411’s TNA Against All Odds Report 2.13.11

TNA AGAINST ALL ODDS
2011

Championship Roll Call:
TNA WORLD TITLE: Mr. Anderson
TNA TV TITLE: Abyss
TNA X-DIVISION TITLE: Kazarian
TNA KNOCKOUTS TITLE: Madison Rayne
TNA TAG TEAM TITLES: Beer Money
TNA KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM TITLES: Winter & Angelina Love

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-Live from the Impact Zone in Orlando, Florida.

-Mike Tenay and Taz are the announce team.

-Tenay says that Max and Jeremy Buck will not be here due to travel issues.

-Fist Pumpin’ Robbie E. and Cookie come to the ring.

-Robbie has the mic and says that he has good and bad news. The good is that Gen Me will not be here because they are afraid of him, which makes him the number one contender for the X-Division Title. The bad news is, even though he is ready, no one gets to see him wrestle tonight. He wants the ref to count out Gen Me to make it official, so he can go to the club. The ref rings the bell and counts. Robbie fist pumps with every count, they ring the bell and he is the winner. He celebrates like a crazy man and goes to leave the ring. BUT WAIT. Kaz is out with the title, and looks ready for action. Kaz calls Cookie cheap, and then says he wants to come out here and give the people and X-Division match. He then says there will be a match tonight, and the match is Robbie with the garden gnome Cookie vs. Kaz. And that starts now!

X-Division Title Match: Kazarian © vs. Robbie E. w/ Cookie
Kaz all over Robbie early with rights, in the ring, and a clothesline decapitates Robbie. Gut wrench suplex by Kaz, and as Cookie tries to get involved, Kaz stomps on her hands. Lays Robbie on the top rope, and then kicks him in the face. Robbie to the floor, Kaz up top, Cookie involved and Robbie slams Kaz to the steps. He then slams Kaz to the other set of steps and roll shim into the ring. To the corner, boot by Robbie. To the second rope now and he dances, and then a fist pump fist drop for 2. Spear in the corner by Robbie, and Cookie over to choke out Kaz. Robbie then chokes out Kaz and backs off. They trade rights, but Robbie slams Kaz down and covers for 2. To the apron, rights by Robbie. Back into the ring and Robbie tosses Kaz to the mat and lays the boots to him. Robbie works the side headlock, Kaz fights to his feet but Robbie slams him to the corner. Misses the charge, springboard missile dropkick by Kaz connects. Clotheslines and a dropkick by Kaz, springboard leg drop gets 2 for Kaz. Kaz sets, back drop driver countered and Robbie counters, Kaz counters and gets a roll up for 2. Cookie nails Kaz, and Robbie rolls him up for 2. He argues with the ref, picks up Kaz, but a reversal and Kaz gets the back drop driver (fade to black) and that is all,

OFFICIAL RESULT: Kaz @ 7:00 via pin
RATING: **¼

-Hemme is with Beer Money and Scott Steiner. Steiner says it will be like all his matches, he will stick his boot up someone’s ass. He takes a drink of beer, and says that Rob Terry needs vitamins for coordination. He was rather incoherent there. Roode says they picked the wrong guys to mess with. Storm says they are hungry, but they just suck. Storm says that their dreams will come crashing down when they hear Beer Money! Sorry about your damn luck.

-AJ Styles makes his way out to join the commentary team.

