411’s LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 03.27.06: Foley/Edge

The show starts with Vince McMahon standing in the back.

McMahon: Tonight, I Vincent Kennedy McMahon will wrestle John Cena. You ain’t seen nothing yet until you see the Chairman versus the Champ. In the interest of fairness, my Wrestlemania opponent Shawn Michaels will also compete tonight against the king of kings – Triple H. Once again Shawn Michaels finds himself in the fast lane on the Highway to Hell.

Cue the Raw intro, cue thousands of screaming fans in OMAHA, Nebraska baby, cue Styles welcoming us to…MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!

**Mick Foley’s music hits**

Mick Foley appears from the curtain with two packages in his hand. He drops one off at the top of the ramp and continues to carry the other to the ring.

Foley on the mic: This Sunday I will fight Edge in a Hardcore match at Wrestlemania. But that does not give me the right to take his sweet innocent little girlfriend and shove my fingers down her throat! That was wrong. In order to make it up to Lita, well I….(opens package and pulls out some red roses) I brought her these. But don’t think I forgot about you Edge. You see there’s a gift for you right up there on the stage. So unless last week was a fluke and you suffer from a complete lack of intestinal fortitude why don’t you and Lita come walking out here and accept my humble gifts.

**You think you know me….**

Edge and Lita appear from a cloud of smoke.

Edge: Cut the music – cut it – cut the music! (BOOS) Foley, last week you caught me off guard, but that’s not gonna happen again. When it comes to your present why the hell should we open that. How do we know it’s not a trap?

Foley: You don’t know Edge. But trust me at Wrestlemania it will be something I can use.

Edge: Something I can use right? Well I know what you can use Mick. You could use a win at WM. But it’s not gonna happen this Sunday. Nah, you see your legacy Mick has become like a giant ATM account. The only thing you’re gonna collect at Wrestlemania (YOU SUCK chants)….Mick, the only thing you’re gonna collect at WM is what’s most important to you nowadays….a paycheck! You see you keep coming back to Raw and dipping into your account until there’s not gonna be anything left. (FOLEY chants) Well you’re not, you’re not gonna pad your legacy on my account. In case you forgot you cost me the WWE Title! I should be in the main event at Wrestlemania this Sunday.

Foley: Wait, wait, wait – you see you’ve got it all wrong Edge. It’s not about the money. It’s about that defining WM moment, and I’ve got one right up here in my head. It’s about you Edge. It’s about you bleeding badly from various parts of your body! It’s about you Edge begging me for mercy except I can’t hear because many years ago in a land far away in a hardcore match I had my ear ripped off my head (close up). But don’t worry Edge, I’m not gonna rip your ear off your head because I want you to hear everything. I want you to hear the sick sound of your flesh tearing when I carve you up. I wanna hear the sound of the children screaming – their little lives psychologically scarred forever. I want you to hear the pitter patter of blood drops as they rain down from your skull. And most of all, Edge, I want you to hear that ring announcer when they say the winner of this match Wrestlemania is…MICK FOLEY! You see that’s…that’s why I brought out the present. To give you a fighting chance. So why don’t you look in there – open up the box Edge! Open up the box!

Edge slowly goes to the box, opens it up, and pulls out a baseball bat.

Edge: You arrogant son of a bitch! You want to give this to me as a gift for Wrestlemania. Tonight I’m gonna give you a gift that keeps on giving.

Edge makes his way to the ring. Foley pulls a barb wired baseball bat out of his box and goes after Edge. Edge slides to the outside and Foley whiffs with his bat. Great stuff from two great entertainers.

They show a video clip of Foley/Edge.

Foley in the ring sitting in the corner with his barb wired baseball bat as he chomps away on the barbwire.

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