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Stormy Daniels Compares President Trump’s Private Parts to Toad From Mario Kart

September 18, 2018 | Posted by Larry Csonka
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Guardian obtained a pre-sale copy of the Stormy Daniels book, “Full Disclosure.” In the book, she claims that Trump offered her a spot on The Apprentice,” and also suggested she could cheat in order to advance on the competitive reality TV show. But more than that, she talked about sex with Trump, and more specifically his penis, which she compared to Toad from Mario Kart…

“He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”