411’s OVW TV Report 4.29.06

Boris Alexiev vs. Russell Simpson

Boris does some quick kicks. Shoves him to the corner and tries to land some punches and knees but Simpson blocks them. Ref breaks them out of the corner and they circle. Boris wit ha takedown. And he locks in an ankle submission! But Simpson makes it to the ropes. Hold is broken. Boris with another takedown. Goes for an elbow drop but misses! Simpson with a quick kick caught by Boris, back heel trip. Armbar submission! He taps! He won’t let go! He snaps his arm! Sick!

Winner- Boris Alexiev

We come back from break and it looks like The Riggs Brothers are having a casual conversation. The Miz walks by them with Seth Skyfire’s girlfriend!

Jason Riggs: Call me crazy but isn’t this a bit out of line walking in here with Seth Skyfire’s girlfriend?

Miz: First off, isn’t Seth Skyfire’s girlfriend. And secondly, I don’t see a ring on this finger, at least…not yet. Hoo-rah.

Sylvan Grenier vs. Tank Toland

Two former Smackdown rejects! I guess the model thing is over. Crowd is hot for Tank. They lock up. And break off. And again. Sylvan offers a handshake. Tank falls for it and Sylvan turns it into a headlock. Tank fights out of it. Sylvan to the ropes. Shoulderblock and a pin gets 2. Sylvan with another headlock. Tank fights again. Another tackle by Slyvan. Tank leaps over Sylvan off the ropes. Blocks a hiptoss. Armdrag by Tank. And another. Dropkick by Tank. Tank Turrent by Tank!! But Sylvan falls to the floor.

Thumb to the eye on the outside by Sylvan. Sylvan lifts Tank up and slams him into the ringpost. Sylvan rolls Tank back in. The cover 1..2..No! Another 2 count and Sylvan starts stomping on Tank. Boot to the gut by Tank but Sylvan continues to club Tank’s back. Irish whip by Sylvan knocks Tank down in the turnbuckle. Tank trying to fight out of it. Sylvan choking Tank on the middle rope. Sylvan does his model thing. Sylvan with a spinning side suplex. The cover 1…2….No!

Sylvan with another headlock. Tank is out of it. To the ropes. Spinebuster by Sylvan! 1..2..No! Sylvan sets up and nails a snap suplex. Sylvan stomping on Tank’s head. Sylvan with a bear hug now. Tank fights out of it. Ducks a clotheline. Tank with a clotheline. And another. A third. Flapjack by Tank! Tank is feeling it! Tank climbs Sylvan in the corner. Nails 10 punches. Irish whip by Tank. Flips Sylvan over on his head when he hits the turnbuckle. Tank measures. Misses the Tank Turrent! Sylvan reverses! TKO! The cover 1…2……NO! He kicked out!!!

Sylvan going for another TKO! Spins him around! Tank wiggles out of it! Tank Turrent! The cover! 1…2….3!

Winner- Tank Toland

Robbie Dawber grabs the house mic!

Dawber: I am the gossip hound Robbie Dawber. And last week, I tried to let you all know who signed that love note left for Ronnie. That’s the artist formerly known as Skyfire’s girlfriend. Now before I could do so….*Dawber sucks chants* ….before I could give you all the gossip I got hit from behind by a big old brontosaurus that ripped that note into pieces! Now I know what you’re all thinking. Big deal. Ronnie showed up with The Miz tonight so it must have been The Miz that sent her the note. Maybe..maybe not. I’ve got the note right…here. *Shad Gaspard aka Da Beast is coming down to the ring* I taped this together myself and I was going to read it to you all but we’re joined by Shad Gaspard. Yo Sha…

Gaspard clocks him square in the temple! Gaspard stomping on Dawber! Shad rips Dawber’s shirt off. Gaspard leveling Dawber with several big punches! Crowd is chanting for C.M. Punk. Gaspard has Dawber tied up in the ropes and just continues to pummel Dawber.

We head back into the locker room where Skyfire is coming out with his OVW TV Title (which is new by the way). The Riggs Brothers come running in.

Jason Riggs: Skyfire, what’s up brother. We gotta tell you this, The Miz is in the building with your girl.

Scott Riggs: Arm in arm.

Skyfire: Messing around with Ronnie huh? He better hold on to her. That’s the only thing of mine he’s going to get his hands on. Hoo-rah.

Al Snow is in the ring!

Snow: It is now my great pleasure and my tremendous privledge to introduce to you a true superstar…a WWE Hall Of Fame legend. A man who I am a true fan of. Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka!!!

The crowd is insane for Snuka! Superfly! Superfly!

Snow: Let me first say to you, this is sooooo cool! It is a pleasure to meet you. Now we know you didn’t come here for a friendly visit. You came here because you have something to say to your sign Jimmy Snuka Junior who we all know as Deuce.

Snuka: I’m here to talk to my son…Jimmy.

