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411’s WWE The SmackDown LowDown Report 3.23.24: The Street Profits Talk Their Road to WrestleMania

March 24, 2024 | Posted by Robert Leighty Jr.
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-I didn’t see any of SmackDown this week thanks to March Madness. I checked out the recaps, but that’s all. Let’s get to it!

-We start with video of Lincoln Financial Field. Hey, my 49ers curb stomped The Eagles there a few months back. Amazing what happens when you have a healthy QB.

-Megan Morant welcomes us to the show and she is joined by Scott Stanford. LA Knight was arrested after getting into a fight with AJ Styles in AJ’s home. Stamford notes you are in the wrong the minute you show up at someone’s house and brings up what happened to Prison Dom.

-To the video as Naomi and Iyo Sky had by the reports I read, a good match. Damage CTRL attack, but Bianca is down to make the save, but the numbers are too strong. The crowd with a loud chant for Bayley, but no dice. I assume we are either getting Naomi/Bianca vs. The Kabuki Warriors for the Tag Titles, or Bianca/Naomi and Jade vs. The Kabuki Warriors and Dakota. That would be a good way for Bianca to get on the card.

-Next week it’s Bianca vs. Dakota!

-Kayla Braxton is backstage with Bianca. She wants it known she ran out there for Naomi, and not for Bayley. She wished there was someone to help her when she fought Damage CTRL for two years. She is going to prove something to Dakota next week.

-Jade Cargill makes her first appearance as a member of SmackDown next week.

-The Street Profits and Pretty Deadly still to come!

-Peacock commercials!

-WrestleMania XL commercial: Brother vs. Brother! Uso vs. Uso! BROTHERLY LOVE!

-To the video as Waller and Theory got a win over The OC to advance in their quest to qualify for the 6 Pack Ladder Match.

-We see Bracket #2 as Theory and Waller advance to face the winner of The Street Profits and AOP.

-To the video as The Street Profits get a win over AOP thanks to a small package. So the two tag matches ended with a small package and a roll-up for cheating. Just survive and advance!

-Next week it’s A-Town Down Under vs. The Street Profits for one spot and LDF vs. New Catch Republic for the other spot. I assume A Town Down Under and New Catch Republic advance because the other teams are involved in FACTION WARFARE!

-Byron Saxton is backstage with The Street Profits, Lashley and B-Fab. They note it has been three years and counting for them to get back Tag Gold. They have been taking losses personally and professionally. Dawkins notes it is March Madness and they aren’t a Cinderella story. Nobody is stopping them on their way to Philly. They are going to stop the dreams of A Town Down and They Want The Smoke!

-Pretty Deadly up next!

-Peacock commercials!

-CM Punk on RAW from Chicago this week!

-Kayla Braxton is backstage with Pretty Deadly and they are still selling being punched in the jaw from Kevin Owens. They compare themselves to KO and Orton. They make fair points as KO and Randy don’t have a name, don’t have the hair and flare, don’t have a theme song, entrance, a jawline, and don’t have their own branded hand sanitizer. Kayla is excited by this and wants to try some. They play music as well! They have clean hands right now, but next week they get their hands dirty. THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME!

-Kayla has a name for Owens and Randy….RKOwens. Makes sense!

-To the video as Cody and Roman come face-to-face and each tries to play mind games in making the other think they can’t trust their partner at Mania. Both men agreed to come alone, but here’s Solo and Jimmy. Cody was prepared though and here’s Seth and Jey. It’s a stalemate as The Bloodline back away.

-They run down the matches involving The Bloodline at Mania, and then Megan wraps things up as we are out this week.

-Thanks for reading!