Rob Terry, Gunner and Murphy vs. Scott Steiner and Beer Money (Roode and Storm)
Gunner and Murphy actually have wrestling gear now. Scott and Gunner to begin things. Crowd hot for Scotty. Shoulder block by Scott. Chops follow, off the ropes and an overhead belly to belly by Scott. One for Murphy, and Terry stares down Scott, and he tags in. He flexes, Scott applauds him and he kicks Terry in the balls and clotheslines him. Elbow drop and pushups by Scott. Murphy tags in, and lock up and Scott works the arm. To the corner, Storm tags in and works chops. Off the ropes and an atomic drop to Murphy. Knee by Murphy to counter, tag to Gunner and rights by Storm. Off the ropes and a knee buster to Gunner, followed by a neck breaker for 2. Rights follow, throat shot by Gunner. Storm skins the cat and clotheslines Gunner. To the corner, backdrop follows. To the corner, rights by Storm, but terry tosses him off and Gunner clotheslines Storm. Murphy tags in and lays the boots to Storm. Gunner back in, slams Storm and then hits a fist drop for 2. Tag to Murphy, works a chin lock. Storm escapes, fires back, but Terry tags in and lays out Storm. Powerslam by Terry and a cover gets 2. Terry slaps Storm, who comes back with the back stabber and he now looks for a tag. Gunner in, Storm kicks him away and a tag to Roode. He cleans house and they blow a spot. Forearm by Roode now, clotheslines Terry to the floor. Rights to Gunner, boot connects and then the blockbuster. That gets 2. Chops by Roode, and a uranage connects for 2. Everyone in now, Murphy with boots to Roode, kick by Storm connects and now a double suplex try…Terry nails his own guy. DOUBLE SUPLEX!

BEER!
MONEY!

Gunner in to break it up, SPINEBUSTER by Roode. Another for Murphy. Terry guzzles him, escape, spinebuster for him! Gunner up top, Roode stops that, and tags in Steiner! FRANKENSTEINER 2K11~! 1…2…3!

OFFICIAL RESULT: Scott Steiner and Beer Money @ 11:00 via pin
RATING: *¾

-Hemme is with Devon and his sons. He says tonight is between he and Bubba, and he does not want his sons involved. He will not allow Bubba to use them against him. He knows that they are excited, but he is their father, and he does not want them near the ring. He commands them to stay backstage and not get involved.

Samoa Joe vs. The Pope
And here we go. Pope bails to the floor right away, stalls a bit, back in and rights to Joe. Off the ropes, reversal and Joe levels Pope, who bails again. He walks up the ramp, looks to leave, but OKATO is here to stop that. He is now wearing the KATO mask, and is going as OKATO now. ELBOW SUICIDA from Joe wipes out Pope. Back into the ring we go, head butts by Joe follow. Off the ropes, right by Pope, tries a suplex, and gets it. Joe up and levels Pope. An enziguri by Joe drops Pope, and he then slams Pope to the corner. Rights follow, boots to the face, face wash and RUNNING KICK OF DEATH kills Pope. Jabs by Joe in the corner, slap by Pope and then a knee to the back of Joe, which sends Joe to the floor. Pope slams Joe to the apron, rolls him back in and rights by Pope connect. Forearms follow, jabs from Joe, off the ropes and a clothesline by Pope. Mounted rights follow, chops now and slaps by Joe to answer. Dropkick by Pope, and he is back in control. A neck breaker follows for 2. Fist drop by Pope, he celebrates, and goes to the second rope. Leaps off and Joe gets an atomic drop. Big boot and senton splash follows for 2. Off the ropes and a snap slam by Joe gets 2. Big knee by Pope drops Joe, and Pope now pulls a turnbuckle pad off of the corner, ad now Joe fights back with chops. Pope slams Joe to the corner, blocked, and a roll up by Pope, but Joe gets the rear naked choke and Pope taps right away.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Samoa Joe @ 9:00 via submission
RATING: **

-Pope claps for Joe, and they talk a bit. Pope goes to leave, and now wants to shake. Joe blows him off. Pope begs for a handshake, and Pope kicks him in the gut and attacks. OKATO in and Pope levels him. Pope then slams Joe to the exposed corner, and then gets the DDE into the exposed corner to lay out Joe. Joe is busted open and not happy. He gets up and looks to KILL Pope, who bails.

-Hemme is with Mickie James. She talks trash to Madison, and says Madison is only champion because someone laid down for her, and she will lay her out to take the title.

