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411’s IMPACT Wrestling Report 9.15.11

September 15, 2011 | Posted by Larry Csonka

411’s IMPACT WRESTLING REPORT 09.15.11

Championship Roll Call:
TNA WORLD TITLE: Kurt Angle
TNA TV TITLE: Eric Young
TNA X-DIVISION TITLE: Austin Aries
TNA KNOCKOUTS TITLE: Winter
TNA TAG TEAM TITLES: Mexican America
TNA KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM TITLES: Tara & Miss Tessmacher

-We get highlights from No Surrender.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ric Flair makes his way to the ring, in gear, and he has something to say. Flair says he will talk to Sting ONE last time, come on and meet your maker boy. You can run but you can’t hide. And here comes Sting. Flair says it is on, and Sting agrees. Flair says tonight it is Sting vs. God. The ICON vs. GOD. One man walks out of the ring tonight. Flair wants back to the way he was, and he swore to Hogan that he would beat Sting tonight. Flair says he is the nature boy, the 16-time world champion, and Sting will only get to Hogan through Flair’s dead body. Sting says fine, he will die tonight! Sting says Flair will die at his hands, and he will scorpion death drop him, death drop him, toss him off the top rope and will make his life hell. Flair says he will go back and tape up and Sting then says he will bite his fingers off. Sting is ready to roll right now, and as security enters the ring, Flair jokes with Sting. They will face later tonight.

-Jeff Hardy arrives backstage.

-Jeff is happy to be back, and says last week he took his first step coming back. He apologized, and is now back in Orlando to talk to the boys. No one knows what has happened with him, but he has to do this for him.

Pope D’Angelo Dinero, Devon, Brooke Tessmacher and Tara vs. Sarita, Rosita, Hernandez and Anarquia
Devon and Hernandez to begin. They circle, lock up and a headlock by Devon. Off the ropes, and they collide. Hernandez poses, and Devon hits the ropes again and drops him with a flying shoulder block. After a distraction, Hernandez drops Devon and tags in Anarquia. Hip toss by Devon, tag to Pope and an atomic drop and another. A flapjack follows, elbows after that and a right drops Anarquia. Cover for 2 as Sarita breaks it up Rights by Pope, Sarita grabs his hair and Mexican America beat down the Pope in their corner. Tag to Hernandez, corner splash follows and then one by Anarquia. That gets 2 for Hernandez. Off the ropes, flying forearm by Pope. Tag to Anarquia and Devon, Devon cleans house. Clothesline connects. Beck breaker by Devon follows and a cover for 2 as it gets broken up. Devon and Pope battle together, then stop the low blows by the ladies and Tara and Brooke are in and the ladies spill to the floor. Rosita and Sarita hit on Devon’s kids, and as Hernandez and Anarquia look for an advantage, Pope and Devon get double shoulder blocks. The ladies are in, double spears for the faces and now rights follow. The guys dump Anarquia and Hernandez, and the Knockout Champs score the double pin for the win.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Pope D’Angelo Dinero, Devon, Brooke Tessmacher and Tara @ 5:00 via pin
RATING: **

-Karen yells at Traci for being late. Traci hates her, but Karen says she brought class to this place. She then calls Traci a cow, and then says to cover up her tits. Traci asks if she is jealous, and Karen says she is not a $5 ho. Karen then says she has a job for her. Go and get the knockouts and bring them here.

-Karen meets with the girls, and Madison sucks up right away. Karen says that the game Mickie has with Winter needs to end. Karen says NO REMATCH FOR YOU! As for the rest of them, they will have three matches, queen’s qualifier matches. Mickie vs. Miss Tessmacher. Tara vs. Madison and tonight, Velvet vs. Angelina Love. The winners will face Winter at Bound for Glory for the title. They get dismissed, and Madison kisses up more and gives Karen her tiara.

FOTUNE FIVE
AJ Styles introduces the BFG Series winner, Bobby Roode. They all give him a hug, because brothers gotta hug man! AJ says as a former champion, he is proud of Roode. He clawed his way to the top and he beat 11 other guys to get where he is, including AJ and Storm. AJ says he agrees with the crowd, Roode will be the next world champion. AJ says they have no doubt that he will win the title.

Daniels grabs the mic and says that he has done a lot of things, including recently beating a former champion (AJ) so he can appreciate what Roode has done. He fought from behind, beat Bully Ray, almost as inspiring as when he beat AJ. If Roode believes in himself, they believe in him and so do the fans, he has to believe, just like he believed he could beat AJ.

Kaz grabs the mic and says they made a pact, that they were family, that they would have each other’s back. It doesn’t matte who comes and goes, they did all they could to build TNA. Collectively, they strive for greatness, and they all have goals. Roode accomplished his goal of winning the BFG series, and he is not blowing smoke, but there is no one that deserves the title more than Roode.

