411’s TNA Impact Report 2.2.17

The fucks stop here.

Bobby Lashley is your NEW TNA World Heavyweight Champion. He outlasted Eddie Edwards in a 30 Minute Ironman Match at Genesis. Tonight, Open Fight begins.

Jeffrey Nero Hardy, Trevor Lee, The DCC and Eli Drake have all won cases. They will declare their dream matches and name their own stipulations. Who will they challenge? And what will they challenge for? All this and more coming to you LIVE from Impact on the 411. My name is Aaron your card is subject to change, match times are not exact, join the 411 fans on commentary. Impact begins in moments.

Jeff Hardy to make his case

Brother Nero makes his way down to the ring, green case in hand. Broken Matt procures the mic, and he yeses at us in grand fashion. He declares the spotlight will be on Jeff no matter what. He says the Seven Deities have set for them a path to win tag gold after gold again and again and again and again and again and again, and again, and again.

They have been provided a teleportation device, and they must go across the world to find teams that are too afraid to fight them. They will hunt down the Bucks of Youth, the Days of New and the Family of Wyatts if they will not come to them.

Jeff says in this briefcase lies opportunity. But tonight is his challenge for the world champion. He calls out Lashley and steps into the solo dimension.

LASHLEY comes out and he says he knows he expected them to try and take his title belt. He says he is ready for anything. He is ready for war, armageddon, apocalypse, but he wonders if Jeff is ready. Jeff agrees and sends his brother to the back. Lashley says he’s got no problems.

Lashley vs Jeff Hardy

World Title Match

We come back with the start of the title match as the fans are riled up. Lashley sends Jeff from the ring, and shows off because he can.

Lashley rolls over Jeff, ignoring his offense to lay a blast with the clothesline. Delayed Vertical Suplex! Lashley leans down low for a spear, and gets sent into the corner. Jeff battle with shot after shot, up and swinging dropkick in the corner, cover and no.

Headlock and Lashley fighting free, runs to no into a kick, up and Jeff again swings through the ropes, off the barricade and double axe. Jeff moves the stairs, and takes Lashley around to slam his head off the apron in a setup for a big stairs maneuver.

“DELETE!” “DELETE!”

Jeff goes to the fans, arm raised and he drags Lashley up, rolling in to break up the count, he kicks and has the TWIST of FATE Stunner Version on the floor!

Jeff for the steps no LASHLEY blocks it and hits the inside knee.

Jeff goes for the aerial, LASHLEY POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE STEEL STEPS!

Lashley steps on Jeff’s face. He pulls him up to bang his face off the steel. Lashley yells for one more and does it again!!

Lashley dominates but misses as Jeff is able to land a Swanton! 1! 2!!

“THAT WAS THREE!”

Hardy goes up to the top rope, he looks for another, SWANTON AGAIN!!

1! 2! NO LASHLEY’S FOOT is on the bottom rope!!

Jeff sends Lashley’s head into the stairs, Jeff runs, off the steps, DROPKICK into Lashley!

Jeff inside the ring, SOMERSAULT PLANCHA NO LASHLEY ROLLED UNDERNEATH THE RING! CRASH AND BURN.

Jeff crawled in as he tries to LASHLEY SPEEEAR!!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Lashley at 14:35, Spear

“Wolves Nation” kicks up as Eddie Edwards walks out in a grey suit. He is looking dapper and streamlined as he makes his way up into the ring. He stands face to face and tells him congratulations for winning and retaining the world title.

Lashley says thank you. He says it’s finally time Eddie knows how great he is. He doesn’t need him to tell him how great he is. He already knows. What does Edwards want.

Eddie says he’s a fighting champion, and if he is, give him a title match. He calls him Triple B and asks for a rematch. Lashley says what is that, and Eddie says they’re so close so his nickname is Bitch Boy Bobby. Lashley gets mad and tells him he thinks everything is a joke and he should just say no. Edwards made him jump through hoops so the joke was Eddie even being Champion in the first place. He says fine, one title shot, but if you lose, back to the kids’ table and he will never hear from you again. Eddie accepts.

Backstage, Tyrus says they aren’t going to wait, Eli Drake will shock the world with his case reveal tonight.

Backstage Rosemary again asks Brandi to join Decay, and Brandi refuses. Rosemary says fine, they’ll do this the hard way.

Aron Rex arrives with Spud in our backlot.

Brooke vs Sienna

Brooke and Sienna fight until Maria gets the distraction in, Brooke goes to give chase and Sienna crushes her on her way back in. Sienna puts in the neck vice and she kicks to add injury to insult.

Brooke is thrown through the ropes and Maria comes to give some stomps. Sienna drags Brooke in and gets the cover for a two.

Maria is up on the apron, distracting Earl as Sienna chokes Brooke out. The fans try to get her back in it, and Sienna is able to try for the AK-47, Brooke has her scouted and nails the wristlock backbreaker! Brooke goes to try the Butterface Maker, instead rolls backwards over and wraps in the bridging chinlock,

Swinging neckbreaker, Brooke up top for the finish but Maria puts her distraction again and Sienna throws her!

SILENCER FROM SIENNA!!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Sienna at 5:14, Silencer

Maria crawls over to Brooke, mocking her as Sienna celebrates. One more for the bad guys.

Backstage, the DCC promise to inflict violence with their case tonight. They seem very excited.

Backstage, Aron Rex and Spud discuss which shows they want to premier on. Oh they like Don Lemon. Aron says he looks Rexcellent. Geez.