Last Knockout Standing Knockouts Title Match: Madison Rayne © vs. Mickie James
Mickie is in her Pocahontas gear. I approve. Rayne tries to use the loaded glove right away, blocked and clotheslines by Mickie. Rayne pulls her to the floor, misses the loaded left and rights by Mickie follow. She slams Rayne to the apron, and lays the boots to her. Rayne manages to slams Mickie into the steps, and the ref counts. Mickie to her feet, and slides in, and a boot to Rayne. DDT try countered, counter again and Mickie tosses Rayne to the floor. Mickie invites her back in, Rayne runs, and Mickie chases her down and slams her down on the ramp. Rayne takes over, rights connect, and then slams Mickie into the apron. Into the ring she goes, the ref counts on Mickie, who is back up. Rayne back to the floor, but Mickie slams her into the post. Mickie then tosses her back into the ring and Rayne connects with the codebreaker style move. Mickie to her feet, tosses Rayne to the apron, and then elbows her to the floor. The ref counts on Rayne, Mickie to the apron, and gets a cross body onto Rayne. Both ladies are down, the ref counts, they get back to their feet and as Mickie tries to remove Rayne’s glove, she gets leveled with a right. Both ladies go under the ring, and Rayne is out. Mickie out, Rayne misses the left and nails the steps, and Mickie kicks her in the face, and Rayne is down. Mickie picks her up and rolls her back in the ring, up top, Rayne stops that, and tosses Mickie to the floor. The ref counts, but Mickie makes it up at 9. To he apron, Rayne charges, but Mickie stun guns her arm off the ropes. TOP ROPE Thesz press connects for Mickie. Spin kick levels Rayne, and she is down. Mickie steals the glove from Rayne, and puts it on. She demands Rayne get up, Tara is out, and Mickie tosses her in the ring. LEVELS her with the loaded glove. Rayne has KNUX, and drops Mickie! The ref counts, and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Madison Rayne @ 9:00
RATING: **½

-Jeff Hardy speaks on his title match, and says he will climb to victory to get back what is his, the Immortal Title.

-Matt Morgan comes to the ring in street clothes. Morgan demands that Hernandez come to the ring. Hernandez now makes his way to the ring. Morgan wants an excuse, or he will kick Hernandez’s ass. Hernandez calls Morgan the great white hype. Hernandez is here because he never got his title shot, and Morgan is no better than him. American is looking for the next great white hype. Hernandez left for Mexico, to be with his people. And they love him and appreciate him. They treated him like a star, and not a second class citizen. He is here to tell Morgan and white America, no more. The minority is the majority. Look around, you are the minority, this is Hispanic America. And this is “our” country. That is why he is back, to stick it to all the gringos that did not support his people. If you don’t like that “you punk ass white boy,” leave out country. Hernandez kicks him low, and spears him. Hernandez then gets a death valley driver, toss style, and leaves Morgan laying.

-Hemme is with Matt Hardy. He says he was always the nice guy, but was always treated badly. He battle injury, Jeff left for TNA, and he was punished. And that is why he is cold blooded. RVD is in his way, and he will take care of him, like he will with everyone else. He is 3-0 against RVD, and tonight, he finishes him.