Storm has the mic and says Roode is one half of Beer Money and the future champion, that sounds good. They have been through so much, they got tossed together and made it work, they made chicken shit into chicken salad. They rode the roads together, Roode on the phone missing his kids games, now it all comes down to BFG and the title match with Angle. Storm wishes it was him, but they are like bothers, and he is glad that Roode won. Storm says the people want to see wrestling, and all he has to say is, KURT ANGLE..SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!

Kurt Angle is out now, laughing at them. Angle enters the ring and says that they are all right, Roode won and is the number one contender, even with an injury. That is awesome. BUT…Angle asks, what is this attitude here, are they the Musketeers? That crap only happens in movies. He asks if they are jealous of Roode, wishing that they had the shot at Angle. Angle says he and AJ have been kicking each other’s ass for five years, he knows. Storm, come on man, you put on a great poker face, but what are they here for? He is holding what they all want. Now listen, Robert, since they do not want to say anything, he says they are jealous. Since Hogan has rubbed off on him, he has booked Roode in matches heading into BFG. Every week he battles a member of Fortune. Well guys, you can lay down for him, but if you do, you will be at the bottom. But IF anyone beats him, after BFG, then, that person would be at the top. Now the choice is yours, and Kaz is up first tonight.

-Bischoff is on the phone and is happy. It was Hogan, and he is very happy with what Angle booked. Bischoff says maybe Fortune will take Roode down and bit to make BFG more fun for Angle.

Queen’s Qualifier Match: Velvet Sky vs. Angelina Love w/Winter
Love attacks Sky as she fucks the ring ropes for her entrance. Bitch. They brawl on the floor, and then Love dumps her back in and covers for 2. Sky is able to fight back, hits a bulldog and we head to a commercial @ 1:00.

Back from commercial @ 5:00 as Love covers for 2. Elbow drops follow, and Love is in control of things. To the corner, and Love lays the boots to Sky. Love backs off and celebrates, eats a boot on the charge and Sky with a roll up for 2. Love back up and nails a clothesline, and now into the chinlock. Elbows by Sky, jawbreaker follows by Winter trips her up. Love lays the beat down on Sky, and then covers for 2. Back to the chinlock by Love, Sky elbows out and a knee by Love stops that. Off the ropes, Winter almost hits Winter and Sky hits a clothesline. Another, snap mare and kick to the back. Side effect by Sky, but an eye rake by Love slows her down. Winter is up, has the title, and hits Love by accident. That allows Sky to get the DDT and the win.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Velvet Sky @ 9:00 (5:00 shown) via pin
RATING:

-Jeff Hardy tries to talk with AJ Styles. AJ says what bothers him is that he has been killing himself for nine-years, held all the titles, and in one night Hardy almost destroys it all at Victory Road, because Hardy is selfish. AJ says he has to feed his family, and Hardy tried to take that away. People talk badly about the company because of Hardy. AJ says he doesn’t do drugs and drink, he just does his job. He does not think there will ever be a time for them to be around each other. Hardy leaves like a sad panda.

-Flair meets with Hogan. Flair says he is on his game, and is the Nature Boy. Hogan says he has a plan b for tonight, and Sting sneaks up and appears behind them. He says he will go through Flair to get to Hogan, and he loves them both. Hogan says he will smarten Flair up when Sting leaves.

-Live via satellite, here is Crimson. Crimson says that he was all set to win the BFG series, and then Joe attacked him and fractured his ankle. He offers congrats to Roode, and says he thought he was done with Joe after Slammiversary. Joe tempted fate, and made it personal, and he will pay. Crimson then says he will be back in two weeks.

Submission Match: Samoa Joe vs. Matt Morgan
Joe attacks Morgan before the bell and that angers Morgan. Chops by Morgan, back elbows follow and Joe is down. Charging knee by Morgan, and rights follow. Morgan with more elbows, jawbreaker by Joe. SWEEP THE LEG by Joe, We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM SAMOA JOE? Anyway, Joe continue his attack, and looks for the choke, but Morgan gets the ropes. Morgan fights back, rights drop Joe. Clotheslines follow and Morgan is rolling. Side slam by Morgan, and then off the ropes, reversal and Morgan escapes. Michinoku driver by Morgan, and he tries a shit triangle variation. Sorry, it’s the MMA guy in me. Joe gets the ropes, break, and Morgan misses the carbon foot print and as Morgan tries the choke slam, Joe pulls he ref in and Joe pokes the eye. Knee buster by Joe, gets a heel hook variation and Morgan taps.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Samoa Joe @ 5:00 via submission
RATING: **

-Angle tries to hype up Kaz for his match tonight. Angle say she is giving Kaz a he chance. Angle is looking for the next contender, and then asks how many title shots Kaz has received. Angle says he is the #1 guy in Fortune, and wished Kaz luck.