DCC is in the Asskicking business baby, and business is booming!

James Storm says he wants DECAY in a Falls Count Anywhere match, tonight!

Steve and Abyss make their way out and Kingston and Bram are on the attack! Storm gets involved as Abyss sends no Abyss is sent into the steps!

ram has a table set up and he and Kingston pound on Steve. They go for the raised powerbomb on Crazzy Steve to have Storm put him through a table and Steve bites the man’s head!

Abyss and Kingston fight into the Impact Zone, Abyss reverses a throw into a wall, and fires the shot between the eyes. STORM comes flying into Abyss and they send the man into the wall.

ABYSS runs Storm and Bram over!

Crazzy Steve OFF THE elevated bleachers crossbody onto all three of the DCC!

DECAY send Kingston back inside, Abyss searches under the apron cover and BAG OF TACKS! Steve has a BARBED WIRE BOARD!

ABYSS takes Kingston inside and goes for the chokeslam into the tacks, KINGSTON kicks the groin! Eddie goes up top, Rosemary sprays the mist into Kingston!

ABYSS CHOKESLAMS Kingston into the tacks!

JAMES hits the lungblower on Abyss! 8 Second Ride on Steve!

Bram smashes the beer bottle into Abyss, and LAST CALL Sends Abyss into the barbed wire!

Steve smashes a chair into Bram, lays him out on the table, no Storm from behind! They grab Steve and SPIKE PILEDRIVER down through the table! Pin on the floor!

OFFICIAL RESULT: The DCC at 6:31, Piledriver through the table

Drew Galloway has an Open Challenge!

Drew comes out and says people aren’t sold on the title because he got injured so Rex winning doesn’t count. He says he is a fighting champion and he wants to take the title to an International level.

MOOSE comes out and says he got kicked in the nuts once, he gave Drew the benefit of the doubt. The second time? Now he owes Drew and asswhupping. He heads for the ring and Drew says no, wait, and leaves the ring.

Galloway says no one wants to see that, and says a guy in the back asked for a shot so he has to take his challenge. Rob Ryzin comes out and he will be the challenger.

Drew Galloway vs Rob Ryzin

Grand Championship Title Match

And Drew beats him in 2:12. Future Shock, thanks for coming.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Drew Galloway at 2:12, Future Shock

Backstage, GS Helms states phase one was winning the case. Tonight, Trevor Lee will speak in the ring and announce his prize.

Inside the ring, the Carolina Caveman challenges DJZ to a Ladder Match for the X-Division Title. Z, who suffered that attack on his leg last week, makes his way out. He gets the benefit, but they fight over the ladder. Lee gets stopped groin ways on the rope and Z flies over plancha to Trevor! But he hurt his leg!

DJZ gets the ladder in, Lee has the ankle and slams the knee! Does it again!

“HE WON’T GIVE UP YOU HAVE TO HURT HIM!”

Helms yells advice from the floor. Lee has the ladder and climbs for the gold, Z knocks it over! Helms argues with the Ref and CAVEMAN PUNCH!

Lee points to the title, but Z is behind him, pulls him off the ladder and no Lee has the ankle and twists! Lee has it on the ropes, kick to the leg, Trevor Lee has the ladder, and rams the end into the ankle!

They both fight their way up the ladder and Z bangs his head off the top, Lee has the leg and DJ falls to lock the head, falling DDT!!

DJZ begins to crawl, Helms slides Lee a chair, CHAIRS THE LEG ACROSS THE LADDER!

DJZ drops clutching his ankle, and Lee takes the chair, he puts it in the leg. He begins to pummel Z and puts the chair under the ladder, the weight on the chair as DJZ is trapped under the ladder, he can’t escape and LEE TAKES THE TITLE!

Trevor Lee is your new X-Division Champion!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Trevor Lee at 7:30, Case Retrieval

Backstage, Tyrus allows the cameraman to ask. Eli Drake stands silent as Tyrus says everyone will find out, next.

Backstage Aron Rex is enjoying his own brilliance as Robbie E comes in and confronts him and Spud. Aron says Ruby, if that is your real name, we have a date next week. So of course Robbie agrees and promises to leave them lying. Spud get the perrier.

In the ring, Tyrus and Drake are mocking the fans. Eli is ready to fight, and they challenge EC3!

EC3 vs Eli Drake

Tyrus makes Ethan show off the nasty bruise he suffered at the January Impact tapings. Eli Drake attacks from behind and stays on the attack.

They brawl outside, in the ring, and all the while EC3 is trying to fight to shield himself but Drake manages to continue to add the pressure in with backbreakers.

Drake has him down and yells as the fans yell with him!

Yeah! YEAH!

Yeah! YEAH!

Yeah! YEAH!

SHUT UP!!

Carter is able to hit a clothesline, a jawbreaker and runs for a Stinger but DRAKE explodes into him with a clothesline!

Drake has Ethan’s head, kick no Ethan battles out and has the legs, dives over top and jacknife pin!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Ethan Carter III at 10:54, Jacknife Pin

Eli Drake goes on the attack! He begins to beat the man down with a baseball bat! They attack EC3 and beat him senseless- the lights go out!

THE DCC are here! They stare down with Eli- and they go to beating down Ethan with kicks and punches! Then they attack Drake! They hit the Superkick into Drake, and beat down Tyrus on the floor.

BRAM AND KINGSTON nail Carter with the spike piledriver into the chair!!

The DCC stand tall, but why did they do this?

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