RVD vs. Matt Hardy
Lock up to begin, they battle around the ring, and to the corner they go. Hardy with a cheap shot, but RVD back with rights. They trade mid-ring, and RVD drops him with a kick. Monkey flip try by RVD, but Hardy stun guns him. A clothesline follows, and Hardy slams RVD to the corner. More rights by Hardy, off the ropes and RVD counters and dropkicks Hardy. Hardy bails to the floor, crowd loves RVD here. Dropkick by RVD knocks Hardy back to the floor, and as RVD tries a slingshot, Hardy trips him up and RVD hits the apron face first. Hardy slams him to the corner, more rights follow. V tries a suplex, counter by RBD, sets Hardy on the railing, to the apron, and gets the corkscrew leg drop! RVD tosses Hardy back into the ring, but as he reenters the ring, Hardy connects with a double arm DDT and covers for 2. Back to the floor and Hardy beats down RVD, and then presses him onto the railing, dropping him throat first. RVD makes it to his feet and struggles to get back into the ring. Leg drop by Hardy, and a cover for 2. Elbows by Hardy follow now, and RVD is down again. Butterfly into a rolling submission hold by Hardy. RVD manages to get the ropes, and Hardy breaks. Hardy to his feet, lays the boots to RVD. Catapult by Hardy, and RVD catches his throat on the bottom rope. Hardy covers for 2. Seated full nelson by Hardy follows, RVD to his feet, but Hardy drops down and then covers for 2. Hardy slaps RVD now, RVD fights back, but a cravat by Hardy works on the already targeted neck of RVD. RVD escapes, off the ropes, to the corner and Hardy charges in, sent to the apron and snaps RVD’s neck off the ropes. Hardy up top, leaps in and eats a sidekick from RVD. BOTH men are down now. To their feet, RVD gains momentum and lays out Hardy. Rolling thunder countered, but RVD gets a moonsualt for 2. To the corner, kick by RVD and now a slam. Split legged moonsault by RBD connects for 2. Side effect by Hardy, and a cover gets 2. Hardy now sets and waits for RVD to get to his feet, twist of hate countered, spinkick by RVD drops Hardy. RVD now goes up top, Hardy up and nails RVD with a right. Hardy up top with RVD, RVD fights him off but Hardy fight back with a right. BACKDROP off the top by Hardy! Hardy up top, MISSES the moonsault! RVD up top, FROG SPLASH CONNECTS! 1…2…3!

Just as a note, Hardy is in better shape than when he debuted, and the rematch was much better than their first match.

OFFICIAL RESULT: RVD @ 14:00 via pin
RATING: ***

-Hemme is with Bully Ray. Ray YELLS at her, and asks if she will cry. He tells her to cry, and then says he likes making women cry, because they are weak, like Devon. So now he will not bring the kids, but he wants him to bring his bastard sons, because he can make a man out of them. If they want to follow in their father’s footsteps, they will be side kicks, taking orders from a guy like him. Those kids were born from their mother’s ass. He will beat Devon and his kids.

Street Fight: Bully Ray vs. Brother Devon
Ray hides after his entrance, and Devon charges out, and looks for him. Ray tries to attack from behind, but Devon stops that as the match gets underway. Devon punches Ray with a bottle of Coke, and then unloads with rights. Devon now slams him to the steps, and then continues to work him over with rights. Devon has a cable and chokes out Ray. Devon continues the ass beating a she hits Ray with another bottle of something and the crowd is into Devon. Devon rolls Ray into the ring, and then tosses some hardcore toys into the ring. Kendo stick time, and Devon clotheslines him with it. Devon lights him up in the back with the stick a few times, and Ray begs off. Chop from Ray, and Devon NAILS him in the head with the kendo stick. Devon grabs a chair, puts Ray’s head in it and grabs Ray’s chain. Devon’s sons, Terrell and Terrance come to the ring, and cheer their dad on. Devon tells them to leave, Ray up with the chair, and he NAILS Devon. Ray yells at the kids and spits at them. Trashcan lid shot to Devon, Ray puts the chair on Devon’s head, and grabs the chain. The kids are in, Ray backs them off with the chain, and Devon is up and clotheslines Ray. Another, and then a backdrop. Trashcan shot from one of the kids. Slam by Devon, they grab Ray’s legs, and Devon up top, WAZZUP~! Devon does his dance, the kids slap him in the chest, DEVON…GET THE TABLES! They get a table, Devon sets it up, but Ray LOW BLOWS him. Ray to the floor, gets handcuffs and cuffs Devon to the ropes in the corner. Ray now yells at Devon, and says he is a nobody. The kids hit the ring to save Devon, but Ray attacks. Ray calls the kids weak, and the other attacks Ray and FISTS OF FURY FLY! Ray drops him, and then pins him to win the match.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bully Ray @ 10:00 via pin
RATING: **

-Devon and the kids are still in the ring, the kids laid out, and Devon handcuffed. Devon calls Ray a coward, and Ray spits in his face. Ray then calls him a bitch, and Ray does the TESTIFY line, has a chair, and then as Devon begs for security, Ray drops the chair. He then picks up one of the boys and POWERBOMBS HIM through a table! Ray then says he did it because Devon is weak. After ray leaves, Devon is released form the cuffs, and checks on his kids, while calling Ray a bastard. They stretcher out the son that got powerbombed while Devon carries out the other boy. HOW COULD RAY DO THAT TO HIS NEPHEWS?