-Jeff Hardy talks with Devon. Devon says he has been real with Jeff for 12-years, been down the roads, ate together, roomed together, 12-years. And to let something like this come in between everything they worked for, but he will not let Jeff throw everything they built together away. They have had matches that will never be forgotten. He knows the Jeff that can be the show stopper, that can come up with the goods. He needs Jeff to get it right and mean it this time. He will not let Jeff down, he will throw him through a wall if he has to in order to get him right. Jeff says he understands. Devon if Jeff fails again, it is over. Devon says if he needs him, he has his back.

Kazarian vs. Bobby Roode
Roode’s chest is still bruised from the PPV, where Bully Ray chopped him to death. Lock up to begin, Kaz work s the arm. Roode escapes, counters and a headlock takedown by Kaz. Roode escapes and they stand off. Roode takes Kaz down, front facelock applied. Kaz escapes and backs away. Lock up again, Roode works the arm, escape and Kaz takes him down. Slips a bit on the leg drop off the ropes try, Kaz misses the charge, but avoids Roode and a she tries the tornado DDT, a northern lights suplex by Roode for 2. Lock up, to the corner, and they trade forearms. V fires up, off the ropes and a flying forearm by Roode. Sends Kaz to the floor, and then follows. Roode checks on Kaz, and Kaz did not appreciate that and they brawl. Back in and Kaz hits the slingshot leg drop for 2. Gut wrench suplex by Kaz gets 2. Forearms follow, and Kaz works a chinlock. Roode fights to his feet, but Kaz take shim to the corner. A whip follows, but Roode with the clotheslines fires back. Backdrop by Roode, second rope blockbuster by Roode gets 2. Whip by Roode, countered and Kaz goes for fade to block, countered and Roode gets the arm bar on Kaz. Kaz struggles, Roode transitions to the cross face and Kaz taps.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Bobby Roode @ 8:00 via submission
RATING: ***

-We see Angle watching on from the back, and he is not happy. Roode and Kaz shake after the match. Kaz also hugs him and tells Roode, “YOU…are ready.”

-We see Kurt Angle at the premiere of Warrior.

-Kaz and Roode talk backstage. They discuss the match, and Kaz says he was pissed, he wants Roode’s spot, but Roode proved that he is a future world champion. They agree to do it again, for the right reasons. Roode puts over Kaz, and says brothers tend to fight, and they had a hell of a match.

-Earlier today Austin Aries discusses being the greatest man that ever lived, and the new X-Division champion. He defends the title next week, don’t miss it.

-Also next week, Daniels challenges Bobby Roode and Mickie James faces Miss Tessmacher. Also next week, Bully Ray and Jerry Lynn face RVD and Mr. Anderson. Lynn and Bully Ray talk shit to their opponents.

-Ric Flair makes his way to the ring.

-And now Sting.

Sting vs. Ric Flair (If Sting Wins, He Gets Hogan. If Sting Loses, He Must Retire
And here we go. Lock up, and Sting tosses Flair down. Lock up again, and down goes Flair again from a shoulder block. They lock up, Flair works the arm but Sting kips up, mostly, and takes Flair to the corner, and he breaks cleanly. Lock up, and Sting with the hammerlock. Flair looks to escape, drops down and out and into the front facelock. Sting escapes again, and Flair grabs the ropes. Flair slaps Sting several times, and Sting knocks him on his ass as we head to a commercial @ 2:00.

Back from commercial @ 6:00 as Sting works over Flair in the corner. Back elbow by Flair, he goes up top and Sting of course catches him and slams him to the mat. Sting clotheslines Flair to the floor. Sting follows, boot by Flair and as he slams Sting to the barricade, Sting fires back with the clothesline. Back into the ring, Flair begs off, no go there as Sting beats his ass. LOW BLOW by Flair, well we all knew that was coming. I am just shocked that flair is not bleeding already to be honest with you. Chops by Flair, slaps by Sting. Rights follow, a whip to the corner, Stinger splash misses. Chop block by Flair, and now the figure four locked in. Sting fights, Flair uses the ropes for leverage, but Sting is able to fight back and fire up. He turns the hold, and Flair rolls and gets the ropes. Back to their feet, Flair attacks the leg again. Stomps by Flair to the knee, he circles Sting and picks him up. To the corner and works the knee some more. Chops follow, but Sting fires up and dares Flair to chop him more. Sting flexes and Flair pokes the eye. Back up top, Sting follows and hits a TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX. Seriously. Gunner runs in and so does Steiner. All of Immortal are out, Sting fights them off and here is Hogan. Ray in, but Mr. Anderson makes the save with a chair. He chases them off, and Hogan gives Flair knux. Flair nails Sting, hides the knux and covers Sting but Sting is out at 2. Sting fires up again, chops have no effect, rights by Sting. To the corner, Stinger splash connects. Flair flop. Scorpion death lock and Flair taps. Not as bad as I feared, but uncomfortable to watch at times.

OFFICIAL RESULT: Sting @ 15:00 (11:00 shown) via submission
RATING: **

-Hogan and Sting stare down as the show ends.

-End scene.

-Thanks for reading.

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