Snow: I know you’ve been a little upset over the actions that your son Deuce has been taking…*music hits and here comes Deuce and Dice with Cherry*

Dice Domino: Well what do we have here! OH! Hey Deuce! Take a look man! It’s your pops Snuka! The WWE Hall Of Famer himself! Unbelievable! You know this guy is known for 2 things in life. One…jumping off the top of a steel cage like a frickin’ moron. And two…getting cracked in your big island head with a coconut by Rowdy Roddy Piper! OH! So tell me, POPS…what brings you here to Louisville.

Snuka: Not to talk to you brudda! I need to talk to my son Jimmy! That’s right. What is going on. Is this the way I brought you up? Is this the way I taught you? Is this how I taught you to do things?

FROM BEHIND DICE NAILS SUPERFLY! DICE CLUBBING SNUKA! SNUKA FIGHTING BACK! HEADBUTT BY SNUKA TAKES DICE DOWN! HE COMES FACE TO FACE WITH DEUCE! DEUCE POPS HIS COLLAR! DICE HAS CHERRY’S SKATE FROM BEHIND! HE NAILS HIM AND SNUKA FALLS RIGHT OUT OF HIS SANDALS!!! DEUCE JUST LOOKS DOWN AT SNUKA AND BACK UP AT DICE. DEUCE LOOKS SO CONFUSED! SNUKA ISN’T MOVING! DICE AND CHERRY LEAVE. DEUCE KEEPS LOOKING DOWN AT SNUKA AS HE WALKS OUT!

Idol Stevens is in the ring and has the mic.

Stevens: Well here we are again at the Davis arena. And once again, history is about to be made. Because, moi, Mr. Marquis. The Sultan of the spotlight. Sir Showtime himself. Is about to destroy The Miz. And then…I ascend to the top of the mountain. The OVW Television title. A title, that will look so good around my waist, when I’m laying in bed…next to the Miz’s latest conquest. But you know what, Miz, when I’m lying next to that hot spicy little tart, when I have your…oh excuse me, my OVW TV Title, there’s absoultly nothing that you’re going to be able to do about it. Because I am…..

The Miz comes down to the ring.

Stevens: Where’s the hoochie mama? Where is she Miz? I don’t see her.

Miz: She’s not a hoochie. She’s not my manager. A wrestler. My agent. Just a good friend. And that’s none of your business.

Stevens: She’s your friend Miz? See, that’s the different between a guy like you, and a man like me. You see a little hottie like that and you want her to be your friend. When I see a woman like that, I want her to bend over…grab her ankles….and then…*Skyfire’s music hits*

Skyfire: Idol, Miz…you all gonna come out here and get in each other’s faces and talk big talk? Well like it or not, Seth Skyfire is the OVW Television Champion. You want a piece of me still. Then put me in this match. Let’s make a 3 way dance just like last week.

Stevens: Wait a minute. Just because you’re the current holder of my title you want to come out here? What’s in it for me little man?

Skyfire: What’s in it for you? I still want a piece of you Idol. And I defiantly want a piece of the Miz. How about I put the TV Title on the line.

Stevens: How about we sweeten the pot fellas? The 3 of us, for the OVW Television Title no disqualifaction! What’s your answer little man?

Skyfire: Yeah. *DECKS MIZ WITH THE TV TITLE! NOW HE JUMPS ON IDOL AND STARTS PUMMELLING HIM WITH PUNCHES!*

Seth Skyfire –c- vs. The Miz vs. Idol Stevens (OVW TV Title- NO DQ)

Skyfire with Idol in the corner and ramming his shoulder into Idol’s stomach as we go to a commercial already.

We come back and Idol is choking Skyfire in the middle of the ring. Idol with Skyfire and tosses him over the top rope.Miz is in. Miz sends Idol to the ropes and lands a flying elbow. Dropkick by Miz. Boot to the gut and a big boot. Miz with a cover gets 2. Idol rolls out of the ring. Miz goes for a baseball slide. Idol ducks under it. They fight on the outside. Miz slams Idol into the braodcaster’s table. Miz climbs up on the desk. Hoo-rah! Flying body press off the desk onto Idol! Skyfire is up and nails Miz. Big punches by Skyfire. Miz fighting back. Idol has a chair and he nails Miz in the stomach with it several times. Idol holds the chair over his head. Skyfire pulls it out from behind him. Skyfire throws the chair at Idol Idol catches it and MATRIX DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR BY SKYFIRE KNOCKS IDOL TO THE FLOOR!