-Borash is with Jeff Jarrett and Karen. Good old JJ says that he would never put his kids in harms way. Karen makes mention that they are “OUR” kids. Angle has not chance in beating him, and the people do not matter. He guarantees that he will win tonight, and that on March 3rd, Kurt will walk Karen down the aisle.

-Hemme is with Angle and he says he has to beat JJ.

Jeff Jarrett w/Karen vs. Kurt Angle
(If Kurt Angle wins, he gets custody of his kids, if Jeff Jarrett wins, Kurt Angle has to walk Karen Jarrett down the aisle on March 3rd)
So my biggest complaint about angles like this, there is all this hate, the kids are involved, and the lock up for a GRAPPLING BOUT! And now they chant sloppy seconds at Karen, tremendous. Angle works a side headlock and takes JJ down. JJ up to his feet, to the corner, and they break clean. Side headlock by JJ, Angle escapes. Angle tells him to try it again, JJ does, and Angle escapes again. Angle again tells JJ to headlock him, he does, and Angle suplexes him. Angle works the arm, JJ with the snap mare, and Angle rolls through back into a hammerlock. Escape by JJ, but Angle counters again to the hammerlock. Rights by JJ stop that, off the ropes and a hip toss and then a snap suplex and cover for 2 by Angle. Rights by Angle follow, he beats JJ down in the corner. Angle tosses JJ to the floor, and follows. He punches JJ right in front of Karen, she slaps Kurt, and he then beats the shit out of JJ with more rights. Kurt tells Karen to slap him again, and then decides to toss JJ back into the ring. Off the ropes, back elbow by Angle for 2. Shoulder blocks in the corner by Angle, charges and misses, hitting the steel post as JJ moved out of the way. JJ slams him shoulder first to the railing, and then does it again. Back into the ring they go, and JJ goes up top. Cross body, Angle rolls through and gets 2. Rights by JJ now, picks up Angle, whips him to the corner and Angle drops as he hits the corner. A reversal now but JJ with a boot to Angle and now heads back up top. Angle pops up, runs up top and gets a release suplex to JJ! BOTH men are down, they get to their knees and trade rights. To their feet, flying forearm by Angle. Clotheslines follow. German suplex countered, but an overhead belly to belly by Angle gets a close 2! ANKLE LOCK by Angle! JJ escapes, German suplex by Angle. Locked up and gets another. Angle locks it in and goes for a third and gets it. Angle covers for 2. Counters and an enziguri by JJ. Stroke countered, roll through and the ankle lock is applied. JJ escapes, misses the charge, crotches himself, Angle Slam as Karen distracts the ref. Angle covers for 45 as the ref is distracted. Angle up, and JJ LOW BLOWS him. Stroke time and it connects. 1…2…NO! JJ argues with the ref, JJ goes for it again, and Angle tosses him into the referee for the ref bump. JJ rolls to the floor, and Angle now follows. Uppercuts connect for Angle. Rights now follow. Karen over and rakes Angle’s back. JJ manages to nail Angle from behind and slams him into the steps. JJ slams him into the steps again, and then a third time. JJ tosses him into the ring, and now grabs a chair. He measures Angle, low blow by Angle, and he has the chair, and the ref is up and takes the chair from Angle. Roll up by JJ and that gets 2. Overhead belly to belly by Angle, good enough for 2. Angle to the corner, and to the second rope. Karen distracts him, JJ over, 2nd rope stroke! JJ covers 1…2…NO! JJ picks up Angle, but Angle gets a German! STRAPS ARE DOWN! Ankle lock on JJ! Karen reaches in to help JJ, but Angle pulls her in with JJ. The ref tries to pull he rout, JJ taps, but the ref cannot see it. In the confusion, JJ nails Angle with the chair, but only gets 2! JJ calls Angle on, and now the crowd chants you tapped out. Small package by Angle and that gets 2. Boot, sunset flip but JJ pulls the Bulldog sitdown and gets the win! These guys always work well together.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Jeff Jarrett @ 18:00 via pin
RATING: ***¾

-Angle looks completely depressed after the loss. He takes off his boots and leaves then in the ring, as Taz says that is a sign that he is done. Jeff and Karen laugh at Kurt.

