the back, Dreamer is in the ring with Kelly. He offers to help her from the ring, spins her around and looks at her ass, and spanks her! RIOT POLICE are here to beat down Dreamer as Paul watches on! They choke him with the nightsticks as Paul gets sold out chants. They toss Dreamer into the barbed wire! Heyman and his men leave and Test is back in. Test grabs him out of it and tosses him back into it! TKO by Test and that is all.
Winners: Test and Knox @ 8:22 via pin
Back from commercial and we see Paul and the Riot Guys walking. They go to catering and no one will talk with them. Francine is there. Sabu is here now. He knows what he wants, and Sabu talks!! Paul appreciated Sabu, but Show is a long-term investment. You are all scarred up and winning to do anything, and I can’t subject Show to that. Heyman still says no, not ever. Last week in the past, but he wants Sabu to leave or he will be taken out.
Tazz and Sabu speculate about the possible match, and then hype Show vs. Batista.
CM Punk is here. Man of discipline, release passion in the battle. Tonight he debuts, the time is now and he will make the most of it. His name is CM Punk and he is next.
Back from commercial and Justin Credible is in the ring.
CM Punk vs. Justin Credible
Chants for Punk as the match begins. Lock up and a go behind and reversals. Trip by Punk, front facelock now. Rolls into a pinning try for 2 by Punk. Front facelock, Credible rams him to the corner. Credible charges, and Punk gets a wacky variation of the Tarantula. Punk up top and Credible tosses him off and covers for 2. Credible works the back now, Suplex countered, kicks by Punk. Off the ropes and a suplex by Credible, rolls to a 2nd and the 3rd is a northern lights for 2. Chops by Credible, whip and the rolling crab by Credible…SHADES OF LANCE STORM! Punk fights, rolls through and Credible back on the attack. Back elbow by Punk, kicks and to the apron…springboard clothesline gets 2. Knees by Punk, whip to the corner and a running knee of doom. Bulldog by Punk, slaps and kicks…Uranage into the choke/arm bar deal, Anaconda Vice? Anyway that is all for Credible.
Winner: CM Punk @ 4:30 via Submission
Punk almost looks like he is going to cry after the match.
We get a video package for Batista.
Back from commercial, we see Shannon Moore sitting.
The Brooklyn Brawler is here, is the ECW that thin? He is too extreme and hardcore for Raw and Smackdown. He is in the perfect place right here. He will be our ECW champion soon.
The Brooklyn Brawler vs. Kurt Angle
Welcome back chants for Angle. Take down, ankle lock and to the ropes. Slaps by Angle. They talk shit, shove to Angle…head butt to the face by Angle, ankle lock and grapevine, that is all.
Winner: Kurt Angle @ 1:10 via pin
Angle celebrates.
A Big Show video package runs.
Back from commercial and Ariel the Tarot Card reader talks about the Vampire’s debut. He is here, he is Kevin Thorn, and the blood of ECW will be his. They make out.
They do the super special ring announcing.
ECW Title Match: The Big Show © vs. Batista
Lock up and Show shoves Batista away. Lock up again and an arm bar by Batista, broken up by Show and clubbing shots on Batista. Show picks up Batista by an arm, eye rake by Batista and rights and boots to Show and he falls to the floor. We head to commercial @ 0:55.
Back from commercial @ 4:15 and Show pounds away on Batista. Same old shit chant by the crowd. Clothesline by Batista, nothing. Knee by Batista, clothesline and nothing. Clothesline by Show. BTW, SCOTT FN ARMSTRONG is the ref and is the best worker in the match! Slam by Show, and we get a change the channel chant now! Head butt by Show. Chops by Show, picks Batista up, slam again. Show climbs the ropes and Batista is up. Rights by Batista…SUPLEX on Show. Show charges, misses and corner shoulder blocks by Batista. Boot to Show, running clothesline, another and a spear takes down Show, 1…2 no. GOOZLE…CHOKESLAM! 1…2…NO! Show to the floor, grabs the title…misses Batista and a spine buster on Show. Batista bomb try…but Show gets a Kryptonite Krunch! 1…2…NO! Show has the title again, nails Batista and that is a DQ.
Winner: Batista @ 9:30 via DQ
After the match, he nails Batista again and he falls to the floor. SABU IS HERE! SMASHMOUTH! Sabu gets the chair back…top rope…ARABIAN BACK CRACKER! Sabu back up top…Van-Terminator and Show falls through the timekeeper’s table!
Show ends.
