411’s WWE Velocity Report 09.20.03

411’s WWE Velocity Report 09.20.03
Announcers: Josh Matthews & Tazz
Report by: PK
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Big Show vs. Pat Cusick & Murry Happer

No, you don’t know who Cusick and Happer are. Show quickly took both of them out with a choke slam each and pins Cusick.
Winner – Big Show

Commercials.

Matt Hardy V1.0 vs. Joey Matthews
Matt Facts: Matt Hates Waiting In Lines, Matt Tailgates Slow Cars In The Passing Lane. (Both of which I do as well). Matt is getting face cheers in his hometown, little do people know that it’s Joey’s hometown too. Matt dominates the whole match. Joey fights back, rings Matt on the tope rope, then nails a neck breaker, and chokes Matt out on the middle rope. Joey gloats too much, and Matt fires out of the ropes with a diving clothesline, and a leg drop for 2. Matt picks up Joey, but Joey slips through and shoves Matt in the turnbuckle, and Joey locks on a sleeper. Matt reverses it and nails the Ricochet. Matt goes for a Side Effect, but Joey hammers out, goes for a clothesline, and Matt catches him with the Side Effect for 2. Joey goes to the corner, and pulls Matt into the turnbuckle head first, then goes to the top and nails a diving clothesline for 2. Joey puts Matt in the corner, and charges, but right into Matt’s boot. Matt nails a 2nd rope leg drop, then the ToF for the win.
Winner – Version 1.0

Commercials.

Chuck Palumbo (w/ The FBI) vs. Orlando Jordan
The ref quickly ejects Nunzio and The Bull to the back after quick involvement in the match. Chuck mauls Jordan, nails a huge belly to belly for 2, and locks on a bear hug. Palumbo then hits some really cool move. He holds him Crossbody, then lifts him over his head for a Samoan Drop. Palumbo then puts Jordan in the Tree of Woe, and steps on him. Chuck has Jordan in the corner, nails a huge discuss punch. Chuck charges and Jordan moves, driving Chuck into the ringpost. Jordan is on fire, drop kick, back body drop, then a Crossbody, but Chuck rolls through for 2. Jordan school boys Chuck for 2. Jordan then nails Black Ice (combination of Stone Cold Stunner and Flatliner) for the pin.
Winner – Orlando Jordan

Commercials.

Recap of the Ironman match. What a great match too!

Commercials.

Billy Kidman vs. Shannon Moore
Back and forth action to start. Kidman charges Moore, and Moore hip tosses him in the corner. Moore locks on a chin lock, Kidman fights out, but Moore whips Kidman in the corner hard. Moore with the snap suplex for 2. Kidman lights up, hurra canranna, back body drop, DVD into a backbreaker for 2. Moore grabs the ropes, nails Kidman with a spin heel kick. Kidman rolls up Moore for 2. Moore nails the Hangover (corkscrew moonsault) for 2. Moore tosses a fit, and Kidman gets up and nails the BK Bomb (D’Lo Brown’s Sky High) and follows it with the Shooting Star Press.
Winner – Kidman

Show Over. You know what I liked about this episode, less recap, more wrestling.

~PK