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SICKOS! It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! AEW Dynamite is LIVE tonight from the Viejas Arena in the hometown of the Masked Marvel himself, Excalibur, in San Diego, California! What, did you think I was going Rey Mysterio Jr.? Get out of here with that nonsense! All kidding aside, we are set for the fall-out from Forbidden Door and will hope to get a better picture of what the card for Redemption looks like in the coming weeks. And while a lot hasn’t been announced for tonight (as of the time of me typing this), what was announced is definitely a big deal!

For more on that, let’s roll those Headlines!

Cashing in, cashing out! As a direct result of Team Briscoe defeating Team DCMJF on Sunday (thanks in large part to Andrade El Idolo turning on his team and unveiling a wicked awesome shirt in the process), Mark Brsicoe earned the World Heavyweight Title match that he has been after, and he’s wasting no time cashing in on that opportunity, as he faces MJF tonight.

Only the Fittest Survives! The field is set with six ladies locked in, as Maika, Harley Cameron, Persephone, Kris Statlander, Hikaru Shida, and Queen Aminata will battle it out in an ROH inspired Survival of the Fittest match, with the last woman standing becoming the NEW TBS Champion.

Forbidden Fruits! Several developments from Sunday will alter the trajectory of many of the titles in AEW moving forward, with Will Ospreay and Mercedes Mone winning the Men’s and Women’s Owen Hart Tourney, Kenny Omega earning the victory over Zack Sabre Jr. and looking to lock in a World Title shot at Redemption, and the long-awaited return of The Switchblade Jay White to prevent the Dogs from winning the Tag Team Titles. All of this and, of course, so much more in store for us tonight!

So, how is everyone doing on this Hump Day? Everything free agency in both the NHL and the NBA has been set off as of today, and the Phillies continue to get my hopes up for an eventual overtaking of Atlanta atop the NL East, possibly before the All-Star Break in two weeks.

I also want to send out my well wishes to the people who are suffering through this “Heat Dome” that has gripped the country. I don’t take things like air conditioning for granted, especially since I never had that luxury until me and my parents moved to a new place in December of 2000, nearly 16 years into my lifespan. Furthermore, I want to close my intro by saying that, even though Pride Month is over, it shouldn’t be encapsulated to just one month, as it should be celebrated and honored all year around, no matter what the bigots and haters believe.

But enough about me and enough about you, let’s get ready to make the Dynamite go BOOM!

Tonight, Dynamite is LIVE from the 619 Area Code aka San Diego, California! Hometown Man Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and Nigel McGuinness are on the call!

YOU WANTED WAR aka the opening sequence! Excalibur welcomes us to the show, and I would say I like his mask, but he’s wearing Padres on it lol.

After Forbidden Door, Renee Paquette got a word with Will Ospreay, who is seen holding hands with WINDSAH! Ospreay says that this was an amazing moment. We see Jon Moxley pop out of the training room, but then he pops back in. Both Renee and Alex take off, and Ospreay wants to know, when Moxley said he was beginning to see it, what did you mean by that? Moxley stares at him before saying if he told you he’d have to tell everyone. You can’t just be the real thing; you have to live it. AEW can be something great, this sport is the best in the world. The business has always had carnies and con artist. It’s like someone with a bucket of crabs. We need to protect this business from that. Moxley pulls out a Death Riders patch, he says he doesn’t give them to anyone, but if you want to ride with us, then put that on.

We’re not done yet, as Ospreay walks into Kenny Omega! Kenny says what Will did was incredible shit, but he is concerned about Will throwing his lot in with the Death Riders. Will says he appreciates that, and he sees Kenny looking at the patch, but just because you gave up on yourself, it doesn’t mean that he is.

MJF walks out of the training room now, and MJF says, more or less, that both guys suck. Omega says that you have to defend your title against Mark Briscoe, and if you somehow survive him, then I will be waiting for you. MJF doesn’t like this, so he says he will see Ospreay at Wembley, BRUV!

Oh shit, that World Title match is our opener!

AEW World Heavyweight Title Match: MJF (C) vs. Mark Brsicoe

The Dapper Yapper with the in-ring intros for this match. MJF stops Justin and says that he doesn’t hail from a cesspool like San Diego, he is from the best coast, the East Coast. I’m staying out of that one lol.

The bell rings, as the fans flip off MJF and are behind Briscoe. Mark tries to win with the headlock takeover, but Mark sends him off and beats him into the corner. Corner leapfrog, but MJF fakes a knee injury to suck in Briscoe for a piledriver for a two. MJF removes the Band-Aid on the head of Briscoe and bites down.

(INSERT SOMETHING HERE ABOUT ZERO DAYS WITHOUT A BITING INCIDENT!)

MJF continues to gouge at the forehead of Briscoe, as he is busted open again. MJF sends off Briscoe and hits a back body drop. He does it again and then asks the fans if they want one more, but Briscoe lands on his feet. MJF celebrates, oblivious to the fact that Briscoe is waiting for him. Mark lays in the E. Honda slaps and hits a running dropkick. Corner charge, a DVD, and a basement lariat from Briscoe follows. Mark to the top, but he takes WAY too long and MJF shakes the ropes, causing Mark to lose his footing.

MJF heads up, but Briscoe fights him off and bites him with his tooth. When Excalibur said that it reminded me of the Beer City Bruiser lol. Froggy Bow from Mark, but MJF is out at two. Briscoe looking Jay Driller, but MJF grabs his arm and gets free. MJF won’t get free from a CANNONBALL on the floor, however, and Mark throws the chair into the ring. Briscoe sets up the chair after using it to clap a bit, and he hits a Senton Atomico to MJF!

Briscoe goes under the ring now, and he pulls out a table, much to the approval of the SICKOS! Mark throws MJF into the ring steps before setting up the table and putting MJF on it. I have a feeling this won’t end well for Mark, and as if on cue, MJF springs to life and throws Briscoe to the apron. He kicks the table over and puts it back under the ring, in perhaps the worst case of heel mannerisms he has ever shown lol. He poses in the corner as we hit the break.

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