411’s Live WWE Raw Coverage 4.14.03 | Victoria/Jazz Vs. Trish/Ivory

We come back, and Test is yelling at Stacy. Test then compares Stacy to Torrie, and says she is much better, until he starts talking about her tits.

VPJG: Stacey bitches to Test. Test bitches to Stacey. Playboys are sold.

Trish Stratus & Ivory vs. Victoria (w/ Steven Richards) & Jazz (w/ Theodore Long)
Victoria jumps Ivory to start. Long joins Coach and King. Ivory receives a powerslam from Victoria, Trish tagged in, takes care of Victoria. Jazz in. pummels down on Trish. Trish in the corner, Jazz charges, but Trish moves, but Jazz comes back with some solid punches. Jazz goes for a splash, but Trish has her knees up. Ivory in, takes care of both Jazz and Victoria. Ivory nails Poison Ivory (X-Factor) on Jazz for 2, when Victoria breaks it up. All 4 melee. Ivory puts Jazz up for a SUPERPLEX, but Jazz fights it off, only for Trish to get the Stratusphere. Trish hurts her knee. Trish gets on Jazz shoulders and tries to roll through, but Jazz tosses her off, and locks on the STF.
Winners – Jazz/Victoria

VPJG: Trish and Ivory come out and dance. Then Victoria comes out. No dancing. Then Jazz comes out and moonwalks to the ring. You rule, Fit Finley! Jazz is now with Teddy Long. “Time to spazz with Jazz!” That one is free, WWE. Ivory and Jazz start it out. Trish is in, and gets a two count on Vicki. Louie Thesz press on Vicki. Jazz is in, double under hook lift into a full frontal drop. Trish into the corner, but Jazz misses a splash. Kicks by Trish, but misses something. I didn’t see because I was typing. King is not allowed to say “Playa” because he’s not black. Jazz dives onto Trish, but gets nothing but knees. Nothing but knees… AND PUDDING! Ivory in. Trish back in. Victoria over the top rope. Trish with her handstand thingy on Jazz. Half Boston Crab on Trish into the STF. Trish taps out! Trish taps out! I always knew she was weak. After 250 years of oppression, the black woman picks up the victory.

Goldberg is on the phone, Jesse for TE1 comes in and tells him that a ‘relative’ of his is here. Goldust comes in! Goldust welcomes him, and gives him a wig. Goldust then puts it on. Goldberg takes it off, says thanks, but tells him never to put that on his head again. Goldberg leaves, and Goldust admits to soiling his pants.

VPJG: A relative of Goldberg is here, and it’s Goldust! I knew these two would wind up together. Goldust is having a problem with speaking. He offers Goldberg a long, blonde yamica, then puts it on Goldberg’s head. Goldberg is so greatful he kisses Goldust full on the mouth. I did not see that coming.

Commercials.