Skyfire looks at both men laying down. SKYFIRE IS PULLING OUT THE BIG LADDER AND TAKES IT TO THE RING! Miz stops Skyfire. Miz slams Skyfire’s head into the apron. Miz with the ladder in the ring now. Miz sets the ladder up in the corner. Miz runs at the ladder. Skyfire rolls in and nails Miz with a forearm! And another by Skyfire. Skyfire sends Miz to the ropes. Dropkick by Miz. Another trip to the ropes. Miz ducks a clotheline. Double cross body takes each other out! Wait! Idol has taken the guardrail down and is setting it up between the ring and the crowd guardrail! Idol has Skyfire. He puts Skyfire on the rail hanging above the floor. He’s calling for The Idolizer! Miz from behind nails Idol! Skyfire flips over the ropes. Sunset flip on Miz. The cover….1….2….No! Stevens breaks it up! Stevens punching Miz now. Idol grabs Skyfire. Skyfire and Miz both chop Idol down. Miz with a punch on Skyfire. Boot to the gut by Skyfire. Stevens out of nowhere goes for a clotheline. Miz ducks it. Skyfire lifts Idol OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE GUARDRAIL HANGING BETWEEN THE APRON AND THE CROWD! THE RAIL BENT IN HALF! OH MY GOD!!! HOLY SHIT CHANTS AS WE GO TO ANOTHER BREAK!

We come back and Miz is sizing up Skyfire. Boot to the gut by Miz. Skyfire rolls Miz up 1…2…No! Miz ducks a clotheline by Skyfire. Sets him up! Mizzard of Oz! The cover 1…2….NO! Chinbuster dropkick by Skyfire. Covers and gets 2 again. Skyfire sizes Miz up. Skyfire misses an inzuguri. Miz to the ropes and spinning wheel kick finds its mark by Skyfire! The cover 1…2….No! Skyfire rolls to the outside. Skyfire has a chair! SKYFIRE SETS THE CHAIR UP BETWEEN THE MIDDLE AND TOP TURNBUCKLE! SKYFIRE SETS HIM UP FOR AN IRISH WHIP! REVERSED AND SKYFIRE LANDS BACK FIRST INTO THE CHAIR! IDOL BACK IN! BOOT TO THE GUT BY MIZ! SKYFIRE UP. MIZZARD OF OZ ON STEVENS! THE COVER IS BROKEN UP BY SKYFIRE! SKYFIRE WITH MIZ! SKYFIRE FLIPS MIZ OVER HIS HEAD AND MIZ GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE LADDER LAYING IN THE CORNER! THE LADDER BENT IN HALF! MIZ ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN PAIN! SKYFIRE SETTING THE LADDER UP! IT WOBBLES AROUND! SKYFIRE GOES UP TO IDOL BUT GETS A THUMB TO THE EYE.

Idol drops Skyfire into the middle turnbuckle. Idol looking at the ladder and smiling. Idol with an Irish whip sends Skyfire toward the ladder. Skyfire JUMPS UP THE LADDER! CLIMBS A COUPLE STEPS AND NAILS A SPINNING WHEEL KICK OFF THE MIDDLE OF A BROKEN LADDER!!!! THE COVER 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner and STILL OVW TV Champion- Seth Skyfire

Miz from behind! Sets Skyfire up! Mizzard of Oz! Hoo-rah! Ronnie as at the curtain! She meets Miz there and they start making out! Miz carries her back behind the curtain as they continue to make out.

We come back and Skyfire is being looked at by refs and officials and say it’s a neck injury.

C.M. Punk is in the back and wants to make a statement regarding the postponement of his leather strap match.

Punk: So…Gunner…you begged and you groveled and you got what you wanted. You got one week state of execution. You get to hold on to the OVW Title for one more week. You’re a piece of garbage. You’re a disgrace to that title. You’re a disgrace to OVW. You’re a disgrace to every man who ever held that championship. When I think of guys who held that title, I think of guys like Matt Cappotelli. And you’re going to try and soil what great people like Matt Cappotelli tried to build. Well for months now…Gunner…week in and week out, you keep whipping me and whipping me…and next week…it’s me and you. And I give you my absolute word that it’s me that’s going to take the skin off your back with your grand pappy’s leather strap. It’s me who’s going to rip that OVW Championship from your hands….it’s me that is going to get my hand raised in victory. And I will be the champion that everybody knows you could never be. And Shad Gaspard…as you can see, my focus is elsewhere right now. The only reason I didn’t come out there and make you eat your words tonight is because I don’t care about Robbie Dawber. I could care less who you beat up and who you run through! Cuz my focus is on Brent Albright. Gunner Scott. The OVW Champion. I got bigger fish to fry but don’t you worry because 1 week from now, when I am OVW Champion…Shad….my focus is on you. You will have focus 110 percent of C.M. Punk’s attention! Be careful what you wish for…you just may get it! And I can guarantee, you…won’t….like it. One week Albright! One week and revenge is mine!

Punk walks out of his dressing room. OUT OF NOWHERE SHAD GASPARD RUNS AT PUNK FROM BEHIND AND TACKLES HIM! GASPARD IS DRILLING PUNK WITH SEVERAL PUNCHES!

Gaspard: Huh? HUH? I told you…I told you it’s white boy day. You don’t care about me huh? You worried about the champ…Punk? Even if you are, you still gotta deal with me. The HNIC. The Head *Bleep* In Championship.