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411’s TNA Impact Report 9.06.07
TNA Impact Begins…NOW!
-Highlights from last week are shown.
-Team Pacman rolls up in a red Hummer. Random interview chick asks about what they did last week. Pacman says there is still one big dog that needs a Pacman autograph, and “THEY IS LOOKIN FO HIM~!”
-Tenay and West welcome us to the show and lay down the hype.
-They let us know that there will be a major announcement on the No Surrender PPV.
Kazarian throws some kicks to begin. Forearms to Tomko, kicks and Kazarian works the arm with the kicks. Arm bar by Kazarian. Roode and Brooks are out to scout the match. Tomko is in control now, tosses Kazarian to the corner, but Kazarian back with forearm shots again. Off the ropes and a back elbow by Tomko. Press slam try countered and good kicks by Kazarian. Off the ropes and Tomko snatches him up for a powerslam and count of 2. Tenay talks up the tag gauntlet and says Scott may have suffered a career ending injury. Kazarian to the floor as Roode tripped him, Roode misses a punch and hits the post and a missile dropkick by Kazarian on Tomko gets 2. Roode and Brooks argue and Tomko has Kazarian, misses a boot and Kazarian lays out Roode now. Tomko has Kazarian on top, chops and Kazarian manages a tornado DDT and covers for 2. Rights by Kazarian, off the ropes, reversal and a big boot by Tomko. TREE SLAM by Tomko and that is all.
Winner: Tomko @ 4:12 via pin
-After the match Miss Brooks checks on Kazarian, Roode is in and lays the boots to Kazarian. Roode yells at Brooks and Tomko gets involved and shoves Roode down.
-Robert Roode vs. Kazarian
-James Storm vs. Rhino
-Chris Harris vs. Black Reign
-Christian Cage vs. Samoa Joe
–Tag Team Gauntlet Match: XXX vs. LAX vs. The Voodoo Kin Mafia vs. Eric Young and Shark Boy vs. The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave vs. AJ and Tomko vs. Team 3D
–TNA X-Division Title Match: Kurt Angle © vs. “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal
–TNA Tag Team Title Match: Sting and Kurt Angle © vs. Team Pacman (Ron Killings and Adam “Pacman” Jones
–TNA World Title Match: Kurt Angle © vs. Abyss
-JB is with Sting and Angle. Sting says it is history him winning the title, he earned it and he knows he cannot trust the Angles. He knows Angle doesn’t like him, but they could work together and try to raise the bar for each other or achieve nothing. Karen talks shit to Sting and Sting tells Angle that she stays in the back. Karen grabs Sting and Kurt says he can talk to her that way if he wishes.
-Back from commercial and we get a video package for Black Reign.
-Random interview chick is with Harris. Dustin Rhodes was a friend, but at Hard Justice that wasn’t Dustin, that was a freak. He left me for dead. Listen up Dustin, I never should have let my guard down. Now I will show you how sick I can be. I am not coming to play games, I am coming for blood!
-We go to the back with JB hyping the text service. Machismo and Abyss are here now. Machismo says he is going for his X-Title. Abyss walks in, and says, “Angle, it starts tonight and ends Sunday at No Surrender. Your blood, my gold…RAAAAAAAR~!” Machismo says that is bingo, dig it.
-Samoa Joe walks. We see Team Pacman, they say Joe could be the next victim.
-Back from commercial and James Storm and Jackie are at an AA meeting looking for Rhino. Jackie says he can’t take the beer in there. Storm calls them all pathetic and says he needs to drink due to them being thus. Some due says it is a disease, and his mamma says to have one, at least have a fun one. They want to call the police, and he asks about Rhino. They say they couldn’t tell him if they wanted to. Storm asks if it works, and Jackie has a 6-pack and he gives it to them and leaves. Tremendous!
Raven rises from a throne and has a wacky top hat! Joe has his dance team again! Lock up and jabs by Raven. He tosses Joe to the floor, Joe battles back and tosses Raven to the railing. Again a slam by Joe. OLAY KICK by Joe! Back into the ring they go, Irish whip and a corner forearm by Joe. Running knee of doom now! Face wash by Joe, as he goes for the boot Raven has the kendo stick! AJ is out and NAILS Joe from behind with another kendo, no DQ apparently, and we head to a commercial @ 1:50.
Back from commercial @ 5:20 and Joe comes back with jabs. Off the ropes and the back splash gets 2. Joe sets Raven up top, Raven rakes his eyes and comes off the top with a knee strike. AJ holds Joe, Raven gets the rag of doom, Joe grabs the choke on Raven and that is all.
Winner: Samoa Joe@ 6:20 via submission
-Joe attacks AJ, but Tomko is out and Joe tries to fight them off. Cage is in and lays out Joe with a chair shot. They handcuff Joe to the ropes and Cage with more chair shots. The DANCE TEAM hits the ring and try to protect Joe, and the Coalition beat them down! Joe is furious and they lay one out and give him the ONE MAN CONCHAIRTO~! Joe is insanely pissed and security hits the ring too late as always.
-Back from commercial with a video package for James Mitchell and his son, Judas Mesias.
-Tenay and West discuss the Joe and dancers beat down, and how much of an insult it is to the proud Samoan people. RHINO is apparently on the phone with Tenay. He will be at No Surrender with an I want to kill you look on his face. Nice.
Sting ad Machismo to begin. Headlock by Sting, off the ropes and a tackle by Sting. Off the ropes again and a hip toss and cartwheel dropkick by Machismo. Arm bar and a tag to Abyss. They stand off, and Abyss points to Angle. Sting tags in Angle and Angle goes behind him, tries a German, stopped and Abyss gets a wrist lock. Winds it up, Angle is down and Abyss is a catch as catch can specialist now! Angle fights back, back elbow by Angle, charge sin and a press slam by Abyss on Angle. Rights by Abyss, Irish whip and Angle avoids a charge but then eats a big boot. Karen Angle heads to the ring as we head to a commercial @ 2:50.
Back from commercial @ 7:00 with Machismo tagging in and then eating a belly to belly. During the break, Sting made Angle take Karen to the back, and he carried her to the back. Vader splash by Sting on Machismo for 2. A suplex by Sting gets 2. Tag to Angle, he lays the boots to Machismo and then kills him with an uppercut. Side back breaker by Angle gets 2. Angle with a headlock and side control body scissors. Machismo fights to his feet, elbows out and a head scissors to Angle. Angle manages a release German on Machismo, and then covers for 2. Tag to Sting, off the ropes and they collide and hit heads. Sting gets a tag and so does Machismo. Abyss in, house of fire, clotheslines and SHOCK TREATMENT on Angle! Big boot to Sting! Machismo up top…Abyss over and Machismo off his shoulders and ELBOW DROP to Angle! Abyss covers for a close 2! Goozles then both, he tosses Sting away and chokeslams Angle. Cover for 2 as Sting makes the save. Machismo elbows away at Sting. Machismo counters the splash, head scissors by Machismo takes Sting to the floor. Abyss has Angle, but Angle escapes and gets the Angle slam for a CLOSE 2! STRAPS ARE DOWN~! Ankle lock by Angle, Abyss rolls and then gets the BLACK HOLE SLAM for 3!
Winners: Black Machismo and Abyss @ 12:15 via pin
-We see replays of the match.
-Now Abyss goes under the ring for his BAG O FUN! James Mitchell is out now! Abyss goes up the ramp after Mitchell and Team PACMAN IS NOW OUT! Killings fights off Sting and Pacman autographs Angle. Sting is in and Team Pacman escapes.
-We get the closing video package.