-Hemme talks with Mr. Anderson. He says the odds are against him, because this is Jeff’s match. He made it famous, and the match made him famous. He climbed higher and did things no one else did. But there may be a conspiracy here, with Bischoff and his cronies to save Jeff. He mocks Jeff, and his fans.

TNA World Title Ladder Match: Mr. Anderson © vs. Jeff Hardy
We have two officials out here for the match. They stand off and point to the title, and Jeff spits at Anderson. It’s on. Anderson nails Jeff with a right, and Jeff bails to the floor. He goes for a ladder, and Anderson attacks. He slams Jeff to the railing, and Jeff tries a twist of hate, but gets slammed into a ladder. Kick to the head by Anderson, grabs a ladder but Jeff stops that. They play tug of war with the ladder, and Anderson slams it into Jeff, trapping him against the ring. He then slams Jeff to the steps and lays the ladder in the ring. Jeff catches Anderson on the way in and gets a neck breaker onto the ladder. Jeff celebrates, and then grabs the ladder and sets it up. Jeff climbs, Anderson stops that and gets a neck breaker. Anderson grabs the ladder, tries to climb, and Jeff pulls him down. Mule kick by Jeff, corner dropkick follows. Jeff slams Anderson in the crotch with the ladder, which had to suck. Jeff sets the ladder in the corner, beats down Anderson, but Anderson back with the Russian Leg Sweep onto the ladder in the corner. Anderson grabs another ladder and tosses it into the ring. He sets it up, climbs, but Jeff is up and gets the sunset flip powerbomb onto Anderson. BOTH men are down here, Jeff to his feet first, slams Anderson down. Up top, and Jeff does the leap over the ladder but MISSES the leg drop. Anderson to his feet, Jeff up and misses a charge. Rights by Anderson connect, a whip, countered and Jeff backdrops Anderson onto the ladder in the corner. Jeff sets a ladder upside down, and now chokes out Anderson in the ropes. Anderson back with chops, rights as well. Kicks away at the knee but Jeff tosses him to the floor. Basement dropkick by Jeff, and he slides to the floor. Jeff grabs his painted up ladder, and tries to toss it at Anderson, but Anderson caught it and tossed it back at Jeff. Jeff manages to fight back and slams Anderson into the steps. Jeff then runs off the steps and hits poetry in motion on Anderson. Anderson rolls into the crowd and Jeff hip tosses him over he railing. Back into the ring they go, and Jeff tries a suplex, countered and suplexes Jeff onto the upside down ladder. THAT had to suck. Both guys work to their feet, Anderson up and has a ladder. Sets it up and climbs. Jeff to his feet, pulls Anderson down and gets a cutter on Anderson. Jeff asks the ref for his painted ladder, and he gets it. Jeff walks around a bit, grabs Anderson, but Anderson gets the Finlay roll onto the ladder! Anderson up top, SWANTON MISSES as Jeff rolled and Anderson hit his head on the ladder. Jeff sets up another ladder, so we have two set up, and he climbs. Anderson up as well, they battle on the ladders, and they climb higher. They trade rights, Jeff slams Anderson face first onto the ladder, Jeff grabs the title, Anderson stops him, he swings the title away from Jeff and goes for a mic check, but Jeff grabs the title, Anderson flies off, but Jeff cannot pull it down as he fell as well. I think that was the finish there. Jeff kicks Anderson to the floor, climbs again for the ladder, Anderson back in, but Jeff pulls down the title and wins. Well that was anticlimactic and the crowd was pretty dead throughout the match. They worked hard, but I felt that it never got to that next level.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Jeff Hardy @ 19:00
RATING: ***

-Jeff Hardy celebrates with the title as the PPV ends.

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